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Its one girl...


Move on...


The next one will give you hers.... And she would be sincere about it..


All these Potential single ladies @ 45....



Shioor

barlkeez:
no pain no gain

seconded.

No pain, no gain.

What is really wrong with some people from that part of Nigeria?

I've been reading of late, so many violent stuff done against one another, coming from that side. If its witchcraft today, its sex offence, or unecessary killing over minor issues.

What's happening?

Nphzzycute:
suicidal u say?u 4 let us start nd knw d one dat would be suicidal btwn urs nd mine..

never mind.... Thanks for the offer to come to yr level though.

Nphzzycute:
mai mood dey alryt dis evening..i for lash u ehn..

yr lashing will be the usual cheap lady talk.


My one line will leave you suicidal. So, please be calm.

Op pls complete the report.




Nigeria warns N Korea..... not to jeopardize world peace...




OR ELSE....

Let us blame the men.








Abi?

Nphzzycute:
o boi u lack manner o...must u comment?

and must you comment on my comment?

Face front.

Phamoxy:
This happened last week Saturday, my pressing iron got fault and I have to iron cloth for church d following day which is Sunday.. There is this female neighbour of mine that I once borrowed USB cord from her and since then we started becoming close, so I thought I shud go to her and borrow iron to press my cloth...On getting dere I knock the door but the person opened the door at the second knock, lo n behold I met her friend there and i also saw her boyfriend inside and dat was the first time I will see dat her friend since I got there though I know she has a roommate... So I told her sorry I thought its your friend and she said what is it, I told her my iron was faulty and she shud please borrow me there own, she said which type of iron( frowning face), I said pressing Iron..she just look me one kind and shot the door. I felt so embarrassed and felt as if the ground shud swallow me.I have never been so embarrassed like that before in my life.My fellow nairalanders why are some girls like this in this century. This girl in question is a mature girl oo and not a teenager, I heard she work with infinix and that her boyfriend has a car.

The school you finished from (if you have) is not it, at all.

The school you presently study (if you are still studying) is a disaster. Kindly withdraw and use the remaining fees available to buy a generator.

They did not aid your mentality.

Thanks.

In order of emphasis......

slim build

pointed nose

height.

Please,

DEFINE "SWAG".


Thanks

Politicians always have the "Jesus arms spread" when they come to solicit for support.

When they enter office, "Jesus" repents.

Pity.

Its my first time ever commenting on sports issues on nairaland despite being an athlete myself.

But i just watched the video and im like...


Where is the "rant"?

Or please, someone should help me with the meaning of RANT....

He may have used strong words BUT HE WAS VERY CALCULATED IN REGISTERING HIS DISPLEASURE IN THE OBVIOUS.

To those always calling for sack at every moment our national team fails, you are not doing the team and sports any good. The great teams you admire where built in years after many ups and downs.

Please, lets be patient and build our teams.

Thank heavens for some real ladies here.

Some ladies are just fake and confused!

WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT?

He is shy and does not have courage to approach you when he met you at the street=He is not "man enough".

He is heavily balled and dares to meet you on the street the instant he notices you=He is weird, and too forward. Not your type of guy.

Haba....


Better relocate to US or Southern Mexico and marry those guys you watch on telemundo!


Nonsense.

See all the unusual commendations!

Now should someone sow and gather funds to by a jet to the pastor in the near future, some punks will come online and quote ignorant and foolish related bible passages saying why should the pastor be rich and his members be poor. He sowed his seed and preached about it. Many church members only hear preaching without doing, ofcourse aside their doing Jesus only on Sundays.

God does not forget these acts. Even if He does, the prayer of this ex-madman to Him won't let Him be.

donigspain:
Damn! not now that I'm about to eat watermelon.

https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/3-16-2015/orvxam.gif

Bros..... you wicked.

MaxiMoney:
Silence is the best answer for a fool...

BYE mad MAN

Thanks.

Yes it was true.... I think the wife was the divine instrument in correcting him....


100 ladies? wow!


It shows he has a great pen....


It should be put in a museum.


Strong man.

I Feel this.....


That amebo can now do the honors with a thick rope in her bed room....

MaxiMoney:
Laughing in Swahili

That means that am silly?? Okay. No Problem

But I don't think that it's bad to just guess base on what is happening to the world right now..

Please don't quote me next time. Just pretend like you don't see my comment.
Failure to do that, then I will give you a STUPID REPLY
THANKS

There is no need for that sir..... You already gave one.. One is enough.

Dont let the site turn to a silly dumping ground.

MaxiMoney:
Ebola is just a JOKE Cause "BAT" and other animal who transmit it are far from HOME

Lassa Fever is just a COMEDY cause "RAT" that spread it leaves in our HOME.. This means that we are living with "DEATH"

Zika Virus is a TRAGEDY cause "MOSQUITO" that spread it is just like HUMAN BEING and FOOD.. We can never run away for mosquito...

Zika Virus will be a common disease to all HUMAN if not eradicated soon..

THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END.... I DON'T SEE THIS WORLD in EXISTENCE IN THE NEXT 10YEARS

Sir, you are the definition of the word, "STUPID".

Thanks.

So being a baby mama is gradually becoming something to be proud of in the name of being one to a star?

How cheap can some ladies get to!

Do we really think of the identity challenges these children are going to face (from personal experience)?

Gosh.

Hero10001:
I mean; a small d.i.ck could make her to write him off!
Is that clear?

Yes sir. Thanks.

Hero10001:
Small nozzle

Sir. You must be a professional plumber.

Kindly explain the bolded

It is well.

Even on paintings... Ladies on bum shorts are..... Ta! I bind that spirit of perversion in me! Amen!



And the face of the lady in the picture is epic.

Oh Buhari, CREATE JOBS.

Also enter our minds (those already with jobs or businesses) and make us to be diligent at what our hands find to do (wait! Is it not the Holy spirit that does that? Hmmm).

A guy or woman that is diligent in his/her purpose in life won't be as idle as walking to another's property UNINVITED to take pics.

Lets leave attacking celebrities for their "mis-actions" and ask ourselves if dem swear for us! Na two head Linda Ikeji get?

And besides, the action of her sister IS JUSTIFIED. Its not in this time of kidnapping and the likes.

Adewunmi84:
Good afternoon doctors in the house.My wife is four months pregnant now and before now she have been taking milo with peak milk but 2 days ago,her nurses at the ante natal told her she s hould stop taking milo and switch to lipton t ea.Today,she have started taking the yellow label lipton tea but I just discovered she have started vomitting.She vomitted the food she took this morning and moreso I think lipton tea could make her slim down and reduce in weight which I don't want.I have consulted google and I discovered some women took milo throughout their pregnancy period and nothing bad happened to them or the baby.And what I read about lipton tea that it can cause miscarriage if taken too much is not encouraging.please,can she switch back to milo and continue taking it everyday?thanks

Sir, you will do yourself, your wife nd your coming child a favor, by listening to what your "ante" instructed you directly and not from the internet.

Is it not the same internet that will show you materials that you must eat rats or you die, and with more research (and ofcourse, some national proof) you will see materials linking rats to the deadly laser fever?

Report the issue of the vomiting to the doctors. Its the food she ate she reacted to. DON'T INTERFERE WITH WHAT SHE WAS TOLD TO FEED OR DRINK WITHOUT THEIR INSTRUCTION.

Thank me later.

Nigeria.

Good to visit.

Risky to inhabit.


A pity.

The cupcake in blue and black who walks into the snap shot though......



Predicted to be cute......

But what makes a supposedly grown man to come online and start a thread like this?

What are you doing still reading this thread?!!!

Oya Adura!!!


I want to hear you shout......

Oluwa!!!
Damage poverty in my life in Jesus name!!!!!



ADURAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!