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You care so much about your future and the best way to safe guard it is to "quickly use and dump" women? na which future you say you dey protect again?
Leave devil out of it.... Your mindset is the tool the devil is using to destroy you. Sleeping with random girls up and down while knowing thatt you have no plans to be with them is what will ruin you. Stop looking for women to blame for all your self infkicted misfortune.

dinma007:
Abuja based Nigerian lady, Azubike Chinenye took to Facebook to narrate how she woke up in the middle of the night to find her neighbour naked and laying curses on her husband and his side chick,

According to the woman, the side chick has made her husband her money machine with the help of an Abuja pastor. She then cursed her saying cancer should eat her up, and also cursed her husband saying his manhood will never function again.

Read below...

"Last night, my son sleep walked into my room and laid next to me. I am not a deep sleeper so I noticed a presence. I stood up to switch off the fan and allow the natural air so he doesn't get cold.
About to lay down and I heard a voice crying and saying, "unless my hands are not clean" I bent down and peeped through the window where I heard the voice from and saw a woman who I guess is my next compound neighbour. She was naked standing with a pot or calabash or something. I wanted to take pictures but for the first time, I had to fear my life.
She said and I quote, " Shantel Mukoro, you have decided not to allow me enjoy my marriage, you have made my husband your money machine. You and your pastor (name withheld but I know him, he's a popular man in Abuja) have used charm to get my husband. Unless my hands are not clean, let evil come upon me but if I'm innocent and I've suffered with this man, let cancer eat you up. As for you my husband, may your manhood never function again. Today, I transfer your glory to me, I will be the bread winner while you remain at home since you've decided to pay me evil for good". She kept repeating these words without mistakes 14x.
Do you know my happiness? She was kind enough to curse her husband same way she cursed the side chic
So if you're Shantel Mukoro based in Abuja and doing business with a fake pastor to get rich married men, please start saving money for chemotherapy because that woman stood naked in tears cursing them.
This happened exactly 1.23 am Nigerian time.
Feel free to share until Shantel Mukoro sees this.
Now I know why some men who were once vibrant are now being controlled by their wives.
Una good morning"

http://www.lailasblog.com/let-cancer-eat-woman-wakes-middle-night-lay-curses-husbands-sidechick-abuja/

Stupid poster, why hide the name of the pastor?

It seems the government pays for the upkeep of those kids that is why she has them plenty.

Hold on bro. Abeg no jump just yet. There is God stay strong.

tivta:
My brother, mostnNigerian women are illogical, they want to be spoilt by men while only contributing sex. God I miss the good old days...

So you think having a washing machine and a dish washer makes her cheat the man in the division of labor? Do the clothes out themselves in the machine? Do they iron and fold themselves? Do the dishes put themselves in the machine? Stop being naive, you can have a happy home even if you home has all the modern gadgets to help your family cut down on time spent doing chores. Nigeria is too backward, people are developing things to make their lives easy Nigerian men are angry when their women get gadgets to help them save time. Later una go travel abroad or watch oyinbo movies and say chai! Oyinbo is blessed o. Yet you hate to use your brains to make life easy for yourselves because of stupid ego. Wetin you win? Bread winner? Do you feed her gold? I am sure if you decide to play the wifey role that your wife will go out there and feed you too.

To know if he is a good provider, test him too. When he makes you sleep in the kitchen, you make him sleep in the toilet or store.

Will you say otherwise?

Daboomb:
You children of nowadays are just to ignorant to know anything!
What is Barbaric about African/nigerian tradition?

The Chinese have Tradition that they still uphold up till today, the Americans do, the Aussies do but it is onl in Africa/nigeria that you will hear all these empty, ill-bred children condemning anything that is theirs.

The important question we should be asking is: Does it produce RESULT or does it WORK?
Chinese accapuncture is traditional chinese medicine.
Does it work or produce result? Well, you wont know but l know just as well as other intelligent people do, that it works, so much so that even Western medicine is studying and adopting it.

Does it (Nigerian traditional medicine and practices) work? ofcourse, they do work.
But we need to investigate them, refine them and improve any part that may not be up to standard, in terms of storage, hygiene, measurements and propagation.

"Children" of today should stop putting their mouth into things they have zero knowledge about!

We are seeing the result of your so-called modernity and civilization in yoru failed marriages, increased "drop-dead" syndrome, increased criminality, unemployment, e.t.c

All you do is destroy what has 'been', what has workd in the past and still works, with nothing to offer in exchange


***I know y'all have techno phone and free data nowadays and you will use it ot abus eme, please carry-on. ****

So drinking corpse water is a tradition you want to fight to keep?

That is what women have been going through in some communities. People instead of fighting for them will say if her hands are clean, why is she afraid?

2shure:
Shekau dem neva fit locate
Na kanu dem dey find.
Kanu sef wan turn To shekau
Dey gif live interviews,threats and recordings from the bush.
Hahahahahahahaha..wen we we re beggin him jus as we begged dumb ass naija during mmm scam
He never listened.
He don too watch terrorists movies
Dah na y he think say he big pass naija.
The return of makavelli 2pac.
Heya
Poor cownu

They can locate Shekau they just don't want to. Don't mind all those fabulous they have been giving you.

Human beings ehn..... Dont Worry mama, they will return home soon.

They have carried their animalistic instincts there ba? They should deport all the fighters.

Jakumo:
Nigerians can be extremely rude and conceited when traveling internationally. This uncouth villager conduct is a well-known phenomenon, among air crews in particular, so this woman is not making any claims that are not based on observable fact.

It is extremely rare to ever hear a "please" or "thank you" from passengers on flights in and out of Nigeria, when flight attendants serve passengers food and drinks, or respond to their passengers' numerous requests during the flight.

A typical exchange would be as follows.

Fat Nigerian passenger ( calling the flight attendant ) : Hsssssss. Hssssssss. Hssssssss.

Flight attendant : Yes, how can I help you sir ?

Fat Nigerian Passenger : Give me wine. I want to drink wine.

Flight attendant : Certainly, sir, just as soon as we are done serving lunch, I'll get you another glass of wine.

Fat Nigerian Passenger : I want to drink wine NOW. Give me wine.

2nd fat Nigerian passenger : Hssssssss. Hsssssssss. Hssssss.

Flight Attendant : Yes, how can I help you madam ?

2nd fat Nigerian passenger : Give me more food. This one is not enough.

Flight Attendant : When the rest of the passengers have eaten Madam, there might be some left over, and I will bring an extra serving over then.

2nd fat Nigerian passenger : I want more food now. Bring plenty food now.

The infantile, arrogant and rowdy behavior continues in the airport terminal. In London's Heathrow and Gatwick Airports, it is possible to locate the check-in desks for Nigerian-bound flights, simply by the sound of the hysterical screaming and shouting, as Nigerians abandon any semblance of civilized decorum, and grapple one another like wild beasts in full stampede mode, as they swarm the check-in desk by feverishly clambering over the heads of other passengers, while dragging 200 pounds of luggage and shrieking babies in tow.

Appart from the shrieking babies which I don't count as a negative, the rest of your narrative ( although not all are over weight) is 10000% true. Nigerians boarding is like a zoo gate swung open. I heard Chinese are worse tho. A Chinese pal of mine was lamenting. She said they fight a lot mid flight too

NPComplete:
U don't know that guy? He has been running a long con on Nairaland.

The day I started suspecting him was when someone created a thread looking for a spiritual solution to a problem and on that same thread someone else suggested the guy stating he is very powerful and all of a sudden the guy who created the thread started revering the guy like he was the answer to all problems.

It took me less than 3 seconds to realise that he is the same guy that created created the thread and suggested himself to himself so that other people reading will think he is truly that powerful. He has been doing that on other people's thread too. Using an alternate monicker to vouch for himself when people come with their problems.

Hian! I have been on a few posts with spiritual talks but I prolly did not notice that Monika. So he offers service for a fee and then zaps with their money? They should see it as a lesson exactly as the OP has turned his own for a good lesson.

4kings:
Thanks, you're and AnonyNymous are pointing at the same direction.
I gues i should start judging more on reason and less on emotions regarding issues like this.

Yes pause and think critically before taking actions. Ya welcome.

bitrhyme:
Geoworldedu i just wish i could buy you a chilled bottle of gulder, although i dont know your brand, please keep spreading this so that touts like demigods666 will stay off nairaland. Thanks a lot bro

Who is demigod666 again?

Anyway OP yes the heavens can help a man but it take faith and courage if you are not naturally gifted with those. The problem with us humans is that waiting is hard to do. Hunger no Sabi come come tomorrow. Life lesson are designed to help us gain wisdom as we journey through life.

Tamass:
So sad feel like crying! I wish say na for 9ja here we catch that paedophile..he for hear am

Naija no dey do them anything. It's easier to die by mobbing when you steal Maggi in Nigeria than even go to jail for rape. #50k and they Grant the rapist bail.

This story confuse me. The poor children I feel sorry for. That girl saw that killer looking, gang banging thug and brought him into her home. She use her selfishness kill her son.

War never come Dem Don dey go on mini exile. I just hope this struggle is settled amicably.

4kings:
Hmm, that's another good point. Thanks.

Oga Delishpot, what if the situation is a case of your close friend consistently cheating on his wife with her best friend? Now you're also close to the wife, however, telling this to the wife might lead to a big disaster and even the end of the marriage and your relationship with your friend, and would put her in a very sick emotional state.
But keeping silent, will possibly have no effect(with hopes that the man might change). What would you do?

It is not a crime to say " I choose not to involve myself " if she asks you directly. If she doesn't ask you, I'd say unless you feel not telling her would cause more harm than good, then keep your need to yourself. If the man's action is going against your principles speak with him about it and if he still doesn't listen, cut off from him or avoid going places with him where he does such things. Silence doesn't have to be taken literally, it could also mean not talking about a particular topic.

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9jakohai:
Well

1.Did it once for one patient with pulmonary embolisim. Survived
2.Did it for another woman with eclampsia...survived.
3.Did it for a HIV patient stage 4...survived.(Died later..stage 4).

And the ones that died

1.One of them needed a heart transplant ....which his parents could not afford.
2.Another was a patient with multisystem organ failure.
3.A third was a kidney patient...whose kidney was on its last legs. Needed transplant.

Many more to count.

P.S: SEMPON (Society of Emergency Medical Practitioners of Nigeria) organizes training for medics and interested members of the public. Next training is next year. Info here http://www.sempon.org.ng/

Where do you work ? You sound like someone who loves his job. It will be good to note so that people who need good doctors can locate you . But only you and a very few others can't keep the ball rolling on a maximum level. We need more doctors to be proactive too. Send that link to other naija hospitals. They need it. Me I can perform CPR.

As if he will agree to Biafra if he ascends the throne. Na so Dem dey use sweet mouth win votes. Watch how Biafra so would ignorantly vote for him thinking he would be the new Messiah. They never learn to look beyond sweet nothings whispered by politicians when they frolic in the bed with voters before elections just to get votes.

aDEOetREGE:
As mess no get toilet, you fit mess kill ur boss or interviewer too na.... Or what ya think?

I think say topic say in presence of your partner? I no know say my boss and interviewer Don become partners o. Well, if they are, YES! I shall mess but they shall not die.

But true true, mess no get toilet.

IAMSASHY:
d tin self dey smh, some guys do run away 4rm single mums, it's so suspicious dat Op wants such, Wateva his reasons mayb, everyone shud jst b careful

For sure.

aDEOetREGE:
Celebrated kwa

Yes o. If the Kids fart, they get patted on the back with the question..... Did it come out well? abegi, mess no get toilet Jor! Maybe na because I never smell the one wey go make me vex so far that's why it's no biggie at my side.

9jakohai:
Watch it, bro...many of us medical people....can do CPR.

Heck, we even have CME's that are all about CPR/BLS/ALS.....even up to some people offering certification !

YINMU .......Na so. How many una Don do for patients wey dey die like fowl for una hands?

Why not? Farting is celebrated in my home o.

IAMSASHY:

Na lie I talk?

Sad. Nigeria has been in this State for a looking time. People only truly notice 8t when it strikes home or closer to home. Nigerian doctors can't even perform ordinary CPR if Care is not taken.

uzodimma4sunnex:
Hi my name is buchi, I Live in Lagos. I am 33 years old, I am tall and chocolate in complexion and I have a good job so I'm doing fine for myself.
I need a beautiful and matured single mom from any tribe for a serious relationship but must reside in Lagos.
Kindly reach me on zero seven zero three nine seven six five four three four (WhatsApp only).
Thanks

Wetin you want use her pickin do? Why look exclusively for a woman with child? ABI you want woman wey you dey sure say go born for you?

I tire for all these chess games.