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Romance / Re: Are Dark Skin Ladies Going Extinct In Nigeria? by dejibimbo(m): 7:29am On Jan 01, 2014
NosoChic: While some ladies will argue that most men prefer lighter ladies........I am of the opinion that this is not good enough reason for bleaching.

Plus there are so many CHEAP bleaching creams in our market grin

We all just need to love the way we appear and try to keep a clean appearance whether fair or dark.

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lady bleaching because of men....*smh* what kind of mentality is dat, animals?....what happened to self esteem sef? Tho I've seen some show of low self esteem, but this too....dats far fetched.
Don't dey even think of years from now, would they be able to maintain a bleached body? And if they are not? Won't their said man who married "an oyinbo" hate them? They should try and think ahead now....
They should remember the days their forehead will start turning dark, and the face as a whole will be a disaster, they should remember, when the feet riots with the body to go back to their original colour, when the knee contrasts the other part of the body, the elbow becomes sore to the eye, the knuckles then sets in..... I shake my head in pity....#myFirstPostIn2014 acidtalk you are honoured

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Religion / Re: No Hell Fire By Pope Francis by dejibimbo(m): 11:02am On Dec 31, 2013
nkan igba ikeyin....smh
Phones / Re: MTN Customer Care Agents Are [Incompetent] (Complaints) by dejibimbo(m): 9:25am On Dec 31, 2013
I laff at times, you will call customer care to ask about a new product of theirs...they will be so ignorant of it, and dey can easily say this when you call them about something not working right..."Put your phone off and switch it back on" the problem remains, and you call again, another agent will tell you something different, "this problem would be resolved within 24 hours" don't be excited, nothing will happen....at the end they will say "thank you for choosing MTN, have a nice day" , I will be like "she ori eleyi pe sha", "is this one okay sha"....and we have those that are quite intelligent, then some are even out to sell MTN, they are "ready to provide you with cheats"

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Politics / Re: Recovered Flying Object In Ibadan Is A Toy - Police, SSS by dejibimbo(m): 12:37pm On Dec 30, 2013
*off topic* who has read about Amazon delivery drones....pple dey invent, pple dey create....
Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland 2013 Most Common Characters - Are You One? by dejibimbo(m): 5:28pm On Dec 27, 2013
lol...
*falls From tree*...
Thats another crew there...they fall from anything....
No one is even emphasizing this : 'grab your vaseline here' crew...the first time i saw it...lwkmd
Romance / Re: Why Do 'Nice' Ladies Get Dumped Easily by dejibimbo(m): 11:16pm On Dec 26, 2013
nairaland...land of the wise...dont form 'i sabi'....cos definately person go sabi pass you....lord reed u just got a following...
Romance / Re: Why Do 'Nice' Ladies Get Dumped Easily by dejibimbo(m): 5:14pm On Dec 26, 2013
Everybody just dey give FACTS...one even said, 'it will be an honor to hav talked to me directly, i'm that enlightened' *paraphrased*.....
Now this is the deal: *based on reasonable assumptions* we dont know the line between nice and crazy(dats one)...so we stick to the extremes(assuming it actuali obtains in the real world, with the nice gal not having a crazy trait, vise versa).....follow me closely....we now hav the 'nice' type of girls and and their 'crazy' counterpart, Right?.....NOW this is where the wahala lies, there are many variables that contributes to a girl becoming nice or becoming otherwise....culture is there, beliefs...etc. Now I want to assume the variable to be up to 50, (it definately is more than that) now combine this with 1BILLION(say) MARRY-ABLE and DATE-ABLE girls from all over the world...my mathematician friend should do dat combination for me, it should be in the order of trillions, and more....do u still want to state FACTS....u think you know? A fault in just one variable could make a nice gal have the best marriage, a fault in just one variable could also make a 'crazy' gal have the nicest guy 4 husband....
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My point summarized is this: 'you dont know, and u will never know Why the nicest girls gets dumped', oh u think its quite obvious? ...i date a very nice gal, and am not even looking to replace her, even planning to get settle with her, oya tell me why am doing that....i be abnormal guy abi?
Note: my nice gal is not boring, not monotonous, more adventurous than i am...*i know being adventurous is relative*

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Fashion / Re: The Issue Of Pairing Leggings With A Short Top by dejibimbo(m): 1:24pm On Dec 26, 2013
picture now it happend

Music/Radio / Re: Skelewu Is A Song Of Satanic Influence! There Is A Proof With The Recent Deaths! by dejibimbo(m): 2:10am On Dec 26, 2013
bobby.L:
Skelewu is satanic?
Yes.
Why? You cannot serve two masters. If it doesn't glorify God, and it makes people sin, it is obviously satanic.

BUT, are the deaths because of the song or necessarily proof of it being satanic? NO.

People don't have to die for you to say a song is devilish. Skelewu and a majority of popular music are satanic.
Watch and pray. God help us.
and in addition....to think sumthing is demonic is not 'nigerian mentality'....

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I heard a time ago that most of those that believe not in God have not for once read the bible to posses its knowledge, i mean reading the bible, not just scanning thru....
And i also heard from a wise man that, to posses knowledge of a thing, u must first believe it, so i say read the bible and dis believe it later, then come back and call urself pagan or atheist
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....to those who says God is a fairy tale, and to the pagan
Politics / Re: A Special Message From The Minister Of Works by dejibimbo(m): 9:16pm On Dec 25, 2013
this minister for works guy dey try in his own ways o....listen to him speak and u will like him for what he is doing....the guy is one of his kind....
Literature / Re: A Tale For Mac by dejibimbo(m): 3:31am On Dec 25, 2013
dopeJemi: why what
why wont he just allow the fixing....and hapily go home...he knew what consequences he would face...dont tell me he was too happy dat he wanted 2 get home to meet his pregnant wife, cos he knew he wont get home...
So 'why'?
Celebrities / Re: Is Dandison Strongface Nigeria'S Sexiest Male Celebrity? by dejibimbo(m): 9:35pm On Dec 24, 2013
Khalessi: Ok I see him with derenle... wink
what are u tryna say?
Literature / Re: A Tale For Mac by dejibimbo(m): 2:27pm On Dec 24, 2013
but why!
Music/Radio / Re: How Many Gospel Songs Do You Have On Your Phone? by dejibimbo(m): 6:11am On Dec 24, 2013
i've got more dan 500...i just pick one track and put it on repeat till the message sinks in

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Phones / Re: Reason Why The Etisalat Bis Didn't Work On Your Android Device by dejibimbo(m): 12:56am On Dec 22, 2013
etisalat do person strong tin o...well make i find bb user dash am 3gb...abi e no go work....my hard earned 1k plus 5h bb10 daily subscription plus 2h for new sim...etisalat no be so o, 1.7k na money o...*etisalat: 3072mb na data bundle o* smiley

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Jokes Etc / Re: Maths Riddle by dejibimbo(m): 3:10pm On Dec 19, 2013
my answer is stil 2100...the question is dosed with ambiguity....so u cant tell me exactly what is right or wrong...its all dependent on the interpretation u give it...we all know 2+3+2+5=12, thats clear nd nt ambigous...but the OP is based on perception nd interpretation...#myWORDS
Politics / Re: I Did Not Write Any Letter To My Father-iyabo Obasanjo by dejibimbo(m): 5:52am On Dec 19, 2013
babaolofin: Dear All, only fools will believe such letter emanates from Iyabo. The only thing I noticed from Iyabo reaction to the letter is the mentioning of the Ijaw Woman's character. With the little career I have in the non civilian life and my present civilian life and my interactions with various tribal groups in Nigeria and beyond, an average Ijaw woman has a good strength of character and that reflects in their children (male & female). Yorubas also have a very good strength of character.

I have sympathy for Jonathan. IBB, Abdulsalami, Buhari, Gowon and other past leaders, radicals and statesmen are watching events. Those (group or tribe) whom Jonathan considers as the strength or pillar of his government are very weak and they may not know the strength of what they are doing or they have soon forgotten history. Abati and Doyin Okupe have a duty to resign from this government for this kind of fake letter designed to destroy the reputation built over the years even at the point of death. Fortunately, Dr. Okupe and I are from the same Ijebu Remo division of Ogun State. The late Chief Okupe, the founder of the first private bank in Nigeria, as I was told by my grand father was a man of principle and character. I have come to develop interest in Abati during his days in Patito's gang - a TV program founded by an intellectual - Dr. Pat Utomi. Both Abati and Okupe should know from Yoruba tradition that a daughter cannot write such letter to her father particularly a loving daughter and the closest child to her father. Even as student, Iyabo has represented her father on many occasions. She has good education both locally and abroad, she was made a commissioner in my state (Ogun) on the influence of her father, later, she was given a senatorial seat in the same state out of the influence of her daddy. Ogun State, an elite state of men of no easy means both financially and educationally, getting an appointment at a young age must have been under the influence and support of men that have paid their dues.

A daughter that has benefited from his father and also suffered for his father cannot write such letter. It is not in our character. Remember how she was humiliated because of =N=10M assistance her committee received as the chairman, senate committee of health. House of Rep and Senate returned the Money, the minister of health, Prof. Adenike Grange (Yoruba) was humiliated out of office despite her long contribution to the development of health sector in Nigeria. Obasanjo Relieved Mrs. Bolaji Osomo of her Ministerial job as the Minister of Housing without any querry for non transparent sales of government houses in Lagos to some Top PDP members. She wept, Prof Grange also wept. I remember, how Bola Onagoruwa was sacked from BPE for committing no offence. No DG of BPE can approve or recommend the sale of any government share in any corporation in Nigeria, except if I don't understand the politics again from Military to the present civilian regime. House recommendation on SEC remains because she was not from South West.

The bullet proof cars and deals of oil theft are there for people to see. Nobody can do anything. It is their turn to loot the wealth of the Nation. I wish them well.

To those feeble minded Nigerians on Nairaland commenting on political matters they know nothing or very little about, I wish them well. They are not Ijaws. They are from a particular section of the country.

The fabricated open letter from Iyabo, can never be the work of Abati or Okupe, rather from propaganda experts. They work very well during Abacha regime. They are experts 419 and drug barons. The author of the letter should be investigated.
is this OBJ?
Jokes Etc / Re: Maths Riddle by dejibimbo(m): 5:43am On Dec 19, 2013
Take 1000, (-1000) add 1000 (=0), 40+30+20+10=100....
'Another 1000?' what shud i do with it?
Standing answer =100, then add the last two 1000....final answer = 2100....#datsMyOwnAnswer

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Politics / Re: I Did Not Write Any Letter To My Father-iyabo Obasanjo by dejibimbo(m): 5:40pm On Dec 18, 2013
What if iyabo didnt write this letter, and she came out and clarified not to have written it...what if iyabo wrote the letter, and still denied it all by herself....what if she didnt write d letter, nd it was nt she dat denied it (what if the same originator of the said 'letter to my dad' was the one dat designed a denial), in psycology, it is a trick called 'the backfire effect' where u make a claim, then come out to deny the claim, thereby making ur claims more solid in ur audience mind...the ochestrators of this letter/denial may just knw about this backfire effect...this would be a perfect strategy to dislodge OBJ's credibility to write to tackle GEJ's administration...the funi thing about this psycological effect is that, no amount of evidence, disclaim would erase ''iyabo's letter to obj'' from the minds of those who saw it, even the more evidence you provide against it, the more nigerians would believe it....#justMyTOTs

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Education / Re: ASUU Yet To Call Off Strike!!! by dejibimbo(m): 10:54pm On Dec 16, 2013
PAGAN 9JA:


Hes a man and Im a man.

so are you implying that hes a gay?

Is jesus a gay jew?
oga go park well jor, u be pagan so we don hear...no point stressing the fact....or mayb ur nt so sure of ur paganism

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Education / Re: ASUU Yet To Call Off Strike!!! by dejibimbo(m): 10:50pm On Dec 16, 2013
prinzfavian: The strike has been called off,somany tv stations has confirmed it.
abeg any1 u talk...if dem call am off we go hear am...it wont be an 'hear-say', 'i saw it on dat news channel', ur school will publish a resumption date....so keep calm, no need to rush...
Education / Re: ASUU Yet To Call Off Strike!!! by dejibimbo(m): 10:47pm On Dec 16, 2013
abeg anyhow e wan be....dem call am of, dem call am on, dem declare total war on fg...na dem knw o...make dem no tell me say skl resume this year na hin b my own....
Education / Re: ASUU Calls Off Strike by dejibimbo(m): 3:16pm On Dec 16, 2013
strike over...i don hear...nansense
Celebrities / Re: An Old Picture Of Funke Akindele, Iyabo Ojo & Doris Simeon by dejibimbo(m): 6:35am On Dec 16, 2013
nutty_hnic: Africans are just plain du..mb.

What the hell is back when I was broke?

There are tonnes of people out there who don't have as much money as funke yet look better and live a healthier life than her divorced self.


Spend your time doing what you love and have something to live for, not just money.

Have a conviction, a standard! That guides you. Do what is right. And have faith that doing what is right is what's gonna make you a better person.

Most of you folks screaming you must make money are already rich but the greed in you will never let you see it's physical manifestation.


We all need to undergo psychological revival.
was about unfollowing this thread...wen i saw the reply in quote....nigerians will find that so hard to understand....i just tot of my sef...i'm rich but i didnt know...
Education / Re: ASUU/NEC Meets Today In Minna. by dejibimbo(m): 9:49pm On Dec 15, 2013
anytin ASUU use to generate trafic b4 o....e b lyk say pple no send again...*smh* *unfolosTred*
Romance / Re: Do Nigerian Boyfriends Still Do Free Midnight Calls? by dejibimbo(m): 7:40am On Dec 14, 2013
yes...some guys still do it
no...some guys stopped doing it

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Celebrities / Re: An Old Picture Of Funke Akindele, Iyabo Ojo & Doris Simeon by dejibimbo(m): 5:33am On Dec 13, 2013
'i need to know' days....funke akindele fine scatter dat year men...if that series is re-run on tv...i go watch am...
Culture / Re: What's The Meaning Of ''Emi Nado'' & From Which Language? by dejibimbo(m): 4:46am On Dec 05, 2013
charm worn by wrestlers abi....*iYAwn* tell me sumfin else...dem gat no clue what dey (tiwa n collins) are saying...well d yoruba meaning fits into it more...
Fashion / Re: Uti Nwachukwu In A Jalabia At Kinabuti Fashion Show (Picture) by dejibimbo(m): 6:40pm On Dec 04, 2013
nerodenero: Which yellow-garment church this dude dey attend?
the guy don start hin own o...fashion? *iSNEEZ*
Education / Re: Uniben Pulls Out Of ASUU Strike by dejibimbo(m): 4:27am On Dec 04, 2013
na everybody dey get news source now...even those wey no sabi read-comprehend, talkless of comprehend and make informed prediction of what will happen...*unfollows thread* i bin get oshodin numba dat year now...*grabs fone* c u all latr....
Education / Re: Uniben Pulls Out Of ASUU Strike by dejibimbo(m): 4:26pm On Dec 03, 2013
Uyi Iredia: So my sister will be moving out soon.
bros gimme her digits now....make we dey go nite class 2geda....i'm a very good boy o
Education / Re: Uniben Pulls Out Of ASUU Strike by dejibimbo(m): 4:23pm On Dec 03, 2013
oya make una show una face...*taking note*

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