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Jokes Etc › Re: When You Represent Your Son At His Schools Christmas Party. by deebrain(m): 3:55pm On Dec 11, 2015
Gay alert.


Op, you are under arrest.


Submit yourself for questioning.
Crime › Re: Husband Arrested For Recording His Dying Wife Without Offering Help by deebrain(m): 3:52pm On Dec 11, 2015
Look at how beautiful the woman is.....


What kind of heart are we having in this generation?



God.... Im so angry.
Romance › Re: Ladies, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off's In A Guy? by deebrain(m): 3:39pm On Dec 11, 2015
EroticAngelina:
Turn ons: Sexy voice, Muscular body, Humor, Cleanliness, Sexy eyes, He must be romantic etc

turn offs: bad breath, Dirtiness, Pride, Egoistical, arrogance, dull and boring, Greediness, etc
(he responds with a baritone voice, while second chance soap opera theme song is playing in the background) I got all yr turn ons, baby.
Career › Re: I Sent The Wrong Salary Schedule To The Bank by deebrain(m): 10:48am On Dec 10, 2015
Chimaritoponcho:
pics or adonbilivit
There u have it

Christianity Etc › Re: Church Members Scramble For Holy Condom Blessed By Pastor In Kenya (photo) by deebrain(m): 3:30pm On Dec 08, 2015
isan:
This is more than end time
Where have u been? We have since past end time.

We are already in after-life.
Jokes Etc › Re: Lagos,Onitsha Or Aba? Where Can You Find A Compound with Toilet issue Like This? by deebrain(m): 3:16pm On Dec 08, 2015
It is in a situation like this, the fartings of a woman will be honoured in the hometown.


Selah
Crime › Re: Burial Of Nkiruka, The Female Student Shot By Soldiers Announced by deebrain(m): 5:51pm On Dec 07, 2015
Keystonn:
who is Viviangist ?

She is not in anyway related to this family
few weeks ago, that viviangist alleged that the late lady was her sister. And we all sent condolences and sympathy!


angry
Politics › Re: Buhari With Robert Mugabe At Johannesburg Summit (Photo) by deebrain(m): 3:39pm On Dec 04, 2015
Buhari- Fuel is now costing N 400 a litre in my country.


Mugabe-Ah!
Romance › Re: In This Type Of Colourful Relationship: Who Is The Real Fool? (picture) by deebrain(m): 2:49am On Dec 04, 2015
The one that took the selfie is the real fool.
Politics › Re: Fayose Pictured Cutting Fish In The Market by deebrain(m): 4:47pm On Dec 02, 2015
Waiting for the time he would visit the gentlemen's.


#everyoneUsesTheLoo.
Nairaland General › Re: The Hunt For Fuel In Lagos by deebrain(m): 4:40pm On Dec 02, 2015
President Mohammadu Buhari.

I voted for you, so i would say this...

Can you be a president, AND BRING THIS FUEL CRISES, TO ORDER?

HABA!

See?! You took advantage of the general agreed weakness of your predecessor to gain support and our votes. But alas! We are in 2 months of fuel scarcity!

You and your lieutenants and sychocants should be ashamed of yourselves if you all have anything like a conscience!

Its always so easy to criticise. Now, you must show us your balls! Or else, RETURN THE POWER WE GAVE YOU!
Politics › Re: My Blood Sister Killed Today At Biafra Protest In Onitsha - "VIVIAN GIST" by deebrain(m): 4:35pm On Dec 02, 2015
My God!
Crime › Re: Man Defiles Wife’s Nieces ‘to Appease Angry Gods’ by deebrain(m): 4:32pm On Dec 02, 2015
Tell me the name of those gods!


Their fada did not raise them up well.


angry
Romance › Re: How Often Should A Guy Change His Boxers? by deebrain(m): 11:01pm On Dec 01, 2015
Pls, its once a day! I myself can't stand a boxer that goes over one day.

To avoid the stress of the concern of washing, have two or better still at least three. Wash the used one as you bath the following day.


Thank me later.
Romance › Re: Ladies, The Smarter You Are, The More Likely You Are To Be Single? by deebrain(m): 10:55pm On Dec 01, 2015
Lie from the pit of hell.


There is a difference between looking smart and really being smart.
Celebrities › Re: Angry Woman Made D'banj Prostrate Before Her At Enugu Airport by deebrain(m): 3:22pm On Nov 29, 2015
It is better to die single than marry such a woman.

Should Dbanj hadn't cautioned himself or dared react in defence, it will be the news of the bloggers-how come this news isn't everywhere?

And in this evil woman's mind, I hope she does not pray for her children to be successful-cos its already a wasted prayer.
Celebrities › Re: Awilo Longomba Pictured With Peter Okoye In The Studio - He Looks So Different by deebrain(m): 7:00pm On Nov 28, 2015
ishiamu:
They wan release jam again? Peters face is like someone that wants to cum, if you believe click like, otherwise click share
Please explain the bolded.

Thanks.
Business › Re: Hilarious Jumia And Konga Black Friday Tweets by deebrain(m): 5:28pm On Nov 27, 2015
Black friday ko, Yellow tuesday ni.


angry
Science/Technology › Re: 10 Things About The Atmosphere That You Don't Know by deebrain(m): 3:51pm On Nov 27, 2015
TimothyNkenu:
How does this stop Buhari from travelling like a German tourist?
Receive Sense in Jesus Name.
NYSC › Re: Should Hijabs Be Allowed In NYSC Camps? by deebrain(m): 8:53am On Nov 27, 2015
daretodiffer:
Bla Bla Bla Bla!

Go to hell grin
After u, madam.
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Rapper Olamide's Father Is Dead by deebrain(m): 4:55am On Nov 27, 2015
Thank God he lived to see and enjoy you succeed. Wow! So sorry!
NYSC › Re: Should Hijabs Be Allowed In NYSC Camps? by deebrain(m): 4:31am On Nov 27, 2015
It is positions like that make me wonder whether true to their utterances, terrorists are really backed up by Islam.

Majority of the terrorists have hidden under these garments-knowing the dignity previously associated with it-to kill innocent people like chickens!

The move to ban these garments is more of a security move and have nothing to do with culture!

Can we collectively support the call about not wearing these garments in NYSC camps, leaving religious and culture sentiments aside? If it happens in a camp today, God forbid, the same folks will be

"Oh God knows the best"

"Islam does not support terrorism-it is a religion of peace"

"Govt do something"


MEDICINE AFTER DEATH!
Politics › Re: Fuel Scarcity: APC Senators Frustrate Move To Summon Buhari by deebrain(m): 11:36am On Nov 25, 2015
drss:
now we know who d enemies of nigerians are. APC senators shielding buari dullaard, minister of petroleum from accountability. D same people who harassed Deziani every month over fuel matters during GEJ era.
Anyway d good ting about d fuel scarcity is dat d sai baba disciples are also paying the price of voting a dulllaard through high fuel price.
I voted for APC but i honourably second this post.


President Buhari, BE ACCOUNTABLE!

And pending when this issue is resolved, you have been a disappointment!
Celebrities › Re: Caroline Danjuma Insists She Got Her New Booty From Squats & Body Building by deebrain(m): 1:40pm On Nov 24, 2015
100% true.

The squatting exercise aside the laps, also train the muscles in yr butt cheeks-glutes. It also trains yr entire body as well as gives you plenty of general body stamina.

For guys and ladies with the "i no get nyash" problem-pls, go for it.
Celebrities › Re: Basorge Tariah Jnr's Wife Celebrates 40th Birthday (Photos) by deebrain(m): 2:14pm On Nov 23, 2015
ChuzzysBlog:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-WZsaAhT3bZg/VlL69c4O7_I/AAAAAAAHacQ/PjU8ZD-eys0/s1600/6.png[/img]

Comedian, Basorge Tariah Jnr's wife Doris turned 40 over the weekend and her husband threw her a party which was attended by Minister of Transport Chibuike Amaechi and his stomach, Alibaba's wife Mary, Tee-A the Comedian and others.


More photos: http://www.chuzzysblog.com/2015/11/comedian-basorge-tariah-jnrs-wife.html
please, explain the bolded.
Crime › Re: Marathon Sex With 3 Prostitutes Lands Man In Prison by deebrain(m): 9:08am On Nov 21, 2015
Stingy man.




I kinda like the way this report was presented.... As though the man's action and the trouble that followed, was very "gentle-manly"....


grin
Health › Re: SHAME: Over 50m Nigerians Defecate Openly (Pictured)–UNICEF by deebrain(m): 9:03am On Nov 21, 2015
True many Nigerians are dirty, but this report is highly exaggerated.

All these reports sef!

angry
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Still Abuse Guys For Asking Them Out? by deebrain(m): 9:14pm On Nov 20, 2015
That does not happen.....
Politics › Re: Hilarious Fuel Scarcity Pictures And Screen Shots by deebrain(m): 3:35pm On Nov 20, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin




Chai!

Una wicked O!

grin grin grin grin grin
Family › Re: Woman, 48, delivers a set of twins after 20 years of marriage (Pictured) by deebrain(m): 3:26pm On Nov 20, 2015
Bossforeva:
I use this medium to propose to Vivian Gist, I want you to be the mother of my children. I dn't know which particular moniker of urs to mention for you to notice me. Tis just uncountable.. I wanna alleviate the burden of you logging in and out of accounts to promote ur hustle. Let's chase it together Vivian.
In the name of the father, son and holy spirit. As it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be, world without end.
Amen.


Young man, kindly wait for the reply of the mentioned. then i shall come and join thee both in holy matrimony.




By the way, are these sort of proposals accepted on nairaland?
Crime › Re: Police Nabs Vigilante Members Over Attempted Ritual (pictured) by deebrain(m): 3:14pm On Nov 20, 2015
the victim in question be like oracle sef......





See the one of the disadvantages of WORICM.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Suspected Paris Attack Mastermind Now Dead (photos) by deebrain(m): 2:51am On Nov 20, 2015
I pray that our security level in Nigeria, in the area of fishing out terror master minds gets to, and even surpasses this level.

Such a handsome man-but lost! Lost forever. Lost in Wickedness!

Any God that encourages you to murder your fellow man to make "His" point, is simply a coward.

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