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[quote author=abes][/quote]If u dnt undastnd d bible pls visit any church around 4 mor clarificatn,I bliv d man of God wil b hapy 2 reciv u....old testament things! Woke up bro

Now I use tester (screw driver)its more safer cos last 2weeks I used cotton bud bt d wool got stucked in my ear so I av to ask a fren to help me pull it out bt it went deeper n deeper, I av to visit d hospital...

Special Adviser to the President on Special Duties, Mr. Isaiah Balat, has dismissed claims by Gen. Muhammadu Buhari, that Southern Kaduna had gained nothing for supporting the PDP since 1999.

Balat made this known in an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria in a telephone interview in Jos on Sunday.

He said, “That claim is simply laughable because the area has witnessed lots of infrastructural growth as well as the appointment and election of its people into key positions.

“In fact, our people have never had it so good; the dividends are glaring no matter which indices you use. The resolve to support PDP is even stronger now than ever.’’

Buhari had, at meeting of the yet-to-be-registered All progressive Congress in Kagoro, near Kafanchan, dismissed the PDP as “a colony of deceivers’’, and advised the people to join the APC.

Former FCT minister Nasir el-Rufai; Kaduna military governor, Brig. Lawal Isa (retd.); and ex-Chief of Naval Staff, Ibrahim Iko, also criticised the PDP, and advised the people to join the APC.

Balat, a former Minister of State for Works and Housing, in a reaction, said the criticisms by Buhari and others were “figment of their imaginations’’.

He added, “Our people know the state of their roads from Kaduna-Gimi, Saminaka-Kafanchan, Kagoro-Jos, and many others before 1999.

“They also know how large rivers separated communities, especially Bondong and Chawai, because there are no bridges. They can compare then and now.

“Aside the infrastructure, it is in the PDP governments that we have had our people rising to the pinnacle of their chosen fields.

“Our sons and daughters have risen to become Chiefs of Defence Staff, Chief of Army Staff and Chief of Naval Staff. The incumbent Group Managing Director of the NNPC is also our son.

“And don’t forget that we also produced an elected governor.

“The PDP-led Federal Government has also provided the multi-billion dollar Gurara Dam that has ensured thousands of hectares of land for irrigation aside electricity and drinking water for the immediate environment and the FCT.

“The average Southern Kaduna has never asked for unmerited favour.”

He described the allegations that PDP had taken the area for granted as false and untenable, pointing out that every community had gained from the PDP government in one way or the other.

Balat said that Buhari was the “least qualified’’ to allege any neglect of the area.

http://www.nigerianeye.com/2013/06/jonathans-aide-faults-buhari-on.html?utm_source=NigerianEye&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Nigerianeye+%28NigerianEye%29

According to PremierLeague.com, Jose Mourinho is back at Chelsea after an almost six-year absence

Jose Mourinho has returned to Stamford Bridge after agreeing to take over as Chelsea manager for the second time.

The 50-year-old Portuguese, who guided Chelsea to back-to-back Barclays Premier League titles in his first two seasons in charge, returns to the west London club after an absence of almost six-years.

Mourinho, who has twice won the UEFA Champions League with Porto and Inter Milan, has won three league titles since leaving Chelsea in September 2007, guiding Inter to two Serie A triumphs and winning La Liga at Real Madrid, where he has been in charge for the last three seasons.

Mourinho first took over at Chelsea on 2 June 2004 and in his inaugural campaign the Blues romped to their first domestic title in 50 years with a record Premier League points haul of 95 and an as yet unsurpassed defensive record of only 15 goals conceded.

The Blues also won the League Cup that season and reached the last four of the Champions League for the second year in a row. The following campaign Chelsea successfully defended their title Barclays Premier League title.

In his last full season at the club Mourinho helped Chelsea achieve a cup double as the Blues lifted both the FA Cup and the League Cup. He left Stamford Bridge in September 2007.

Last season Chelsea qualified for the Champions League by finishing third in the English top flight under the guidance of interim manager Rafael Benitez, who took over from Roberto Di Matteo in November to lead his side to UEFA Europa League victory.

Jose Mourinho

Barclays Premier League title 2004/05, 2005/06
FA Cup 2006/07
League Cup 2005, 2007

Premier League record: Won 120, Drew 25, Lost 10. Win percentage: 71%

http://chelseafc360.com/2013/06/02/premier-league-official-website-jose-mourinho-makes-chelsea-return/

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Everyone sabi talk for Nigeria until you make them in-charge of something
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Corruption is crime to humanity, so I wil not indulge in it...

ABUJA—FORMER Senate President, Ken Nnamani, yesterday, called on President Goodluck Jonathan to declare a state of emergency on corruption, if that will address the problem.

He also said if corruption, which is one of Nigeria’s major problems must be nipped in the bud, especially as it affected award of contracts, attention must be paid to Public Private Partnership, PPP.

Speaking when he appeared before the Senator Ayogu Eze-led Senate Committee on Works, Senator Nnamani noted that $8 trillion was currently what the private sector in the world was controlling, adding that it was only the private sector that ccould control corruption.

According to him, it is not business as usual in the private sector, as private investors monitor their businesses.

He added that First Bank Plc, a private sector driven organisation, had a balance sheet that was more than the nation’s budget.

Nnamani was at the Senate with other designated members of the governing board of the Infrastructure Concession and Regulatory Commission, ICRC. The former Senate President is the chairman of the board of ICRC.

The former Senate President, who told the senators that he was coming to the National Assembly for the first time since 2007, was, however, not asked any question by the senators, in line with the National Assembly’s procedures of asking former lawmakers to simply take a bow and go.

Earlier, Chairman of the Committee, Senator Ayogu Eze, PDP, Enugu, said it was not the intention of the Senate to allow Nnamani stay for more than two minutes, adding that the Senate was contemplating whether to invite him and take a bow.

He added that Nnamani was not summoned, but expected to have a handshake with the senators and take a bow.

Other members of the Board are Barrister Aminu Dikko; Mrs Comfort Ken Saro Wiwa; Engr. Janet Febisola Adeyemi; Mrs Yabawa Wabi; Musa Elayo and Barrister A.U. Kanu

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/05/nnamani-to-jonathan-declare-state-of-emergency-on-corruption/


Jose Mourinho will move to Chelsea on a four-year contract.

Mourinho's split from Real Madrid was confirmed this week.

The Daily Star says he will fly to London on June 2 – and sign a four-year contract at Chelsea worth £250,000 a week.

Mourinho will jet in the day after his final game in charge of Real Madrid to seal his mega deal.

That is a commitment of around £50m from owner Roman Abramovich for the second coming of The Special One

Source:
http://www.tribalfootball.com/articles/mourinho-agrees-4-year-250000-a-week-chelsea-deal-3959324

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Jose Mourinho will leave Real Madrid at the end of the season to return to Chelsea.
BILD says Mourinho has agreed to return to Stamford Bridge, where he enjoyed three years of success.
It's reported Blues owner Roman Abramovich has already secured a first "gift" for Mourinho - the signature of Atletico Madrid striker Radamel Falcao in a deal worth €60 million.
Mourinho will surely be well aware of the developments as he shares the same agent, Jorge Mendes, with the Colombian.
The report has been echoed in Marca and AS this morning.

http://www.tribalfootball.com/articles/real-madrid-coach-mourinho-agrees-chelsea-return-3947221

NUC shuts down 50 fake Universities…Says Parents beware !

 THE number of fake universities operating in the country has risen from 44 to 51, National Universities Commission (NUC) has alerted.

According to the weekly news bulletin of NUC, eight of the universities had been taken to court, while some are currently undergoing investigations.

The eight illegal universities, either in court or currently being investigated, according to the Executive Secretary Julius Okojie, are National University of Nigeria, Keffi, Nasarawa State; North Central University, Oturkpo, Benue State and Christ Alive Christian Seminary and University, Enugu State.

Others are Richmond Open University, Arochukwu, Abia State; West Coast University, Umuahia, Abia State; St. Clements University, Iyin Ekiti, Ekiti State; Volta University College, Aba, Abia State as well as illegal satellite campuses of Ambrose Ali University, Ekpoma, Edo State.

The list of the remaining illegal universities include, Christian of Charity American University, Science and Technology, Okpor Anambra State, University of Industry, Yaba, University of Applied Science and Management; Blacksmith University Awka, Volta University College, Royal University, Abakaliki, Atlanta University, Kogi, and Sunday Adokpela University, Oturkpo.

Others are United Christian University, Imo State, United Nigerian University College, Anambra, Samuel Ahmadu University, Benue, St Augustine University of Technology, Jos International, University, Kano and Lagos Columbus, Tiu International University, Pebbles University, London External Studies, Pilgrims University, Lobi Business School,Benue, West African Christian University, and Bolta University College, Aba.

Other fake university according to NUC include JBC Seminary Inc, Kaduna, Westland University, Kwara, EC Council University, Ikeja, Atlas University Akwa Ibom, Coocept College/University, Ilorin, Halifat Gateway University, Ikeja, Kingdom of Christ University, Abuja, Acada University, Oyo State, Fifom University Imo State, Houdegbe North American University, Atlantic International University, Okija, and Open International University, Akure.

Also identified among the illegal universities are Middle Belt University, Oturkpo, Leeway University, Ugheli, Metro University Bwari, Abuja, Southend University River State, Olympic University, Nsukka, Federal College of Complementary and Alternative Medicine Abuja, Temple University, Abuja, Irish University, Busi- ness School, London, Nigeria and National University Technology, Lafia, Nasarawa State.

The Executive Secretary of the Commission, Okojie, told The Moment that the universities were closed down for lack of minimum Academic Standards and the violation of Universities Act CAP E3, Law of the Federation of Nigeria 2004.

The NUC said the reason for going to court was to ensure the prosecution of the proprietors of these universities, adding that the public had been warned against patronising the institutions.

Okojie warned that no certificate received from any of these institutions would be recognised for either employment or otherwise.

‘We do not call them degree awarding institutions, we call them degree mills and we have been warning the public against patronising them because whoever does that does it at his or her own risk’, he said.

Okojie disclosed that the list was not exhaustive, adding that the proprietors of these illegal universities, had continued to operate underground, deceiving the ignorant citizens and collecting their hard earned money

[quote author=piano_girl]Bayelsa #3000 for those on land..#5000 for those across water.[/quote]Bayelsa pays 3K for those servin in da state capital, 4k for thos servin on land outside da state capittal and 5k for those acroSs

olaoluyincah: 24th is ma date, I guess I applied for customer service job aswell, odas pls wot did u applied for?

I applied 4 same n my date is 24th

Am goin to minna too frm ilorin, mine is 24th

frontroll: ....

Hi I saw 25th on my own exam slip am writing in minna too..

Am writing in minna on 24th by 10am

Biggyd2: Na wa o. After bashing Tunde Bakare publicly, they still use the same mouth to say that they can't fight for God in the matter. See

But “we are not going to fight for our God; we have left El-Rufai in the hands of God. Anybody who speaks ill of Jesus Christ does not go scot-free because the God in Heaven knows how to deal with him.”

From which side of their mouths are they speaking now? SMH for this group.

A typical Hausaman go call u wawa. You u dnt even knw d difference btw fighting for God or telling someone d truth...if dis statement were to be atributed to islam,wat do u tink wil hapen by now. Guy stop being sentimental

naptu2: Yes, @zeebook (the person that tweeted it) is a christian

Hahahaha..... Am laughing in igbo, now zeebook is a christian, do u knw him or is zeebook a biblical name? Naso if bokoharam bomb church dem go say na christian bomb am...some pple are tinking tru d anus

Agrika: Just wondering, had it been it was a christain that mades such remarks about mohammed publicly, i wonder what could have happened,.... Another oppurtunity to maim,kill and loot xtains in the north

Realy, christianity is d only true religion

Nawa oh....if dis statement is made on islam...na killin go start for kano and kaduna be dat,,,

Surely, I wil be in ECWA church maiduguri..

Surely, I wil be in ECWA church maidugur...i

okpara ugo: Gongola state

where is gongola state?.. Guy, he is from Nigeria state

adaifeoma: and who is d fool? d one dat is readind and commenting is d fool

Indeed, dis is ‘fools paradise‘

jeezybuck: Yes you just signed up with us, Shame on you fool

Once a fool always a fool....

Dis thread is all about fools

Yes it very possible bt u may like 1 mor dan d other....

CAN president is my mentor.....