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ManTiger: That guy is rich, there was a Joke made about his campaign poster recently on Facebook and it really trend.

Yeah of course, we did the poster design bros. trust me...we all believed in him n all the ladies well down for him but 'asiri' come 'tu' on manifesto night. I can't forget the answer to the question 'Diplomatic immunity'...lolz

ManTiger: hahahhahaha, that was awesome, from what dayokanu said, its likely you guys finished 2-3yrs above my set, was opportuned to meet and struggle with the likes of Dr. 3As, Revolution, Tony fash, Akeem Olarotimi, Saburi etc (Not as mate but as colleague in Struggle).. Was about finishing when the likes of Diamond, Wealth plus Barry Blacky, came up.

Wealth ba wo? Na by colourful poster?

Ola Johnson: Soweto ko Barry Blacky ni. I love these guys.

If you know Barry Blackky, then i know you. Confirm

I think TexasCowgirl and Coogar would make a fine couple - both share similar traits

coogar: you are such a numbskull!
a douche-bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vägina.

anuofia!

Senseless. Go back to primary.

delors: Prime suspect - COOGAR!

coogar: you are a goat!

obadiah777: YEAH THAT HO-RNY RABBIT IS A LIKELY CULPRIT

coogar: and another frustrated goat joins in to complete the aroma of shït!

lolz. Na wah o. This gorilla guy nor go kee person for here. Person accuse u say you are 'RESPONSIBLE'. You provoke, talk say you are 'IRRESPONSIBLE'! Suoo! I tire for you o. You dont want to be responsible at all in this your life ni bros? Na play play na...ok, nor vex.
Meanwhile, in other news, obadiah777, Coogar nor be ho-rn-ey rabbit o, na gorilla, check im profile picture. Maybe dat na why the guy dey provoke self.

Prime suspect - COOGAR!

How true is this story? Moremi hall is always busy, there is no way a girl can give birth in the washroom without attracting the attention of other students in the washroom. No way! Didnt the baby cry when she came out? Didnt the girl (or whoemver it was) feel no labour pain? Was there no blood? What about the umbilical cord? who cut it? Abeg jo ...

Yeah, the story is genuine. That's the operation. Once they handled the bag, that's it! It happened to a sister I know. She was going from Mile 2 to Boundary Ajegunle for shopping for her store. She said around Mile 2, a woman claimed she saw some men looking at her bag (a nylon bag containing money, like 30k I guess. She pretended to her help her. She collected the bag from her and helped her re-wrap it in another nylon bag and said she could go that the guys had gone (how dumb!). She thanked the woman who then got on a bike and left. As the woman left, the sister realised the nylon bag was rather light, lighter than usual. she opened it and saw cut pieces of newspapers...she almost fainted!

Smartsyn: The the world football ruling body, FIFA, has disqualified Uwa Echiejile as the first goal scorer of the match between Nigeria and Tahiti.

Why?

Smartsyn: Echiejile was initially thought to have scored the first goal which led to a 6-1 drubbing of the tiny Oceania country yesterday.

FIFA dey craze before abi NEPA no gree dem wathc the match? Why dem wait till today?

Smartsyn: However, FIFA technical committee says the goal was in fact an own goal scored by one of tahiti's amateur soccer player, Nicolas Valler.

Una fada! Amateur? Because we spell them name? Who carry dem come tournament abi dem nor be Oceania's champion? smh

Smartsyn: Following further studies of the video of the match between Tahiti and Nigeria on June 17 in Belo Horizonte, FIFA's Technical Study Group has decided the first goal of Nigeria, scored in the fifth minute, was an own goal by Tahiti number 10 player, Nicolas Valler'

Make God slap una face. How many of Ronaldo's goals were deflected in? Why una nor count dem as own goals? Una fada!

Best solution, whenever u need to give her some money, put it in the wallet, and put the wallet on the bed. That way, you won't call that 'stealing'; rather, you are giving her the money the way she likes to be given. Period

All liars! Na so so liars full this forum. So none of you dey call him wife mama Bose? Iya yetunde? Iye Shola (Ijebu)? Iya Ibeji? mommii Bayo? daddii segun? maa Sadia? Mama ogechi? papa bomboy? Babaa Dapo? Na lie go kee all of una...some even dey boast say 'I call my dalin 'indomie' Liars!

timpaker: i call mine "ME" and she call's me "YOU"


romantic huh?

That's more like fuji house of commotion ke, abi?

[quote author=Donalð Genes]I call mine bootilicious[/quote]liar!

oshea44: I swear u must be outta mind, I cant stop laughing calling yo fiance Otapiapia......lmao

I swear that ATM guy don kolo finish...when I see 'alomo', i wan die!

elphamexcels: she calls me "sunshine" and i call her "pumpkin"

In Nigeria or in another planet?

Kingslaw: alabukun,bitter-kola,yoyo-Bitter,bityerleaf,Utazi,
,Dogoyaro,Swedish bitter,Alomo,bitter lemon,
Otapiapia and Atutupoyoyo.

Sneaked to check nairaland at work only to find this rib-cracking post...I cant finish laughing today...the laughter will last me till the end of the week.

coogar: 18/19 is not early age - the boy is old!
he's been spoken to by the parents. they have asked him to choose between them and his army of hoodlums, he has made his choice. besides, he's stopped listening! how soon before this lad gets into big trouble....


be smart, don't be a rëtard!
your female friend listened and was ready to change. she didn't abandon her home for some cult girls. how can you not see you keep making daft analogies? are you recto-cranially inverted?

...And Mr Gorilla, when I said 'advised to withdraw', unless you have never been to a higher institution, it means rusticated! Getting rusticated after 3years (+ x) in a renowned university studying one of the topmost courses, you should understand what that means. A mother could have a heart attack for that and a father could weep because of that...So wake up from you deep slumber. You must have missed your bus, better take you back to school toddler.

Good woman. Epitome of motherhood.! God bless you real good. If they were coogar's kids, he would have disowned them sharp sharp. Yeye boy

coogar: you lack cognitive reasoning.....
what has been a teen or an adolescent gotta do with telling it as it is? mr. septuagenarian, were you a perpetual drunk, chainsmoker, chronic womaniser and a truant at age 18/19? most of the people i grew up with weren't........so i really don't know what you are on about?

2000 words and yet no common sense in your write-up! all these people you mentioned still managed to complete their degrees in their respective choice of discipline.

the best student in my set was a user.......and this lad would practically write codes that would make bill gates green with envy!

my problem with this irresponsible soul is not his social vices of smoking and drinking - it's his lack of foresight that education is a very vital important tool in this day and age.......

the pastor adeboye you mentioned is a Ph.D holder in applied mathematics! using him to draw parallels to this lad is a daft analogy. i don't care how many bottles he hits or how many women he slaughters as long as he makes education is #1 priority!

Fredddddy Coogar! You keep surprising me with the way you write some times. I merely pointed out why it isnt ideal to disown a child because of his/her waywardness in the early age, and booom! na to insult n yab u fit do. Brainless. My analogies are on point. Those guys I mentioned were wayward in their early years and I have seen worse. Students dropping out of school because of their waywardness, yet their parents never disown or ship their a%% to any gitmo. Stop talking trash bro. Address the point. I know a friend, female, my course mate back then, she was always rocking parties, smoking anything, jumping on anything erect. Eventually, she was advised to withdraw in 300L. Her parents enrolled her at a private school after wards, now, a graduate n masters holder, married n doing just fine. If her father/mother had shipped her b*tt to a gitmo (as u would have done) or disowned her, she probably wouldnt be working as an economist in a cool firm now.
Think with your brain, not ur a$$. (count the words again n tell me it makes no sense )

coogar: why not?
no one has to put up with any form of abuse. i would definitely write off my child if he's abusive and if he displays all the characters you listed above.

he smokes, drinks, womanises and he's not even doing anything in school? his mates at 18/19 are defending the honour of their respective countries in war-torn areas and this irresponsible boy is bent on dragging his family name in mud.

to hell with such child.....
i would grass him, i would personally pay soldiers to ship his arsë to a military camp where he can learn responsibility. errrrrrrrrrrrr, lest i forget, where's the boy's father?

Evidently, you are still a teenager or in your early 20s. Only a bachelor with self-acclaimed righteousness would spit the way you just did. For one ...

coogar: he smokes, drinks, womanises and he's not even doing anything in school? his mates at 18/19 are defending the honour of their respective countries in war-torn areas and this irresponsible boy is bent on dragging his family name in mud.

Show me a parent, no matter their current position, who didn't go through this stage. even pastor Adeboye was still hitting the bottles in his 30s before he met God. You already know Pastor Chris Okotie's case right? Pastor Jide Ituah Ighalo, one of my favs, was a chronic womaniser before he met God. Obama admitted to using syringe in his late teens and early 20s. Your leaders in Naija did all these things in their prime years. Ask from those motivational speakers who encourage youth to live godly lives now, they went through this stage. The VC of my alma mater, a genuine born again, a very humble man, discussed with us how his life was before he became born again -'skunk, scooby doo and booze'. Just two weeks ago, a Jamaican pastor in my church, surprisingly preached on accepting God and he cited his own life...even after marriage, he was still seriously womanising and rolling 'igbo'...
Now tell me, Mr freddy Coogar, if all these guys were disowned by their parents then because of these things, how many of them would have become great today? Parents don't reason the way young boys do, especially mothers. what I put my own mother through, trust me, I can't even say it...but she bore it all...now, she is the happiest woman I know of. If she had disowned me when i was doing all those stuffs, bros, life wouldnt be the same mehn.
So, no, disowning a child isnt ideal...and no man, regardless of the situation should disown his child(ren).

Flytefalls: Beautiful!

Beautiful what? flowers or...or...or beautiful *^!-%)# (I know say Seun and his Toofans go kukuma censor the word)

The reason why that vacancy was advertised is because it is the law that such vacancies must be made public to attract interested and qualified candidates. The truth is, the position is already occupied. So, few hours to the expiration of the advert, the company would post the advert just to fulfill that legal requirement, knowing that applications that would come through given that short window would be rushed up or none would ever come through because there is no time to prepare a sound resume. That is what is done in all those top companies. the only ones that stay open and are almost genuine are the entry level jobs for inexperienced graduates etc Everything is a big scam in Nigeria. Big big scam.

Thank God. i remember reading the story of the kidnapped girl here on NL. good to know she has been found. God is good.

Tolexander: ya i remember the moccassin and the song mehn. Saburi! saburi!! High! High!! o, aluta! aluta!! high! high!! o. Then i was staying in the down angola, I8.
I saw him last week in new buka. Am happy for him

Yeah, was in J1 then...

I was shocked when I read this. America labels other countries 'rogue', 'fraud', 'failed', yet the worst atrocities are perpetrated in America by Americans. Some of these charities (world renowned) make over $1 billion in 3 years but spend less than $40M on charities! the rest goes straight to personal and corporate pockets! if this was done in my dear country, Obama and co would have threatened to wipe us off the face of the earth. please read the full story below. Culled from CNN (Friday June 14, 2013). It's a revelation!

CNN: CNN has partnered with the Tampa Bay Times and the Center for Investigative Reporting to showcase the results of their year-long investigation to identify America's worst charities.
(CNN) -- The worst charity in America operates from a metal warehouse behind a gas station in Holiday, Florida.
Every year, Kids Wish Network raises millions of dollars in donations in the name of dying children and their families. Every year, it spends less than 3 cents on the dollar helping kids.
Most of the rest gets diverted to enrich the charity's operators and the for-profit companies Kids Wish hires to drum up donations. In the past decade alone, Kids Wish has channeled nearly $110 million donated for sick children to its corporate solicitors. An additional $4.8 million has gone to pay the charity's founder and his own consulting firms.
No charity in the nation has siphoned more money away from the needy over a longer period of time. But Kids Wish is not an isolated case, a yearlong investigation by the Tampa Bay Times and The Center for Investigative Reporting has found.
Using state and federal records, the Times and CIR identified nearly 6,000 charities that have chosen to pay for-profit companies to raise their donations.

Then reporters took an unprecedented look back to zero in on the 50 worst - based on the money they diverted to boiler room operators and other solicitors over a decade.
These nonprofits adopt popular causes or mimic well-known charity names that fool donors. Then they rake in cash, year after year. The nation's 50 worst charities have paid their solicitors nearly $1 billion over the past 10 years that could have gone to charitable works. Until today, no one had tallied the cost of this parasitic segment of the nonprofit industry or traced the long history of its worst offenders.
Among the findings:
-- The 50 worst charities in America devote less than 4% of donations raised to direct cash aid. Some charities gave even less. Over a decade, one diabetes charity raised nearly $14 million and gave about $10,000 to patients. Six spent no cash at all on their cause.
-- Even as they plead for financial support, operators at many of the 50 worst charities have lied to donors about where their money goes, taken multiple salaries, secretly paid themselves consulting fees or arranged fund-raising contracts with friends. One cancer charity paid a company owned by the president's son nearly $18 million over eight years to solicit funds. A medical charity paid its biggest research grant to its president's own for-profit company.
-- Some nonprofits are little more than fronts for fund-raising companies, which bankroll their startup costs, lock them into exclusive contracts at exorbitant rates and even drive the charities into debt. Florida-based Project Cure has raised more than $65 million since 1998, but every year has wound up owing its fundraiser more than what was raised. According to its latest financial filing, the nonprofit is $3 million in debt.

-- To disguise the meager amount of money that reaches those in need, charities use accounting tricks and inflate the value of donated dollar-store cast-offs - snack cakes and air fresheners - that they give to dying cancer patients and homeless veterans.

Over the past six months, the Times and CIR called or mailed certified letters to the leaders of Kids Wish Network and the 49 other charities that have paid the most to solicitors.

Most declined to answer questions about their programs or would speak only through an attorney.
To identify America's 50 worst charities, the Times and CIR pieced together tens of thousands of pages of public records collected by the federal government and 36 states. Reporters started in California, Florida and New York, where regulators require charities to report results of individual fund-raising campaigns.
The Times and CIR used those records to flag a specific kind of charity: those that pay for-profit corporations to raise the vast majority of their donations year in and year out.

The effort identified hundreds of charities that run donation drives across the country and regularly give their solicitors at least two-thirds of the take. Experts say good charities should spend about half that much - no more than 35 cents to raise a dollar.
For the worst charities, writing big checks to telemarketers isn't an anomaly. It's a way of life. The Times and CIR charted each charity's performance over the past decade and ranked them based on the total donations diverted to fundraisers, arriving at the 50 worst charities. By this measure, Kids Wish tops the list.
Collectively the 50 worst charities raised more than $1.3 billion over the past decade and paid nearly $1 billion of that directly to the companies that raise their donations.
If that money had gone to charity, it would have been enough to build 20,000 Habitat for Humanity homes, buy 7 million wheelchairs or pay for mammograms for nearly 10 million uninsured women.
Instead it funded charities like Youth Development Fund.
America's worst charities look nothing like Habitat for Humanity, Boys and Girls Clubs or thousands of other charities, large and small, that are dedicated to helping the sick and needy.
Well-run charities rely on their own staff to raise money from a variety of sources. They spend most of their donations on easy-to-verify activities, whether it's running soup kitchens, supporting cancer research, raising awareness about drunken driving or building homes for veterans.
The Times/CIR list of worst charities, meanwhile, is littered with organizations that exhibit red flags for fraud, waste and mismanagement.
Thirty-nine have been disciplined by state regulators, some as many as seven times. Eight of the charities have been banned in at least one state. One was shut down by regulators but reopened under a new name. A third of the charities' founders and executives have put relatives on the payroll or the board of directors.

How states failed to regulate charity scams
For eight years, American Breast Cancer Foundation paid Joseph Wolf's telemarketing company to generate donations. His mother, Phyllis Wolf, had founded the Baltimore-based charity and was its president until she was forced to resign in 2010.
While she ran the charity, her son's company, Non Profit Promotions, collected $18 million in telemarketing fees. Phyllis Wolf left the charity after the payments to her son attracted media attention in 2010. The charity has since stopped using telemarketers, including Joseph Wolf's.
Phyllis and Joseph Wolf did not respond to several calls seeking comment.
The nation's worst charities are large and small. Some are one-person outfits operating from run-down apartments. Others claim hundreds of employees and a half-dozen locations around the country. One lists a UPS mail box as its headquarters address.
Several play off the names of well-known organizations, confusing donors.
Among those on the Times/CIR list are Kids Wish Network, Children's Wish Foundation International and Wishing Well Foundation. All of the names sound like the original, Make-A-Wish, which does not hire professional telemarketers.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/06/13/us/worst-charities/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

My pa na correct guy. Thanks for not using a CD, I wouldnt be on Nairaland today. God bless you dad.

Well, since na only New Testament dem be wan launch, e better small. Otherwise, i for wonder how dem go take translate Songs of Solomon (especially Chapter 1)...Kasala go burst for church o

Problem don start. Kanye wanted a boy like his peers - 50Cent, P.DDy, the Game etc...

chikk: kai! @ delors, may you live long! This was exactly why I clicked on this thread, otherwise, what's my business with how many miles genevieve runs? This nonsense should stop! Seun and his mods are not promoting the sensitization and awareness exercises being preached all over the world! With the current level of ra.pe, abuse and dehumanization in this country and beyond, Nairaland still censors the word 'RA.PE', 'BRE.AST' 'VAG.INA'! What the crap is 'molestation', 'bossom', 'womanliness'? Jeez! How in hell are these messages supposed to get across to the intended people, when all NL does is take away meanings from posts in the name of censoring? Na wa o!

I tire for Seun and his people o. s.Exx education is taught everywhere in the world but mention the word here, sharp sharp seun n his Toofans will replace the word like say na bad thing we dey talk. Make dem go siddon joor. facebook doesnt censor it, it has over 1.11billion users, same with my space, instagram, flickr, tumblr, youtube etc If Google dey censor the words, I doubt if it would be the most patronized web site in the world.
Wake up Nairaland.

I think Moderators and the OGA AT THE TOP (aka SEUN) are becoming too mundane, unnecessarily critical and jargonized! You can't even allow B.R.EA.S.T. Cancer as topic but censor it to something else? How exactly do you expect people to understand it then? Common mehn, this is 21st Century, how can u censor such a word when we all know the importance of such a campaign? we arent kids here bro..the topic is a hot button one, taught at schools (even junior sec), freely spoken on national TVs, radios, etc. Other social media platforms use these words freely to sensitize the public but on Nairaland, given the slightest appearance of words like B.RE.A.ST, P.EN.I.X, ABDOMEN, TONGUE, etc, u censor as if we are still living in the 16th century...Are u a learner?
Abeg your own too much joor...dey do like village people there.
B.R.EA.S.T cancer censor to Bossom Cancer
COLON cancer censor to KOLO cancer
STOMACH cancer censor to BELE cancer...
smh.

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