₦airaland Forum

Mr President,keep doing it. If he were to be wit the REFUGEES,you do say he is not serious--what of the family of the soldiers. Now,he is doing that,y'all APC GOONS are crying. What do you want? Finally, BOLA TINUBU BRAINWASHED Y'ALL. THE GUY IS A GENIUS,I SWEAR.
Transformation is in phases,and with MR PRESIDENT,WE WILL GET THERE.


FYI,100% of my siblings&parents are APC,yet,i'd say it: MR PRESIDENT IS DOING IT. JONATHAN(HIS EXCELLENCY) IS WORKING. they will always find fault. Is lagos,oyo& others better?? . Gov. Ajimobi,is considered a proud,wicked,stingy&disrespectful by most OYO&IBADAN PEOPLE(YEA,I DO SAY IT TO DEATH). How many things has HE DONE?? MY L.g(oluyole lg,muslim,after olorunsogo), HIS BUS DONT PLY THE PLACE. WHY: 'YOUR ROAD IS NOT GOOD'. Yet,go to CHALLENGE,RINGROAD,IWO ROAD,YOU WILL SEE. Is this the CHANGE WE WANT?? EHN?? FOR GOVT. TO DENY US WHAT OTHER PLACES ARE ENJOYING,COS OF THE ROAD DAT IS THEIR RESPONSIBILITY?? GOD!!! I CANT IMAGINE an EX-COUPIST to now take charge.



MR PRESIDENT,I SUPPORT YOU WITH MY HEART. KEEP DOING IT.

I'm waiting for the day i will be A DAD like the OP, also ob valentines day. I'd give my life for it. . . Apart from being on val, THE JOY OF BEIGN A DAD IS GREAT(WITH MONEY O). I once had my Ex pretend as if she is pregnant for me. I would say,'baby,hope the girl is kicking' she would say : 'yes , i sang for it lasr night' . This gives me pleasure than heavenly feelings.


I'm sure its the wife/mum that makes the LITTLE MR soooo cute. . Why i CANT MARRY a churchie/GOD'S PLAN(LOL).


MR VALENTINE,WELCOME. I have a gift. . .bt wait till u are 1(mean it i,lol).

CONGRATS MR&MRS,MUMMY&DADDY VAL. sir,hw u take do am??

Babe,you are great. Be better than DAD in anything. Love ya loads bro

I was in church today,and the pastor was like: God,pls send A WHITE MAN to bless me(SUPERIORITY COMPLEX,THINKING WHITES ARE SUPERIOR). I was laughing and also angry(i just went for fun self). See, lets face it. We Africans are: DUMB,ST.UPID,CLUELESS& LAZY. If u wanna prove me wrong,check the comments. Normally,the SON(standard organisation of Nigeria) ought to be blamed partially. You see,it because of our FOOLISHNESS that we ascribe this to DEVIL&RITUALS(i dnt ascribe my success to God,or my failure to Devil,am 100% responsible). The tyres are either: FAIRLY USED or BRAND NEW(bt far toooo old). SON should make sure that substandard goods dont reach our honorable country(forget customs,stvpid service they are). On the INDIVIDUAL PART,this error could have been avoided by(1)buying QUALITY TYRES NO MATTER THE PRICE.(2)Check your conditions before setting out(THATS MY DAD FOR YOU),engine/brake oil,TYRES,water in the radiator,etc.

Now,to the AFRICAN MENTALITY OF IGNORANT GOONS here, God must really be a good nigga for letting this happen,why? Cos they probably disobeyed him,or because HE WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS. Its until the GOD/DEVIL MENTALITY is gone,we wont succeed. A white country would make sure such dont happen,and they correct their errors,wonder they are smart. Alas,my kinsmen would say: ITS RITUAL,ELECTION THINGS. C'mon, accidents like this happen during election times,right. If NO,then you should know that YOU ARE PLAINLY CLUELESS. If YES,then proof,or you are dumb.


WELL,EVEN IF I DONT HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST GMB, his COUPIST RECORD ALREADY TURN ME OFF. SO,NO MATTER WHAT, MR. PRESIDENT HAS MY RESPECT&BACKING. MR PRESIDENT. . . . . . . . FIGHTING.


Mothers, Hope you are truly in a PEACEFUL PLACE,IF SO, REST ON.
(I DNT JOKE WITH MUMS)
ADIEU MOTHERS,if truly it exist. . Pray I make it

gememerald:
Sorry give me yours.

09038586282. . . Will be waiting. Thanks

When i first heard abt his case,i was angry at POVERTY. IF i were a RICH MAN,i dnt care to buy JOHNS HOPKINS HOSPITAL because of him.

I was feeling fly few minutea ago,until i saw this. . My stomach became upset,and the food u was warming became meaninless to me. Why?? COS I KNOW WE WONT SEE THE DJ AGAIN,BACK TO HIS HEALTH,AND MIXING SONGS FOR US. .

Dj,i dnt knw u personally,bt I, WILL MISS YOU. I WAS EXPECTING TO SEE HIM ALREADY Dj'. Death,you can bleep yourself.

RIP SIR.(A TEAR JUST ESCAPED FRM MY EYE).

When i first had abt his case,i was angry at POVERTY. IF i were a RICH MAN,i dnt care to buy JOHNS HOPKINS HOSPITAL because of him.

I was feeling fly few minutea ago,until i saw this. . My stomach became upset,and the food u was warming became meaninless to me. Why?? COS I KNOW WE WONT SEE THE DJ AGAIN,BACK TO HIS HEALTH,AND MIXING SONGS FOR US. .

Dj,i dnt knw u personally,bt I, WILL MISS YOU. I WAS EXPECTING TO SEE HIM ALREADY Dj'. Death,you can bleep yourself.

RIP SIR.(A TEAR JUST ESCAPED FRM MY EYE).

gememerald:
You can contact me for that
But you'll have to increase your budget.

give me your whatsapp ID

Hello,i have a TOSHIBA TECRA M9 NOTEBOOK(old hun,?). I want to fix the screen(my bro stepped on it). Bear it in mind that i am a student. How much can i do it(have 7k budget). Its urgent. Thanks


Cc: gememerald,roselynbas

Horluwahighdee:
my boss stil plenty here sha. i don 4gt abt dz forum wen MEE101 dey.lolz nawa o.i av only met 3-4nairalanders sha buh stil wana meet more. happy valentine day ooo.

nobody has met me. . . . Except BLESHH wey we dey run packages together(d guy dey coded. . Chai!!). . . . Infact,i give up. If not for this MEE101, i for dey happy. . . Incase wanna meet up. . . Holla : whatsapp/calls: 09038586282. . . .F.U.T.A boys, \/\/ 3 T00 T3C|-|

Treyknowles:
OP,how old are you?

you know, there as some questions that are so dumb that you will just laugh over it. BTW, I SHOULD NOT REPLY QUESTION ANYHOW. PEOPLE ARE ALREADY KNOWING ME OUTSIDE NAIRALAND. i wouldnt want to jeopardise my reputation/endanger myself by revealing too much. ISNT IT SUPPOSED TO BE A 'FACELESS FORUM'?. IF NOT THAT I AM SO BUSY THESE DAYS,YOU WOULD SEE THAT THE QUESTION IS TOTAL BS and UNACCEPTABLE

killercute16:
Congrats op,enjoy yourself,make ur parent proud of you,be the best you can be and make good grades(EEE aint sharwama oh)...most of all be a Man

oga,give me cues/tips nah. I have prob. Wit MEE101. HELEP A YOUNGER BROTHER NAH

Fraih:
welcome to FUTA officially,
dis day,ur name which was written in pencil is now written with PEN...
Wish you all d best in ds land...strive for dat grade u want,u havent written a test yet, its still a fresh and brand new start for you.
be focused and determined, and keep telling yourself you can make it.

thank ma'am. I actually have ishh wit a course: MEE101,its damn tasking,and i didnt do TECHNICAL DRAWING @SECONDARY SCHOOL. ANY TIP(S)?

Couldnt charge my phone. . Manage to take these pics

Hello nairalanders. As you have known, i am dekatron,and i have a topic on NL. This would be my second,and is a joyous TOPIC,LOL




Anyways,today was my. . . .guess. . Well,u did guess right: 'MY MATRICULATION DAY'. As you would find out,its a federal UNI.

I woke up this morning,having curse PHCN for not giving us power,my phone was dead. I took my bath,and after some brainstorming,i decided to take noodles. Off to class(these lecturers self. . ),sat down and 'enjoyed the boring lecture'. 9:34,i carried my a.ss back to my house(i leave off campus) and changed my shirt. YES!!! ITS TODAY!! .

Happily,i grabed my MATRICULATION GOWN,OFF I GO!! I went down to the 2,500 auditorium. You know i said my phone was dead, the first parent was ?? Yea,you guessed right. My dad!!. I saw him trying to call me. Later,he called my sister. Few minutes later, mum&younger sister entered,and mehn,mum was so tired.I was trying calling him,he looked at me and frowned,den laughed.


Matric has finished,immedaitely mum got to my seat,she grabbed my arm like she us my wife,she whispered to my ears, 'i brought a new shoe and cloth for you' . I smiled. Later,we got a spot RIGHT INSIDE THE AUDITORIUM(the security no gree,until dem chop rice&turkey). After every every,left for my house(on my way,saw my crush(the grl mark sense), she said she is coming to my lodge(kai,temptation things,oga redbenson,no think am o,lol). Today may turn out well wit her(intimacy or not).




Ladies&gents,today,11th February 2015, i got MATRICULATED as a student: FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OF TECHNOLOGY,AKURE. My journey as an ELECTRICAL/ELECTRONIC ENGINEER. Pray/ advice me. I want atleast 4.7.

Now,nobody would comment. To topic:


Mehn,i gats study hard o. . . Hmmmmm
. . . . Issokay. If Tesla knew these are possible,i bet he'd say NO

Finally,gat to comment.

Anybody listen to political news/programmes??

It was THESE same LEADERS that were like(not in exact word) :


'we look up to Nigeria as our mother' - joyce banda,malawi


'Nigeria has been our influence,bearing us in our hands like a mother does,Nigeria,we look up to you'- cameroonian president.

Source- EDMUND OBILO,VOICES.SPLASH FM 105 5,Ibadan(dnt question/quote me, THE MAN IS UNBIASED AND PROVES EVERYWORDS HE SAYS. . . SEE,Its politics. Same politicians will WELCOME KIM UN JUN(watever his name),and start saying: NORTH KOREA CONTRIBUTED TO SECURITY(NORTH-SOUTH KOREA BORDER HAS ONE OF THE BEST EVER TECH. PROTECTION,THAT RULER KIM COULD CHALLENGE OBAMA NOT TO SHOOT A MISSILE,ELSE. . ). THESE SAME PEOPLE WOULD SEAT AT THE U.N,AND START CRYING OFFENCE AGAINST HUMANITY. C'mon,everybody needs an ally,and seeks his own interest.

LET MS(SEN)CLINTON come to Nigeria,i bet my life, she will PRAISE THE PRESIDENT,and sat Good of Nigeria,yet, get to WASHINGTON& NEW YORK(U.N) to start attacking. . . . . . Y'ALL NIGGS KNW WHA?? ITS POLITICS,REAL POLITICS.

The same 'WORLD LEADERS WLL ATTACK YOWERI MUSAVENI OF MORNACHY&TIRANY,YET PRAISE HIM WEN VISITING.


Now,France is saying: NIGERUA IS INVESTORS UNAVOIDABLE DESTINATION. .




Make i go night class,AND MR OBILO,I MISS YOU. Y'ALL LISTEN @8-11(am),SATDAYS,7-9,10-11,wednesday@105.5 or splashfm.com


pardon my typos,i was furious at people that attack MR PRESIDENT. I CAN FEEL THE TRANSFORMATION,and atleast,even as a PRESIDENT, YOU ALL NEED TO RESPECT HIM.

Some of us,our younger ones/colleagues/school juniors CANT say a percentage of wat MY PRESIDENT TAKES IN A SEC.

THE OLD FOOL,MUSAVENI OR WAH EVA, would have u all tracked and DEALT WIT,IF U SAY THIS IN UGANDA,YET HE IS TALKING LIKE A SAINT.

INFACT,I give up.

danyel09:
Dude talking like he knows the fone am using, soo pathetic

infact,i gv up




learn to read btw lines

prettyjo:
lovely.
my husband must be rich

aunty,no vex o




wen u reach 40,u go hear am

prettyjo:
lovely.
my husband must be rich

aunty,no vex o




wen u reach 40,u go hear am