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danyel09:
LOL omo na now I see d error shaa, well
Sai buhari untill u learn dat u don't use "@" in that context even wen ur tryin to form

lol


infact,i give up. Blame it (ur error) on TECNO P3. .


SAI GEJ till u stop buying #10,000 phones

*wink*

GBTYO:
How can you ever understand?

You slave.


You worship ab0kis more than you cherish your selves and even Baba God.

u knw what?? How has this post entertain/educate people?? Oga,u need Jesus. Better work hard so that they can lick ur foot.


U can't compare BILL GATE'S KIDS WITH THESE,THESE PAUPERS.

Infact,i give up on u

PreciousGem:
this is kinda weird... my bf were guru too

were?? So,dey are a LEGION,COS THEY ARE MANY?*surprised*

@op: what is this one saying? Disjointed statements,confusing words. . . . Op is high on SOAK AWAY FUMES

I'm so loving this. . . . Mz zahra,u be fine girl o,y is it now that your p-man's GOONS are confusing/complicating/dissing ur life for u?? BETTER GET MARRIED!!! As a fundamentalist/chronic MUSLIM FROM THE NORTH(known to always have ATLEAST A TOUCH OF ISLAMIC DRESSING,E.G CAPE, IN VIRTUALLY EVERY DRESSING), WHAT IS ISLAMIC IN YOUR DRESSING??.


MR PRESIDENT,dnt slack. . . STOP MARRYING YOUR DAUGHTERS OFF,CHECKMATE THE GENERAL BY HAVING YOUR GIRL DO THIS(since the daughter of A GENERAL that has no cert./cattle rearer speaks this kinda english(aint beta though),the YOU THAT U HAVE A PhD. SHOULD HAVE A DAUGHTER THAT SPEAKS PhD. GRADE OF ENGLISH

Who have noticed? President's boys are high these days? They sound stupid as if being compelled to talk?? It was first MR(yea,i wl say it to his face )DANSUKI(whole NSA!!!) that is concerned wit P.ORN than our SECURITY. . now E-prison from DEMON MORO. .


E-prison: as much as i knw stuffs(aint bragging),i haven't heard of this. Bt judging by th name:
(1). It means that u will be able to contact inmates electronically,and even book visiting time as we see in movies.
(2). Prisoners will be armed wit sensors that transmitt electronically.

Tell me,for number 1: i was in lecture thearter today(F.U.T.A),and the 3G is annoying!! A whole FEDERAL UNIVERSITY!!! how will it not frustrate the members/people that want to contact inmates VIA INTERNET?
(2). shey,a country that cant maintain COMMON SOLAR STREETLIGHT FOR 1 YEAR(its scarce to see 3 out of 10 STREETLIGHT that wl work a year after installation) ia it that country that will arm inmates with electronic sensors . Mods, if u ban me ehn . .

NO MATTER WHAT,PEOPLE KNOW ME,EVEN IF I HATE A PRESIDENT,I WNT INSULT HIM OR HIS FAMILY(chinese can't try that with PRESIDENT XI JIN PING)


ALSO, I DONT SEE A.P.C AS SAVIOR(if na CPC,we can pass) cos ACN and ANPP,. . Were crooks(mr BOLA TINUBU& CO).



BLEEP E-PRISON
Again i say, this year is VERY HILARIOUS .

GEJ till A EX-COUPIST STOP TRYING TO RULE US

GMB till MR PRESIDENT ACCEPTS THAT STEALING IS CORRUPTION.

Who have noticed? President's boys are high these days? They sound stupid as if being compelled to talk?? It was first MR(yea,i wl say it to his face )DANSUKI(who NSA!!!) that is concerned wit P.ORN than our SECURITY. . now E-prison from DEMON MORO. .


E-prison: as much as i knw stuffs(aint bragging),i haven't heard of this. Bt judging by th name:
(1). It means that u will be able to contact inmates electronically,and even book visiting time as we see in movies.
(2). Prisoners will be armed wit sensors that transmitt electronically.

Tell me,for number 1: i was in lecture thearter today(F.U.T.A),and the 3G is annoying!! A whole FEDERAL UNIVERSITY!!! how will it not frustrate the members/people that want to contact inmates VIA INTERNET?
(2). shey,a country that cant maintain COMMON SOLAR STREETLIGHT FOR 1 YEAR(its scarce to see 3 out of 10 STREETLIGHT that wl work a year after installation) ia it that country that will arm inmates with electronic sensors . Mods, if u ban me ehn . .

NO MATTER WHAT,PEOPLE KNOW ME,EVEN IF I HATE A PRESIDENT,I WNT INSULT HIM OR HIS FAMILY(chinese can't try that with PRESIDENT XI JIN PING)


ALSO, I DONT SEE A.P.C AS SAVIOR(if na CPC,we can pass) cos ACN and ANPP,. . Were crooks(mr BOLA TINUBU& CO).



BLEEP E-PRISON
Again i say, this year is VERY HILARIOUS .

GEJ till A EX-COUPIST STOP TRYING TO RULE US

GMB till MR PRESIDENT ACCEPTS THAT STEALING IS CORRUPTION.

danyel09:
Android is d boss of them all, it gives u full control of ur device and not too rigid like d ios













Android still madam nation learns good english
Sai Buhari

Still?



GEJ till you start paying good attention @english/ in english class. . . . Ehn?

MSGAMBLE9:
hw much? hw many mins to schl gate? ...@dayzz, are u still looking for accdation, halla me on my mail

it #45,000 , and its more like 20-25 minutes to school.

I need a room mate,around north gate. The lodge is relatively new,and quiet(can be fun in d evening though). Call or whatsapp: 09038586282, call only:08139078969 for more info

gememerald:
Congrats..

I'm an Alumna of FUTA, finished from MEE last year.

boss na u o. . Anytin for ur boy?? Material? Advice? Lecturer tips? Exam expo(cheating/stealing is not corruption) anytin?

PreciousGem:
well I didn't have much experience in sch just that I was among the gurus so am always present in all classes

mAma o. . . .if i hear


una no gt bf for sch Wat uni?

RedBenson:
Oya, come go gist us ur sexcapades for that thread.

blood of God!!! I never branch na. . Bt i saw'em. . BTW,AM A V.


NO KWORRUPSHAN ME,MK D PPLE'S GENERAL NO SEND ME TO JAIL FOR 'KWORRUSHAN

PreciousGem:
op am sure u just got admission to college. congrat and why is this on fp

sis,u are right o. It is on FP cos its meant to be. . . I never knew self lol


oya share ur experience

Zammydagreat:
E clear say u be Uniben student(New intake)

i rep F.U.T.A. . . wanted to choose uniben though. Oya,share ur first lecture experience.

RedBenson:
So you even know ashi joints in Akure?

wetin man no knw?? I went to d market on sunday,and i saw d place,i b dullard??

Viktoh:
yo...wen i was in ib lst wik met jummy she sef dae futa ba??

yea yea. . We went to d bank together yesterday self. Mehn,d babe dey do me like vagabond(M.I talk am). She dey under my radar(lol)

Viktoh:
nah..aint u frnds wiv timothy ade nd co?

Tim is my goon. . . We dey run package together. Ade is jst an acquaintance. Shey i get am?

oferefe:
I knew the op is a FUTARIAN,the moment i saw the content of your post......GREATEST FUTARIANS!!!...i missed those day..wow!

Auntyly(una don pass sisterly,abeg),na u o. . . I so much rep F.U.T.A . . . FUTA BOYS,WE TO TECH!!!!

when did u finish/course of study??

Bro psalm wise,oya,dnt view,say something!!!

Aunty ify and oga accurate: thanks. . My gp wnt be less than 4.7. I promise.


And i mean it

nkemdi89:
Op sorry I didn't observe any of the list cos I attended open university hahahahahaha work and learn things bigs boys and girls school no time +

thanks ma

eaccyboy:
Is nt true bc none is my type n av nt seen any of my frnds dere

ur username & signature said it. 'eaccyboy' 'am cute gal'


u are a matter and anti-matter of ur self. . +ve &-ve cant co-exist

Dekatron:
amen.

Why dont u write it??

In BANKY W'S VOICE: 'IF I CAN MAKE IT(FP),THEN U CAN TOO!!! .... STFU boss(dont b a pessimist/sissy/pussy,chicken. Ehn??)

na pus.sy turn to kitty-cat o. . MR SE.UN YAFF KILL ME O!!! People jst dey look as i dey laff!!!

ayowole21:
very dry.... next thing we should be expecting on NL is 10 types of people you will meet in ur dream

amen.

Why dont u write it??

In BANKY W'S VOICE: 'IF I CAN MAKE IT(FP),THEN U CAN TOO!!! .... STFU boss(dont b a pessimist/sissy/pussy,chicken. Ehn??)

RedBenson:
Just today you've had your 1st lecture in uni, instead of listening to what lecturers were teaching, you're rather busy observing types of people in school. Is that good if your parents/guardians must hear this?

oga,i don get home nah. I was tired,ate my left over rice,opened thread,slept off!!!

How the ASHI quarters dey do nah?? If u dey AKURE,dem dey around CATHEDRAL O. . .LOL

Tombilly:
1. what about d self RIGHTEOUS ones? diz group even preach during lectures.
2. MUMU group
3. D Assistant Lecturers. diz group as d lecturer z lecturing, they r busy explaining 2 someone else close 2 dem
4 D Sleeping Niggas
5. D Giraffe........always peeping at others work

the giraffe group: a nigga did it for me. I been dey write(MY FIRST COURSE WAS MTS101,SO I DID SET THEORY),d nigga just dey strain neck. Na im i jst open book for im(i dey vex 4 my mind o)

streetzdreamz:
U had ur first lecture today and u made dis nice writeup?I dnt wanna believe you cuz u covered virtually every aspect,thumbs up dude.

oga,infact ehn, Ogun a gbe yin(ogun will favor u), GOD BLESS YOU. SATAN BOW FOR U. . THANKS SIR.


Its my first sha. . My ba33was low,couldnt tkk pics

streetzdreamz:
U had ur first lecture today and u made dis nice writeup?I dnt wanna believe you cuz u covered virtually every aspect,thumbs up dude.

oga,infact ehn, Ogun a gbe yin(ogun will favor u), GOD BLESS YOU. SATAN BOW FOR U. . THANKS SIR.

Sijo01:
The observers:op falls in this category. While different activities is on going including lectures, the observers is less concerned about what they will benefit. They're after how to create a thread on nl.


Congrats jambito

aunty mi,ahaha. Sheybi na DSS talk say: be cautious of your environment



dat 'jambito' na korret FIPA O(INSULT)

Viktoh:
sup guy..cnt rememba ur name buh u attended fort academy last yr 4 UTME klass rite??

oga,hw did u know that?? U are smoking rite. . I knw u?

countsparrow:
Guy I no dey ur list na...


Na we dey stone lecturer cherry seed... Wetin u go call us?

u dey under mancho men nah. . Abi?? Person dey trow cherry seed @ him teacher. .him no b mancho?