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ishiamu:
Foolish ram

ishiamu:
Senseless goat

ishiamu:
Buhari is a hypocrite



#likesarakiliketinubu



Nothing good can come out of this dullard in aso rock and their foot soldiers on nl



No more light again, I can see ngeneukwenu and Beremx et all looking for new propaganda else there won't be any pay for them by month. End of my stupid and unfortunate rant. Kindly pray for me to receive sense. Amen

Onyejiuwaokoh:
Boko haram has also confirmed APC government as lying liars, what has lie mohammed have to say again?

starlingslimnet:
Obey these rules and you are on your way of becoming world poorest man.

OfoIgbo:
RIP HIV Awolowo

Imortal001:
Ok, wake me up, when they goto toilet to pass out this breakfast.

Amustical:
HEAR WHAT A MOTHER TOLD HER DAUGHTER ON
HER WEDDING DAY
.
My daughter,you are now a wife and soon you'll
be become a mother too. God bear me witness
that I taught you how to cook and do other house
chores. I taught you to respect men and to
explain your anger when necessary but if you do
otherwise,i know you,not as a daughter but as my
fellow woman.
My daughter,you see this your husband? He is a
gentleman but don't take advantage of that. Don't
bring out the beast in him. My daughter,you see
this mark on my forehead?
Your father gave it to me.He tolerated me
everytime but on that day,He came unexpectedly.
It wasn't his intention but i dared him and he hit
me just once
My daughter,Men hate it when you use the word
"YOU CAN'T DO IT".He sure can do more than but
he's just protecting you from harm.
My daughter, whenever there is an arguement or
misunderstanding, try drinking water.You can't
talk when you have water in your mouth.
Now,you have two families.You are very
lucky.Tolerate and appreciate them just as you
did here.
Learn to welcome other people's kids and soon,
children will sorround your table with love.
You see that my big pot? I bought it when i still
had no child but i always cooked with it to feed
those children who had nothing to eat.
Learn to show hospitality. Welcome a visitor and
at least,offer a glass of water.Don't discriminate.
Don't shatter your husband's family. instead,
bring them together.
Learn to appreciate little efforts and soon,they'll
learn to do more.
Today,you are wearing a wedding gown and you
look so beautiful in it but there is still another
gown you need to wear.That is the MATERNITY
gown. I wore it and you shall wear your's too.
When you have a misundertanding, don't come
back here.Sort things out and build a happy
home.I built mine and your father enjoyed me.
Men like food.They like both the kITCHEN food
and the BEDROOM food.Don't deny him any of
the food all because you had an arguement.
If the ones i taught you are not enough, learn
more!

missmary:
Mercy o God my children must benefit from me.. At the mention of my name my kids will find favour o.. Amin loruko ti baba ati omo ati emimimo

PapaNnamdi:
the painful thing is dat i used my last 6k to buy it, and i am currently unemployed, may God purnish the producer, the distributor, the importer, the marketer and the seller
AMEN

FruityLass:
Sweet Jesus

Dash me that plenty

Cutehector:
The least buhari should do is to gv her children. Or grand children posts in d federal government...

alaoeri:
Only wailers & their co travellers won't see signs of good things in PMB's administration so far.

bjprodint:
Two reasons (1)mayb u used money to entise her to marry u. (2) she might b pregnant...abeg shey I spell ''entise'' well?.pls correct me if I make mistake

dammytosh:
Eediots


Arrest all the f00ls around then, they will confess who they sold the baby to.

GogobiriLalas:
what the f am I even yapping on about....may ISIS behead my whole family; I'm already befriended to a snake

5starmilitant:
I know the masturbating slaves are not gonna like this news o......
They will sure masturbate as usual......#suffering & smiling slaves

GogobiriLalas:
Boko haram go and die, you and your evil religion

GogobiriLalas:
blah blah blah yada yada ya, go and f your goat malu; f the Islamist North, you will not prosper in your diabolical scheme...f Buhari a million times and f you and your whole family

GogobiriLalas:
e no go beta for you and Buhari