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coogar: stop smoking your pubic hair....
at last, the smileys seem to be disappearing....what a faggöt. i fail to see how where i schooled would feed your hungry stomach today. but that's what the desperate gays do, they are always destined to reveal themselves as intellectual destitutes.



never make it in life? haha
my puppy lives a better life than you do. it's nice to be humble but it's nicer to spew the cold hard truths.......

you are a disgrace to the community that birthed you!

Wow! So u even have a puppy (it could be a lie anyway, we know ), then your puppy must be more intelligent than you...I really see how humble you are...lurking in the shadows on campus for 25years picking pockets...Now, that's humility!

Jarus: Do they still do Maximum Shishi (MSS) at Awo coffe room?

If you ever witnessed a person being meted MSS, you will never steal 50 kobo on campus.

COOGAR was lucky not to be caught...he was in OAU for 25years, not as a student but as a pick pocket, plying his trade around old buka, Angola, and Road 7. I swear,he would never have survived the MSS inspite of his LOBOTOMISED grammars ...crook.

...And in case you forgot, COOGAR, the smileys are there to be used...part of communication mode... Really, you should go back to school...u'd never make it in life with all these LOBOTOMISED grammars of yours...murrrafucca

coogar: see him screaming a man's name like a homoerotic tool. you are so gäy.....if you go to a spërm bank and farts in a test tube, i can bet half of it would get used.

all you do is use smileys like a tramp.....
you are just a whöre starved of attention like postpartum depression!

I would be disappointed if, with all these over-used meaningless grammars, you weren't a nursery school teacher. Since all u did was hover around OAU for 25years picking pockets like a no-gooder, now u are venting ur anger like a frustrated toad, cool down. It's never too late, you could still go back to school to start all over again...sorry Gorilla, life could be mean some times

coogar: stop shouting my name - did you fall off a faggöt tree?

COOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGAAAAAARRRRRRRRR wtf were u doing on campus for 25years without being a student? Ole loru

coogar: how did you even beat your other competition to the ovum? the others must have come from leprechauns, imps or congolese midgets. if you marry a tool like yourself, you would produce simpletons.

oloshious fellow!!!!

OMG! Okay, sit back, relax, don't get worked up. Now, re-read the jargons you wrote. ..impressive! So your mum drank ur papa's sperm with guinness? Little wonder. I should have known...that's probably the reason you are confused... akuri...

Isnt this a wonder! COOGAR claimed not to be a student at OAU yet he knows the story, history, ins and outs of OAU! Daim! Arent u a criminal? U were there when Afrika was martyred, you were there when Revo was president, you were there when Wealth campiagned, you were there when Fryo was apprehended, U knew Dr. 3As, and you are not a Great Ife! OMG! COOOOGARRRRRRR! omo na zozo...

coogar: you have the intelligence of an unborn foetus...
it's funny you don't even know you have become the laughing stock of this thread. you old for nothing bellend.....you must have been conceived via anäl sex. it's the reason you are so full of shytë!

unrepentant faggöt!

Unrepentant? Check the thread, you are the laughing stock...people are amused, more than impressed, with the way u dish out mysterious, childish expressions like a boy eager to impress his disappointed father. It simply shows you are a bestial product of an incestuous family. Gorilla daddy banging the s.hi.t outta his baboon daughters...the product? COOGAR!!!!

Ola Johnson: We were told that the July 10, 1999 attack by some cultists took place in the early hours after the meeting of Kegites Club in Awo Cafe. OAU is the world headquarters of the club. After guys were fully drunk they retired to their rooms. No sooner had they done this than the evil men attacked. George Iwilade (aka Afrika, the Sec Gen of the Students' Union) and about four others were killed.

But how true was the claim by some students that it was the VC, Wale Omole, that asked the cultists from other schools to attack Ife?

Well, that wasnt really the case that Omole was behind the attacks. I think prior to the deadly attacks, some suspected cultists were apprehended by Afrika and co, beaten and then handled over to the school authorities. But after a couple of weeks, the boys were back to campus and rumours had it that Omole let them because of some sort of connection or So, the SUG was upset. So when the July 10 attack happened, the students felt that Omole was involved because he initial role in the release of the suspected cultists.

coogar: this man cannot learn to keep his putrescent mouth shut. do you get paid to constitute a nuisance on a public forum?

the last time i saw something like you, i covered it up with tissue paper and flushed it. words fall from your mouth like turds from arsë - you suffer from diarrhoea of the mouth.

You are so confused . But I am impressed. I am impressed that a school drop out could LOBOTOMISE grammars like fart! Highly impressive. Keep it up. BTW u still havent mentioned your school, Gorilla...don't cover it up with your meaningless words...Either confirm u are a drop out or tell us where u finished from...Maga

Wished there was a position at Old Buka Department for a LOBOTOMISED COOGAR!

Jarus: Wish I could go back to lecturing. I like teaching.

Then go back, share your knowledge with the students. It's always a life long profession...once you start, quitting becomes difficult.

So in short, you didnt go to a school or you are just too embarrassed to mention the school u finished from? OMG! Sorry Gorilla, you have LOBOTOMISED your life

coogar: hahahaha
never went to school indeed! just look at you, an ordinary graphic designer that helps awo boys make campaign banners for SU politics. you should be ashamed of yourself.....

Ashamed? You should be. Ordinary town igboro boy visiting campus to pick pockets!

coogar: you have the swag of an epileptic beast of burden!



where i finished from? where people of your ilk cannot be admitted because of your appalling subzero intelligence quotient!

It's official! Lobotomiser is a high school drop out studying outdated dictionaries to impress his father (well, because he never went to school anyway).

coogar: a careful medical examination should reveal your cerebellum and your thalamus have swapped positions in your brain cavity. you cannot even be coherent to save a life. yet, people rejoiced when you were born. if only they had foresight you were going to be a poor excuse of an adult, they would have offered your head to the gods of your land!

stiffen your middle finger, moisten it and sit on it....

Did you go to school at all? Where did u finish from Mr Lobotomiser Don't be ashamed to say it out...it's okay. Some never made it to a vocational school...

coogar: a careful medical examination should reveal your cerebellum and your thalamus have swapped positions in your brain cavity. you cannot even be coherent to save a life. yet, people rejoiced when you were born. if only they had foresight you were going to be a poor excuse of an adult, they would have offered your head to the gods of your land!



stiffen your middle finger, moisten it and sit on it....

Lobotomised jargons

coogar: ...lobotomised..

Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon-wannabe. Learner

coogar: but whose fault is it that you were a perpetual truant in your formative years. meaningless vocabs? the same way calculus would be meaningless to a vulcaniser. i reiterate, you don't have the aura of anyone that passed through the 4 walls of OAU....not with your firewood background!

disgraced out?
the 7 generations before and after your own generation cannot muster such!

you? a lobotomised fowl like yourself?
i laugh in chinese. trolls like you are too insignificant. i am just having fun and trying new experiments - you are my lab rat!

Oh, so i though u were a gorilla but I think you changed your personality. Now, a chimp. Cool. You should go back to where u belong - UI zoo. let the kids pay N100 to watch u do your thing. and ops! Don't forget your dictionary here, you just might need it next time..
So high school greenhorn, tell the whole house where u finished from...

coogar: says the guy with an IQ of a millipede....
if you die tonight, your autopsy would read: death by stupidity.

Not dying tonight Coogar...still gat many more fruitful years. But if I don't see you again on nairaland, the verdict would be: The illiterate, chicken-brained, murder suspect gorilla was disgraced outta Nairaland!

ManTiger: Anglo-Moz car park was my base in Part 1, graduated to Health center, form there to Archi-Studio, to Pit theatre, to Social science basement, i later vex commot campus go town.

You missed the motion ground fun?

[quote author=tpia@]no, he said he was in ife the night of the murders.

meaning he may have been one of the outsiders who masterminded it.

not everyone seen on campus is a student.[/quote]Yeah, yeah, I concur with you. have u seen his profile picture? that guy resembles person wey fit murder people. I don dey suspect the guy tay tay especially considering the way he digs up meaningless vocabs from his stolen dictionary.

ManTiger: Coogar and Delor, Please, i beg both of una.
Stop exchanging words, its get you both to no where.

Thanks. i like the guy though. He is just a local moro.n

coogar: i would never have believed one individual can come up with so much baloney in the space of 24 hours. mere looking at the way you write tells me you are a product of a polyandrous marriage....

what a pity!!!




i need to get to the bank. i need disposable cash to buy you some artificial intelligence. the one bestowed on you by nature has failed you......

didinrin

coogar: you are a consummate retärd!
i am not an ex-ife.....i said was in ife that night, not as a student, you morön! i would be damned if you really graduated from ife. majority of you fakers went to IFEPOLY and then act like you went to OAU. who are you fooling?

look at your penmanship - how could you have attended the same school as the brilliant ife graduates i have met? you are nothing but a pathological liar. ife does not admit brainless louts like yourself. what's your reg. number? which department? what set?

No wonder. I just knew it. How pathetic you are! So you didnt go to Ife, yet you know somuch about Ife's admission, way of life, etc. Jeez! No future ambition! Ok, I aint gonna re-convince a deadweight brained pedo like you where I graduated from. Check the thread, check the comments, perhaps your brain would comprehend then.
So if you were in Ife that night without being a student, you were either a. Town-igboro boy 9looking for a phone to steal) b. Lagere boy (se ise wa?) c. Awo barbers...definitely not a student from any college or poly... mumu

coogar: i was in ife that night.....



you have the brain capacity of a mosquito....
if you have a problem with me, please write it nicely on a piece of paper, fold it up, and shove it up your arsë....

Naaa...I have no problem with u. I just saw you are an ex-Ife so, we r good. Blood brothers don't fight each other. it's just that sometimes you insult without a cause (I guess the Awo trait is still in you) so i pick it up...No wonder u keep digging up scary, meaningless grammar (like OAU jambites trying to impress) but apart from that, we r cool. Maybe if you removed your scary gorilla profile picture, we could be better friends...but for now...stop acting like a high school pedo. Great Ife

justplainpaul: lmao..... that is if she can ever be anyone`s bride. with that bleached body and satelite sized ear. i don`t think so. lol

but in real life, that girl is not that bad o...except for the bleached skin, satelite-sized ear, I hear her left ya.n.sh is bigger than the right...

ManTiger: hahahahahhahahahaha, can't believe this, i stayed in Blk 4 room 112, we might have ya each other before "Ejade e jia bura wa o".
"Emancipation for what"?
Only an Awoite can understand the above.

I lived in Awo annex then...Moz view...always doing aro for those mosquito-legged Moz girls...we madt gan ni

ManTiger: That guy is rich, there was a Joke made about his campaign poster recently on Facebook and it really trend.

and if it was you who started the wealth thing on Facebook, that means say I sabi be that because I was among those who commented on the post on facebook...Getting too close for comfort

coogar: it seems a gerbil crawled up your arsë.....

omo na mumu, gerbil? ...keep watching animal planet, you 'll find your room mate again. Gorilla

coogar: so much fecal matter comes out your mouth, your aśs is jealous!!



shut the fück up, you homoerotic nuisance...
your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

Small boy, you r just learning grammar abi? omo na zozo.