Maka y,we wnt it nwww

The next day once we entered the class and sat down,Aunty Chi,as I learnt she was called,called out our names from a big book,after we have all answered,she started writing something on the board.

Since the promise of icecream wasn't redeemed,I turned to my seat partner and pinched his ear real hard,waiting for him to retaliate so we can fight.Instead,he started crying,the teacher turned immediately and asked him who was beating him,he pointed at me.As innocent as a dove I gave the teacher a pitiful look,she carried the boy and after saying soothing words to him,sat him down again.

I started making faces at the boy,like a cry baby he was he started crying again.I smiled,this is gona be fun,but this time I was unlucky,Aunty Chi caught me,she took me to another seat,this time my seat partner didn't look quiet at all.His head alone,bigger than everyother part of his body,spells trouble.

I was not to be deterred by his looks,I wanted somebody who I would fight with,Vitalis,was becoming less interested in fighting me,so I was missing fights.I pulled the boys ears and GBAM! He struck my hand forcefully on the desk,I winced in pain.

This was just not a fight fought with simple weapon,I called on my ever reliable weapons,my nails,sharper than blade,no matter how short they are cut.With full force I scratched his face,that was too much for him,he burst into tears.

I was yet changed to another seat,after designing the girls face with blood dripping from her face,Aunty Chi brought a vacant seat,placed it near her table,then with a cane ordered me to sit never to leave the seat.

From my new position I was like a lion,waiting for whoever will near my den,an unlucky girl who came to drop her pencil on the table became the victim,I pulled her hair and we started fighting.This time the teacher flogged me mercilessly,not knowing she set off an alarm,I wailed on top of my voice attracting the headmaster and some other teachers,they must have thought that a monster found its way inside the class.

After the incident,I got into another fight,this time Aunty Chi changed language automatically,instead of the normal English she used on us,she said'bia nwa a,obere ekwensu,oburo so gi no na klaasi a,ndi a aburo ogbo gi'(this child,little devil,you aren't the only one in this class,these kids aren't ur mates)

who cares about age,I kept shining my ever bright eyes for her,she went outside and came back with a chain,my heart skipped some beats,thinking it was to be used on me,well it was used on me,because later,when the teacher wanted to go out,she tied my leg to the chair I was sitting on and padlocked it,to avoid stories that touch.

When school dismissed she unlocked me and personally handed me over to the driver....

Aghagba: Following.interesting piece

u r wlcm

Cheriepet: Job well done

The Rock u bring humour into d story so keep it up

Ella dearie u re doing great, bt i would want u to put more emotions into ur writings to keep ur readers glued n attach to d story.

in all u guys re great

patiently following

tnx a lot,I rili appreciate,wl sit up

Nw sb's head is seriously swelling

The rock5555: Am so loving this my partner's work. I go continue in the evening.

Thumbs up dearie

philcz: arh! Even my uneducated Driver Adegwurulez is reading this story.its a sure evidence that this is going to be a nice piece.

oga mi,I see u o,na update u wan knack us abi

dammygoody: I'm so so loving this,welldone Ella-luv and rock............in fact,welldone once again ............more grease to your elbows,I enjoy stories like this,especially the different worlds stuff..........keep up the good work

tnx a lot

Few years later,I overheard(I hear almost everything before the news is broken to me) my mum telling my dad that I was to start going to school that september.I was so happy,atlast I was going to start goin to school like princess,vitalis and the others.

On my 1st day at school,I was looking so neat,dressed on dark green shorts,white top and a pair of white sneakers,with my hair plaited.

We were directed to the proprietor's office,where a short pregnant man offered us seats.After exchanging pleasanteries with my mum,his 1st question was'madam,is this your daughter?

My mum smiled and answered yes,he then went ahead to ask me my name.'Ucheoma Chimuanya Beryl',I answered.He pressed something and a man emerged from the door.'Take them to the headmaster's office',he said to the man,then turning to my mum,he smiled,looking like a doughnut,and said'welcome to Divine Love Montessori school,we'll give your child the best'My mum returned the smile and we were led out by the man.

We stopped in front of a building and entered,the man opened the door,and we entered to see another pregnant man,we sat and the man got down to business immediately.

'You are Mrs Ucheoma right?he asked,my mum answered in the affirmative.He smiled and said'you are welcome madam'.

Turning to me he said'whats your name baby girl and how old are you?,smiling I answered'my name is Ucheoma Chimuanya Beryl,I am 4years,10months old'

After asking my mum some other questions he led us to a room where I saw kids I was bigger than reciting something,he turned to me and said'Beryl this is your class nursery 1A,be a good girl okay?,he beckoned on a woman and told her to give me a seat,he shook my mum and left.

'Baby,you know kids that fight are bad kids and they don't get icecream? my mum asked me,I nodded and she continued,'don't fight else you won't get icecream'I nodded,she pecked me and left.

The woman took me to the front,carrying my bag and lunchbox,she asked me to sit with a little boy,then she handed my things over to another woman.

I started looking around the whole place,making sure I saw everything clearly so as not to make mistakes while telling my brothers about the place.After looking around,I then settled my eyes on the boy sitting with me,looking at his ears I felt like pinching him to know if he'll slap me like vitalis,but I remembered the icecream I was promised,I rested my head on the desk and slept off.

I was woken when my food was brought to me,after eating I saw other kids leaving,I joined them and when I got outside I saw princess,my cousin who was born the same day with me on a swing.

I ran to her,and she told me that she was in nursery 2,we started our normal run,just then a bell rang and everybody started running inside,I ran inside with princess when we got to her seat,we pushed the girl,sitting down on the seat down.

I sat down with her and we started the game of pointing at eachother's face,while doing that,the woman came in and took me back to that room telling me that I'm yet to enter nursery 2 so I was not to be seen there again.

After sometime,the bell rang again,everybody moved out and lined up,those two pregnant men came and said the prayers,with many men and women standing with them,when the prayers ended,they sang and people started coming inside the school,just then I saw our driver,I ran to him and he asked me to take him to my class,I looked at him confused,he then asked me to take him to the place my mum left me in the morning,we went there,he picked my things,and when we got to the car,Vitalis was already there,we entered,and I started talking about all that happened.

We got home,with no icecream,I refused to eat and went to bed,with my clothes on..

Oga mi,am enjoying it

Just as I was about to cross over to the position where Mike was,I saw a very big cockroach advancing towards me.After snake,cockroach was the next thing that scares the wits outta me,on seeing the cockroach,I flew towards Mike,getting him scared.

He forgot about smiling at that moment,but when he saw what was pursuing me,he hissed and asked me to kneel down.'what kinda badluck is this,1st am going to eat rotten banana,now this',I thought.

On a normal day I wouldn't have listened to him,but remembering how a big man was swallowed by a big snake,I obeyed.He then asked me to come between his legs,that I was going to take the banana with my mouth.

As obedient as ever I went to do what I was commanded,but at a closer look,I said,'this looks like vitalis' pee-pee.'but it can't be,this is big,it can't be a pee-pee,Mike who was getting impatient pushed my head down on it.

The smell was like the body of the mechanic that repairs my dad's car.'open your mouth',he commanded,trying to block the smell off,I opened my mouth,then bit the banana,Mike jerked back and asked me to lick like an icecream.As I was licking,he held my hair and started moving it faster up and down the banana,making funny noises.

The way he was moving my hair gave me pain,I started getting tired,worst of all the banana wasn't sweet at all.I tasted something salty on my tongue,gosh,that was the taste of pee,I knew the taste very well because I normally lick my pee.

I started struggling to lift my head,and as luck would have it,he has loosened the grip on my head,I raised my head and looked at him,his eyes were closed,the way my uncle closes his eyes while praying.when he opened his eyes and saw me looking at him,he gave me that smile again.

'Beryl baby,don't tell anybody about this banana,else that snake will come'he said.I nodded frightfully.

He later zipped his trousers,holding my hands he took me back to the main house.I dozed off on the sofa.I was woken by my brother when he came back from school.

'Vita do you know........'I started but cut myself short when I remembered the snake.

Few days later Mike left,I forgot about everything,forgot about the snake,started my data collection once more

The rock5555: Una good morning oo, typing sharp sharp

are u sure

philcz: *make i comment*, so far so gud Ella nd Rock. The story is gettin more interesting,keep it up...

tnx sir

kingphilip: I was here..... U guys are doing a nyc work here but lemme take my tym to undastd the tory a lil 1st

tnx,make ur self comfortable

The rock5555: Hahahaha. Banana tinz on ur mind

big banana o




gud mrnin all of ya,dese comments hv rili encouraged me mre,i dey come

I tire o

Am dead wt lafta

I don update o,tey tey

I no fit shout o

'Beryl,Beryl,babyyyy',that was Mike,a brother to one of the tenants,Mike was very tall and bigger than my father,when I heard my name,I pretended not to,because I was by the window,listening to what the nanny was saying over the phone.On hearing the word baby,I forgot about whatever the nanny was saying,I so much loved to be addressed as a baby that I could forfeit my toys just to be called that name.

I rushed to the apartment where Mike lived with his brother,to meet him at the verandah,grinning from ear to ear,I answered him,'yes,you called me?

'Do you want to eat banana?he asked.Now,that was my favourite fruit,you don't ask a dog if it wants to eat poo.The smile on my face widened and I nodded continuously to emphasize how serious I was saying yes.

'Oya,come inside and take banana'he said,not allowing him to finish,I went in before him,with my ever bright eyes that was brighter at the thought of taking banana,I scanned the dining and the sitting room,expecting a bunch of banana beckoning on me.Their was nothing,'it might be inside the fridge',I thought.

Mike came in,sat down and started smiling mischievously at me.'you must be kidding,don't even play pranks with me,no,not after sacrificing the data I was collecting by the window'I said within me.

Having waited for few seconds,with no banana forthcoming,I decided to remind him incase he forgot.
'Mike,emmm,the banana',I said to him.

'Beryl baby,you want to eat banana abi'he asked.'before nko,what did I enter the room for in the 1st place' I almost answered,but that might make me lose the banana,rather I simply nodded my head.

'shey you like big banana',he further asked,I nodded smiling,the wait wasn't worthless afterall.He then asked me to sit down.'pls am doing something outside I can't sit',I replied...'okay na,go and continue what you were doing since you don't want banana'he said,with a frown on his face.

I immediately went and sat down with him,instead of getting up to get the banana,he started unzipping his trousers.He brought out something from his trousers and asked me to come closer.

'Baby,come and take banana'he said,'this banana is very sweet,come okay?I looked at him incredulously wondering if he had gone nuts,when did bananas leave their white colour for dark brown,how was I to eat spoilt banana,worst of all,it was inbetween his legs.He must have farted severally on the banana.

When he saw that I wasn't prepared to move an inch near him,he said'Beryl,shey you saw how a big snake swallowed that man in the movie,I will call that snake for you'.On hearing this I sprang up from my seat,but as I was going to his position,I saw something...

The rock5555: Na u dey try pass na

pls readers we need una comments oo, all criticsm and corrections would be appreciated. This story still has a long way to go.

Thanks y'all.

Signed- co-writer. The Rock

exactly,I do wonder if d story is dt borin

titilayo.1993:
It will be Adaobi

ur head dey dia

U r damn funny

Ds Betty again,nansense

Wow

Chased samuel out,mayb l8r open d backyard door 4 him,or beta stl create a room 4 him insyd hs wardrobe


ehee chistar,I haff cash(catch)u 2day,u no dey wash regularly abi
#wash 2day wear 2mr#

adegwurulez: i don show... *abeg make una open dis windows small na, its hot in here*

hmm!! ella and rock, i so much trust una. dis is going to be the bomb

AC and an executive couch on the way,place nyansh gingerly on d seat as u wait,d redboys and oga rattus wnt wana b disturbd

lekinz:

Meaning?

it shall b well

Dnt knw wt to say


but I don comment

Dts d knda trouble sleepn arnd brings

lekinz:

My phone was stolen yesterday....

ogadimma

Make e no b kofo o,i dnt wana bliv she's bn feedn u lies

Oya naa

Queen,u r gud