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Provacative dryess but me a like dem jamming alla time!

Baby girl a tempting like a faya inna ya bone.

Respect Morgan.

Boom.


(goes to look for weed)

There are Phyno, Mode9, Phenom (night house), young 6, Ice prince etc etc...

Then there is M I, their fada.

ibotjaycob:
By the power vested on me i hereby snatch your husband!

Objection my lord!

Ok.



Please show us some concrete evidence from either a church/mosque and from members of family of the said.

We would be glad to help.

Thanks.


Police and CID.

Is it that nigerians are getting more wicked? Maybe we are learning from Boko Haram!


No conscience. In his mind, i hope himself and his generation are not thinking of succeeding.

That's why i would say NOT ALL WOMEN are bad... You want to give up cos you have been dealt with by a daughter of Eve and you would just see one that is an inspiration! Kudos ma'am.

And to those who are complete but resort to begging and beggerly tricks-LEARN. Like seriously, come to Ikeja in lagos and you will be tripped at complete, well-fed women and men begging to the point of making you feel like Satan when you ignore them. One day, I would break one of them's neck!

She is short and fair in complexion and goes about with a pack of envelopes with a deaf and dumb identity in Ikeja "under bridge" (just by computer village).

The day i saw her talking to someone, I WAS JUST SHOCKED!!! She smartly (as soon as i saw her) starts behaving like im a bad person, trying (in the sign languages) to convince other beggars and hawkers that im a bad person.

hariorh:
#ignored

Yeah. Expected same from a toad.

hariorh:
1. Plane not helicopter

2. Wait, are you saying your own prayer was not answered despite the shady prediction?

Bros, back off really nicely or else...

A particular pastor predicted something about a plane with human blood sometime ago. Rather than pray to reject it, people will come here on nairaland with all their "knowledge of God" to call the person names.

Somehow, some of these predictions come true despite the controversy surrounding the person giving the prophesy.

We should be wise in this forum. Some people here unfortunately are just plain....... God! Im so angry!

OZAOEKPE:
I am dedicating this FTC to Aminat508, "I am who you know I am".

@aminat508, I can destroy this country for you, midolian or even temitemi1 can't do that.

Sir, seek deliverance.


Thanks.

vikyno:
All these senseless post self... Zoo republic indeed.

Are you the zoo keeper or one of the animals holding a grudge?

vikyno:
Nice one. But I never see where girls say no before o. Who no like better thing . They look good together. I wish them a happy home.

Na wa for you O. So you think say she never go night vigil tire all this time or dey take style dey disturb the guy about the "future of this relationship" FOR YEARS?


Her words here would only be Yes and Amen (apologies to Jesus).

gassdon:
Agbero self no bi work too. Agberos', the first husbands of the Ashawos',

Made you must that money for his DRINK (orijin) and night Fu*ck

Give me the name of your secondly school.

May we not be a reason for God to regret He created us...

There is nobody created without a purpose. Unfortunately, this man and his kind has not discovered it.

And before you say "Ah! Some people have used these to build houses in their village", the alomo bitters and sachet alcohol beverages he would use the N50 to buy won't allow him reason to that area.


Selah.

INTROVERT:
Dear father in heaven, bless my future husband richly and deeply. . May our happiness never cease, May we have beautiful children that would glorify your name forever and ever.

JEEEEEEESSSSSSSUUUUU!!!

I RECEIVE IT IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST.

You are a hero, definition of a brother.

They should continue the headbutting... Shebi MTN nd co did that same nonsense.

They should not worry. The RKO im preparing for them would come in very handy.

The bros should be given the beaten of his life-then released.

The woman should be the one arrested and fined for aggravated carelessness.

God!

Even lies nowadays are no more properly delivered.

Mr Lecturer, even a lady that is a sex addict won't just go after you with the few time you had to know yourselves-given the circumstances.

You are lucky. God forbid it was a lady i know, you will have being a corpse. "accidents do happen".

agarawu23:
she can only drive lagbus safely in lasgidi and not danfo.

I have never seen a lady driving danfo in Lagos. So before we conclude on the statement "what a man can do, a woman can do better", make ladies try to drive danfo especially mile2 area side and I am sure you won't be able to share your testimony in the church

You are somehow wrong.

I know of one plying somewhere near Ketu or Alapkere...

And also ikorodu axis...


All using the rugged danfo ride known as "faragon".

Its is better to adopt a child than for you to get a second wife so as to get a child.

Be wise.

INTROVERT:
They won't learn

Like seriously.

If its a country that kills such, all these associations will come nd try to draw public sympathy.

MuguliciousMUGU:
This is the handiwork of APC touts, i trust them, they like violent activities too much.

Use James 1 vs 5 to pray...


Lord, i refuse folly in Jesus name! Make me speak in wisdom from today in Jesus name. Amen.

Ddonoflife:
Shld we blame the driver.the road or the vehicles....

The roads are always there (the better the road, the faster you roll). The vehicles are controlled by drivers, and drivers are controlled by their "enemies".


Let us now collectively blame "the devil" (prince of the enemies) like we used to.

When you see some kin pikin, to get pikin go dey hungry you. Kai!

Lord remember me.

moufan:
see this moroonic bastaard,that you voted for him means you should start criticizing him just 2months into office?i would have even liked if you hadn't voted him cos it's people like your ignoramus self that share the same characteristics with the wailing wailers, so it's better you joined them cos you're not needed here.morafuucker

A like from somebody that tries to be tushed with curse words ain't needed. Thanks...

And i get it. Im used to seeing action. Work getting done... In 2007, i saw work done in less than a month by the said's predecessor. That's why i would excuse his excesses (if any).

You were still enjoying the super yogo daddy and mummy used to buy for you then, so i understand.

Asper the cheap insults, Im not the bastard here. U are. So sorry. And much more-from a generation of apes (i meant your family).

moufan:
who cares?like you voted for him. the real people who voted for him are not complaining,i wonder what moral rights the people who did not vote for him have to complain just 2months into office

Don't let me make you regret that you quoted my post and said some paragraphs of poo.

I VOTED FOR BUHARI AND AMBODE... So i have the right to ask questions. And you must be really stupid. THAT SOME PEOPLE DID NOT VOTE FOR HIM MEANS HE SHOULD NOT AT LEAST PERFORM FOR THOSE THAT DID?

Upon how they prayed for you in your naming ceremony, for sense, see the result now...

RedCard1:
Harrysong got two right legs.

For the first time, I like what KCEE is wearing.

As usual, it's still shiny and not so classy looking but it's ok.

I like the yellow African Attire.

Simply beautiful and mature.

I'd give KCEE a pass mark, probably 5/10.

Mind you, I'm not a fashionista, just a concerned fellow.

LAST BULLET: Ambode don dey become tourist o. For goodness sake the Campaigns are over, gone, dead and buried. I miss Fashola

Like u read my mind about the Ambode issue....

Is it too early to start seeing some things happening in Lagos?

The focus has been Buhari. Or is this the disadvantage of having the same party rule in both Lagos nd federal govt happening?

I no go take am lightly if he is below average O.

Good.

I've seen her face.

If in future, she sings that rubbish "Peter of P-square, raped me", we will come for her!

Unless she is ill.


Otherwise, she is the definition of the word Lazy....with letter L in capital letters.

Who said you cant be descent and yet sexy.....?


Incase Dbanj is not loyal, please nairaland admins, give her my details and the Lord will bless you. Amen.




Thank you.

What im really angry at, is the fact that your wife has not shown any responsibility in this matter (judging from your op).

Is she aware that her marriage is at risk by her own hands? Like seriously, it is the woman that should be on nairaland looking for help.

I would advice leaving the sex issue (the penetration) and focus on spending romantic time mainly on fore plays. Play with your "things".