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Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 7:45am On Jan 14, 2015

Pseermuhel:
i dey look for room mate o 100level or 200 level......female (whatsapp 0813 705 7693)

oga. . u be male looking for female room mate . . . . . chei!! brotherly,fine fine babes dey futa na . . u fall my hand big time

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 7:40am On Jan 14, 2015

Owlumeday:
it wont save cos u diidnt fill in ur exam no nd exam year. Press ctrl and d minus key d page wud zoom out.

mr chairman,i never zoom like that o(probly d mozilla firefox of the cafe is too old. . . All i dad was :CONTROL KEY+THE BOTTON OF THE UP&DOWN BOTTON ON THE MOUSE. . . . ANYWAYS I DON PRINT MY BIO DATA,NA TO PAY REMAIN. ABEG,U PPLE SHOULD UPDATE ME HOW CAMPUS/ORIENTATION DEY GO O. . . OGA BLESHH,I SITE U

aunty horlareh,coolu dawn na. . I dy come any time. . After all,i been wan go coaching for 3 fellowship(no mind me,i no send dem ni. .lol)

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 2:23pm On Jan 13, 2015

JAMB is fcckin wit me right now. i bought a scratch card,tried opening the page.only to tell me i have exceeded the the times i can use the card,and buy another card. i dy vex,i swear. @ segun,what d'u mean?

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 1:31pm On Jan 13, 2015

ahem@anybody. . me,as i was doin my online reg,i got to the academic form,i clicked save&continue,bt notin happenefd/ wetin suppose display. . 1hr don waste o

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 1:22pm On Jan 13, 2015

bleshh. . . if my clothes throw away ehn,una don. . . . . . be back soon

Science/Technology › Re: Interesting And Fun Facts About Apes by Dekatron(m): 4:53am On Jan 13, 2015

thumbs up,op . . its very.educative. . . . . chiimps,smart smaller humans. lol

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 2:47pm On Jan 12, 2015

Owlumeday:
na God knw as dat blesh go look like sef. Hope say he no get yawa shaa.

the guy na fine boy o. . . . . . and very nice. the place is very nice

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 4:51am On Jan 12, 2015

Dayzzy:
I don tell my pop, he talk say whether true or not, I shld commot his house 2mao

I don dey pack my load impromptu

I won buy sm clothes 2mao b4, plan don fail nw

I dey wait for delivery of my new pone on wed, plan don fail nw

I won go sign d remaining 3 affidavit for court 2mao, plan don fail nw

I won take free passport photographs 2mao b4, plan don fail nw

d two advantages wey dey involved be
-I won buy smting frm my frnd 2mao bt my money no reach, so I no won buy again bt tank God say I dey commot 2mao, I don see excuse wey I go give
-malle don dey put pressure on me say I must barb my hair b4 I leave for school on wed bt since na quick-quick leave I won do 2mao, I sure say she go forget

HIPPIE! !!!!

AK city, I dey kum 2mao wit my 20 congos of 'Garri oyo'

hahahahahaha . . .mehn,me nko. infact na #4000 my p-man gimme say mk i sha go and submit the acceptance for or wat ever. . i no gt shoe,inside am,i use #1000 buy shoe,gave #200 to a man in need

just woke up sha. . mk i go wear my old clothe(poverty na idi.ot na)

bleshh dy tk care of me sha and na nice place him get

abeg,share ur garri reach my side o

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 7:57pm On Jan 11, 2015

Highkey:
why the nervousness?

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 6:41pm On Jan 11, 2015

nw@owena. . am nervous like am gettin married

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 6:05pm On Jan 11, 2015

Owlumeday:
i love speed= u love death. Speed kills

tah . . . .all i knw is I LOVE SPEED and i hate football,bt my best sport is FORMULAR1 and SKATING.. .NW AT ILESA. .

YARO RMX PLAYING!!!!

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 4:54pm On Jan 11, 2015

Bleshh:
OK BOSS!!!

Safe Journey!!!

my padi of life,thank u jare. . . abeg incase any one see me. . . i put on black trouser and butter color polo neck vest and addidas rubber sliperz/palm. . carry brown bag. . i no get dress sense i.

i dy luk time for dz driver-my #500 digiwatch. . #i love speed

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 4:24pm On Jan 11, 2015

Bleshh:
I SWEAR I GO MURK UR ÅSS WHEN I SEE YOU THIS NIGGÅ

abeg, all na wash ooo!!

DEKATRON BABA!!!

Iwo road for IB?

when u r coming pls buy FILM wey we go watch, light dey!!

yes o. . alas!!! i just boarded vehichle@ a whooping price of #1000 and four people on a seat. . ahh no fit buy film o. . i budgeted #800 for transp . if i buy am,una go _______. . what title of film self??

i'm already abt movin. . if can gt it@FUTA gate,i MAY buy it

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 3:53pm On Jan 11, 2015

Bleshh:
see ur big head like the tyre of JULIUS BERGER trailer!!

i don call ds numba, its switched off na

lol funny you . . i dy charge ni

spoke with the boss,his voice sexy die. choi!! i dy envy dat voice. . nw@ iwo road

choi,na me open dz page sha

dancin ALINGO+SHOKI

Ministry z moving forward.

#GEJ is working!!!!! lol

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 1:51pm On Jan 11, 2015

Bleshh:
My neighbours advise say make i follow dem go AGAPE along FUTA road....

omo, dem pick me out as first timer, i just dey look like Big Mumu!!!

them even gimme can-drink(mayb Fanta, i neva open am yet) inside customised church-Bag to take away

The cloth wey i con wear na New Shirt(packing shirt) buh i forgot to Iron it, d tin come dey Rumpled up!! LMAOOO

all ds yeye girls just dey look me...

FÜCK IT JARE... IYALAYA GBOGBO YIN...

i no send

The CHurcH dey Döpe tho
••••••am still there sha•••••••

nw thats wat an talking about. . .BLESHH,i need ur number nowww

this is mine: 08139078969,i dy wait o

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 12:37pm On Jan 11, 2015

holareh:
@ dekatron me no fyn nat to talk of set sef.. I no lie oo

lol,funny u. . . . was kidding/ serious too

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 8:43am On Jan 11, 2015

Bleshh:
Dekatron, yaff mad o

kai mah no talk. i dy workers meetin@church. . the money for last week no balance self. . . temptation dy dz USHERING O. I case my rest till 11:30am. .

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 8:23am On Jan 11, 2015

Owlumeday:
guy u beta hold moni wella nd carry along ur daily needs and other stuffs. Goin back home wont be soo easy

na greek una dy yarn. . . .THE MAN ONE GIVE ME LIKE #4000(want to buy #1200 shoe out of it o. e no concern him). and wl send d remaining to an acct(i neva activate my GTB acct self and i have d ATM CARD). so,BLESHH go helep me out by me usin his acct(wen we meet sha). abi?? so any help u can,pls render o. .

BLESHH-08139078969 is reachable . . . i dy wait

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 8:17am On Jan 11, 2015

Bleshh:
" ......should be submitted on or before Monday"

how does that sound to you, sir?

Pls, yu berra dont joke with FUTA o

agba man. . .sheybi na to just submitt or hidden process dey??

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 8:11am On Jan 11, 2015

Bleshh:
Hahaha...

i'll call u, all ba whyning!!!

na iPhone 6+ u go dey use like ds nau

walahi,i dy laff,olokada cme dy luk me like im dy cray. .LWKM!!!! u wl borrow me ur iPhone na. .mehn!!!! hope u don enter ur birtday suit/clothe go church

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 8:06am On Jan 11, 2015

Bleshh:
^^^^^^^^^^^

EVERY NL FUTA FRESHER SHOULD BE DOING THIS

thats how we roll

Well, u fit come hang out with me wen u don reach Akure, na only me dey ds apartment and its so boring

d MAAZI himself don talk. . . i'm movin today. . only few clothes and very very small money. . .

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 5:43am On Jan 11, 2015

Horluwahighdee:
hahaha... & u wanna deny her b4. Go gt it 4rm ur sec skul propreitor or principal,or go to ur church pastor,or maybe 4rm d chairman of ur community ,,,

lol . bt them say na typed one with letter head. . .the person go type am,come sign am join?? ko ye mi.o. .

thank God say na only 3 clothes i gt and i don pack am. . . TIME TO AWAKEN OUR HURSTLE SPIRIT. LOL

Bt dem say dem dy sell attestation lettrr for sch?? hw true?

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 5:07am On Jan 11, 2015

Horluwahighdee:
na u sabi o brodalee u b case wey dem dey take 2 court!!! lolz.

funny you. . . . and she is my last hope o. . e be like say fellpowship fit help me(i need attestation letter too o. . e don red for guy man o). .how do i do it??

Romance › Re: Ladies Wats Your Opinion On This by Dekatron(m): 12:06am On Jan 11, 2015

oga bleshh,u fall my hand o. . . @ Op, if it were to be.me.o, i go just laff wicked laff come tell am say: MY SISTER,let me pray about it. . join me in 3 days dry fast,i'll reply wat God.says then. / / immediately,my goons go.hear. . . . REMAINING NA ACTION FILM,eh ni woo tan(u wnt finish am). i case my rest

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 11:59pm On Jan 10, 2015

Like play like play,count doen from 60+ days don finish. . .

First of all,i go miss that head usher wey always dey disturb me,join USHER,wey fimipa infront one 'oloju fanta,elese coke' babe on new year eve. . Wey dey always buy/give me gaari after service

i go miss that girl wey always want mk i take am PHYSICS at nite(I UGLY O,NO B FINE BOY).Her father go CASTRATE me ni if i toshh ha(na so i tk free am o),he be CHRONIC MUSLIM(NO INSULTS)

I go miss IYA SHAKÍ(a town),wey always gv me #60 bread to chop wit d NOODLES IYA ODÚN GIF ME.

I go miss my FINE LOCAL DOG(MIRANDA).She do eye service die. . Wen u pick up stone to chase goats away,him go run chase dem,wen u go him go dy look

i go miss THAT WOMAN WEY DY ALWAYS FEED ME SHOPRITE BREAD WITH BEANS AND COLD WATER. THAT WOMAN WEY GO DEY DO IYANGA WEN HER HUSBAND REACH HOME. THE WOMAN WEY GO DY LOOK U DY LAFF WEN U DO RONG. THAT WOMAN WEY LIKE WHEAT AND EJA KOTÉ DIE.THE WOMAN WEY LIGHT WELLA,ME COME DUDU. . .I'LL MISS MY MOM!!!!

THAT MAN WEY GO DY FORM VOLTRON. . WEY GO DY TELL ME STORY HOW HIM HURSTLE TO BECOME WAT HE BECAME(DAT ONE CONCERN ME??). THAT MAN WEY LIKE DOVE TV DIE(THE STATION TOOOOOOOOO BORING,AND SETANTA AFRICA). . THE MAN WEY NEVA GIVE U MONEY TO DO HAIR PASS #100. . MAN WEY WAN FOLLOW ME COME SEE MY H.O.D(THE MAN SELF. . ). THE MAN WEY BOTH HIM AND HIM WIFEY DEY USE D SAME GLASSES. .THE MAN WEY FIT BUDGET PASS OKONJO. . . I WL MISS MY DAD!!!!

That boy for church weythink i be hum mate. Wen i come back,him go fear. .

That boy wey we dy run packaging together. Him mouth sweet die. . I go miss my baddest goon : TIMATINS

I GO MISS PEOPLE CHAI!!!

Seydam,jdrake,BLESHH(I NEVA UNDASTAND D GUY,HIM B MATTER AND ANTI-MATTER OF HIMSELF),Philips and dayzzz(our rich boiz)owlumeday. . .i go meet una,and if una FIMIPA wen u all see me,i go swear for u with my IWO MAALU. Divsy,holareh and bettygirl,et al. If dem born u well, make UNA NO SET,WALAHI,KASALA GO BURST.AND FINE TOO O. .IF una like,go use all d MARY KAYS(foundation,lol).

Doyin-i for don woo u tey tey for sch,d@ tym'i dy mad,U GO HEAR AM. Peace,this time i go show u say na MR ONIGBINDE BORN ME. Simbi-No worry,my parol for UTME GO RESUME,FASTER. . . Ronke,God bless ur soul. .

(all na joke,bt real names)

Happy resumption!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 11:06pm On Jan 10, 2015

Horluwahighdee:
no b lust u call am sori is it luv? and so shey na ur papa nd mama dat taught u aw 2 woo ni? 'winks'

brotherly,y u wan tk spoil my parol na?? u dey beef the STAR BOY(omo irawo)?? okay,wen did i talk am say I LOFF AM??

sheybi u be MTN USER,dem go subsidize the HEARING AID DEM DY GIVE OUT @ MTN FOUNDATION FOR UNA!! lol. kiddin though

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 10:58pm On Jan 10, 2015

Bleshh:
I no fit drop my numba here... Last time i did that Diff set of people kept on buggin' me!!

U fit add me on BBM (if u want my pin, ask in ur next quote) or better still, drop ur numba, ama call u up!!

make i go thief smart phone? lemme break it down- me phone got spoilt,gave it out. . . .i dnt have,and d symbian my bro dash me(uses BB and TECNO G9),one petty thief came and stole it from the window-my room and my parents rooms were affected. stile my dad's phone him dy charge for him room o,and used stick to carry MOM's bag. took the monies and dropped it nearby. my batteries that are bad, he dropped them around. na one asha 311 i dy use.. . inshort, i no dy BBM. .

MY NUMBER:09038586282

gonna drop the reachable one-nt mine( i too dy borroe,na my great grand pa i resemble) lol

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 9:10pm On Jan 10, 2015

Owlumeday:
08189403123

mehn, u rock . . . una don land for school?

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 9:08pm On Jan 10, 2015

Bleshh:
handwritten bawoo ?

typed ni jor!!

MY goon, can i have ur number. . since u are in sch,i may need u for sme things

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 9:02pm On Jan 10, 2015

Horluwahighdee:
eeyah sowie saa.sebi u knw ha name and d ntwrk she dey use. go to d ntwrk office mayb mtn or wateva den ask abt ha details lol

oga, ontop one girl?? mom and dad neva taught me that o. . lol

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 9:01pm On Jan 10, 2015

Owlumeday:
both ooo. 2 e-facility card. Its within d range of 1200 to 1500 depending on ur area bt its 1k frm jamb

thanks boss. . gv me ur no

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 8:35pm On Jan 10, 2015

Owlumeday:
tell d shuttle driver

is it the jamb admission letter we would buy scratch card for or the original UTME result? or both. hw much is each??

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