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If given the choice of dating Bobrisky and this idiot, I will give the person that provided the options the money I would have used for the date, and go my way

ChiefAzubuike:
Every fuel attendant has the right to collect keg charges. How much is #50 or #100 that you can't overlook. Those people suffer to make sure you have fuel in your car, at the end of the month they are paid peanuts yet you can't appreciate them with a token?

Wrong.

The manner of approach shows the difference between a bribe and a token.

Sometimes, I feel for "God"! Like seriously!

Everything, to live an excellent society, is found in our various holy books. I've read both Bibles and Qur'ans time and time again. If only we do what we have read!!!!

If 10% of the Christians and Muslims do what scripture tells them to do, Nigeria, and even the world, will be Paradise itself!

I've seen Christians say boldly, that the principles of Christian living taught in churches" are for Sundays", or "let's face reality" statements they make when they have option to do the right thing or compromise. I've seen Muslims say that the month of Ramadan is for God -- "They don do God own, now dem go do their own" (talking about the morals held in the prayer month and the deliberate sinning after the month) in the situation like the Christians above.

So is it God? God has told you to love people like you love yourselves. You kill each other! You enter privilege positions and do harm to others for your own gain. You will pull others down in the name of freedom of speech, rather than lifting and building. I've never seen people that throw caution to the wind regarding dignity like so called believers of God. THE OCCULTIST HAVE BETTER personal MORALS THAN THEY COMBINED and you say they are satanic abi?

We should think and rather than tackle Yaw, believers should be practical with their believe. We think we can bribe our way by prayer or cursing or preaching or threatening with hell fire, when we know what to do and refuse to do it. That in itself, is a sin.

tfelicityk:
SUPER EAGLE IN D PLANE BACK TO NAIJA
# Mikel : So we are going home now
# Balogun : Yes o
# Etebo : Chai my first world cup
# Ighalo : Referee do ojoro for us
# Musa : shut up joo, see free post way you no fit score, no be like my ball way I score... walahi lemme catch you...
They started fighting (Musa & Ighalo)...
# Mikel : it's enough
# Ndidi : see as Messi dey dribble Idowu
# Idowu : Lemme hear word joo, you think say e dey easy for one person to mark Messi
# Iheanacho : Omerou no fit pursue Messi
# Omerou : When nobody to support me, Ekong dey do like ode for back
# Balogun : Sey Messi na god, way you and Idowu no fit stop ham
# Nwankwo : Moses, why you con dey fall like wall of Jericho na
# Ighalo : I wonder o
# Musa : Ighalo i said you should shut up, even remain silent till we land Abuja
# Rohr : will you all shut up, you played stupidly
# Iwobi : when you no start me nko, mtcheew
# BUHARI : (calling Mikel) wia is the cup you promise to bring back home, U guys should beta not come back home
# Moses : TELL AM SAY SNAKE DON SWALLOW AM jare ������������������

Funny

Do we learn?

Hisses.....

If the VAR or whatever had given us second penalty, Nigeria's qualification won't be as celebrated as it would have been, if Mr Igahalo scored.


We are really bad losers. Lame excuses sir...

Hmmm

Oh my....

Please, can we be more careful on our roads?!

Danfo and passenger, please, stop over speeding and don't drop on wrong places- the place you are over speeding to is never worth your life.

The basics in driving; just using the side mirrors, checking your brakes and car well-being before journeys etc are (no matter how boring) life savers.

You need an experience in driving to know that many people using cars and buses on our roads are disasters waiting to happen. As you drive with care, always be vigilant about other car and bus drivers.

Anytime you have a constructive prick within your spirit (for the spiritual sensitive) not to drive, you might want to keep your ride and use public transport.

Don't ever drive when you are drunk or sleep drowsy.

God help us.

As a guy, its disgusting.

Nothing is as pretty and presentable as a small one.... Not this total blanking of the skin.


I really don't know what is fashionable about the total blanking thing.

Do women have dignity in this generation at all?
So a lady will willingly follow an inviting married man?

wtf

Oluwaseyi456:
More stupid

Why saying that about yourself?

dafeyankee:
I don't care what anybody says.

But this girl is officially ripe to get it. She knows she wants it when she takes suggestive pictures with this big back side.

Don't judge me,because I am just saying what all the lustful thinking men looking at the pictures are thinking.

I feel your pain.

Just use a good quantity of Vaseline. You will feel better, my friend.

Noted

Like a pastor friend always say, God does not play football!

We entered the game with super over confidence that we will beat Argentina, judging from how we beat Iceland, which once drew with the former.

That was a major undoing

Kylekent59:
am verrrryyyyy happpy!!!!!.

my ticket entered. I staked on Argentina to win and corotia to win with 1000.

I just won!!!!!!!!

Congratulations sir

There are many genuine men of God and I know that God will lift them up very soon.


They are not the popular faces on TV today but, they will never be forgotten. They will rise.

I remember last month, a pastor of my friend (I was told) had a child and shared a glorious testimony that Sunday, only to loose the child on the day of its naming (the following Saturday!). The bros still went to church the next day to minister, testifying God's faithfulness.

It made me speechless.

What the genuine unknown ones preach, practice and go through, its so different from the big ones we see.


True clergies (whether Christian or Muslims) deserve commendation.

Depending on the maturity of the instrumentalist.
But , Yes. A descent wage is encouraged.

windwayltd:
From tmoro all those criminals against Okorocha should be thinking of another party to join than to be disturbing a moving train because there will be no room for the fake people. Imo state needs nothing than Continuity as in the case of Lagos state. Inlaw or no inlaw Okorocha have it as a duty to endorse whom Imo state will follow. He deserve it and he suffered for it, he took the rick with his political future and got it right so SAWALELE for the great man Okorocha.

You are an excuse for a human being

Angelanest:
The was a mild drama earlier today at the All Progressives Congress (APC) national convention in Abuja. According to information gathered, trouble started after the group loyal to Imo state governor Rochas Okorocha, stormed the pavilion meant for Imo delegates.

They asked those loyal to Eze Madumere, the deputy governor, to vacate the seats. The order was resisted, leading to fisticuffs as the private security guard of the governor called “Okorocha Good Governance ” descended on members of the group.

Hillary Eke, chairman of the anti-Okorocha faction, was forcefully thrown out of his seat alongside other members of the executives.

After attacking members of the deputy governor's faction, they moved straight to where Hillary Eke, chairman of the anti-Okorocha faction was and ejected him after initial resistance.

The leadership of the party acknowledged Eke as chairman of Imo chairman, an action that pitched Okorocha against John Oyegun, the immediate past national chairman of the party.

The aggrieved APC members engaged in battle as President Muhammadu Buhari was reading his speech at the convention.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/06/chaos-between-imo-apc-factions-at-national-convention-in-abuja.html

Someone, please note the bolded and its actions in the given event.

So how much was the hailer expecting?


Some youths have really lost it.

I wish our elections can become like a highly anticipated football match, where you don't know who would win till the final whistle.


What a beauty it would be.

I don't think it will be a surprise to anyone that this result came to be.


I seriously hope our PVCs won't suffer the same fate.

At least they even tell us that we are better now than before now without challenge.

Lies sir.


Yes both Udenwa and Okorocha are thieves, but the latter was unfortunate!!

He deserves a title for deliberately abandoning projects! Except of course, the statue thing.

He should have just given the slain, the beaten of his life--- without killing.


Am I a good person?

The loss you will suffer, sir, in the given election itself will be epic.


It will attract pity.

The thought that this brave girl might be no more troubles me....

Please, we need to hear some good news

Balls and livers are gradually dying off.

Cowardice is now on the increase.

You don't have the guts to say something to your colleague's face, you say it online.

And many only know how to say terrible things about others---- but themselves!!!

What a generation.

Hmmmm...

The office of the brother/brothers of the Vice President.

Impressive.

Most women of this generation, in the name of fermist opinions (interestingly, its rather an abuse of the word than the actual meaning, which exalts the strength and dignity of women) have lost it.


Is this a woman or lady talking for heaven's sake??

Can she as a mother if seeing her daughter nude in the presence of another man that's not her husband, be comfortable?

Even as responsible parents, when mixed gender kids start growing up, you start training them on personal and body privacy. Yes! EVEN IN THE DEVELOPED WORLD.

Its a shame.


Very soon, even snatching husbands will be legal to these women. Who wants to bet?

somito121:
But wait o, I think the beating he is talking about here is f....ng the wife everyday. Because the wife seems to enjoy the beating especially the pastor.

Beautiful. You are one of the few in nairaland that noticed exactly what he was saying

Earthbound:
Small boy like this.


Who is to blame? His parents? The government? His environment? Unfortunately, there are many roaming the streets just like him. When I was 19, the only bad thing I thought about was getting my dick down a watery slide.

Flesh and blood did not give you this wisdom