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Education › Re: Ten Types Of People You Would Probably Meet In A Lecture Room by Dekatron(op): 8:55am On Jan 27, 2015

Yustash001:
ogbeni i no get time jare...

aww . That was harsh. embarassed

Education › Re: Ten Types Of People You Would Probably Meet In A Lecture Room by Dekatron(op): 7:54am On Jan 27, 2015

iceberylin:
Congrats brø...

I see my self for ya list thø....

i want u to come and say something nah

Education › Re: Ten Types Of People You Would Probably Meet In A Lecture Room by Dekatron(op): 10:12pm On Jan 26, 2015

Tag: tosyne2much,emusmith,bleshh,jdrake,iceberylin,elantraceey.

Oya come talk/wish me well.

Education › Re: Ten Types Of People You Would Probably Meet In A Lecture Room by Dekatron(op): 10:07pm On Jan 26, 2015

Yustash001:
Very funny....

oya,tell me your first lecture experience. . Abi u neva go school?? Na fish u dey sell? grin

Education › Re: Ten Types Of People You Would Probably Meet In A Lecture Room by Dekatron(op): 10:05pm On Jan 26, 2015

Gooci:
another list aiming for fp

boss,dnt misunderstand it,kk?? I dont give a hoot'bout FP(if ah make it fine,if nt fine). Not everybody is attentiin seeking,sir. You saying my aim is FP doesnt affect/change the truth that it is not my aim

you aint a wizard,watch it boss,you cant read a human cheesy

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Education › Ten Types Of People You Would Probably Meet In A Lecture Room by Dekatron(op): 3:56pm On Jan 26, 2015

Ahemm. . . Hello nairalanders,i'm dekatron. I got admitted to study ELECTRICAL/ELECTRONICS ENGINEERING AT A FEDERAL UNIVERSITY.

Today marks a great/significant day for me.

So,pardon my amateur writing/compilation. I wanted to make today special by opening a thread.
My OS is tosyne-emusdroid version 4.4.1. Lol . Here goes the list:

(1). The babes catcher: what i observed was that this category always come to the theater and start askin silly questions,FROM GIRLS: sorry,is this ETF?(The niggur could see it o) lol

(2). The perf./jewelry flaunters: these ones will oppress you with perfumes. The neck chain na die,and the way they smell,you will get angry at poverty.(i saw a chaib,and i know say d tin 4 cost more dan my p-man's car)

(3). The mancho men: they will always wear short top/body hugs, and pencil with dark shades. The beards will be so much that you will start wondering if they were ADEKUNLE CIROMA,who takes WAEC every year. To even say BROS go hard you.

(4). The 'PHONETICIANS' : you will see them talking as if okijajuju(lol) use their voice for control ritual. THEY WILL BE LIKE: SORRY,is this LT-1? SORRT,ARE YOU IN S.E.E.T? sorry,is the seat taken? . Everything will start with: SORRY. them no dey tire-90% are FEMALE.

(4). The gadget freak: as he is toying with his samsung galaxy, he is playing games on his HUAWEI,and Pinging on his TECNO.some these guys are ambient-they may chase babes,or be lost in their gadgets.(i hid my NOKUA ASHA SMARTPHONE,na den i no say my ASHA NA DULLARD,na him e be

(5). The 'AJEBOTISHS': I so much love seeing'em,ladies though(they are pleasing to d eyes). I was watching the lil money i brought wit me,na so i saw this babe blowing almost the same amount on unfinished drinks/snacks. Thonder fire poverty.

(6). The undecided: This consist of dudes that dont know what they want. They would be undecided from chatting up a babe to buying of drinks or not. (i fall into this category,nt that its hard to chat'em up-i did chat one up today,neva collected her no, i jst dnt wanna get involved with any for now-- i even knw lotta of dem hot babes from home,no biggie). You will see them soliloquising in the way.(these niggas are either stingy,or nerds,geeks)

(7). The couple: i was wowed when i saw big niggas with them babes,i been wan go chase babe,na so my MALE(MUM) words completed a 6700 pulse beat per sec on my head. These group will make you jealous-always giggling and performing PDA. My close goon is guilty. You go see them going from lecture theater to chicken republic to ATMs(poverty na baashkhardt).

(. The comedians: they will always crack you up,even wen the lecturer is lecturing. You will wonder if them no get work,yet u will laugh.

(9). The leaders: awon eleyi (these ones), they will be the first to volunteer to help the lecturer sell his hand outs,clean the board(yeye eye service).

(10). The geeks: these ones will always talk,even when lecturer self dey confuse. I do wonder if them dey cheat ni(mtcheew,after all,dem no dey carry first fo UNIVERSITY).

These are 100% my observations. Even if u are not interested in the above,please just wish me goodluck,cos today, I HAD MY FIRST LECTURE IN THE UNIVERSITY!!!!!

LONG LIVE NIGERIA!!LONG LIVE ONDO STATE!!LONG LIVE F.U.T.A!!LONG LIVE S.E.E.T!!LONG LIVE E.E.E!!

big things coming in small packages-phyno.

Yay!!i had my first ever lecture.

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Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 8:17pm On Jan 25, 2015

Hello guys. I need a room mate,northgate,the new lodge after KINGS&QUEEN. the fee is #45,000,so you will be paying #22,500. I just moved in on friday. The place is cool,no noise and great for studious minds. You can call or whatsapp: 09038586282. Thanks.

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 7:13pm On Jan 21, 2015

Jdrake:
Oooh God help me oooh..wat have I done to deserve this my God..skul fees nt yet paid..chaiii God do I stil have hope my Father..Help me Oh Lord.do not forsake me my Lord..locate my destiny helpers to me oh Lord.Let them know no rest until they have located nd Helped me or Lord.plS Lord..c me thru in Jesus Name I PrAY..weepin criously..my tears wil even soon turn to Blood..skuuuuulllll fffffeeeeeesssssss Lord.....

no be only u nah. . . Bleshh(God bless d nigga), knw better. . . . . . Let ur brain work. . . As i dey so,i fit work o. . If i can get@FUTA. . .THANK star that am living off. . . . I WILL NOT GO HOME ANYHOW DURING HOLIDAYS,i wl work.nt to buy food or clothes,bt invest(books-programming,gt my self a lappy if possible-D MAN(DAD) said 200L FIRST SEMESTER,buy boards like anyhow-both bread and vero). Cos,i believe we can survive. Mine is even more complex dan urs

my dream since i grew up is : BY 35,I WANT TO TELL POVERTY::: FCCK URSELF,U ARE A BASKARDT!!!!

#DONT WHYNE,THINK. . . . .U ARE SMART,BLIVE ME.. . . . Like koreans: FIGHTING MATE!!!!!"!

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 6:57pm On Jan 21, 2015

Bleshh:

wich hot girl? That one wey b like
ohhhhhh, i forgot!! One man's food is anoda man's poison!!!

well, Ayomide,all i can say is ............

...... " NA U OOOOOO"

me ke. . . . I be learner o
. U be fine boy,shey me wey no fine. . . Foolish boy

'P', hope u are reading this. Dis ur nigga dey 'fimipa' o. .

Infact,i give up.

Oga iamphilips,hope bleshh's accusation is wrong. . . . Hope d babe no be ngbeke(me cant haf(ve) anitin wit an ugly and SETLESS BABE 0000. . Me no fine b4). . . Just saying *not saying*

MY OWN 'P',hope u dey read my comments. . If u no show up,i go vex o

again, I GIVE UP!!

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 1:55pm On Jan 21, 2015

Bleshh:
U gotta b kiddn me, nigga!!!

Salivate? WTF?

On top wetin sef? BREAD et BEANS ?!!!

BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••

'P'( --Patience Jonathan) cant buy that trashy food combo na!!!

Levels dey!! yu hear?

wetin

U wan tell me say u neva imagine how d tin be huh

U no b philips nah. . . Him don geh one HOT BABE IN BLUE TOP SELF. U,U DEY DERE . . IN SHORT: I GIVE UP O!!!!

@iamphilips. . . Share am rich me nah. . Oga bleshh neva let us run package togeda. . Him go dey sweat like cow under turture of knife,go dey laff laik 'HE HAS ONLY ONE BALL' . . .#lmao

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 11:44am On Jan 21, 2015

Bleshh:
PASTOR Adeboye, bah?

Where my bread?
no quote me again if u no get my bread for hand!!!!

i swear. . .na im i dey eat now now wit beans and satchet water to bad.

Dnt salivate yet. . .i'm almost done wit it. Sorry oga. Lett 'p' buy am 4 u!!! tongue

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 10:27am On Jan 21, 2015

Bleshh:
iamphilips , dekatron dey ask 'bou u !

B,I NO WU I GO REPORT U TO

THE NAME STARTS WITH 'P'

I wl hang u dz nigga wit ur b.alls if i catch you

Science/Technology › Re: Inventor Of TV Instant Replay Has Died by Dekatron(m): 8:26am On Jan 21, 2015

Wow, i love this. Unfortunately,people are celebrating an ACTOR THAT IS SAID TO BE HEAVY DRINKER&SMOKER.

AGAIN, R.I.P sir

Literature › Re: How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse-shorts By 5mmadness by Dekatron(m): 9:48pm On Jan 19, 2015

5minsmadness:

Honestly dear v run out if ideas

i like this story.. . . .care for me to chip in/continue at thia juncture??. It may nt be great as urs,bt u sure need an helpin hand. . .#WhAyaSaY?. Need permission

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 6:27pm On Jan 19, 2015

Wait o. . . . . HW IS FUTA'S NIGHT LIFE huh

?? i mean,is everywhere always dark(apart frm street lights)?? Cos me,i meditate alot@ night,and seeing a lighted place boosts it,and i love the view of bulbs/florescents??

BTW,thanks for the replies.its my old man dat delayed it all(telling me its nt up to dat,d man. . . )

any EEE/MECH. nigga here?? Would love us partnering on something(s)(ARDUINO,PINGUINO & RC. *grin*).

@iam_johannes-Dekatron.

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 2:03pm On Jan 18, 2015

Abeg. . . . Anybody from SEET(E.E.E) that has signed his/her biodata,did u pay sch fee before being able to sign,or u paid before being allowed to sign??

Must u pay before signing biodata@SEET??

Nw dat hostels are filled,this man wl sha lemmr find house jeje

back to square one. . . . Its all complicated that i get sad wen i remember. . . The joy of being an engineering student is gone. F.U.T.A wont kill me. As an typing,i'm angry

please can ANYBODY explain step by step procedure?(i knw it,jst confused)i have printed biodata,can anybody pick it up frm there huh

Tag:israelboy(hibernating),owlumeday,divsy,aidy97,BLESHH,iamphilips,dayzzy,highdee(wats his name self?),jdrake,worisj,chinks, infact,i cant even eat happily.

SEET PROFESSORS,UNA GO HEAR AM,MK I ENTER.

Celebrities › Re: MI Abaga Rocks A N160K Jon Buscemi Black/gold Sneakers by Dekatron(m): 7:18pm On Jan 17, 2015

princessaafrica:
. Hmmmmmm well my own be say if MI see dis tin wey u write kom use ur mata do freestyle nee?u go sabi ur blood group!!!

serzly,1000 likes for this

as in,am jst getting why he is called : AFRICA'S BEST RAPPER. The BOSS NA BOSS O. . .70% OF RAPS ON MY PHONE ARE M.I,and my favs.are:EXPORT-ft YUNG6IX,MONKEY-CHIGURL nd KING JAMES.

If the nigga 'cash' you hatrs,your own don cast o.........

I dedicate: EXPORT to all u pple hating on MY BOSS. . . #FACE UR 'I WANT UR BODY SLEEPING IN MY BED' SINGER#NO NAMES#TeamM.I/HARD CORE RAPS.

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Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 5:08pm On Jan 17, 2015

Bond008:
pls let us cont to pray for him. dats all i can say

infact,i give up. . . . . .

#15k huh

AHHHH!!!!

IDD. . . *IN MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER'S VOICE* INFACT E,I GIVE UP

ODIKWA TOO MUCH FOR FUTA JARE

INSHORT:ME TOO DEY WHATS APP:09038586282 *grin*

Infact, oga bleshh,bond008, I GIVE UP!!!!

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 8:24am On Jan 17, 2015

Bleshh:
YAFF MAD !!!

e-idiöt!!!!

no worri, i go still catch una

pele. . . U dy vex?,

you need JESUS,AND I GIVE UP

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 6:08am On Jan 17, 2015

Bleshh:
U sure say u no smoke that "thing" wey dey that black nylon bag wey i give u that night?

Madcow disease dey worry una

nO b only hair brush, na a§s brush

in olamide's voice: STORY FOR THE gODS. . . . In M.I'S VOICE: YOUR HOSTILITY IS TOUCHING,AND IS URGING MY RETURNING STREET IS FEINING,STREET IS YEARNING. . . .IN DJ KHALED'S VOICE: I HOLD YOU DOWN......0GA BLESHH,wu used ROOT your systems na??your RAM SELF DON REDUCE TO 2 digits. . . Lol.. . . . . *grin largely*

Inshort YOU NEED JESUS, AND I GIVE UP......*grin*

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 6:07am On Jan 17, 2015

Bleshh:
U sure say u no smoke that "thing" wey dey that black nylon bag wey i give u that night?

Madcow disease dey worry una

nO b only hair brush, na a§s brush

in olamide's voice: STORY FOR THE gODS. . . . In M.I'S VOICE: YOUR HOSTILITY IS TOUCHING,AND IS URGING MY RETURNING TO THE STREET. . . . .IN DJ KHALED'S VOICE: I HOLD YOU DOWN......0GA BLESHH,wu used ROOT your systems na??your RAM SELF DON REDUCE TO 2 digits. . . Lol.. . . . . *grin largely*

Inshort YOU NEED JESUS, AND I GIVE UP......*grin*

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 12:56am On Jan 17, 2015

Bleshh:
ATM kor, APC ni

u better wake up from ur everlasting cicainë induced slumber!!!

Nonsense

thank God one CLERIC dey directly d back of my house. . Ur hair brush is kuku wit me. . . The remaining na korean. Halleluyah!!!

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 12:52am On Jan 17, 2015

seyirock:
Association Of People Wey Never Pay Skul Fee United(APWNSFU)...d day wey l go pay skul na dat day dey go give me my tab,if not,if not thunder will....chai .

......oga,chai!!no be only you waka come o,our thinking dey reasonate.

If thunder wan fire them:
(1). The Ram of the tab is nt up to 1GB
(2). The screen na resistive screen
(3) The tab should be Wifi version
(4). It should not have O.T.A.
(5). The graphics is not 16M colors and atleast,150PPI(shey e possible)
(6). The screen should NOT be less than 8inches,and the battery shouldn't be less than 4700mAh.
(7). I must collect it dat day or latest 2 days later. . . .

Professor daramola,i dey beg u ni o.

WE DONT WANT #17000 INJOO TAB FOR OUR(ESP ME,DNT KNW ABT THE RICH KIDS)#35000.

Thank you.

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 12:36am On Jan 17, 2015

Bleshh:
AMEN

yes oo, and i have burned ur cloths

sheybi u gt ATM. . . No wahala. . .my head will fite for me

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 8:34pm On Jan 16, 2015

[b][/b] oga bleshh, u need jesus!!. . . . Have u moved in to the school hostel??

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 2:26pm On Jan 16, 2015

Oga dekatron is back. Hope my one and only carrot jean is safe?(we dy use am do big boy since SSS3,used it for end of d year,lol)@ BLESHH . . Anyways,oga BLESHH,Una tell dem say i be small boy?. . .anyways,smth came up that dad had to invest(350k) for this,guy man never pay scho0l fee(my p-man no be Mr. Presido's nigga na). . And i learnt that hostels are already occupied,dnt u think that i should jst look for accmodation,and continue to hurstle for sch fee? And i learnt that since i printed my biodata,i can attend lectures,bt gats pay sharperly. . I need u guys' views ni o,and all of the above are 100% true. .

Oga bleshh,u fall my hand o. . @All: this nigga neva let us catch dem babes,him jst dy smile like ERAN OGUN(OGUN'S MEAT). . Fine boy as he be o. . Anyways,my FELLOWSHIP PATROL STILL STANDS. I GO EVEN ATTEND SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST(I gt am?). .

WHERE IS OGA ISRAELBOY?? Infact,i gve up. . .

Anybody that can skate?wanna learn. . And were cn i gt skate board?

Tag:
0wlumeday,BLESHH(B of life),iamphilips,highkey(hope una dey fine),bettygirl,kay,dayzzy,blurr,divsy,holareh,wu else?

M.I ft YUNG6IX-EXPORT------I LOVE HIP HOP.

E SHEY,THANK U,IMELA,NAGODE,GRACIAS,OBRIGADO

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Science/Technology › Re: Facebook 'likes' Predict Your Personality by Dekatron(m): 8:26am On Jan 14, 2015

O ga o. . . We are no more safe o. . . END TIME TINZZ!!!!!!. . .LOL

Science/Technology › Re: 12 Unbelievable Things You Can Do When You Die by Dekatron(m): 8:19am On Jan 14, 2015

God dey use ur body do ASUN/BERBERQUE(hw dem dy spell am?)(na so dose pple taught me o)una still wan mk dem burn ur body. . Kai!! Fire is ur surname. Lol.

I prefer my ashes mixed with a golden pendant and passed down the generations.

Or my body preserved and kept in my company's HQ(I wl be a C.E.O) just like BRITISH PHILOSOPHER(JEREMY BETHAM) did.

Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dekatron(m): 8:11am On Jan 14, 2015

Owlumeday:
was d screening successful

yea,it was

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