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worisj:
Sorry jare you'll get it stamped @Sub.....alomo no good o

the attestation letter,is it hand written or typed?

reply ASAP please. . .

worisj:
Sorry jare you'll get it stamped @Sub.....alomo no good o

how do u get to SUB frm south gate.


note: i'm still home. . probly movin tmrr. . me and like 2 clothes

worisj:
@southgate or motion ground

is it the guys that wl stamp it,or lawyers are there?

where can i stamp my affidavit if i download it now i dy vex for my dad. . in no jokin mode

Brotherlies and sisterlies, i neva download and stamp my court affidavit and medical form. Hope that can be done @ F.U.T.A?? second,cos i neva pay my sch fee, i wan knw wen hostels el get full,any estimated time?? E be like say me too go land on tuesday o.

Owlumeday:
baba i hail u oo. No go waya d babe ooo make u no ggo enta GOBE

wire ke. . . make my papa disown me if i even hug her for 2 mins

Horluwahighdee:
bro do as d spirit leads u buh me no advice u o... hun hun,cos...gals be lyk say hmmm

oga. . i no gt option. . i don lose ha number self. a petty thief came to the window of my room,tore the net and took the old symbian i dy manage

Horluwahighdee:
kk. so tanx bro i wl ask mayb i cn gt d public rotary here in ib? so bro gimme ur digits jawe u mke sense die

wich one be public rotary?? me toi dy IB incase. . .

seyirock:
l go dey stay for prof Daramola house u won join me?

walahi,ña my prayer b dat. . . hope say him get one fine grl make i jst dy luk her face(na den my network go fast and my RAM go increase exponentially) abeg. na joke o. . . . I just wish.

MSGAMBLE9:
I rep JatIna street (Kanbi compound), great to know u're one of us(AKORAYEANS)..i rep fishry n aqua..wat ur department? AKO a gbe wa ooo.....!

mehn i for dash u my supper. . . Only that i soaked(feel the eng na) garri. I dey rehearse for F.U.T.A .ni,bt sugbon i still use EJA KOTÉ (english na bashkardt)chop am. Lol. . . I proudly rep: ELECTRICAL/ELECTRONIC ENGINEERING(the name na wash: ELECT ELECT,MTCHEEW). . ME, I NEVA GET PLACE TO STAY TILL I PAY AND GET HOSTEL O(except a kind girl,God bless her soul,wey accept me and said am welcome o). Guys,ion wanna stay with her so as not to look like a PERVERT(Like nairalanders will say: KONJI NA BAS.TARD).me,i no want temptation....do i stay with ha?



Tag: jdrake,seydam,seyirock,BLESHH&PHIL,owlumeday,highdy,et al. . Fmale: olareh,divsy,betty girl,et al. . . . I no dy joke o!!!!!!!!!

[quote author=MSGAMBLE9 post=29632859][/quote]na so jare,brotherly. . I'm from MODAKEKE, ìsàlè òpé clan(only those 16th century men knw d meanin)

Bleshh:
GOODEST GUY EVER LIVETH!!


Na when Alaba neva pay me my money nau!! We go drop am for Sch na

Lol. . . oya,drop something for us na . . mk we feel u

ahem. i don get home and i don sleep small. . . . . .oga bleshh,where art though?? (i knw say una don dey write songs/raps). . why ground come dry na?



enjoying my Dj khaled& M.I

iamphilips:
lol, niggur, ave changed abi?? Sha this z d real me o....did all those stuffs to bubble up the boring trend n to let u guys knw dat im around o!!!

no prob. bro. . . . . . . . hope d ministry is moving?

Owlumeday:
wish tinz u go collect for ondo nd ifeee

local govt certificate-osun
____________________-0ndo





why u wan know? APROKO IS MY HOBBY. BABA ILE OKAN . hahhaahahaha . . lol

Owlumeday:
guy shey u neva settle ni? I still dey wait for ur story ooo

infact, i dey kichen self,dy cook. . Just got home.



The story.


I live in ibadan,and i want to collect sometin@ ife east,osun state nd den, okitipupa,ondo state. . I got to modakeke were am going. . I got it quickly sha(my uncle is influential in town,bein an town based barrister). I left for okitipupa. Wen i got to d park,dey said NO i should go to anda park. I t0ok #40 bus down there. I got there,dey said NO, go bak to the park u are cmin frm. Took anda #50 bus back(money don go o. My dad gave me only #3500 for transport o. .he is always sayin: be able to survive, and i like it). Wen i got there,dey said that i wl get to ORE b4 i can gt to okitipupa-#600. I sha got to OPPA as its called after total of abt #1000,i tuk anda car-#200 to IGBOTAKO-exactly were am going. Got there, collectd w@ i came4. I nw slept over at my dad's frnds house(dem rich small. Spoilt kids. . One of them, wen we were watchin i think NAT GEO WILD- OR WATEVA said :'UNCLE,MENTION TYPES OF GUITAR,DO U KNW ROCK GUITAR?? THEY ATTACH IRON AT THE BACK AND IT MAKES NOISE?? me, i kuku dey hungry,all i ate was #50 egg roll and 2 O.A.U satchét water. And their mum said i should help her peel plantains(VERY RIPE AND SUCCULENT O). I felt like eatin everitin,and there is fastin(RCCG),and they are pastors,i neva askd for bread or other light foods. As i was sayin, i jst dy look, hunga catch me sotey i neva think of say mak i tell am ACOUSTIC,BASS guitar(i been wan slap am self). I sha slept after eventually eating: CORRECT RICE,SWEET SOUP,VERY SOFT MEAT WEY SOFT AND SWEET DIE(I NO WAN KNW IF NA CHICKEN OR BEEF) AND A MULTITUDE OF FRIED DODO.


WOKE UP THIS MORNING, went to d sittin run for prayer. . The hyme dem dy sing, i neva hear am b4.i jst dy murmur. After everytin,i left. . Forming big boy(neva collect money for transport from them) . As i got to the park I BEEN WAN CRY: I DIDNT HAVE UP TO #1500 ON ME.. LIKE #1200. . I STARTED ASKIN FOR THE TRANSPORT FARE FROM DRIVERS B4 I ENTA. . I GOT TO ijebu ode. . IT DAWNED IN ME: THE TRANSPORT FARE TO IBADAN IS #700 AND I HAVE #570 TO BE PRECISE, AND I WL STILL GET HOME FRM WERE DEY WL DROP ME AT IBADAN O. . . AND D WAY I DRESS, U GO THINK SAY I GET MONEY. I quickly ask for one olokada to tell me where it is cheaper(I WNT BEG FOR MONEY WITH HOW I DRESS AND THE TYPE OF PHONE AND EARPIECE I HOLD- NA MY SISTA DASH ME D PHONE O,MK I TKE AM TRAVEL). he took me to a far place, i even tink e wan use me do OOGUN OWO(MONEY RITUAL). I sha got to d place. He carried me for #200, only me(if it were to b ONDO STATE,e for carry 3 people-those people too dy over load o,a car-6 people,apart from driver). I now saW IBADAN FOR #250. He dropped me@ new garage,ibadan and i even charged my phone in the car. . 60% charge. . .i sha got down, enta STATE BUS(WE CALL IT AJUMOSE)#30 to muslim. Boarded okada frm MUSLIM TO MY HOUSE#50. I ENTERED WITH #50.I immediately use am buy two noodles,one egg,wen mum comes,she go pay the remainin. .enter kitchen. . Prepared CORRECT NOODLES AND OMÊLET(MY BROS STYLE). . Now eatin and typinf STORY.


THE END.

Owlumeday:
Tags isrealboy.
Bro abeg ans dis guy.

ah ah, guy, dem curse u not to answer?? ishit only israel? ehn?
(kiddin)

oga philips,wetin i sabi b say it doesnt mean. . since na dem post it. and since its the original u downloaded, no qualms. . neva mind the color


ayaf miss u o,philly

Owlumeday:
hw was it bro. Hav u gotten d local govt cert and attestation letter?

oga, story dey. i for open thread about it self. . . lemme settle,i go talk

i dy morning prayer. . make i no spew story . . chai!!! i suffer ystday fa

Serzly, i love blessh's comments. they are pure and mature. Oga philip,hw market nah? e b like say e don cast for u o(odikwa red,boys are not smiling)
chairman,u no nid campaign ur SO CALLED WEALTH. Me as i dy so, i be KOLA KO SHEY AGBE.me dad has his masters,works @ NIGERIAN RAILWAY AS A BOSS,yet he has alot to tk care of(yoruba na,family tinz) yet he takes care of us and some of my siblings attend private institution. .almost done sha) yet, i met RICH KIDS, I MEAN RICH(grl mostly,jungle gats mature na) . . MY FIRST AND LAST GF'S PARENTS WERE RICH. . ONE COMPANY EXECUTIVE IS THE FATHER. . . AND WEN u pple see me,u wnt blive, cos i'm soo small,and swaggless. Clothes,D7, shoed D7.lol. . Soo, just STFU abt ur WEALTH. Mehn,u suppose go O.A.U,walahi u go commit suc**e. .afta dem don yarb u,dem go dy oppress u wit everytin. .GUCCI PERFUME,VERSACE FACE CAP(NT UR #500 OWN,ET AL. U GO SHAME.



OGA,PARK WELL . NO B PERSON GO BRITISH HIGH SCHOOL,OR WETIN DEM DY CALL THEM



@MY OGAS: BLESHH,JDRAKE,ISRAEL,DAYZZY,ET AL. I BE UR HOME BOI O. .ABEG NO LEMME SUFFER FOR FUTA O. . . I CASE MY REST TILL WE RESUME

theunusualmoon:
...................
So many things exist bro that your 5 senses cannot percieve and you believe them judiciously.......Believe GOD too.....GOD exists.

our body can't detect alot,bt SCIENCE,THE ENEMY OF RELIGION, discovered,proved and built devices/process to detect them . . Figure it out,wadelse?

Bleshh:
For real?



Me like Maths like anything!


Hope say money dey involved sha

lol. . . Just fun nw,and yea,me love math and physics die

Who notice these things
1) no matter where u are,u wl always get paper to 'pack your' phone?(no 4m rich boy,unless u neva use nokia. . We're all guilty)
2) Our Djs on radio here,esp ibadan, THEY VIRTUALLY DONT SCRATCH PHYNO'S SONGS THOUGH THEY ARE VULGAR(70%) (olamide na badt boy,almost all his songs are always OVER SCRATCHED. . . . Na boredom cause am,no mind me

Bleshh:
ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR



wu z lookn for "unnecessary attention"? Definitely not Me

still goh love fo' a nigga bro :*

****CASE CLOSED*******

no bad blood bro . . . Make we serious small . . . Care 4 some lil math competition? (nt so advanced,bt still advanced integral calculus)

seydam21:
hahahahah!!!
Son of man...why are thou desire to die young

u funny o. chai

Owlumeday:
u dont need to travel down to ur state to get d local govt of origin certificate sef. I am an indigene of ogun state bt i got ma local govt of origin certificate at ogun state laison office ikeja wit 2k.

i dnt knw any liason office o. . where is osun state liason office in oyo state??

Owlumeday:
u dont need to travel down to ur state to get d local govt of origin certificate sef. I am an indigene of ogun state bt i got ma local govt of origin certificate at ogun state laison office ikeja wit 2k.

i dnt knw any liason office o. . where is osun state liason office in oyo state??

Owlumeday:
attestation letter is diff frm local govt certificate, u can collect attestation letter frm ur churrch or a ccompany u hav worked. Wat state re u from?

OSUN STATE. . . .i knw its different, i was confused ni jare

help. . . i'm at the L.G for my L.G govt cert. . . My dad said smth that he collected attestation smth 4 his MASTERS DEGREE. . is it the same thing as ATTESTATION LETTER WE NEED ANSA ASAP PLEASE. .
ISRAELBIY,JDRAKE,BLESHH, anibody. . i'm there nw and i have to go to OKITIPUPA RIGHT AWAY. . .

Bleshh:
Sarcasm?

thats wah u meant in ur prev.post?

just noticed somfn here:
Guys here try to Form Sh*t,when they get beaten up to their size, instead of soliciting for Help on their matta, they quickly try to redeem their already Broken and Shattered Image under the pretence of " IT WAS JUST A JOKE"!!


+ How exactly would u know if am boring or not? Dude, u are typing behind ur phone..i am Anonymous to you. How can u possibly know if a guy is boring over 'Simply Reading My Post' ?

You baby-ish level of Reasoning and Ignorance is Completely Overwhelming!!!



***you just got served****

just like israelboy would say: infact,i give up. . . . YOU SAYING THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE TRUTH THAT I WAS SAYING IT FOR FUN. . GUESS I HAVE TO SHOW MY SERIOUS SIDE. THESE PLAYA PUT ME IN TROUBLE WITH MUM,MY BROTHER JOHN,MY FIRST AND LAST GF. . .IF U THINK I MEANT IT,sorry. . . AND CAN U ALL OVERLOOK MY PREV POSTS?
BLESH,serzly,i wz likin u,laugh to ur post sometyms,even@nite neva expected this poo and all. . ANYWAYS,1 LOVE BRO( am nt shyin away ) . i jst dnt like uneccesary attention . .YOU AINT AN INTERNET POLICE. boss,watch it

israelboy1:
this one is STRONG (eleyi gidigan)

infact, i rest my case, carry my load...open button....and tear race....ani...dis one is STRONG ke....

funny guy man

Bleshh:



with all you have listed,i can only say ONETHING.......



..... MANY ARE MAD, FEW ARE ROAMING





seriously, FUTA should do additional underage screening for some peeps!!!

i don't knw wt u mean. . bt wat i'm implying z dat i've got enof things on my mind,and gyrating isn't one. . BLESHH,u're grown up na. . u just made my sentences to present me as promiscuous. . . AINT FAIR,u knw



yea yea. . i'm very underaged,bt i've seen and known things. isnt that wat maturity is?? DO WE HAVE TO THIS AGAIN?? and hell!! did i tell u i straff any E GBA MI O. BLESHG, i dnt lik this mehn