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adolphus08:
Please show me how.
I already average 12 hrs a day + the occasional 2hrs driving home empty.
I barely meet 100k gross a week.
The request are not frequent even in surge areas.
I can move around in an area with surge for between 45minutes to 1hr 30 minutes before getting a request.
If there is something I am missing or have to learn please let me know.

He's not driving in Nigeria. Ask bazoo001, pearl1910 and felicity001 felicity0001

adolphus08:
Please show me how.
I already average 12 hrs a day + the occasional 2hrs driving home empty.
I barely meet 100k gross a week.
The request are not frequent even in surge areas.
I can move around in an area with surge for between 45minutes to 1hr 30 minutes before getting a request.
If there is something I am missing or have to learn please let me know.

He's not driving in Nigeria. Ask pearl and felicity001 felicity0001

obinoral1179:
how does it look like?

Younger brother to kia rio and yaris

sandammy:
My Bosses, help me check if this price is fair for reregistering a used civic and updating its paper that expired in August. Below is a quote from someone I contacted.

Requirements for change of ownership/reregistration/replacementprivate/ commercial buses)

Allocation of no plate

proof of ownership

up to date vehicle license

purchase receipt

transfer of ownership letter( must be written on letter headed paper of d company if vehicle is registered wt a company name)

id of buyer

2passport photograph of buyer

cac certificate if buyer is a company.

D no plate in d case of old no plate.

Any change in engine or colour should be indicated n attracts extra charge.

Price: 70k


Processing time: 2/3 weeks

If you contacted the person here on nairaland it's better you mention the moniker so people who have patronized him/her before will give you feedback.
I've not done all these before so I have no idea

lanrexdo:
You book

I accept ride

You cancel

I park infront of your location

You accept faith and enter Nissan jeje!

Zoom to Drop off

And you chop quick 1 star as e dey hot after the trip

VaselineCrew:
My Indriver is down

Please can anyone confirm if theirs is down as well.

Till few minutes ago it was still down, it's back now

FuckEveryday:
Dem say person wey no make 2m na failure

Sum people sef

Motivational speakers, killing people since 1894

Johnnybegood12:
In this Lagos, I think one-way is the gravest traffic offence.
They can even take you to psychiatric hospital for mental evaluation.
And at the end they might impound your car.
The day that RRs catch me 4 one-way, they handed me over to lasma.
Na dat day I know say police better pass lasma official.

I been they think say police people wicked, but then lasma the the reason why God say " the heart of man is desperately wicked" .

You just know? Police is your friend, and lastma is your worst enemy on the road

Branduche:
Go to Findendusers.com

Thank me later

I can only evaluate domains and verify emails, to generate leads is showing 0 out of 0

BAZ001:
Plssssssssss what is Json again?
I can’t login again saying Json is invalid

Are they saying you are Jesusson? Busted

nijabazaar:
Rigging this character face.

I now get more jobs in stylized xter. Crayfish must bend

Good evening boss, to learn A to Z of 3D Animation please which would you advice.. online learning or traditional (classroom) learning.
Which software would you recommend, I have maya in mind.
Would you also recommend any platform?
I have your WhatsApp number but I don't know if it's only for business that's why I didn't chat you up, am I permitted to do so? Thanks

geezyk:
This same thing happened to me when I was invited by a lady to fountain of life church's crossover service.

Pastor Taiwo say everyone should begin praying in tongues, Omo! Na party scatter oo, whether na curse sef i don't know, I was just mute, till dey announced that if you don't know how to pray in tongues please come to the altar, na so this girl push me go oo.

Getting to the altar different pastors were in charge and when it was my turn he asked if I was born again, I said no, he asked if I would like to be, told him I'm not sure. Baba proceeded to ask me to repeat some words after him which I did, after the recitation, Baba hold my head, blow breeze and said I should start speaking in tongues, omo I bow my head, smiled and started saying names of football clubs in Czech Republic Poland and Lithuania. Next thing baba said was that I know you don't understand what you're saying right now, but when you've joined a ministry we'll cultivate it for you.

Hahahaha my belle o. You were lucky the pastor is not a football fan you for chop knock lol.
The only time I murmured something was when the girl opened her eyes (I didn't close mine completely, I fear lagos people )
What came to my mouth was subu subu saba sebe (olamide) but I didn't speak up cuz if she hear the shock fit make her lose her own tongue. When she put pressure on me I just lock up.

BAZ001:
Week in week out

Na that one you go see

Nexttpage:
Online is not online Adeg in that kind campaign scenario.
You want to tell me bolt will calculate the time I’m also online waiting for request to come in?

From my own experience, online is online. It's been long I chased their bonus though so it may be a new development

northbird:
Baba , always pulling the legs, cougar kwa..
Na middle age women be dat now...

The guy is a joker though.. How many naija middle age women fit give cash for bedroom sturvs. When no be obodo oyinbo women.

BTW, that your born again rider experience was quite hilarious, , I burst out laughing. Omo, una won kill person wt laughter for dis place.

As doggy style don dey, maybe another one dey wey be cougar style na him make me ask o.

Born again rider no gree give me tongues to speak o, maybe I for use tongues deliver our cougar guy

Nexttpage:
I doubt if online is online and not driving time I.
Have experienced this also and I will tell you it was only when I was driving in a trip time was added.
I began to wonder what’s going on.
Could it be the driving time or just online time used?

Online is online, the time will only be updated after every trip completed

Gentlelife50:
See bonus, when the app will be locked once it's 12am.

This people sha

How won't they have scammer drivers and riders when they themselves are scammers. If I have less than 1k balance, their early cashout button will appear, once I have enough balance to qualify for cashout the button will disappear. I go just dey laugh

Gentlelife50:
For this thread again?
Yeyegbami can you see what I am sawing?

Abeg which one is cougar bleeping again? Person no dey learn finish

Johnchrix:
No be lie..I wait tire no shi shi.. dropped. The real ogas don't act like that here..he was only using me ( my condition) to gain relevancy. Send account number, the next thing , account get issues.. didn't u know account has issue before asking for my details...Im not a kid

This is still not enough to call him 419, I was expecting to see where he attempted to cunningly collect something from you first before he can send you the money

Ghost1994:
My crazy experience today….

Got a request around tejuosho yaba to ebutte metta.

This woman entered “oga good evening” I replied madam good evening…

Me: am starting your trip
Rider: you can go on.
Rider: take ojuelegba….. by the way, are you a born again?
Me: no and I don’t do any religion.
Rider; please turn the music off…. (I know already say wahala don Dey like this)
Rider: you see there’s hell fire and in the book of blabla bla…. You have to accept Jesus as your ……

This woman kept talking…. I’m too tired to listening to anything even I was happy when she initially told me to off the radio…

After the long preaching one driver wanted to enter my lane madam shouted oga no give am space oh I thought she’ll stop naso she continue oh…

I just kukuma shut her with “MADAM YOU SEE THIS SACRIFICE, MY FATHER SENT ME TO DO IT TODAY AGAINST TOMORROW…. MY FATHER IS OLUAWO OF EGBA LAND”

Rider:
Me: so please ma I’ll appreciate if you can preach to the next Uber driver .
Rider: ok sir please end my trip by costain bus stop…

I was very glad she dropped and slam my door also dropped rhapsody.

I don’t know why some Nigerians can’t respect people who doesn’t believe in whatever they believed in… we need love and we need to be preaching and practicing love not hell fire that you’ll later be maltreating your housemaid….

Below is the sacrifice have had earlier (I snapped this along bajulaiye/fola agoro road inward Abule ijesha…

That was my savior today

Lollll that was how a rider preached to me from beginning to the end of trip and along the way she kept boasting that if I decided to give my life to christ she would pray with me and I would start speaking in tongues immediately.
We got to her destination and there was heavy downpour so we had to both relax in the car, because of boredom and out of curiosity I asked about the speaking in tongues again, she said she received hers on the phone (someone prayed for her from abroad) and everybody she has prayed for started speaking in tongues immediately.
Me: Oya, I want to give my life to christ
Rider: let us pray
She started praying and I was saying amen with my eyes open as I wanted to see how the spirit would be released
After a while
Rider: start speaking
Me: (just like that? )
Rider: it may not make sense but just open your mouth and speak
Me: I opened my mouth it was amen that was coming out
Rider; put more effort
Me: I just closed my mouth, no more amen sef
Rider: (after noticing I no longer give a damn) you will still receive it, maybe yours is slow. I will be calling you everyday

I am still waiting for the first call

[quote author=dru23 post=107091783][/quote]That you see it on Google doesn't mean it's correct. Any idiot can upload any rubbish on the internet.

dru23:
Sorry about that bro .. You might need to use heavier oil to slow the oil burn..... And I love their v6 SE fully loaded .. The v6 are fast and nice

Does it come with factory leather seats? That's the only advantage i think the v6 XLE has over it

sandammy:
I think it's when your salary account is domicile with GT. They have increased their interest for me from 1.33% to 1.5%. if you earn above 100k, you may qualify up to 300k. 12 months repayment period.

It must be a current account. Even without collecting loan you're still paying interest lol

northbird:
Who borrows to repay next day?. From his analogy. At least 22 working days. That's 13,200 on just ₦100,000. Haba now. In a year that's over ₦150,000 interest on just ₦100,000.

As per GT, it's your cash flow that determines your loan. If I need 500k from them, na just to dial code. But what for, when I could actually save up.

The most important aspect of a loan r d terms.
Which biz will pay interest of over 13% MONTHLY. Even the banks regarded as shylock won't ask more than 20-22% yearly.

I understand that at the long run the interest rate is not worth it, but it's better than other rates out there if it's a short term loan like a week max.

yusufdayo1:
what is a lemon limca Camry

Camry that doesn't drink fuel, but drinks lemon and limca

northbird:
Dead on arrival.
GT offers 1.33% monthly and you are here with over 13% monthly interest.

I think it's still okay.
If I understand the post correctly, you can borrow 100k today and pay back tomorrow with interest of just N600 so the longer it takes to repay the higher the interest. Besides it's not everybody that qualifies for GT loan and many of those that qualify won't get up to 100k

toby345:
There is nothing you can do just tell them you ain't the owner

I pray them block your account self

You don't need to pray, they will definitely and rightfully block it.

Odukes:
Pls, bolt experience bolt drivers, am a new driver and had verbal exchange with a persenger, next thing after I drop them off, my app language setting changed from English. I have not been able to use it since yesterday. Please any idea in the house?

7 white ducks
7 black and white rams
7k worth of pepper
7 kegs of palm oil
7 de rica of yellow garri
7kg gas
7 thousand naira ONLY

Bring the above before 7 days, we need to cook stew for the village people you exchange verbal with and collect your verbal back

After this, follow readadream's instructions above

confusedworld17:
Na Psalm wetin make I read in this my current situation ?
Sweet offline trip of 18k, base on surge, to badore from abesan, to wait for 1 hour and bring the two love birds back.
The girl say she no go again. Don't know what happened between them, I just heard her started shouting... Drop me here! drop me here!
The guy too say make I stop, that if she wan go down make she gerrat.
I don't have any option than to look for a space to park. Guy say make we go turn and drop him back say he too no go again.
Money wey I don plan wetin I go use am do na him this girl abi na the guy self wan spoil for me. I sha don scope the guy say make he go talk to his girlfriend so that we can continue the waka.
Currently at cement now for over 20 minutes waiting for them to settle their matter.

You for play blues for them na. Phil collins

eyinola:
This rider says he loves driving so I com dey confuse laidis

How can mile 12 be in shasha

BAZ001:
Mr bright I for like partner with you,
You will be a very strong and dedicated man.

Em Emm d only problem is your face
Our face no resemble.

I come in peace (cruise no go put me for trouble)

E go put you o cuz your cruise no get control. You can remove that cruise control of your low mileage camry and use once in a while

Gentlelife50:
https://www.nairaland.com/6815956/endsars-adedotun-clement-sues-lagos

Wahala no dey finish, this guy wan make his own 1 million by force.

Na lagos he suppose sue or Nigeria police force wey dey use force do everything. They should remove that force from their name, dem dey misuse am

The guy no get correct lawyer in my opinion. Which one is 22st.
Dem come demand for 500m call am modest, that demand get 9.9x surge, don't mess with a bolt driver