₦airaland Forum

That does not happen.....

Chai!

Una wicked O!

Bossforeva:
I use this medium to propose to Vivian Gist, I want you to be the mother of my children. I dn't know which particular moniker of urs to mention for you to notice me. Tis just uncountable.. I wanna alleviate the burden of you logging in and out of accounts to promote ur hustle. Let's chase it together Vivian.

In the name of the father, son and holy spirit. As it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be, world without end.
Amen.


Young man, kindly wait for the reply of the mentioned. then i shall come and join thee both in holy matrimony.




By the way, are these sort of proposals accepted on nairaland?

the victim in question be like oracle sef......





See the one of the disadvantages of WORICM.

I pray that our security level in Nigeria, in the area of fishing out terror master minds gets to, and even surpasses this level.

Such a handsome man-but lost! Lost forever. Lost in Wickedness!

Any God that encourages you to murder your fellow man to make "His" point, is simply a coward.

Love P-Square!

You can love everybody but you can't get married to everybody.

She has done a lot.

But who hasn't?

God have mercy on this woman.

Ahzyz:
Shey inside the 8k way I dey collect every month




Anyway i will donate 25naira,

Rest my case.

Seconded.




I am donating N100 per month.

DeRuggedProf:
Has this dropped the price of Gari?

Yes.


In my area, the teen sales girl from where i buy garri, sold the derica cup almost N15 short of the original cost of the delicasy-because she was in a hurry towatch one of Gene's movies.

Stubborn pikin

I wasn't expecting anything short of this.

Dem dey mad?

Na only naive people wey go just dey kill themselves over naija things.

Social media is really doing wonders....

Almost all the couples I've known personally first met each other via social media.... Hmmm...

Be sincere and apply wisdom. This thing is working.

This man just dey tackle Buhari anyhow sha. But its good.

APC promised a lot. Remember that souvenir that went round doing campaigns?

The more of people that will insist on you doing as you promised, the more quickening you have to fulfil it.

The secret to the young looks is the second picture.



Selah

Paul and his pretty wife were forced to smile in the last picture.




Thanks.

TOO BAD.







BUT NA WA O. SOME PEOPLE WOR-WOR NO BE HERE O!!!

Op.....you are not well.

donphilopus:
Mrs Osinbajo: Toyin Saraki whose husband is prettier than just called to inform me that she's on her way here.

Aisha Buhari: Chai. .Mrs Saraki again Those envoys would be disappointed seeing her face. Ugly faces ain't needed here joor.

Mrs Osinbajo: Let's cover our faces so that she wouldn't recognise us when she gets here.

They then covered their faces

Seun, Please give this poster a bottle of orijin.


Its on me.


Thanks.

czarr:
Make dem go die



Wait sef













Thunder fire all the politicians wey dey spoil naija come de smile for camera

They went for prayers. You as well, go do some prayers too.

That your God, in His mercies, reload your sense.


amen.

nnafather:
The woman might be unemployed. Since she heard the broken promises of APC, she might have left with no choice than to dump the baby because she saw no hope since APC took over. She got pregnant during GEJ administration, probably, with the hope that things might continue to be better. Bam..old men took over and things got bad.

So this man..... you are yet to have sense?

CHISOS!



SEE LAPS!!!

bigsam1992:
Tell dat to ur generation

Its no longer necessary. They don't reason like you do.



Thanks for the offer though.

Your offence is that you are an author of confusion. And quite frankly, unfortunate!


I wish i can lay my hands on you. The kin beating i would give you will provoke your true repentance AND deliverance.



Thank me later.

HungerBAD:
A 65-year-old pastor, Kunle Akinseyi, while seeking for the dissolution of his 32-year-old marriage to his wife, Titilope on Thursday told an Igando Customary Court in Lagos that his wife has turned him into a punching bag.

Akinseyi told the court that his wife, with whom he had six children beats him at the slightest provocation.

He said, “I live every minute of my life in fear; save me from the cruel hands of my wife; I have suffered so much in silence.

‘’Anytime we have misunderstanding, she can beat the hell out of me.

“Most times, it is our neighbours that always come to rescue me from her hands,” he said, describing his wife as a ‘’troublemaker and a fighter’’.

“My wife’s hobby is fighting; she fights me and neighbours regularly, and because of her frequent fighting, we are always ejected from any house we rented.”

Akinseyi pleaded with the court to dissolve the union as he was tired and was no longer in love with her.

Responding to her husband’s claim, 56-year-old Titilope, denied the allegation saying she was was beating her husband.

“I have not raised my hands towards my husband since the beginning of our marriage,” she said.

The 56-year-old, described her husband as an irresponsible father as he has refused to cater for their children.

“When I got pregnant for our sixth child, he denied the pregnancy; he went to my family in the village and told them that I was carrying a bastard child and that they should come and take me.

“He refused to give me money for ante-natal; so, I delivered my baby in the house.

‘’It is our first born that has being training the boy till now,” she told the court.

The mother of six however alleged that her husband, though a pastor, wanted to divorce her so as to make room for him to marry another.

She asked the court not to grant her husband’s wish as she still loves him.

Ruling on the case, President of the court, Mr Adegboyega Omilola, advised the couple to maintain peace while adjourning the case till November 16.

http://dailypost.ng/2015/10/29/pastor-seeks-dissolution-of-32-year-marriage-over-constant-beating-by-wife/

The bolded got me laughing

See them giving us pitiable stories. Heck, some of them now have encountered Jesus abi?


Dem never beat them well yet.



Idiots.

StepTwo:
they were both pretending to be sleeping then or how come the other couldnt kill him with d cutlass?

Your head dey there abeg.


Na the question i dey ask sef......

Rude gurl, wha gwan?

German juice moving inna ya veins?

Batty boay dem ar rub style lotion inna their rooms big time.


Cover dem assets. Me like yr jamz.


respect.



Blood fire.

Ben Bruce follow?

Vanquay:
This Man has a sharp Theological Mind...Its kinda Hilarious.


Why are Africans so despiseful of Gays?
...I have Gay Friends and they are really Nice friendly people...Why would I be bothered where you choose to put your Divk or what enters your pvssy?

Personally I know of one....Not really any issue with his person-but the gay thing.

The reason why people detest these people is the fact that rather than admit they have a problem and look for how to cure it, they tell the world to accept it as normal. Even animals don't do it.





I used to hate this Mugabe person but i swear, his stance on these gay issues won my heart to him!

seangy4konji:
Trust be homie.if u know me well. War excite me. I just wan deh normal dis evening so I say make I no allow devil use hin power break wetin I deh do.na u attack me first but my mood friendly as d Goldberg don enter my body. I ko wan quarrel and shiiittttt. No lele sha.i go find you later to look for your trouble. [author=deebrain post=39451724]


lol. You been already try do am. You saw yellow card that was why you form holy holy quick quick....

i can always ignore you na....

Besides where is the idle time to start an online war, like a coward?

seangy4konji:
Lol na out of innocence. If I wan mess with u. I go don do am. Now u can go and die also.

lol. You been already try do am. You saw yellow card that was why you form holy holy quick quick....