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Romance / Re: Are Dark Skin Ladies Going Extinct In Nigeria? by dejibimbo(m): 7:29am On Jan 01, 2014 |
NosoChic: While some ladies will argue that most men prefer lighter ladies........I am of the opinion that this is not good enough reason for bleaching.lady bleaching because of men....*smh* what kind of mentality is dat, animals?....what happened to self esteem sef? Tho I've seen some show of low self esteem, but this too....dats far fetched. Don't dey even think of years from now, would they be able to maintain a bleached body? And if they are not? Won't their said man who married "an oyinbo" hate them? They should try and think ahead now.... They should remember the days their forehead will start turning dark, and the face as a whole will be a disaster, they should remember, when the feet riots with the body to go back to their original colour, when the knee contrasts the other part of the body, the elbow becomes sore to the eye, the knuckles then sets in..... I shake my head in pity....#myFirstPostIn2014 acidtalk you are honoured 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: No Hell Fire By Pope Francis by dejibimbo(m): 11:02am On Dec 31, 2013 |
nkan igba ikeyin....smh |
Phones / Re: MTN Customer Care Agents Are [Incompetent] (Complaints) by dejibimbo(m): 9:25am On Dec 31, 2013 |
I laff at times, you will call customer care to ask about a new product of theirs...they will be so ignorant of it, and dey can easily say this when you call them about something not working right..."Put your phone off and switch it back on" the problem remains, and you call again, another agent will tell you something different, "this problem would be resolved within 24 hours" don't be excited, nothing will happen....at the end they will say "thank you for choosing MTN, have a nice day" , I will be like "she ori eleyi pe sha", "is this one okay sha"....and we have those that are quite intelligent, then some are even out to sell MTN, they are "ready to provide you with cheats" 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Recovered Flying Object In Ibadan Is A Toy - Police, SSS by dejibimbo(m): 12:37pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
*off topic* who has read about Amazon delivery drones....pple dey invent, pple dey create.... |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland 2013 Most Common Characters - Are You One? by dejibimbo(m): 5:28pm On Dec 27, 2013 |
lol... *falls From tree*... Thats another crew there...they fall from anything.... No one is even emphasizing this : 'grab your vaseline here' crew...the first time i saw it...lwkmd |
Romance / Re: Why Do 'Nice' Ladies Get Dumped Easily by dejibimbo(m): 11:16pm On Dec 26, 2013 |
nairaland...land of the wise...dont form 'i sabi'....cos definately person go sabi pass you....lord reed u just got a following... |
Romance / Re: Why Do 'Nice' Ladies Get Dumped Easily by dejibimbo(m): 5:14pm On Dec 26, 2013 |
Everybody just dey give FACTS...one even said, 'it will be an honor to hav talked to me directly, i'm that enlightened' *paraphrased*..... Now this is the deal: *based on reasonable assumptions* we dont know the line between nice and crazy(dats one)...so we stick to the extremes(assuming it actuali obtains in the real world, with the nice gal not having a crazy trait, vise versa).....follow me closely....we now hav the 'nice' type of girls and and their 'crazy' counterpart, Right?.....NOW this is where the wahala lies, there are many variables that contributes to a girl becoming nice or becoming otherwise....culture is there, beliefs...etc. Now I want to assume the variable to be up to 50, (it definately is more than that) now combine this with 1BILLION(say) MARRY-ABLE and DATE-ABLE girls from all over the world...my mathematician friend should do dat combination for me, it should be in the order of trillions, and more....do u still want to state FACTS....u think you know? A fault in just one variable could make a nice gal have the best marriage, a fault in just one variable could also make a 'crazy' gal have the nicest guy 4 husband.... . . . My point summarized is this: 'you dont know, and u will never know Why the nicest girls gets dumped', oh u think its quite obvious? ...i date a very nice gal, and am not even looking to replace her, even planning to get settle with her, oya tell me why am doing that....i be abnormal guy abi? Note: my nice gal is not boring, not monotonous, more adventurous than i am...*i know being adventurous is relative* 4 Likes |
Fashion / Re: The Issue Of Pairing Leggings With A Short Top by dejibimbo(m): 1:24pm On Dec 26, 2013 |
picture now it happend
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Music/Radio / Re: Skelewu Is A Song Of Satanic Influence! There Is A Proof With The Recent Deaths! by dejibimbo(m): 2:10am On Dec 26, 2013 |
bobby.L:and in addition....to think sumthing is demonic is not 'nigerian mentality'.... . I heard a time ago that most of those that believe not in God have not for once read the bible to posses its knowledge, i mean reading the bible, not just scanning thru.... And i also heard from a wise man that, to posses knowledge of a thing, u must first believe it, so i say read the bible and dis believe it later, then come back and call urself pagan or atheist . ....to those who says God is a fairy tale, and to the pagan |
Politics / Re: A Special Message From The Minister Of Works by dejibimbo(m): 9:16pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
this minister for works guy dey try in his own ways o....listen to him speak and u will like him for what he is doing....the guy is one of his kind.... |
Literature / Re: A Tale For Mac by dejibimbo(m): 3:31am On Dec 25, 2013 |
dopeJemi: why whatwhy wont he just allow the fixing....and hapily go home...he knew what consequences he would face...dont tell me he was too happy dat he wanted 2 get home to meet his pregnant wife, cos he knew he wont get home... So 'why'? |
Celebrities / Re: Is Dandison Strongface Nigeria'S Sexiest Male Celebrity? by dejibimbo(m): 9:35pm On Dec 24, 2013 |
Khalessi: Ok I see him with derenle...what are u tryna say? |
Literature / Re: A Tale For Mac by dejibimbo(m): 2:27pm On Dec 24, 2013 |
but why! |
Music/Radio / Re: How Many Gospel Songs Do You Have On Your Phone? by dejibimbo(m): 6:11am On Dec 24, 2013 |
i've got more dan 500...i just pick one track and put it on repeat till the message sinks in 1 Like |
Phones / Re: Reason Why The Etisalat Bis Didn't Work On Your Android Device by dejibimbo(m): 12:56am On Dec 22, 2013 |
etisalat do person strong tin o...well make i find bb user dash am 3gb...abi e no go work....my hard earned 1k plus 5h bb10 daily subscription plus 2h for new sim...etisalat no be so o, 1.7k na money o...*etisalat: 3072mb na data bundle o* 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Maths Riddle by dejibimbo(m): 3:10pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
my answer is stil 2100...the question is dosed with ambiguity....so u cant tell me exactly what is right or wrong...its all dependent on the interpretation u give it...we all know 2+3+2+5=12, thats clear nd nt ambigous...but the OP is based on perception nd interpretation...#myWORDS |
Politics / Re: I Did Not Write Any Letter To My Father-iyabo Obasanjo by dejibimbo(m): 5:52am On Dec 19, 2013 |
babaolofin: Dear All, only fools will believe such letter emanates from Iyabo. The only thing I noticed from Iyabo reaction to the letter is the mentioning of the Ijaw Woman's character. With the little career I have in the non civilian life and my present civilian life and my interactions with various tribal groups in Nigeria and beyond, an average Ijaw woman has a good strength of character and that reflects in their children (male & female). Yorubas also have a very good strength of character.is this OBJ? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Maths Riddle by dejibimbo(m): 5:43am On Dec 19, 2013 |
Take 1000, (-1000) add 1000 (=0), 40+30+20+10=100.... 'Another 1000?' what shud i do with it? Standing answer =100, then add the last two 1000....final answer = 2100....#datsMyOwnAnswer 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: I Did Not Write Any Letter To My Father-iyabo Obasanjo by dejibimbo(m): 5:40pm On Dec 18, 2013 |
What if iyabo didnt write this letter, and she came out and clarified not to have written it...what if iyabo wrote the letter, and still denied it all by herself....what if she didnt write d letter, nd it was nt she dat denied it (what if the same originator of the said 'letter to my dad' was the one dat designed a denial), in psycology, it is a trick called 'the backfire effect' where u make a claim, then come out to deny the claim, thereby making ur claims more solid in ur audience mind...the ochestrators of this letter/denial may just knw about this backfire effect...this would be a perfect strategy to dislodge OBJ's credibility to write to tackle GEJ's administration...the funi thing about this psycological effect is that, no amount of evidence, disclaim would erase ''iyabo's letter to obj'' from the minds of those who saw it, even the more evidence you provide against it, the more nigerians would believe it....#justMyTOTs 1 Like |
Education / Re: ASUU Yet To Call Off Strike!!! by dejibimbo(m): 10:54pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
PAGAN 9JA:oga go park well jor, u be pagan so we don hear...no point stressing the fact....or mayb ur nt so sure of ur paganism 1 Like |
Education / Re: ASUU Yet To Call Off Strike!!! by dejibimbo(m): 10:50pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
prinzfavian: The strike has been called off,somany tv stations has confirmed it.abeg any1 u talk...if dem call am off we go hear am...it wont be an 'hear-say', 'i saw it on dat news channel', ur school will publish a resumption date....so keep calm, no need to rush... |
Education / Re: ASUU Yet To Call Off Strike!!! by dejibimbo(m): 10:47pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
abeg anyhow e wan be....dem call am of, dem call am on, dem declare total war on fg...na dem knw o...make dem no tell me say skl resume this year na hin b my own.... |
Education / Re: ASUU Calls Off Strike by dejibimbo(m): 3:16pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
strike over...i don hear...nansense |
Celebrities / Re: An Old Picture Of Funke Akindele, Iyabo Ojo & Doris Simeon by dejibimbo(m): 6:35am On Dec 16, 2013 |
nutty_hnic: Africans are just plain du..mb.was about unfollowing this thread...wen i saw the reply in quote....nigerians will find that so hard to understand....i just tot of my sef...i'm rich but i didnt know... |
Education / Re: ASUU/NEC Meets Today In Minna. by dejibimbo(m): 9:49pm On Dec 15, 2013 |
anytin ASUU use to generate trafic b4 o....e b lyk say pple no send again...*smh* *unfolosTred* |
Romance / Re: Do Nigerian Boyfriends Still Do Free Midnight Calls? by dejibimbo(m): 7:40am On Dec 14, 2013 |
yes...some guys still do it no...some guys stopped doing it 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: An Old Picture Of Funke Akindele, Iyabo Ojo & Doris Simeon by dejibimbo(m): 5:33am On Dec 13, 2013 |
'i need to know' days....funke akindele fine scatter dat year men...if that series is re-run on tv...i go watch am... |
Culture / Re: What's The Meaning Of ''Emi Nado'' & From Which Language? by dejibimbo(m): 4:46am On Dec 05, 2013 |
charm worn by wrestlers abi....*iYAwn* tell me sumfin else...dem gat no clue what dey (tiwa n collins) are saying...well d yoruba meaning fits into it more... |
Fashion / Re: Uti Nwachukwu In A Jalabia At Kinabuti Fashion Show (Picture) by dejibimbo(m): 6:40pm On Dec 04, 2013 |
nerodenero: Which yellow-garment church this dude dey attend?the guy don start hin own o...fashion? *iSNEEZ* |
Education / Re: Uniben Pulls Out Of ASUU Strike by dejibimbo(m): 4:27am On Dec 04, 2013 |
na everybody dey get news source now...even those wey no sabi read-comprehend, talkless of comprehend and make informed prediction of what will happen...*unfollows thread* i bin get oshodin numba dat year now...*grabs fone* c u all latr.... |
Education / Re: Uniben Pulls Out Of ASUU Strike by dejibimbo(m): 4:26pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
Uyi Iredia: So my sister will be moving out soon.bros gimme her digits now....make we dey go nite class 2geda....i'm a very good boy o |
Education / Re: Uniben Pulls Out Of ASUU Strike by dejibimbo(m): 4:23pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
oya make una show una face...*taking note* |
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