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rafhell: Waiting for bakare his running mate

Bros don return to church o..the works of God must move on.

buchilino: IN UR DREAMS, IF THIS slowpoke THINKS DAT NIGERIANS CAN BE EASILY DECEIVED, HIS WASTING HIS TIME. WAT NOW HE WANTS US TO BELIEVE HE IS CAPABLE OF BEING A NATIONAL LEADER THAN A RELIGIOUS OR TRIBAL LEADER.

He is a dreamer na...he is gonna come second again...we already know his position.

At least now he knows what it means to write JAMB 5 times and still fail ...
Anyway, we already know the results of the 2015 presidential election if he death does not prevent him from contesting.

Buhari - second
somebody else - first

HirstMOG: bros which post u hold 4 thr mak i fit locate u if i reach...Mr. Obayagbon say na oyeh, so all na oyeh company.

I be the international recruiter. Thanks.

pobosky20: Abeg,na zoology i read o and na four n half years experience i get for bank,shey man pikin fit apply?

Search for Pyyxxaro. Both of you can team up to start something. He read ANIMAL HUSBANDRY and/or midwifery.
Good luck

[quote author=A-town]Prolly not. This is actually an open position. I know this because a friend was solicited recently. He has more than 5years and was told about this position before they posted it so i know they are genuinely looking for someone with experience. It doesn't hurt to try but don't get your hopes up[/quote]Yeah, I get. Was just encouraging the brother not to be discouraged altogether.

Cahmegga: Wow! This is my field! As a Mechanical Engineer, my knowlegde of alternative Energy sources woulda bin really helpful.......but 5years working experience?!

Pass!!!!

If you have up to 3, you could still apply. Even if it is 2...You never can tell.

pyyxxaro: ANIMAL HUSBANDRY(2.1).........

Na wah o. This one serious. Animal Husband? .

Anyway, this is more or less related to health sciences. You could try all those physio companies or vet coys, or even other business companies every company needs a health personnel. You could market yourself well to them to convince them of what you can do.

Another thing is, I hope you are planning on improving your resume? I aint talking about writing it but getting more qualifications preferably in related fields but delving into other areas too might not be a bad idea. Areas like medicine/health or even in sciences or management (accounting, etc). Its a matter of being versatile.

Vet business might be a good one to start (your own)...and gradually you could expand to animal sales (dog sale is a market mover - not dog pepper soup o) No idea is useless bro. Good luck

_{And Xmas is approaching, we go need chickens, goats, turkey, guinea fowl, and maybe dogs for the calabaris. You might want to consider this.}

infobiz9ja: Imagine what hits F.p when I have been posting top jobs here www.nairaland.com/1385182/premium-vacancies-nairaland-job-seekers

infobiz9ja: Some random Vacancies here also www.nairaland.com/1385182/random-vacancies-infobiz9ja

Info, how do you expect these to hit the FP? The posts have no website, no contact address, no phone number, nothing. Only email address that is even a gmail account (not the coy's). Every one is now scared of being scammed and i dont think NL MODs are ready to take such a risk FP-ing your posts. Esther Breakthrough and all those scam employment agencies still fresh for people's mind na...Step up your game bro...Abeg, for the sake of the unemployed.
Good work for all the job posting though...great guy you are. keep it up. Thanks.

demelza: If only hugging can send the guy to jail, what will they do to someone like me that wants to get belleh for him??

first na to abort the belleh...and then send you go do life sentence.

aku626: when would i get a job in a fantastic oil company dear Lord? Please answer My prayers

Prayer answered immediately:

There is vacancy in a palm oil making coy close to Amukoko, Lagos. The company needs a cashier cum assistant sales rep to help boost her fantastic oil company.

Requirement: Able-bodied with 2 years experience in oil and gas industry. Black belt holder (in case of emergency), tall, muscular and with matchet scars on your forehead (a sign that you have survived fighting street urchins).
Submit your CV in person to:

Mama Alaje Epo Pupa Worldwide Enterprise.
Add: 20 Fatai Onilegogoro Street, Amukoko, Lagos.
Come prepared to start immediately. Salary is very crazy.

uist: i dey go summit my CV

Bros, na apply online dem talk o...no go dey disturb the gateman with your CV wrapped in moi moi nylon o...

Halliburton: Vacancies At Halliburton Energy Services Nigeria Limited
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Story

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Question

Halliburton: Halliburton is recruiting for the vacant position:

Job Title: Technical Advisor, PSL-Sales & Services

Job Location: Victoria Island, Lagos.

Requisition: 00243528

Reference Code: NB00243528_EXT_000

I know the position is already filled

halliburton: Requirements

Completion of an undergraduate degree in Engineering or related discipline required.
Minimum of 5 years of experience in energy services industry preferably as a field professional.

So a whole Halliburton, na only this one position dey? Na wah o. And with min of 5years practical experience, who will fill this position if not the already employed?
SMH. Thanks jare sister for posting the vacancy. God bless ya.

Na wah o. Poor woman. Makes me wanna cry for Nigeria.

When you visit a guy in his house, do not carry all his belongings away - chains, sweater, T-shirts, perf, etc...Abi you wan run us down like Savannah Bank ni?

[quote author=Okija_juju]OBJ- Well Said my Nigga! Well Said!!

Of the 100% that daily criticize this country, only 5% are acutally better than those they criticize.. The rest are just Pharisees..[/quote]Well said my niggi. With you I concur. Let us see the end result of the so-called new generations, the Festus Keyamo, Soludo and co...

Lecturers demanding crazy salaries yet they do practically nothing to helping these students. Even some students do more research thatn most of these lecturers. They care about nothing, they act like gods, tormenting students, preying on our girls like ravenous wolves...sell useless copy and paste handouts...blow grammars in class...SMH. Sometimes, i am temepted to wonder who is better off - Lecturers or politicians. Seems to me like birds of a feather flying in different directions.

Anyway, I hope both sides shift grounds and allow for concession...that's best the way forward.

If na Naija...my peepu for don cast the boy away say na punishment from the gods. Naija I hail o.
On a more serious note, this is another angle for research for these people...I wonder when such curiosity to do research on rare things like that will start in my country

REHOZIBAH: What are you saying? Do u know the number of cases this guy has done for people Pro Bono(Free of Charge),the numbers of 'back to the trenches' sit-ins,'occupy this and that',Protests, etc that he has engaged in all his life...but the fact is that change using the broad spectrum of politics offer the best chance to affect the lives of the majority.

Keep philosophising and engaging in empty soliloquy which will lead to no where and expect change to happen...you better get involved or see as undesirable elements ruin(God forbid) the remnants of the country we all wish to see change for the better

So now that he is leaving all that to go into politics, who will take over? Who will be the voice of the voiceless now? Imagine if all our so-called technocrats dash into politics (for the gain of it truly), who will remain? For a tyotical Nigerian, success is not complete until they vie into politics (to crown it all)...I wonder why Bill Gates isnt into politics yet....I wonder why Adenuga, Jim Ovia, etc arent into politics yet...

Nobody knows what this bros would become in politics...I believe he is retiring into an easy enjoyable life, afterall, everybody has seen that he has fought the good fight...chnated against the govt. As far as he is concerned, "I have done what I should do, 'helped the poor/voiceless'...let me move onto greater things abeg ."...I laugh by myself...

emiye: So you prefer the good guys not to join politics but instead stay as arm chair critics?
Let the bad guys and incompetent ones be involved in politics, isnt it?

What is the problem with nigerians?

So, they always write MR CAPABLE & COMPETENT on their foreheads? Who knew GEJ would become what he is today? Who knew Alamieyegha (how do they even spell that mysterious name self) would become a rogue eventually? Siddon there. You will comeback in a few years time to complain on this thread again. Seun will be waiting for your return

Great! Been looking for people like you. Keep it up bro.

Fadelex: abeg someone shld help me with summary of this epistle

Festus Keyamo, the radical, outspoken activitst who has, for long, vehemently kicked against political insincerity, has become a politician himself. Gunning for Nigeria's Senate.
A sheep that walks with a dog, will soon eat pooh. Keyamo will soon soften his voice and start patronising Nigerians with sayings like "we are working on it. You know, my brother (while adjusting his flowing agbada) it is not easy. At all. Politics is very hard. But trust me, we are on top of the situation"

Insincerity is a major problem in Nigeria. It seems no one can solve the problem without being a politician. soon, every activist will join APC, ACN, PDP HIV, etc in the name of rendering selfless service to help Nigeria while helping their pockets and bank accounts with taxpayer's funds.
If Mahatma Ghandis of the this world, the martin luther kings, etc were politicians, I bet their countries wouldnt be as good as they are now.
Soon, Festus Keyamo for Governor (win at all cost), Festus Keyamo for President (win at all cost)...

We have geography graduates and lecturers yet we do not have e-maps working for us. No GPS, nothing.
We have engineers yet we cannot even manufacture electonics inspite of our population. Chinese phones flood our markets and we rush to buy them. all developed by kids. The first rounds of china phones that came to Nigeria were just experimental ones just to see how some outdated software worked. Now, thy are developing world competitors HTC and co. we kept mocking them but now, we are at their mercies.
WHAT ARE WE LEARNING AT SCHOOOOOOOOOL??

360command: with those ARTS you mentioned which seems not good enough for you , i think there is still alot for ART student in Nigeria and Africa to discover .We need art and science , we cannot all jump on the same boat. The fact that other countries are going into technology does not mean every country should follow. There must be a balance of trade so as it can become a globalized world/economy for everyone.

Agreed, we need Arts. i did not say it was bad. Check the write up. Having been in the academics for a while (nIgeria and abroad), I felt so compelled to write that. Imagine an engineering or computer science student who studied for 5 years without writing any program or code or develop any computer idea. High school students here write better programmes that most of our graduates. It is true bro. I was in Arts and I had a First Class from one of Nigeria's best (currently best actually.) but I switched a little into sciences just to up my game. Even someone who studied History still needs to be sound in tech esp in this modern world of iphones, notebook, palm tops etc...We are seriously lagging behind bro. This is meant to be a wake up call, not much of a debate.
Even our own dear Nairaland remains almost dormant all these years with little next to nothing changing in its platform, features or services. Same cannot be said of Facebook, twitter, instagram, etc some of which started after nairaland. That's not creativity...that's dormancy. MTN, and co cheat us daily even if we pay 10kobo per sms because they know we don't know what's up. In Canada, you could make free calls international (to US)...most of these intel telecomms don't make half of what MTN and co makes from Nigeria.

Tolexander: All these churches should be heavily taxed so as to realise the resources that will be use to construct new roads and the maintainance since they are one of the major users of the road.

True. that's one very good measure.

[quote author=El_capo]U make sense jare... even for our universities nah only theory den dey teach us.. Frm part 1 to part 5, haba i tire.ooo Imagine a cse graduate nt knwing hw to write any code except an old pascal programming even pascal himself don forget say hin write code wey be pascal. or is it dat our lecturers no sabi any practical ni [/quote]Not to sound too critical, i tell you the truth bro, some (if not all) of our lecturers need to go and update themselves. Those guys do no research, nothing new. Little wonder they teach only the limited they know thus producing average students. Everyday, we hear say scientists discovered this, that, those, these etc abroad in the States, Germany, China, Canada, etc but in Nigeria? Never!

I think Seun must have gone abroad (Cotonou). That's why his MODs are just doing anyhow. Now, 2 comments don = frontpage. Plus, the stuff no even make sense self. While other better stories that will benefit people are there, nobody is FP-ing them because money is not involved abi. God is washing you guys o (with OMO detergent)

ABEG READ MY OWN TOPIC JOR: https://www.nairaland.com/1393101/need-change-nigerias-education-trend
Thanks and God bless.

_{I FP my own topic who say idea nor dey?}

emiye: I guess the mother was also too desperate.

No! She did what every mother would do for her son to excel. Ordinarily, she shouldnt have paid all those expenses but mothers have blind love for their kids. She did the right thing. Otherwise, the boy could ask himself (later in life if he fails) that why didnt mother pay for all those expenses then? maybe things could have been different now.
The Nigerian system is polluted. That's the problem...every sector is polluted.

Just probe the officials in charge (who go even do the probing self?). Now, when the boy becomes a mega star for Real Madrid or others and decides to play for the US, Nigerians will open their mouth to say he is a sold out. See now?

Dog! golden retriever and alsatian! My favs

That old man should shut up joor...when he had the opportunity to be Governor then, what did he do? no be money he dey steal up and down till them yeye am comot? Agbaya!