₦airaland Forum

GogobiriLalas:
Seriously you need to blow yourself up like the rest of your people...boko haram and you're here using a phone or is it a computer to type nonsense; Your people are back in the north doing Almajiri, you retard; e no go better for you mumu

Naaah... You are the one that wants to be blown up inside yr house because of hypertension (you sabi insult abi? You would wish..).

A "retard"? Like seriously? With these deliveries? Don't insult me please! By the way, Im not typing nonsense, YOU ARE.

It is always and would always be better for me. For you, hmmm, go and self service yourself. Your pain is understandable.

Asper the "mumu" part... (hisses) lame.

You are an unfortunate fool and a calamity to this generation. Kindly excuse us. Toad.


Ps. Happy Sunday.

The guy was forced to marry this big woman. The elderly lady behind the big bride seems to know it.

GogobiriLalas:
Dumb murdering Islamist, nobody likes you, so STFU

Good morning. How was your night? Hope you slept well? Happy new week.


Now, do you know you are a fool? And equally, plain stupid? Because I question why you include Buhari into your childish blame-game, makes me an Islamist?

You are indeed a waste of sexual emission. An ingrate. So unfortunate.


Please kindly do yourself the favour. You, shut up.

GogobiriLalas:
shut up boko

No. You SHUT UP. Next time, listen to your teachers.

grin88:

you are not a good person. Be a peacemaker.

GogobiriLalas:
Until Islam is victorious or eradicated, Plateau will forever be at war...na just begin

An unfortunate example of not going to a good school.

OZAOEKPE:
Buhari is a terrorist, quote me anywhere.

What brings Buhari to this?

The effort in bed used to produce you by mummy and daddy was a waste.

MissSlimbody:
I love my BF too, but he doesn't exist.


So, what do you think we should do

Is there anyone who has any valid reason why Mynd44 and Misslimbody should not be brought together in holy matrimony, let the person kindly speak or forever, hold thy peace.


Amen?

Strongholds of the mind.

The igbo word "mba" (no), confused into the last words of the last months of the year (dem forget say October get "ber" instead).

There is nothing evil in the months. Its what we humans created the fear from the above as well as the emotional desperation to do the things you lazily did not do for 8 months!

175:
Buhari need to use him body odour. . .sorry body Language revive ur sense of humour.

my God. More poo.


Pls its ok. Eh? You tried. Don't let some dry up-coming comic acts get angry with you.

175:
Na this breaking news concern me pass Jennifer pictures!
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BREAKIING NEWS!!!
Following reactions by Nigerians to his latest
appointments and true to his words that he will
listen to Nigerians and subsequently balance the
appointments in the fullness of time, President
Buhari has decided to make the following
appointments to reflect Federal Character:
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Chief Maid :Ekaete Ndifreke - Akwa-ibom state
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Chief Gardener: Simeon Ugwuoke Ebonyi state
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Chief electrician: Kunle Oluwole Oyo State
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Cleaner: Chukwudi Ikemba Anambra State
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Chief Vendor: Nnamdi Okorocha Imo State
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Chief Cook :Edet Utobong - Cross river State
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Chief Laundry :Romanus Okechukwu. Abia State
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Chief Mechanic : Imaseun Joseph - Edo State
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Chief Maiguard : Izonrite Rufus - Bayelsa State
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Chief of General Maintenance : Ken Abraham -
Rivers State
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Chief Driver : Rotimi Amaechi - Rivers State
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Chief Biafran Eye: Maxi Omenka - Anambra State
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Chief Long Post: Otunba Gbawe- Kwara State
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SSA Babes Affairs: Beremx Chikodi- Imo State
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SSA Hate Affairs: Ignatius Demdem- Stateless
All appointments are with immediate effect.
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If I hear more I go tell una...
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Signed
Femi Adelabu
SSA Media to the President

If you thought this made sense or it was funny, then im sorry.

blessingee:
You say a month old?
First heard this last year o

A year has 12 months. I said "months old riddle".... All join.


Selah.

missKiffy:
Catholics why do you seek forgiveness from a priest instead of from God

its like you are in my mind...

Saw it on CNN and it has been really bothering me.

Maybe they mean the priest is allowed to pray for forgiveness... Hmmm. This is not nice O. Clear anti-Christ talk. Lets leave arguments aside!

I love this duo.


Its kinda cute to know they are just hearing of this interesting months old riddle.

money121:
Here is a newspaper clip of the woman's before and after photos. Wetin all this makeup artist go cause eh.. Dem power no go reach am..

But is the husband justified?



http://www.gistmelove..com/2015/08/see-photos-of-bride-sue-by-husband-for.html

100 percent justified.


What came out from my mouth on seeing the two pictures was

"JEEEESSSSSUUUU!!!"

The two of you should take an oath NEVER TO "EXCHANGE WORDS" (insults) no matter the disagreement.

The fact that you don't agree or you are upset with something Yourself or I did, does not permit throwing caution and words in the winds. The seed of danger against your relationship (no matter how long you dated or married) is sown with every insult you throw at each other-especially when directed to the ego of the man.

Don't end the relationship. Two of you should come to the above agreement.


Ps. Woman, be the one that builds yr home or relationship and not destroy it (thinking the man should understand you are a woman) WITH YOUR WORDS-WHICH UNFORTUNATELY YOU CAN'T DEFEND!

Hmmm

The best way to woo a woman is to succeed.


Note-these musicians (and others successful alike) don't have issues with women being wooed and coming their way, like this unfortunate one. Their major issue is "the right one" to be the wife.


Success is the talker.

Rude gurl, wha ta gwan?

Me likey any day any time!

Me workout man... You coma join. Bigger things gonna happen-me dream aya you evary time!

Thunder faya dem batty boay come haya here talk like dem babylonian dem bombo claat!

Respect German sheer...

Boom!


......goes to look for some local weed.....

Ah! Jesus Christ please, come quickly.

The gentleman on green (in one of the pictures), is actually the person that needs to be monitored.

Cultists!

You think you have monopoly of violence abi? If everyone chose to be violent, you think you would have balls abi?

You are merely living on borrowed time. There will soon be JUNGLE JUSTICE MOVEMENT ON ALL OF YOU. If you look like one, or you are one, you will be mobbed and destroyed.

The time is fast coming, you will be the ones telling us about your rights-cowards and idiots!!!

That's good. I kind of agree with him.


So, while the police go looking for that devil, he should be in police custody till the devil-at-large is caught.

Who knows? This pastor must have some vital information.

Wonderful and innovative. Im speechless.


But blessed are those that are these in the marriage itself.

EgusiSoup:
.and the dullard is busy doing nothing while people are facing emotional critics.

CLICK LIKE IF BUHARI is a dullard.






SPACE for SELL.

#EgusiSoup

O Lord, let mercy prevail!

Why is this one's brain filled with soup instead of thinking?

octopusfreaky:
I go for guys with these features, tall,chocolate complexion, pointed nose and pink lips,,

im all that-athletic built though....


Holla at me and you will be blessed in Jesus name.


Amen.

I go for ladies slim, tall (minus high heels) and pointed nose.


You can't "make up" those...

Vp- Mr governor, why are you still having bad breath?


Governor-hmm, you see this my teeth issue! I've stopped using pako-ijebu like u told me.


Other man-Its the way you brush. Be doing it sideways sometimes.



Thanks.

deadZONE:
Are u Chris Brown = NO
Beckam = NO
Christiano Ronaldo = No

***Fetches water from the well and pours on the OP
**Shouts Oboy wake up go wash plate.
Nkita.

Best response in Nairaland's history.

Seun, pls, a bottle of origin for everybody.

largehead:
Another FTC!!! Lord! Thank u oo...

When its not the brain that is responsible for the size of the head...

youngice:
my favorite is absent

Its true. They forgot "Santa".

The lord looked at them and marveled at their unbelief, saying,

"It depends on the soup involved."


selah.