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SURY Suri: Just imagine yourself with non of the things you listed and see what you will look like. Even without going deep into details of their use for one thing I am sure of is that it add to our beauty!

Yeah, I know. i am just curious as to why we have them. What if they weren't there right from the beginning? What if we had just two mouths - one for talking an another for eating? weird

ITbomb: If I were God , I would be laughing my eyebrow out.
I love my n¡pples and balls joor

Thank God say u nor be God...

ooseven: 1 - Toe nails. Protects the toe tip by basically acting as an extension to reduce impact of injuries

2 - Eye brow. Prevents moisture from flowing to eyes.
- Used in non-verbal communication

3 - The beards (and mustache) - Keeps face warm (No special outfit for face)
- Shows potential mates (females) that you are mature

4. The Ni.p.ples - Well not everyone needs milk. My wife sucks mine (quite tiny) a lot so it serves some purpose for our mates i guess .
- Tbh, i know why they are there, but they are absolutely useless.

5. - Philtrum - Based on what i read, it may have had sensory uses during earlier phases of human evolution. Now its useless.

6. - Pu.bic hair - shows sexual maturity of potential mates
- Reduces friction during sex

6.1 Armpit hair - Reduces friction from swinging arm
- tells the state of your hygiene to potential mates...LOL

7 - The balls - They dont do so well with heat. So being outside enables them air properly and ensure the sperms aren't destroyed

No 1 is not so convincing. If you had an injury on one of your toe nails, u would wish u never had toe nails.
No 2 is not so convincing. How does the brow (not the lashes) protect the eye from moisture? I don't get it.
No 3 is not so convincing. So female faces don't deserve warmth or why don't dey have beards/mustache as well?
No 4 thanks for agreeing that they shouldn't be there.
No 5 thanks for confirming it shouldn't be there.
No 6 is not so convincing...it has nothing to do with friction at all. And one doesn't need it to show maturity (only when I dey secondary school then, na one of the things to differentiate a senior from a junior be that )
No 6.1 is not so convincing. So if I shave it off (as almost everyone does, friction will occur? Naaaa)
No 7 is what some scientists say. Why not disagree for a second with them. If God had put them inside, scientists would have said, 'if the gulf balls were outside, the temperature would have been too cold for them'

usayab: Op u are right o, all these things u metion are usesless bt 2 some guyz like you that even their brains are useless.
There is no usesless thing made by God!

Chei! Man don suffer o God is watching you on iphone o bros

ooseven: Why do you guys have to be so negative instead of taken out time to read up on their uses.

His topic puzzled me at first and i had to carry out a little crash research and i am the wiser for it.

Stay positive fellas.

Thanks man. it's amazing how people just descend on another for no apparent reason. I was fumbling with my nail cutter to trim my toe nails and then I felt, what if there were no toe nails? I mean, its just an innocent thought and I shared with only for some dudes to crucify me... God dey o.

Temismith: And mr op, i tink ur mouth shud have bin cut off too, cos u're using it to say rubbish!

Temilolaaa...na wah o! wetin man do u na? I thought we had freedom of speech? I said what was on my mind and now u wan scatter me? Just give your own contribution and let peace reign ntori olorun. Haba! Odukwa not nice o

Vivly: Ear lobes. Is not like u guys are meant to wear earrings anyway.

Yeah, maybe. I was thinking the entire pinna itself. I mean, snakes go without pinnas, don't they?

[quote author=Food_consumer](i tend to be a skinny guy)

i eat well(my moniker says it all), still yet I'm skinny

Is there something I'm missing?[/quote]Yep. Your grammar is the problem...buy Brighter Grammar II and your life will never remain the same - physically and grammatically.

Burger01: What about my 'shaft', I need am?

Well, that's yours to determine. lolz

Hi guys (hello ladies),
Well, I have come to a conclusion that some parts of the MALE body are just there for fun...like seriously for fun (but don't quote me o). Below are 7 parts of the MALE body I feel serve no specific function:
1 - Toe nails. Like seriously, what function(s) do the toe nails serve? Nothing! Big burden! Agreed, the fingernails could be useful for scratching the nose tip or your back but the toe nails?
2 - Eye brow. I mean what exactly do we need the eye brows for? We don't trim it. We don't barb it. We don't shampoo it. its just there (for nadir). Unless there is something I am missing; tell me if you know.
3 - The beards (and mustache) - Jeez! this is a big big big burden! Its like weeds - unwanted grass damaging your fine soil surface. We trim it, it comes back bigger...itching like heck! I can understand what Governor Fashola is going through...must be tough on him menh. We could do without the beards seriously.
4. The Ni.p.ples - OMG! Guys don't need it! Period! It doesn't secrete anything, it doesn't do nothing.It's just there for being there sake. Let the ladies keep theirs but ours ain't useful to anyone. How smooth and fresh the chest would be without them
5. - Philtrum - Truth is I had to Google for like 1 hour to get the name of this body part. Even my biology teacher back then at school didn't know it when asked. Instead, she punished my friend for asking such a 'useless' question. Philtrum is the ridge connecting your nose to your upper lip. That furrow-like channel. Yes, that one. I mean, what exactly does it do? Not like it channels liquids or something from the nose to the mouth...its just there disfiguring our (well, some of us') face. Just scrap it please!
6. - Pu.bic hair & armpit hair - I had to combime the two because apart from disfiguring our hidden parts (and making it smelly when unwashed), it serves no purpose. Isn't that why we trim, use deodorants, shave or even, out of annoyance, blot out everything? It's puzzling seriously.
7 - The balls. Okay, wait, moderator (or Seun) before you scrap that out of the list. I am talking to matured guys here. I mean the balls could have easily been placed inside the body like the female ovaries. Why keep them outside making us vulnerable to attacks (like some dude kicking you in the balls)? It's unfair! Keep them inside the body. I know scientists have a way of rationalizing everything, that the balls are outside because they wouldn't have been able to withstand the temperature in the body. I beg to differ please.

Well, I am off to trim my toe nails now...really don't know what they are there for but trust me, I will find out, either here or in the next life. There must be answers. If all these parts were not parts of the body, the male would weigh a lot less (and I trust you know the value of that, right?).

Tell me what other parts of the body you feel is/are just there for 'there-sake'.

Correct! Dem alanguro don wake up! correct! Operation Safe Borno!

Etumgbe: BY LAWANI MIKAIRU
LAGOS — Officials of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA, at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport, MMIA, Lagos have arrested two brothers for being in possession of 430 grammes of powdery substance that tested positive for cocaine.

According to Mr Ofoyeju Mitchell, Head, Public Affairs of NDLEA, the drug was hidden inside shoe sole and detected during the outward screening of Etihad passenger flight to India.

He said: “The first suspect, Okechukwu Samson Agwueze, 23, was arrested when the drug was found inside the sole of the shoe he wore during the screening. His cousin, Ogbonna Onwumere, 38, who sponsored his trip, was also arrested and currently being interrogated by narcotic investigators.”

NDLEA Commander at the Lagos Airport, Mr Hamza Umar, expressed delight over the seizure, saying: “It is gratifying that the cocaine which was concealed inside the sole of a shoe worn by the suspect was promptly detected. The second suspect who procured the travel documents and facilitated the drug deal was equally apprehended.”

Okechukwu Samson, who is a casual worker, looked remorseful and said his regret was that his cousin lured him into drug trafficking.

His words: “I work in construction sites as a labourer to earn a living. I had wanted to travel out of the country in search of greener pastures but I was swindled of my hard earned N360,000 while trying to get my travel documents.

“My cousin, Ogbonna Onwumere promised to sponsor me to India so that I can work and further my education. He invited me to Lagos that everything was set for me to travel and gave me the shoe to wear that mine was old. He never told me there was drug in it.”

The cousin, Ogbonna who is an importer of textiles said that he wanted to use Okechukwu to smuggle the drugs to India.

“I wanted to use him to smuggle the drugs because I used my money in processing his travel documents. I was doing him a favour but I will have to get my money back. Why must I sponsor him if there is no benefit” he stated.

Both suspects are from Enugu State.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/06/ndlea-arrests-two-brothers-with-cocaine/

Nna maka why na? Trust me, there is no green pasture abroad again o...global warming don turn the grass to brownish yellow...don't be fooled!

None of the above. I used polybag all through primary school...and was in the hostel in secondary school so i left my books in the locker in the class...

Photoshop 7...

As e dey hot!

Just join Chelsea straight to avoid all these money wahala...with Chelsea, u know say monee nor be problem...obidi p'on bede

So Michael Taiwo Akinkumi was studying in Britain when he designed the flag/coat of arms? No wonder. I should have known. The dude remixed Canada's coat of arms and national flag idea...and sent it to Nigeria.
1. Canada's flag is red white n red with a maple leaf, Mr taiwo remixed it to green white green with a red star...correct
2. canada's coat of arms two horses mounting a shield like shape with an eagle/lion on the shield like shape, Mr taiwo remixed it again, Nigeria's two horses and an eagle on the shield like shape...
Oh Daimnit! my country is Nigeria...I am a Nigerian! Daimnit!

Truth is the question is better put to guys if they can date older women...as for Ladies, age is nothing but a number...na action matter...But guys could be discriminatory at times, that's why I thought the question should be directed to the guys.

Invest it! Buy a pair of dark glasses (N150), a flat plate (N35), chinese balm (N120), a marker (50) and a slate(N50), write on the slate 'HELP ME' (free)...rub the balm in your eyes (to force tears out), find a walking stick and take a nice spot around Ojuelegba area (preferably under the bridge because of sun)...use the remaining money to feed till business starts to boom. Make sure to change the inscription on the slate every month and for God sake, be creative with it..God bless your hustle.

Sow it in the life of a road side beggar!

profjustine: VERY SOON NIGERIAN LEADERS WILL BE DRINKING THEIR OIL

Or using it to fry their fish in the south south

Sh**t! The camera almost caught my face. Remember that night...close to stage...a good memory. Looking forward to be home again for the next major concert.

Oh God! Isnt this the Invasion of 2011 at Eko Hotels? How come it is just hitting the front page? I thought we were in the 21st Century? Jeezzz...My niccas are still in the stone age. Kudos to Seun and co.

Liar! Football age. You are 34! I know for sure...Agbaya!

Adex097: Armed robbers for SA hate Nigerians.
Police for SA hate Nigerians.
Make this guys come home na

Abi o...and seriously, nnothing dey for that country to do...Nigerians arent offered jobs except at fellow Nigerian companies...
Go back home dudes...Nigeria still has plenty of opportunities...you've gone out of the country, you know how things work in other countries, take those ideas back home and start something for yourself...Please

This is why Africa is never gonna develop anytime soon. For one, those countries are jealous of Nigerians because we are industrious, enterprising and almost everywhere. If a man like this is in a country like, say, Canada, the government would even offer him more incentive to continue adding to their economy.
I just don't understand in this contemporary world where knowlegde should be commonplace, it is so scarce in Africa. You wrongfully (yes, wrongfully) kidnap other nationals and deport them without fair hearing etc it is not done! This is barbaric! It is uncivilized!
Please the case should be investigated to show the world that Nigeria is different from all these undiplomatic, uncivivilized homosapiens whom we call 'fellow Africans'...The plane should be grounded and auctioned, and this man compensated. Africa needs to learn what diplomacy means...They should re-enroll at colleges to learn abeg.

Is that his real head in the 4th picture?

OkwaIfugo: waooooo. so nice. 6packs hhhmmm

Look at it well, it is 4 packs...unless u are counting the abdomen join in which case, it becomes 5!

Hi all, is there anyone coming to Canada this month pls? I need a pick up in Lagos...and of course I am paying so u can be rest assured I 'll settle you well. If there is pls message me and we can talk. It just some things its been long I ate and my mom is willing to send a handful. Thanks

ghananotnaija: No, they're both black. Also, in America, most African Americans were descended from slaves, and cannot be traced to a single country.

Thanks Charley for the education. The name bears it all. He is Nigerian but with a US citizenship (for obvious reasons). I know all blacks are African descent...(like, who doesn't know that anyway ).
So I made my comment based on obvious reasons and the information available.

If na Nigeria this one happen, US and co will label Nigeria 'BARBARIC'...and some yeye Nigerians in the UK go carry placard (and cover their faces of course) to 10 Downing Street protesting the barbarism going on in their homeland. SMH