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ahmedoba22: please i just received a mail now sayn i have been selected to work with Addax Petroleum comp as a graduate training without a text, pls does any1 receive d same mail?

Mr Aboki: FIRST OF ALL _{Go down Low..}

Its funny how whenever the Police are defeated by criminals, its always about how they couldn't match their sophisticated weapons. So the AK-47, 9mm Berettas, 12-guage Pump actions, LAR and co are not sophisticated weapons abi?!

Maybe we should take away these unsophisticated weapons and replace them with 50cal SMG's, RPG's, Armoured Tanks and mortar rounds.. I think those would definitely be sophisticated enough for our Policemen..

R.I.P to the dead Pigs Police

.. More Egunje to go round for the living Pigs Police!!

#TeamFuck'D'Police...

4reigningqueen: hmmmmmn, this reminds me of an african proverb.

" A woman, whose husband was a former governor and former vice president but now a president, is printing her husbands face on ankara and calling musicians to come and play for her, she should remember that Abacha did the same thing and what happened in 1886 happened to him"


These are the words of our elders.

fyneboi79: 5. Never give yourself a haircut, barber shops are there to do just that.

So what's wrong in one giving himself a good home cutWell for ur information,I do Į̸̸̨ƭ and would •̸№t stop for any thing.Would you rather go about with a badly cut hair when you can do a better job.Please this •̸№. 5 sucks!!Rubbish!!

supreme104: AM I THE FIRST TO COMMENT??

Mr Aboki: .........


LIke my man Pac use to say...



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luckmike: I run .... no ask me why

teeshawt: just passing byjust passing byjust passing by

bright007: how does this news change the price of a derica of oloyin beans from N200 to N50?

ade4rskaj: olu wonder prophetic ministry as come to its again, i am specialist in barreness, broking of poverty, visa luck, promotion in all level, good luck, figthing against evil spirit and bad luck. we had been doing this for more than 20yrs for people ,just a pray will change ur life for better. i am located in abuja. fro contact and spiritual advise: 08034506631,08090927610 and afolayanolusegun@gmail.com

miketonic: I just got another girl pregnant....and I just married last month

raphroye: E no affect the price of garri jare

Phranciz: Seriously the man looks like he wants to take a shit. Be like say carol give am soured beans before them commot from house.

pDude: See this OP

Congee never hold you yet

You don see the kind Congee wey go hold you sotay you go press correct yansh wey stand for your front? Na back in those secondary school days wey I never learn wannking, I go my friend's house, see him housegirl correct calabar yansh, na so I use style go press am.

Thank God say the girl soji the scope and just smile. See as shame wan kill me after, I nor know when my hand go press yansh

Nor let Congee embarrass you o

Masturbate before leaving the house daily

jhydebaba: This world and its numerous problems. Abstain from sex because of diseases, unwanted pregnancies and probably because it's a sin. Now, ur sperm level will be full to the brim because there's no escape root for it. You begin to have wet dreams and they'll still tell u that u are being disturbed by spiritual husband/wife so funny. When u try to empty ur vessel through self - service they'll tell u its a sin and u're in bondage.


Wetin man go do now



[s]Wet dreams can be so embarrassing and the only solution is self-servicing regularly.[/s]

grafikii: 2015 is going to very interesting, even when Tej lost his brother he did get as much visitors. Fashola your are very great " in bash ali's voice "

hardniola: i want to be GAY.......some pls tell how to.