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Politics › Re: APC Disagrees That Today Is President Jonathan's Birthday by deebrain(m): 2:36pm On Nov 20, 2013
akpomeme: Wetin u dey open to see... If given the chance Lia mohammed will disagree... Just for laughs though. Happy birthday to No1 citizen of Nigeria.
huh

Christianity Etc › Re: Security Man Arrested For Stealing N13m From Church by deebrain(m): 2:20pm On Nov 20, 2013
why do some people think they will be rich "forever after" when they steal money that does not belong to them? you will be amazed that even if they succeeded in running away like they planned, they and their generations will still come to poverty. pity.
Christianity Etc › Re: There Is A Gay Church In Our Backyard by deebrain(m): 2:16pm On Nov 20, 2013
Ogundale: I mean only men attend the church, hw could that be pussyable, i just don'nt know hw to pray against such immorality.
im wondering how to tell you that you are sick, without falling short of nairaland's rules. angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Shocker, Confusion As Spiritualist Consults On The Source Of Lords Chosen Power by deebrain(m): 2:03pm On Nov 20, 2013
grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus And Twitter by deebrain(m): 12:33am On Nov 19, 2013
twitter would have been an avenue for christians to manifest their ignorance and hatred for him....

Imagine He tweeted

"@ fans- had a wonderful experience in the brothel and bear parlour today. Such love sinners have to receive me. But the so-called religious dont even send me. Pity.".

You will have seen CHRISTIANS respond to his face-

"shut up fool. U dont even read yr bible. Be not be equally yoked with unbelievers!"

"lol. Are u not sure u did not have fun with them?"

"carpenter's son! Get a life."

"and how does this change the price of beans in the market."

"you dare call yrself the son of god and you hang out with prostitutes and gays! You are a fool!"

Etc etc...

Events before the Rapture would really be interesting because the very evil personality, the anti-christ, will have capitalized on who religion has painted Jesus to be like and majority will fall for it.
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Take Picture During His Life Time by deebrain(m): 3:09am On Nov 15, 2013
much as cameras did not exist then, im very sure there were descriptions from the word of mouth. Definitely, the looks of the man that turned the world upside down, inside out , would be fresh in the minds of the people then. They may have told their children and grandchildren about his looks. Whatever the looks are, they have been manipulated by the europeans.
Health › Re: A Thread For Body Builders by deebrain(m): 4:20pm On Nov 14, 2013
Segun agagu: Plssssssssssssssss body builders. ..I want to build my chest. .my chest is like breast and falling. .I want it to stand. plsss wat can I do. plus I want to flatten my stomach too and have thick muscles. I have a small bench am pushing at home . But am nt seeing result at alll..plsssssa help. .especially my chest. .thanks.
The bench u push in what sense? To flatten yr stomach, do crunches (type it in google to get the meaning)...
Health › Re: A Thread For Body Builders by deebrain(m): 4:13pm On Nov 14, 2013
fubbyy: i quit lifting because my left chest is geting bigger than the right side,the problem is nt frm the bench or barbell cos am nt the only person using it,wat is the cos?
Its cos yr left chest is doing more work lifting the bar...the right is depending on the left to lift the weight. When the right is tired, it simply supports the left. U wont feel any need to worry-"shebi i sha lift am". The result is what u have there.

I will suggest doing the dumbell press-instead of the barbell press. Preferably, try doing the one arm dumbell bench press. With these, both right and left chest muscles will work independently. U would also be able to concentrate on the weak chest too.
Family › Re: How Will You React If Your Wife Slaps You? by deebrain(m): 2:13pm On Nov 13, 2013
I will calm down and pretend to walk away. You dont make noise or get to an argument with a woman. When she thinks im maintaining my cool and playing that fake nonsense that "hey she is a woman. Women are like that"...and she is not suspecting anything, i would level her with a good RKO. I wont need to do it twice.
Then i will come towards her broken unconscious body like a heel wrestler and ask her "who is smiling now uh?". angry
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Man Nails Own Testicles In Protest Against Crackdown On Political Rights by deebrain(m): 6:10pm On Nov 12, 2013
if only ASUU took this form of protest, the strike wont have lasted this long. angry
Nairaland General › Re: Policeman Publicly Embarrass A Half-naked Girl On The Street- PICTURE by deebrain(m): 6:05pm On Nov 12, 2013
as long as it is proper to harass dogs that walk on the wrong side of the road, harassing a naked lady is not a problem. Sorry for using the term "lady" because only an animal moves on the streets naked. Thank God we have real ladies that frowned at the way that "thing" dressed.
Entertainment › Re: Fans Hypnotised With Olamide’s Roman Emperor Pose by deebrain(m): 5:58pm On Nov 12, 2013
[quote author=tayor_k]Olamide, nice one but honestly be careful not to do something that will cause u problem angry[/quote]Problem as in tremendous increase of his fan base, worshippers and his bank account?
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Wearing Aso Oke With Beads by deebrain(m): 5:52pm On Nov 12, 2013
Nairalane: What concerns us. How does this affect Nigeria. Is this a news?
Regarding yr second question, it does affect nigeria. That despite the crap the government does, some young dudes are still topping their game-with extra time to show-off publicly, to the agony of haters.
Education › Re: Lagos To Ban Unintelligent Students From Public Schools by deebrain(m): 8:02am On Nov 12, 2013
And Jesus marveled and said unto them "O unintelligent governments of the earth! Were not schools established to give intelligence to the unwise?"
Education › Re: ASUU Gives New Conditions To FG by deebrain(m): 5:24pm On Nov 09, 2013
since our govt is sincere, i dont think we will have problems with this straight forward demand. Or do we have any course to worry, mr doyin okupe?
Health › Re: A Thread For Body Builders by deebrain(m): 12:50am On Nov 09, 2013
good results come by how much u are able to lift correctly.
Celebrities › Re: See The Stab Wound Davido's Bodyguard Received During Club Fight + Statement by deebrain(m): 4:44pm On Nov 06, 2013
mascot87: Make him go carry gun dey rob? you be foool
I hate to do this... but your statement is seconded by my humble self.
Celebrities › Re: Davido & His Bouncers Involved In Club Brawl, Several Injured Over Missing ATM by deebrain(m): 4:41pm On Nov 06, 2013
Airforce1: Did anybody died?
No........ they lived.
Food › Re: Can Eating Yams Really Give You Twins? by deebrain(m): 3:19pm On Nov 06, 2013
cheesy

Education › Re: ASUU May Call-Off Strike Next Week by deebrain(m): 3:10pm On Nov 06, 2013
{yawns}......

Business › Re: The Owner Of N800,000 Collected His Money & Rewarded Me With N20,000 by deebrain(m): 2:58pm On Nov 06, 2013
dryakson: Good day nairalanders,
I posted how 800,000 naira was deposited into my account from an unknown person last week and the advices I got from my fellow nairalanders inspired me while some is the other way round.. Who no want money, I like it too but the consequences that will follow is the Wahala.. Lol.
I went to the bank and asked for my account break down and the consumer icare lady break the account details including the last deposit of the 800,000 naira without any suspicious from her... Happy happy...
I asked her for the phone number attached to the teller that sent 800,000 naira last week and she did I thank her and went outside the banking hall.
I called the number and a female voice pops out of the speaker she asked who I was but I ignore her question and ask her if she made any deposit of money last week, but said NO.... ALERT! ALERT!....
2 minutes later she called and said her husband who is currently in USA sent money to his brother's account here in Nigeria before his journey last week and that the brother is also in USA with him according to her the brother (account owner) will be back to Nigeria in 1 week time, I also asked if she received any alert about the money with her number but she said she don't know why she stop receiving alert... ......... She was alerted too.
She asked if I was a banker but I said no, I asked her to send me her husband number but she hang the call.
5 minutes later a foreign number came in I assume it to be the depositor calling with USA number.
He asked who I was and how I got his wife phone number, I narrated how the money was sent to my account and how I got his wife's number. bla... Bla..... Bla
According to him, the teller is with him in USA, I returned to the bank and tell the lady all what had happened she was amazed at how my names as well as the account number is thesame except the difference of one number which is 7 in mine and 2 on his brothers own .
The manager arrived and ask the depositor to scan and send the copy of the teller for verification. It was concluded that the money was for him.
The manager thanks me and introduces me to all the workers including the people inside the bank as a loyal and a good Patriotic Nigerian. According to the manager I made a good decision of reporting to the bank unlike other people who will withdraw and spent the money and later paid and charge for fraudulent.
In the other hand, the wife, her husband and the owner of the account thanks me then asked the manager to leave #20,000 while he transfer the remaining #780,000 to the other account, he promised to be calling me anytime.

What surprises me was how two guys from the banking hall curse me and my entire generation for returning a huge amount of money worth 800k. according to them, I should have withdraw the money and Run to outside country, I laughed and go my way.

I have no regrets what so ever
And if you were in my shoe, what will you do in this situation?


Let's hear your say


You can ask any question
Note these "two guys"....... They are poor because they have a poverty mentality. You can never see rich folks talk like them! For crying out loud, some folks think that 800k will be the end to their problems! Pity! Guy you are blessed. The 20,000 they gave you is nothing compared to the harvest in finances and help you will get in your life-because of the seeds you have sown. cheers
Health › Re: A Thread For Body Builders by deebrain(m): 5:26pm On Nov 05, 2013
Optimisticgondy: Morning great body builders.
Is it advisable to squat twice a week?
I do it twice a week. And its out of necessity cos im not a fan of working leg muscles. However, need a strong lower body to carry yr muscular upper body about.. dedicating two days a week to attend to the legs is not bad. But for any day i would do squats, any upper body exercise i may do will be with light weights.
Politics › Re: Obi Declares 3-Days Of Mourning In Anambra by deebrain(m): 11:18am On Nov 04, 2013
hmmm. The reason behind the disaster (via careless utterances) now prays for those killed by the harvest of his words, and u tell me satan is not a nigerian? Funny.
Politics › Re: Fuel Scarcity Hits Lagos, Filling Stations Refuse To Sell by deebrain(m): 11:55pm On Nov 03, 2013
its because of the eclipse. They will soon start selling. cheesy
Science/Technology › Re: Full Eclipse Of The Sun In Nigeria (Picture) by deebrain(m): 5:13pm On Nov 03, 2013
this eclipse sh** has fallen my hand... I was waiting for the end time teams to start their talk today during and after the eclipse. This is not just fair... (frowning at the skies) angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Men Dressed In Black SATANIC Robes Figures At Chelsea Stadium [photo] by deebrain(m): 2:28am On Nov 01, 2013
nice try... Satan wannabes! Thank goodness that satan does not appear as satan. U can never know satan from the looks for u will be amazed at his beautiful, "holy" and innocent looks. All u need to know him and his top agents are the utterances.
He that has ears, let him hear.
Family › Re: Pregnant Wife Caught With Another Man In A Hotel by deebrain(m): 4:09pm On Oct 25, 2013
the man's facial expression in the first and third pictures, look like he is commenting on national issues.
Family › Re: Pregnant Wife Caught With Another Man In A Hotel by deebrain(m): 3:49pm On Oct 25, 2013
emilyone: maybe the husband is not satisfying her in bed, maybe the hubby is not taking care of her well enough , maybe shes tired of her marriage maybe .... maybe..
only God knows, but in all its not enough reason for her to commit adultery.

the boyfriend is foolish for hibernating on another man's egg shocked
Hehehehe.
Health › Re: A Thread For Body Builders by deebrain(m): 7:22pm On Oct 24, 2013
Swiftboy: I heard one may tear muscle while lifting weight.
I want to believe u are talking about the major tear-the injury-because u tear (slightly) muscle when u lift weights.

Blessed are those that start with light weight and increase it as their bodies become stronger. They are the ones that wont experience what u have just talked about. If u try to "jump the gun" by lifting weights that are pretty heavy for u (u cant do at least 5 reps easily), the result might not be funny. Those that press 200kg currently, started by pressing 10kg. Patience and determination remain thy keys. U are blessed.
Health › Re: A Thread For Body Builders by deebrain(m):
hmmm...... cool

Celebrities › Re: Kanye Defends Bringing Jesus Look-alike On Stage by deebrain(m): 4:31pm On Oct 23, 2013
Its only those that are blindly following religion that will raise eye-brows. For those in a relationship with the real Jesus Christ, you will bear witness that Jesus does not look like that. King of Kings! Is it easy?!

You will actually want to weep for Kanye cos the track where he brought out the "Jesus actor", "Jesus Walks", was a really confirmed, down to earth {i want to say, despite its hardcore lyrics} gospel track. IT WAS WHEN KANYE WEST WAS KANYE WEST! I used to love his beats! His drama. His swag. Its not the Kanye West of today. If you have watched the "YEEZUS" and "POWER" videos, you will know that it is not a small thing that is worrying this my once favorite rapper. Pity.

P.S. Jesus on earth came from the middle east-the character there looks english.

Thanks.

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