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Link please!!! I wonder what people derive from evil worship. Ogun people are synonymous with all sorts of evil worship sha.

Yes, I work in a brewery. [b]I have an RCCG pastor working with m[/b]e. He doesn't touch alcohol but I do know he doesn't criticize until you take too much. Idiot. Na you holy pass.

Are you sure he's not a catholic or anglican pastor or an imam? Is RCCG aware that he works there? Deeper life will never allow that.

hey man,what are u saying
that Bible describes wine as 100% alcohol?
You must be out of your mind!!
and u work in a Brewery company?
Dont u know how it worked there?
where is it located in the Bible
so that I see 4 mah self?

When Jesus turned water into wine,
wasnt it consumed instantly?
Do u hear of any misbehaviour resulting
from drunkness after the marriage?

What Jesus gave was like Fruit juice,
5 Alive,Chivita and the likes.

What happened to Noah befire he caused Reuben?
He drank Alcohol.When wine stays opened4 days
it ferments.

Please wine is different from alcohol.

I am disappointed in You!!

I go die for laughter here. I thought this was a poem from brother Ayobase.

@Bold, food for thought!!!

Exactly, they only listen to the things they love to hear

i.e food and sex but anytime you wanna talk about shopping, they suddenly become deaf and dumb.

Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Don't mind the rapscallions.
The best thing you can do to punish me is to put me with a dude who doesn't talk and when I talk, he won't listen.
It's a freaking disaster. Those are the guys who punish me too well for my liking.
Tell them once that I don't like this. . . . . .and the goats continue to do the same thing over and over.
When you try to engage them in conversations, they just give you monosyllablic answers.
Arrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Just throw me in fire instead Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry better yet, just put me with a lifeless object. That will at least not talk about you talking too much.

Roflmao; You won't like my bruva.

Dude is mute!!!

[size=14pt]The Male Brain, Explained [/size]

By Laura Schaefer
Women have puzzled over it for years—why the heck do men do the things they do? Why do they profess their love for you one minute, then ignore you the next (say, when an Attila the Hun special turns up on TV)? Why can they not remember our birthdays? Let science explain some of these conundrums—and help you rev up your relationships!

Be patient with his memory
The hippocampus, where initial memories are formed, occupies a smaller percent of the male brain than the female brain. If on your first date he can't remember where you work, even though you told him all about it when you met, just remember that size matters … hippocampus size, that is. Don't take it personally. (Oh, and don't be surprised when, months down the line, he has no clue you've just changed your hair.)

Don't expect him to get hints
Have a crush on him? You may have to put it out there, because men aren't as skilled at women at reading subtle emotional cues. As Dr. Larry Cahill of the University of California at Irvine puts it, "We have been assuming that the ways in which emotions are organized in the brain are essentially similar in men and women," but they aren't. Parts of the limbic cortex, which is involved in emotional responses, are smaller in men than in women. Additionally, scientists at McMaster University have found that guys have a smaller density of neurons in areas of the temporal lobe that deal with language processing. That's why it's probably a good idea to tell him straight-up how you're feeling ("I'm kind of hurt that you forgot I hate sushi". Expecting him to infer from your hints could leave both of you scratching your heads.

Don't take conversation lulls personally
Fact is, guys in general just aren't as verbally adept as women are. Large parts of the cortex — the brain's outer layer that does a big part of recognizing and using subtle language cues — are thinner in men than they are in women. A study led by Dr. Godfrey Pearlson of Johns Hopkins University has shown that two areas in the frontal and temporal lobes that play an important role in language processing are significantly smaller in men. Using MRIs, the Johns Hopkins scientists measured gray matter volumes in several brain regions in 17 females and 43 males. Women had 23 percent more volume than men in the dorsolateral prefrontal cortex and 13 percent more volume than men in the superior temporal cortex. "Women," explains Dr. Cahill, "excel in being able to come up with appropriate words, given cues." Men — not so much. Don't expect him to chatter with you on dates with the skill of a girlfriend, and don't assume he's not interested in you if he occasionally lets the conversation lapse. Think of it this way: He's simply basking in moments of quiet companionship.

Appreciate his naturally upbeat nature
Does he seem to be "up" most of the time? It's not your imagination: Male brains produce 52 percent more serotonin (the chemical that influences mood) than female brains, according to a study done at McGill University. And studies show that fewer men than women suffer from depression. Guys may also have an easier time rolling with life's big stresses. If he tells you he recently lost his golden lab or suffered a job loss and doesn't get all teary, it doesn't mean he's heartless; rather, he has healthy stores of serotonin.

Don't expect his take on your relationship history to match yours
He may be incapable of seeing your shared past the way you do. Brain images have started to show that men and women use their brains in vastly different ways. For example, women use the left part of the amygdala — the part of the brain that creates emotional reactions to events — to put memories in order by emotional strength, meaning that something emotionally important to them (like a great first date a couple of months ago) will be ordered in front of what they ate for breakfast yesterday. Men, however, use the right part of the amygdala to put memories in order. Traditionally, the right hemisphere of the brain is associated with the central action of an event, while the left hemisphere is associated with finer details. Translation: You'll both remember your first date, but he might not remember the color of your sweater or the light rain that was falling that night. It doesn't mean he was checked out; it just means he's a guy.

Remember his brain is his largest sex organ
In males of several species including humans, the preoptic area of the hypothalamus is greater in volume, in cross-sectional area and in the number of cells. In men, this area is more than two times larger than in women, and it contains twice as many cells. And what, say you, does this have to do with the horizontal mambo? Plenty. This area of the hypothalamus is in charge of mating behavior.

This small structure connects to the pituitary gland, which releases sex hormones. So if your bf wants to get intimate all the time and you feel like Ms. Low Desire, remember: You're just experiencing normal, brain-based differences.






http://lifestyle.msn.com/relationships/articlematch.aspx?cp-documentid=8860750&GT1=32023

The truth is the North is heavily subsidised by the South. The North farewell in Nigeria only where there is lack of competition e.g The federal Civil service.


Hoiw many northerners are in the private sector? How many of them are flying nigerian colours abroad? I think the northern culture is their greatest undoing.

The north can survive without the south only if they decide to be more self reliant.

Currently the northerners are actually the cause of Nigeria's underdevelopment.

haba!!! Na lieoooo!!!!

dnt u know we all missed u

Except me, I don't miss womanizers.

Your birthday comes everyyr, if we miss it this time there's still next yr and the next and the next and the next but if you want your gift NOW then you can always wait for easter or christmas or new yr or aniversary or . . . the world cup happens only once in 4 years. Be understanding.

Cheapskate!!!!

To hell with their TUWO. Which rice? Na north dey produce rice? when? India supplies Nigeria with rice abeg.

Oh, they listen, they catch the things you don't want them to Tongue

Seriously, they often do listen, but they rarely store jibber jabber in their memories, but when it comes to your birthday, that coat you talked about is wrapped up, or that necklace you couldn't afford is boxed for you.

Have you also noticed that men suffer from SELECTIVE amnesia? They'll remember who scored the 2nd goal during the 1978 world cup finals but will find it difficult to remember your birthday. Why? If their memory is not retentive, how come they remember something that happened 20years ago? Men are fraudsters.

ms HIV me ass. . . . . If every guy that Polys get infected with the Virus then mankind woulda been erased since.
Have u heard of prophylactics

Prophylactics for HIV? How many people have the prophylactics?

Not when Veronica stays 3 streets away.

And ms HIV is also 3 streets away.

Those talks make y'all IRRITANTS. Grin Cheesy
I can't stand a woman that moans, gripes, whinges like a puppy deprived of breast-milk. Grin Cheesy
Keep it short and simple. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

Me too, I can't stand a man that moans,gripes or chase me around the house because he wants sex.

Neither are we robots who have to "listen" to all the gossip you have to say.

There's a big difference between a gossip and a conversation. You guys need to talk more so that we know when you are planning to abuse or kill us.

So you think we want to hear the events of the game you just finished watching?

Thank you.

Abeg deepzone ask that silly little thing

Naaa, she's a sweet heart.

Please if you are done farting, shot your pit toilet. Enough of your trash.

What's the point of going to the pit toilet just to fart?

Why not in her living room? Is that how you exhale?

5. "Sorry" Isn't His Only Way to Make Up

If sorry ain't their only way to make up, what else do they want? Some women get time sha.

Erhmmmm, would I be stabbing the women folk in their backs if I'm all those those things listed up there?

Do we have bella mafia here?

Why Do guys rarely listen? Could it be that their auditory gland is not functional 24/7 or what?

Guys, why is it difficult for you to exercise patience and listen? Do you know that communication will effectively enhance the bond between you and your woman?

Chics,
Do you agree with these "5 Talk-to-Him truths about men" below?:

1. Guys Crave Short and Sweet Compliments
2. Men Savor Silence
3. Dudes Don't Have to Hash Out All of Their Problems
4. Your Crying Can Freak Him Out
5. "Sorry" Isn't His Only Way to Make Up

http://lifestyle.msn.com/relationships/articlecosmo.aspx?cp-documentid=9206996&page=1

guy u dn lost oh! try to dey keep in touch!

True

Yorubas are fucking ugly.

Bad belle; Monkey no fine but im mama likam.

What if the fund raiser was a man, will EFCC be too quick to arrest him?

@olabowale,
When will you become a mosque elder?


question:

Do you also keep your mosque contributions to the eastern direction so that all of you will be monitoring it during prayers?

Therefore, where a christian should work will according to the leading of the Holy Spirit

The problem here is identifying the actual message from the holy spirit. many believers today that claim the spirit of discernment do so many ridiculous things in the name of the holy spirit. Cases of kids that have been abused, Benny Hinn's $4M, proliferation of churches, modern day born again christians treating fellow human beings like they are pariahs etc have all been blamed toward the tutelage of the holy spirit. The Jehovah's witness claim the holy spirit, the catholic, the pentecostal but the three can never agree when the bible made it categorically clear that one of the fruits of the spirit is agreement. Why do all these pastors disagree over church leadership and money even though all of them claim to be possessed by the holy spirit?

The responses on this post shows how much brainwashing has taken place in Nigeria through all this religious nonsense.

Gosh, am I saddened.


When many of you now come abroad, you won't mind taking on any job function (Mcdonalds worker, Home Health Aide, Janitor, curiousity didn't kill the cat but opportunity did. Such NONSENSE.@!!!! ).

But in your own countries you'll be criticizing what job will get you to heaven or not.

Everything in the world is evil, if your thinking makes it so.

How does working or not working at a brewery prevent someone else from not drinking ? Don't people have a choice to drink or not.

Its not like before brewweries we did not have OGOGORO.

I also don't know what this conversation has to do with SIN. my gosh, when did it become a sin to earn a living.


When I say banning religion is a solution to Nigeria's problem, some people will be saying that I'm yarning opats, anyways sha. ALL OF YOU KEEP DECIEVING YOURSELVES

Roflmao

Oil sweet Oil. Some people are never meant to enjoy it.

omG; Why did they let this guy escape from the zoo? The staff at the zoo should be fired for negligence.

Oh sorry I forgot you don't even know what an OXYMORON is.

He probably think you are calling him a [b]slowpoke [/b]that needs oxygen.