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returning live to the NCAN Igbo branch, where Osondu Kelechi is standing by...

Pls, did we just see the strange line.... "divine healing of Buhari"......?

(speechless)

Well apparently, the government is not taking the denial by the rodents as we can tell you, as we report live from the NCAN Igbo division, NCAN headquarters, where reports states that there has been a massive clampdown of rats.

It's been alleged by the government, that it's a clampdown to stop lasser fever, but NCAN believes it is a direct clampdown and effective response to the rats tampering of the government property, vis a vis, the president's privacy.

We will bring you subsequent details on the hour.

Coolgent:
Wailers com see

Some of you should be ashamed of yourselves.

So you can now compare yourself to America when it comes to evil. But when you come to their good virtues, we play the "they have had democracy for 200 years" card Abi?

A moment of silence for your sense of reasoning.

Truth.


We never had it this bad.

Even in the military --with the exception of free speech (which they are also trying to take off too).

Unfortunately, I was one of those that voted this thing to power.

cosmatika:
This Benue ppl re very wicked. B4 I came here for service, I used to hear dat their girls give guys free of charge. But since I came here, both Idoma & Tiv gal, I nva see anyone pant. I can't wait to go bk to Lag wia Yemisi dey gimme steady

Afonja influences.

A moment of silence for your sense of reasoning.



Amen.

I'm getting really pissed off with these things....

Look! There need to be a balance.

With the cases I'm following, even some reported on nairaland, Domestic violence is not restricted to females alone.

It's almost 50/50. Unlike what we are made to believe.

Women interestingly are always playing the victim EVEN IN CASES THEY ARE CULPRITS.

Beckino:
I wonda what makes her so sure that he is worthy of God's acceptance.

RIP young man.

Ode spotted. Nairaland Moderators, take note.

Ha

Ha

it is a good thing but does not guarantee that the virgin is a good person.

It's only the probability that is higher

Even their Nick names are a fraud.

Ostrich, Solar........ lol.

But wait..... did I see 56 years old?

Nonsense

This dictatorship does not have shame.

Is it the oppressor or the oppressed that announces when an agitation over oppression is called off?

zoomman:
They are amateur not professionals like Seth rollins, Dean ambrose , Brock Lesnar etc.......

You just mentioned my client as your last pick in your list of superstars.

How wrong.

Tiger

But sometimes I get really pissed off.

Why go to the extent of having sex with someone, and get such a person pregnant, AND HAVING NO INTENT OF MARRYING THE PERSON?

This is plain wickedness. I just don't get it.
She has every right to demand marriage. It's you that need to get God to show you mercy and intervene and help end the relationship . If she is occultic, such people can manipulate your life using the fact that she almost gave her life cos of you.

Be careful.

I said it some weeks ago that this man has turned this agitation (which started so nicely) into something of a personality campaign vis a vis, a joke!

Security Service FOR WHAT?

I'M REALLY PISSED OFF.

PEOPLE DIED FOR THIS THING!

Fake news.

Sometimes, I get discouraged that I'm a Nigerian.

Well, don't be afraid of people that can kill the body but can't kill the soul.

Interestingly, it's in the market that you get the true picture of the failure of this dictatorship.

If I could even get goods that have increased by 100percent since 2015, it would have been better.

I was one of those that used the line of Buhari been the Messiah (who did not?). But no. I was foolish and indeed stupid for going out for the anti Christ himself!

SalamRushdie:
How does someone even give 3 million naira to 4 people , why not make 4 million naira to 4 people or 3 million to 6 people . Those doesn't sound right

Kindly help her balance it to the round figure of 4 million for the 4 people. That will sound right.

Though, an authority in NCAN, Igbo division, I'm appalled by the way some of us go ahead in this story among others, even without a bit of mercy, and start the tribal contentions.

It's funny (as its meant to be) when it's about thieves, fraud or the likes. When human life is taken, please, let's have conscience.

Nellofficial:
Dark skin men are the best

Argue and loose your fertility

I'm dark skin

But I weep for your thinking fertility

Dating a lagos girl is indeed, a spot.

jessetom:
Hello Nairalanders, please I need help.
The iPhone 7 I bought from a Chinese shop charged up to 103% then it switched itself off.. and restarted with a Nokia tune and a Samsung logo.
Abeg wetin make I do...?

Your phone is an Afonja.

Can people leave 2face alone?

What is it sef?

Black face and now, Charly Boy!!!

The lord said to them,

"Blessed are thee that knowest the various levels of fowls (chickens) on the earth. Those that chicken out at the appearance of the butcher man, then, those that chicken out at the attempt of the butcher man. Both the lord despises"....

The eye contact shared between the culprit and the prey is epic.

100 days out of office......


Shameless government

May God bless this Op with the best of a husband (if single) and the children that will forever make you proud in Jesus name.

Jesus is indeed, coming very soon.

The world cannot just continue like this....

I haf tire sef.

Please, can the Op or any of the moderators use the term, "graphic pics" when necessary?

You guys just ruined my appetite.

Wonderful.

The issue is that should someone give this Pastor a wonderful car for this revelation, some "never to ever see good things", online philosopher of a nairalander, will still sing the "they are using tithes to make themselves rich " gospel.

Now, no one will diligently note this Pastor and the eventual blessing that will follow, but will be quick to come after them when they break through some success.

Little wonder, I only come to religion section to access stupidity of the posters when I'm less busy.

Interesting that many that preach against self service, constantly use this scripture as basis.

He was killed for the intention and not the act.

He wanted to enjoy a woman willed to him and yet, package his runs.

Funny.