₦airaland Forum

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Just got another request from to alausa now thank God oh after waiting for long. Am on the trip now moving so I had to pack one side to type this for pilots to see. D rider is busy blabbing upnl nd down the highest is 1 star e no pass am. I do my thing wheather on a trip or not dont care what any fucking rider will say is my car so if u are not ok go get ur car.

Now I believe, you truly need another job

Oluwabengz:
Yezzir!

That's where I buy now, but don't try the middle pump if you don't want your fuel to be 'on the low'

babepink:
No aren't. You should have 6k left after fuel deduction.
But to be sincere, you are not using the right tool.

To be sincere, the tool is right, something is just wrong with the right tool
I use it too and 4k fuel gives me return of approx 15k net

Amakachris95:
Hello,
I was asked to pay 25500 to register my car with Uber if I want a driver from them and 10500 if I have my driver. And two account numbers were sent to me to pay in, one had Uber name and the other is a personal name. Please is this the normal procedure?

I'll do it for you half the quoted amounts

Oluwabengz:
I

I tried Nipco at Akowonjo sometimes ago and it was a very good experience. I bought 2k and saw how my fuel meter/guage had gone so high, I had to tell the guy to sell another 2k

Yes that's one of the two I referred to in my area, beside de dems right?

chucsmoore:
yea. 2011. On weekdays mon-friday 2k fuel gives 6-8k. Weekends sat and sun 2k fuel gives me 8k-10k. Nope it doesn't burn fuel like big daddy

Thanks, what's the trim. LE i guess. I'm getting it next year insha Allah in Jesus name

Mayor555:
Was at BOVAS last week, a 5ltr keg didn't take all the 5ltrs from the pump. I saw it.

I have one small 5 ltr keg too, it is filled up with N700 fuel anywhere. That keg is fake lol

franksam2009:
You guys are complaining of fuel shortage,,. What about filling stations that sells dirty fuel to people? I filled my tank today, I looked at d overfilled fuel pouring away and it was very dirty with charcoal dust inside

There's one in akowonjo, their fuel burns up quicker. God knows what they mix with it, so checking gauge if fuel is complete alone is not enough, one should also take note if the gauge drops faster than normal

chucsmoore:
Total washing interior and exterior today. Work starts 2mao

2011 right? And how much do you make with 2k fuel for instance, and hope it doesn't burn oil like most big daddies. Thanks.
Thinking of upgrading sometimes next year

pooozeee:
The can't cheat you if you buy in jerry can because you will hear the sound as the attendant is selling, so get a 20L gallon and but ur fuel in any filling station even if it's not accurate, you can make a complaint since you are buying 20L and the gallon is 20L and not filled to the brim

From my experience, your 20L fuel cannot fill up your 20L gallon to the brim in Nigeria. Even if your gallon has not expanded which I doubt, it still won't fill up

shollywendy1:
Oando Maryland traffic light but the mobil is a scam

Almost every Mobil I know is a scam

vulpeslopez:
FO admiralty?u are a joker..... Chillex come here

They've been serving me well so far so good, I buy from the second pump though, like total mobolaji bank, the first of their last two pumps is compromised so after selecting filling station I still select pump

Oluwabengz:
The best FUEL station to buy fuel from is still Bovas

FO admiralty
Heyden and Northwest VGC
Petrocam Marwa
FO Awolowo (ikoyi)
Total Oba akran Mobolaji bank Anthony
Then 2 in my area.

Tested and trusted
I drive to the closest one when I'm low on fuel

Mjosh1000:
At that point those guys are not smiling bro, dey are ready for anything, I was well composed cos I know they don't see anything against me but they attitude and approach was brutal, to the extent they search the car looking for what's not missing, was just praying they don't put exhibit in d car and turn the story to another thing.

Next time call me

Mjosh1000:
My experience today with SARS

I picked a rider somewhere in surulere he was heading to freedom way lekki,
As I started d trip and want to navigate out of lere police men stopped me

Me: good afternoon sir I am uber and on a trip
Officer: shut up and come down
Me: sir I just explained that m uber and on a trip
Officer: I said come down
Me: jejely come down
Officer: let that person at the back come down
Rider: came down jejely
Another police man took the rider away into their van
Officer : Mr uber end the trip and bring your phone
Me: oga is there any problem why did you want to check my phone before I finish d statement I got one five star slap at the back of my head.
My head enter 100% Celsius I confuse asap I just end d trip and gave him my phone he checked my phone after like 15minutes he told Me to tell the rider to pay me off so I can go.
Is it suppose to be like this, I don't really understand, if this is what SARS will be doing now, its going to be a big disaster.

Am back on the job no time to check time, but d slap enter
Only god knows what happened to d rider.
Las las we go sell this country

Lol you no report to uber? #kidding


If you know how to describe them then you can call any of these numbers

nitigriti:
Sorry to disappoint you, but half nude ladies don't move me. I can give several instances of when I carried them. They don't move me one bit

That makes two of us

Seun360:
Guyz in the building, noticed Uber deducted the sum of NGN930.00 from my balance without stating the reason for adjustment.

Pls, how do i handle this situation.?

They said you're doing promotion for them na
They stated it there in front of "Type"

It's possible a rider complained of high fare and they reviewed

bily:
It's a simple things. Sell 1 kidney to get money for traveling Malaysia, get to Malaysia sell other kidney

Hehehe he must be the most sensible man from his village

medd422:
BillGoldberg is Romeo3. If u know, u know

I thought as much when he came hard at me for merely joking with him, then I remembered I aimed a dig at Romeo3 few hours back lol. Who cares, I hear he doesn't have where to stay anymore, no wonder the only property he has to sell and raise money is his kidney. Who in his right senses will sell his only asset where it is worth just a stipend and use the money to travel to a place where he can get it sold for x5 the initial amount lol

pope191:
This tin u r doin is not good o, internet bullying is unfair. Baba Buhari and uncle Lai is calling u

Lol. Bully ke, na me gentle pass for this thread, always catching my fun on the low

LCWind:
Shots fired

Lol I don't do online war shit, my father didn't train me to insult other people's fathers like some people whose father is not childless

BillGoldberg:
Nope. You Fixed nothing. Atimes, you guys think that you are smart but you just plain stupidd. I know what I said.

From the money I made selling the Kidney in Nigeria, I will embark on a journey to Malaysia.

Hope you have seen now that your father is childless?

Slow down faceless platform warrior, I don't pick fights here, if you feel hurt by my post then you have a problem only God can solve. I didn't know you had so much bad energy before quoting you in good faith so if you like respond 1001 times I will never respond nor quote you again.
Good luck in selling your kidney in Nigeria for 50k and use it to drink Goldberg , I can see how BillGoldberg Snr (your father) raised you and I must commend him he really did a good work in making you his own image
Your posts are henceforth forwarded to my trashcan

BillGoldberg:
Because in Yoruba people voice

Aye le Ibosi ooo

Thinking of whether to sell my Kidney and travel to Malaysia .

Thinking of whether to travel to Malaysia and sell my kidney
Fixed

Gentlelife50:

Then you go offline immediately and enter your gf house before the guy, and lock the door

chucsmoore:
I didn’t say u shouldn’t pay your rent at all. But don’t go out of way to please your partner. If u aren’t making money for yourself and you are paying weekly rental consistently. The best thing to do is to drop the car.

Now you're talking

chucsmoore:
is it by reliability or him making money for himself also after paying u weekly rental. Any driver who diligently pays his partner and doesn’t make money for himself is a “Big fool” because when small kasala go burst all your efforts to please your partner becomes Useless. Anything you do in this life. Your interest comes first .

I disagree, Your honour comes first.

BillGoldberg:
When I remember LION, I remember what Gazzuzz said one time about drivers who burn out eventually!!!

Fair and bleaching Lion.. Very manipulative and scheming Lion. Claims to know the whole Lagos!! Even was a local celebrity one time both in past and recently. But a car demolishing Bulldozer.

We don tey for this biz oo. Been on it for 3 years now. So I know every Lions and Lionesses.

I think I know that lion, he's without pride now, living in masks and shadows. He used to come here to troll me but I'm still here standing. Lion that can no longer roar, is that one a lion?

shollywendy1:
You 'll get referral incentives only if the guest is yet to make booking, but if he/she has ahead of the drop off at the hotel, thank u is what u 'll get

I must have missed many incentives then, cuz I drop rider and zoom off. I will go back and claim my unpaid incentives lol

chillex8:
Only with taxify

I get okrika condoms for sale o

How come this January has just 3 weeks instead of 6 , We need to do DNA test

ifyeez:
This one way ur bus, dey for traffic under hot, hope say the oil temperature and viscosity never change.
I learnt something from the argument.

E don automatically change from 5w30 to 30w100

Yakpa:
Hello room.Clean Toyota Corolla 03/04 for weekly hire. 35k weekly. You shld be based around the island axis.
NB: this car is for a military personnel . So if you know you can deliver. Come forward.

If the car like make e be for chief of army staff, drivers wey go default go still default