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Bleshh:
Help guys with babe keh

U think say na still your OLODO COMMUNITY CENTRAL GRAMMAR SCHOOL you dey go wey guys for there Mumu pass Muyiwa for my area?

Baba open ur eyes and wisen up!!

Real Men dont do this sh*t...Face ur book and chase 5.0!
Girl matta na small thing (make nobody hold me responsible for this statement oo )



anyways, i no say una no go adhere and flow in the same spirits with my given thesis above..!! Ride on jor!!

Knack all d Punna u see for FUTA jare !! BOSS!!

THERE ARE SOMETHINGS YOU SEE AND LOOK OVER. C'mon boss,as old as u are,u can't diff btw sarcasm and tru talk. .mehn,u musr b boring o. kai

ISRAEL BOY. . A MA RI YIN BA O. ADVERT: 4 dos wey want babe for F.U.T.A, i fit help u,bt ontop any pay by d babe,dividend go dy(clothe,FOOD,MONEY)________________ 0ga is®aelboy, shey we fit access WI-FI?? i go nid WI-FI BAJE

israelboy1:
guy, every corner for FUTA na prayer ground oooh.......na everyday wey i dey jog for early mormor....inside skul.....i dey always hear big big prayer point...u go hear some people dey pray waka come ur area like dis as u dey waka.....u go first think maybe to run inside bush go hide ni...cos na die tins.....omo....no time and space for gyration in skul oooh....if u no sabi pray, u go sabi read....if u no sabi read....guy...go nite class....na dere enjoyment dey...if dem no steal ur tin....u go see guy nd girl dey hmmm....na play i dey oooh.....bt no time for gyration oooh guy......lolzzz....nd note...mountains plenty like die for futa...nd jst make sure na book first........u fit use second semester gyrate anytin u wan gyrate...sha make dis ur first semester a very serious one......make i gist u, although na secret...make nobody read am oooh....or else...hmmm....


guy, if u study wella, get good point, ladies go dey pursue u up nd down...chai....na good tin any way....bt dose kind tin dey suck G.P oooh...lolzzz...i dey laugh nd cry same time sha.....bt me still dey enjoy wella for here...cos my foundation strong like rock.......na book first oooh......if u wan be like me...lolzzzzzzz.....

It's easy to have 5.0

oga,u sure sy una no b newscaster for futa radio? ordinary thing u don deliver advice 101(kiiddin) /. . that 1b gyration 4 ur eyes. i said this first yr,i go eat first timer food. . if i wan gyrate,y did i tell dad i wl live in d skul hostel? y didn't i live off,lie t home to cllect money? buy myself packet of ______
afta all,i hav like 4-5 babes at F.U.T.A without livin home(1, she was d head girl at school den. babe 2, babe 1's friend. babe 3,met ha durin p-utme(if i no klet atlist a grl's no,my go yarb me die nd mk dad disown me lol)babe 4,was my crush,attended d same jamb coachin,babe 5,gav me go ahead to crash at ha place anitym,met her@2go rum) ...na God. .i can rid 4 lng. . FYI,i was the ASSISTANT HEAD BOY/BEST CHEMISTRY&BIOLOGY STUDENT. 2nd best physics and economics student. . . ISRAEL BOY. .U FUNNY SHA

Bleshh:
Shey the one wey dem dey put for inside mouth and Sh*t out for yansh?



and na who tell u say i b Rich Kid?
if u c d car wey my papa dey push, omo, u go wave am down, thinking say na "KabuKabu"

haba,bt u can lie o.u wey b say the smallest ride ur father dy push na TOYOTA VENZA?

Dayzzy:
on monday...iwo road, 11:00am sharp,

bring ur i.d card and ur jamb adm letter so i go knw say na d real u..nt counterfeit

lol. . . which kind jamb letter,i neva print am na,and besides, i'm leavin monday

AHEM. . . . ISRAELBOY,hope fellowship dey yafunyafun for F.U.T.A?? cos as a sharp ibadan boy(nt indigene o), i gats gyrate o. . FOR THIS FIRST YEAR,I WL NOT GO TO A FELLOWSHIP TWICE,i gas EAT FIRST TIMER FOOD/MENU MENU EVERY SUNDAY. .ANY BODY IN WITH ME?


Tag:Jdrake,bleshh&philips(our rich boiz,lol.),seyirock, et al.

please. . must u finish the form filling b4 u must be able to download the medical form and court affidavit??

Dayzzy:
God knw say I no go carry last


jst got bk frm paris, d journey was hectic, too many pot-holes nd police checkpoints.
M gona put on my new gucci pant and d&g top wit my louis vuitton sneakers wen goin to akure on d 12th. Hpe no1 wil steal my galaxy note 4 nd rolex watch.
I go pass thru ibadan, so if any1 dy here wey dy live for ib, holla at me, i fit giv u free ride in my new audi quattro 2019 model....absolutely free!

Oga olowo. . . MAKE U HOLLA YOUR GUY O. . I HUMBLY LIVE AT IBADAN O. WHEN U DEY MOVE??

Jdrake:
amen ooh..bro no shakin we no fit eva suffer as long as BABA GOD stil dey ..so chillax bro notin dey sele

abi o. . . see me as ur boy o . . in ur kingdom,4get me nt

Jdrake:
Ahhaahah.lwkmd,lmao.chaiiii,cnt stop laughin...c some dudes dey claim ajebo,dey form james bond,if u knw say una rich,watin u cum find 4 futa,ur papa 4 just carry u go caritas uni na,abi even fly u out make u go cambridge uni na.rubish..I just dey pity al d fake niggas wey dey form.na God go catch una wen we resume....me wey na management we dey,we just dey pray make God elevate us niyen,abi no b so my fellow ajekpakos,lol......

i feel u jare,bro. . .we jst they look God face. . I pray i dnt suffa 4 F.U.T.A self

Owlumeday:
ah me keh. Na God face me dey look ooo

lol. . . .dey enjoy

Blurr:
omor, thundabolt no fit work again for my body...akure babes get thundabolts reach akwaibom(eket) babes??

oga boss,if ah hear. . real jazz dey o. . jazz go just turn everytin commot. .I SWEAR,ah jst dnt wnt to do bad. . THUNDERBOLT CURE DEY. . DEY STRAFF AK BABES,i go dey give u cure. an ingredient is 220 volts wire. .mah no dy yarn too much

israelboy1:
i go like meet u faa

na one small boy i be o. . and the devil self hands pass me . . lol.

Owlumeday:
wud like to hav u as a frend oo. Wat dept er u reppin?

i rep ELECTRICAL ELECTRONIC ENGINEERING O BOSS. . . No qualms na. na ur eyes we dy luk o.

israelboy1:
nd i won begin dey cry....lol...omo..u get lot of stories ooh...abeg, wetin u rep....so as to meet with u nd gyrate

Lol,i'm a fresher o. . jst that i had sort of lotta freedom(Dad is soo free and open minded,mom self no send,u carry grl come,na ur ishh) and i finished sec school early: 15(bt mehn,my teachers wicked. . I HAD LIKE 5 teachers for english alone o, and aasignments na die) i recently percieved my geography teacher's perfume@shoprite,ibadan.and my heart raced. . after yrs of leavin sch o. . . so i jst hurstled nd made some money. . .90% of my salary goes to dad's acct,untouched. he recently used it to pay my acceptance fee and also the small change e remain wl go for 2 clothes. (u knw na). .if any chance to make money dey,i dnt mind. Dad taught me.


|i ®ep E.E.E|

Owlumeday:
i feel u bro. A boss is som1 wu can pay his bills nd make his own moni. Er u also a futa fresher.

na so nah. . . YEA,i'm 100% a fresher. . . .na u o,oga

Phillip,i didn't think you would do/say these things. right from the day i saw your signature(iPhone six +),i saw this comin,bt nt this much. Do you knw hw many rich kids out there that orders directly from apple? do you knw hw many niggaz there pushes very expensive rides? my man,listen,i also once prided myself as been smart until i met smart people. i built a toy R.C car,JOHANNES VANTHONDER built a small cobra fighter jet(google it on ur iPhone6+ lol). see,u been rich doesn't mean others been richer are out there,poor. My dad isn't rich,bt he drives a car,lives happily,sent my elder sis to a private poly. .lives in a great house. i put it to you that even though my dad IS NOT POOR,he never bought a phone for any of us(we b legion cos we are many,5 children). the least of my siblings except me uses a tecno pad G9. i stated workin and earning money since i was 15. i bought my blackberry wen i was 15,(nw,i dnt have a phone,i borrow)cos dad believes in self reliance and hard work. He is nt poor cos he sent me to a private sec. sch . did u buy ur iPhone ur self and new??



@blesh:i sight u and i rep EVERGREEN HIGH SCHOOL. . .Abeg,philip,na my own be that o,no yarb and text murder me o.

Jdrake:
Please fellow futarians,I seriously need your help.please a kind hearted futarian shuld help me out and I know you are out there.please I want some1 who is willing to help me stay with him/her in his/her place when we resume 4 d meantime before I finally move to my hostel.pleas your your brother is in need,help your brother now especially in this new year and ur blessings will be soo much that the world will be shocked how it happened..please ur urgent replies are needed.THANKS...from ur fellow futarian,LYONGA JOHN A.K.A JDRAKE

abegi o,i'm also in with j-drake. . . Ah neva mind if mosquitoe dy do festival. . . Mk i jst dey till accmdatn ish is solved. . . . , e joor o,biko o,please o. . .BLESHH Anybdy. . Pls o

Bleshh:
Aaaaaw

see mouth. . . hero koo, broken sword ni

israelboy1:
during my time....i used d print out.......so u should be able to use d print out too.....bt to be on d safer side...go for d certificate if it's easy for u to get if nt......it can be gotten

guess i will use the print out. . . its not easy to get o. . sooo far. .cchinks and other reg maazis,can i use it??

oga israelboy and baba chinks. . . is the o'level result the one that you printed out yourself or the original waec result from your secondary school? i mean,can you use the o'level result you used during post utme or YOU MUST USE THE RESULT YOUR SEC. SCH GAVE YOU?

THE SCH I DID MINE WAS IGBOTAKO COMMUNITY SEC SCHOOL,igbotako,OKITIPUPA LOCAL GOVT. AND I live AT IBADAN. . . .. . . Bleshh,ah don miss your comments small.

note:am no commerce student
you see,there is more to this than what some of us are seeing it. Like we all know,the ALMIGHTY UNITED STATE IS VERY EGOCENTRIC(so is china o). American presidency is not like our presidency. I strongly believe that U.S has probably got a hold of the neck of our politicians. From the articles,LOBBYSTS were mentioned. Since these people feed fat from this,and America tried destroying them,they would have sought for solutions cos they would lose if they did'nt.WHY?. We all know U.S to be a country that makes a wise man look clueless and will format your head. Its either our politicians are dum.b to look for solutions or U.S has got them where they can't resist,hence lobbying with lotta dollars(our govt. is not dum.b to the extent of not protecting its source of feeding).remember,America is probably seeing this,and they've got the space.
also,science is the way. SOUTH KOREA got no NATURAL RESOURCE,see their country,cos they have got a good graps of science.
THOSE SAYING:SAI BUHARI.a man of his age should step down. since he is known for his no corruption tolerance,he ought to have groomed and mentored a younger politician,after all,any BUHARI CANDIDATE OUGHT TO BE INCORRUPT LIKE HIS MENTOR instead of a GRANDFATHER keep on contesting and failing.


BTW,what does SAI BUHARI mean?

Alichexxman:
morell isn't consistent, he is a singer rapper

you're right

Alichexxman:
ice dan uwa na, oleku is so long ago and its not the kind of song that brings back nostalgic feelings, you have to sit up and write songs bro, you are not putting in a hundred percent more, infact you are not putting anything anymore, they used to say you went commercial but these days you are not even commercial neither are you are street, you've lost that northern originality, you could try rapping in hausa so we can have a representative form the north just like west has olamide and the east has phyno.

morell nko? he raps in hausa like dam.n. . .listened to WaZoBia?? he killed it more than phyno

SkinnyDude:
hahaha. my guy, nobody is above mistake. from today henceforth, i cease to be a fault finder.

today henceforth? sir,your lecturer wicked o. .
(all na play o)

krall:
"THANK GOD I SCHOOLED IN ................................"

north korea lectured by kim jung un's inlaw. . SMH. . you need jesus.
(na play o)

Wittylens:
What has GMB got to do with this?


Does that illiterate even know how to use the internet?

bro,twas jst for fun o. . i dnt support GEJ or GMB. . .SO?
the man self is a green snake

upon say mtn dey suffer us,we still dey browse. . .upon slow and frustrating network,we still dey relevant. . . as an individual,i use 20MB for 2days n my symbian. . chineke ka mezio gwu o(aint igbo). .


#GOODLUCKISWORKING
#GMB2015

well,i'm definitely marrying her. . .i'll tk her to the best specialist(i'll be darn rich) for psycological trauma treatment. . i'll take her personally and we would be treated together. . NOT EVEN GOD CAN TELL ME TO LEAVE HER. .TURN DOWN 4 WHAT

future wifey,una dey hear me so??

as to b say i be engine boy,math dey brain,so,i call her : dy. . . as to b weird boy i be,i 4 call her :MY LUCIFER(morning star). . finally,as a rich man,i call her: MRS ONIGBINDE or ADA.



MY MOOD THOUGH

israelboy1:
the best kee.....are you playing with my gentle mind ni...abeg ooh....i'm just trying my best ni ooh.....kai..you wan expose me abi....jesu dey sha

God is watching you in 3D. Gonna pm you..

israelboy1:
repping comp. science since the day Nigeria was amalgamated

in dj khaled's voice: YOU THE BEST. . I SALUTE