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Heyyya! Wande Croak don dey suffer...
Colour riot!
2 year-old pants
Chei! Nna mehnnn that footwear don hear am! Since Frebruary? Na only this shoe him get ni? Abi D'banj don pack all him clothes go Goodmusic ni?

geezyk: I log in to Nairaland everyday and I see a lot of users online,but I kept wondering what might these people be looking for? So I hereby came to the conclusion that everyone knows what they came looking for...

As for me I come on Nairaland looking for more enlightenment about all aspects of life,And to learn from other peoples experiences through their posts and how it can be applicable to my life...

So therefore,Here is my question


What have you <B> GAINED </B> through Nairaland this year?? Pls share yours...

Oya, u start first, wetin u been gain? Nor dey come yie come dey ask yeye question and expect pad-happy typists to dey type nonsense things....wetin u don gain? Me? I learnt from Nairalnad that my dearest GEJ is the most cursed president in 2012! Even my Indian pal tell me about it... and nairalnaders curse am pass.

Which song MI been go sing for there? African rapper number 1 abi which one? The guy no drop correct vibes again since African rapper number one ooo...

cupid4ig: [size=30pt]but seriously this Tiwa Savage hot no be small [/size]

Yes, for face n maybe under...but guys don work on the bob.by the thing don turn to bybbo...

NRI PRIEST: Anybody remember "Wakama" and "Kunle" ? "Edet" from Calabar? "Gadonki"?

yh I remember Gandoki d father of Garba telling tales of his victories to. those children. that yeye guy na scam jare. D guy nor fit fight joor

donofdons: [size=18pt]my family was used as a template for that write up......my father wrote the book...i am happy my dead father is still well appriciated . Remain blessed all of you.. You guys made my day[/size]

so na because of dis ur family story my teacher dey always flog my head becos i nor sabi read una complicated family story? Sege! so mr nwosu don die? Mrs nwosu still dey alive? What abt Edet? Emeka? Wakama? Odion? Agbo (d one who lives in Calabar)? Eze ( d one who goes to school) those guys suppose don dey do their masters now o abi na spare parts dem dey sell for Enugu?

Instead make i read d book na draw i dey always draw this mr Nwosu n him chickens dem. Tracing,me n my friends for back. Nna mehn i miss pry school days o

Oh my! I remember dat my class tisa dey always flog my head because kai i nor sabi read this book well. If i catch dat woman now i swear to God, i go...i go...i go...in fact i go hug her like say na my mama. But those girls? e be like all man don forget dem name o. Them don grow well well now. Dem don change nor be small

Una just dey remix any fabulous tale una neighbour pikin dey yarn una. Na wah o. one version talk say na d day to present gifts to ur superior; another version say u be slave so na ur only free day to go give ur master's left ivers to ya family for village. na wah o. wetin me i know be say it was d second day of Jesus' birth dat d 3 wise men saw him,worshipped him n presented dir gifts to him. And since oyinbo pple dey always presnt their gifts in boxes dey kuku ma say na d day for gift giving be d day after xmas. Gifts in boxes ni o abi u don see oyinbo guy wey present engagement ring to him fiance inside tissue paper?

Chei! Oh boy...this girl set o...see lips, sumptuous like well-cooked cow tits...Chei! Nna mehn...she set.

And one US official (under the influence of alcohol I guess) says Lagos Lastma is an international model of traffic officals...Sege!

What? so the militants self get identity? Interesting! Na which LGA dem dey represent oooo?

Eko!

We need a QUANTUM OF SOLACE by BREAKNG INTO Boko Haram's hideout in 24 HOURS

I am adopting some of these Mother Theresa's rules:

People are often unreasonable, illogical and self centered;
Forgive them anyway.

If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives;
Be kind anyway.

[color=#000000] If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies;
Succeed anyway.[/color]

If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you;
Be honest and frank anyway.

What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight;
Build anyway.

If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous;
Be happy anyway.

The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow;
Do good anyway.

Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough;
Give the world the best you've got anyway.

You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and your God;
It was never between you and them anyway.

#Clears.throat# #Thick.Ibo.accent#
Nna babe...how would like to spend ya xmas in my house? Hmm, everything is there - Jacuzzi, my four limos, atrium, nna everything is there, plus next moont (instead of month), my 4 containers will land from Spain. Would u like to manage my oyel (instead of oil) company at V.I? Anytin u want, just ask nwa babe, as u can see, money is not the issue...hmmm. Ya bodi na die, plus ya smile can kill. Chei!

This is the work of a professional writer. Don't be fooled, he merely wanted to create some serious hilarious effects on u guys....fortunately for him, he succeeded!

Jesus was born on the 25th. The 3 wise men met n presented gifts to him the second day....so, its a day believed to be ideal for presenting gifts. Boxed gifts o...not punching your neighbours o...Boxed gifts like this...

Not a bad list. We can't keep relying on those who have been failing us, repeatedly and with sheer inpunity...Presently, Odemwingie isnt playing 100% neither are Taiwo n Martins. Sentiments cannot win anything for us as much as we like these guys, we need fresh legs and new results. we only need to support them and hope for the best.

D sage: I support Keshi for not inviting Osaze and Taiwo. But at least,he should have invited Matins, this is because I don't see any quality strikers in that squad.

we needs at least an experience forward to inspired those guys he invited.

GRAMMAR POLICE
Brighter Grammar
Na wah o...if Keshi dey mess up, sey u self suppose dey complicate matters?
Next time, you write 'WE NEED' not 'WE NEEDS'
'MARTINS' not 'MATINS'
'ANY QUALITY PLAYER' not 'ANY QUALITY PLAYERS'
and write 'TO INSPIRE' not 'TO INSPIRED'...

Two lines, four deadly nuclear bombshells ...later na, u go talk say mammy Patience dey blow grammar for Aso Rock...you better go buy Brighter Grammar II.

Yeah, classic models.

Chei! And na me snap dem this picture o for just N200...see my life?

Roseey0: Personally i rap mine up in the initial rapper<the nylon b4 the package itself> then dispose,but i need more options.

Ladies plz share,how do u dispose yours? how do others that you know of, dispose theres? what method do you think serves best?

Grammar Police
Aunty Rose, abeg dey send ur drafts to WAEC or JAMB make dem for grade am before posting on NL abeg...

1. WRAP not RAP?
2. WRAPPER or RAPPER?
3. 'Dispose off' not just 'dispose' (in this context)
4. THEIRS not THERES
For this kind small post, u commit like four ogbonge grammatical genocide! Na wah o...BTW, how moderator self go put this kind topic for front page? Na wah o. Soon, the next one go be 'which b.reast is bigger? The left or the right! Una just dey fall my hand. SMH

I for relocate to Kebbi...but, kai..e near boko haram base...
Make I kuku ma stay where I dey....maybe the rate go soon go down small for my state...
sunthing just tell me say make I nor trust all those yeye mosquito-legged, rag-wearing girls for my area... Silifa, Bose, Esther, Chinyere, Chinonso, Chinenye, Chiamaka, Folake, Foluke, Labake, Alake, Asake, Tinuke, Abike, Tina, Medina, Georgina, Paulina, Felicia, Patricia, cynthia, Ijeoma, Chioma, Uloma, Ihuoma, Suliya, Anifa, Ganiya, Basira, Uchechi, Oluchi, Ogechi, Nkechi...I nor trust una

Ikengawo: I want to know what is making it so high in Benue state?
Tuface?

Kolo guy...lolz

Aygem: u even made a grammatical blunder by saying "points of correction" it is "point of correction" since ure correcting just a point in her insinuations. He who thinks he knows isnt aware that he knows little. No one is an island here.

Bros, na points of correction na...na two points I been make there na - 'has sang' and 'source kid'...no be two be that? U sure say ur two eyes dey work well so abi na only ur left eye dey work? Swuooo..

safarigirl: pot calling kettle black. If you don't understand French say so instead of touting your ignorance.

The professor guy is praising the song and D'banj. He said the video is very good and D'banj is the best Nigerian aritste.

How then is he thinking through his behind?

Cool down jo...na error, u shud v read d reference in d comment first to see the difference. I bin wan quote one yeye guy wey talk say 'I know the video is wack, so I wont watch it'...see...e be like say u dey follow me abi? Na u dem send after me abi? Tu fait attention la ba...

rusher14: Why do you choose to insult?
what do you have to fear?
Desperate times call for desperate measures if you ask me.

No vex jare say I insult ya...na desperate response to your desprate comment....


And so how do u define 'corrupt' bro? In civilised societies, convicted public officers are prosecuted and punished accordingly...cutting off the head is not the solution to a headache bro...and who will lead the execution? Remember Jesus told those who sought to stone the harlot that 'whoever among u is clean and free of sin should be the first to cast a stone at her'...so, whom would u recommend to start the execution? Just name one bros.

amobii: But if you are no corrupt you will not be killed, or are you happy the way things are?

And so how do u define corrupt bro? In civivlised societies, convicted public officers are prosecuted and punished accordingly...cutting off the head is not the solution to a headache bro...and who will lead the execution? Remember Jesus told those who sought to stone the harlot that 'whoever among u is clean and free of sin should be the first to cast a stone at her'...so, whom would u recommend to start the prosecution? Just name one person bros

La Professeur: le video c'est tres bon. Dbanj c'est mon numero un avec tout les artiste d' nigerie.

I swear, professeur, na error. No be u I been wan quote.

tutu1: This song is cool but Dbanj has sang better songs in the past, plus how come he didn't future an American rapper in this song, I mean I thought he went to the US to get international recognition and easy collaborations, even a local rapper like Source Kid would have added spice to this song. anyway big ups to Dbanj its not easy staying at the top.

Alhaja Tutu, points of correction, it is not "'banj HAS SANG better songs..." It is "...D'Banj HAS SUNG better songs in the past..." Na wah o...if u no sabi write corect English take yab person, why u no kuku ma write pidgin like me? No Grammar police go catch u for that one na...and it is not 'source kid', my sister, na 'sauce kid'...
I go tell Seun make him dey recommend Brighter Grammar before people post killer grammars.
Grammar too plenty for ur pretty name...lolz

kshow1: This is the only way our beloved nation can move forward.

M**da f**ker is ur middle name...how can this be d only way ur beloved country would move forward. Are u a barbarian?