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Oh boy...that thing get mind of him own o ...while Peter dey watch the crowd...the thing dey sight one fine chicato...Viagra on point!

ado ok: am washing emmanuel tv now, we must be serious with him,he represents the truth whether u like it or not

Na OMO u dey take 'wash' am abi na ARIEL? abeg talk so we go know which one to buy from mallam!
Baga!

Na lie joor ! Which kind Naeto C? Naeto C wey no fit fight! ask how I take wire the guy slap for London when we still dey hustle together...although him don make money now but I still dey hustle as par say God dey...
I think this story is a big hoax! Naeto C is too gentle to do that...he doesnt even talk much talkless of slapping or punching publicly...Never! Not Naeto C...if na Uncle eedris AbdulKareem, Ikechuckwu...2-Shot...Big Lo...Terry G...abi Seriki ...i fit believe small but Naeto C? Na lie! Perhaps the story was written by Starv media...so watch...na film trick!

Ask around...Sharia cannot be practised in its totality without some form of barbarism...that is why it is selectively practised even in core muslim countries...If fully implemented, the following is likely to happen:
- suppression of fundamental human rights (privacy rights, freedom of expression, religion etc)
- reduced social creativity (ban on secular music, vidoes, applications, etc)
- there would be more social vices becos alot of pple would be put out of work (alcohol producers n sellers, secular music entrepreneurs, etc)
- crime would be perperated secretly with more intensity (e.g. fornication, adultery, smuggling of alcohol, etc)
- younger teenage girls would probably be married off to older men with ot without their consent
- crime/punishement imbalance (eg amputtate an arm for petty theft, castrate a guy or stone a lady becos of infidelity, etc)The punishments most times do not equal the crime
and the list is endless...Ask in around

[quote author=GARRI (x7)] [/quote]Igbo kwenu! Kwenu!! Kwezuenuuuuuu!
My pple no dey carry last at all...Odwukwa wrong move hmm...wrong move...next munth, na oyel company we go try...

[quote author=GARRI (x7)]Igbo kwenu! Kwenu!! Kwezuenuuuuuu!
My pple no dey carry last at all...Odwukwa wrong move hmm...wrong move...next munth, na oyel company we go try...

See this yeye anyanma boy dey form sexy...when i be ur age, I sexy die...

Maybe na network problem or credit don finish...send amrecharge card and see what happens

Guy,abeg bone her...from personal expirence...just bone d girl unless u don dey ready to marry her soonest...plus. Na wahala u dey enter if u checked out her panties o...
Me i be sharp guy...na only girls wey dey area where I no plan to stay for long i dey enter...dat way, chop, clean mouth, waka...straight up, no wahala...but siddon put girls na wahala ooo

xandy84: Sometimes i find it difficult to understand some people.... He danced and you have a problem with it... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I tire o...this pple dem brain dey too shallow...such a slowpoke...grow up

This man is the man...like him or hate him...he is living his life to the fullest...joo oooh !
(O ya, onyi nairaland haters, start yabbing him. I no know how many of una hating fada dey half successful as this idol?)

Their preference is in stages:
-Secondary school girls like guys with swag...sweet mouth...and who isnt afraid to play wih their tits in sharp corners in school (from personal expi)
-girls between 18 and 24 are about money, trips, guy's physique, confidence...cars, an apartment, good f**king skills (from personal expi again)
-ladies between 24 and 29 are about guy's prospect - is he responsible? Can I settle with him? What does he do for a living? (from personal expi again o)
-women between 29 and 35, unmarried, are about 'God, just gimme ANY MAN, poor or rich, handsome or wo-wo...I will take care of him, love him, treat him right.
-Mamas between 35 and 45, unmarried and unwealthy, these ones have resigned to fate. They look out for the small boys to help service their engine covertly o...especially young secondary school leavers, street scums, or just a colleague at work...and sometimes though, the gateman...free service (recent personal expi)
-Mamas between 35 and 45, unmarried but wealthy, these ones have also resigned to fate so they look out for gigolos, physically fit, with degrees in womanology and sexics...(still waiting for my first job in this area)
-Unmarried Mummies above 45 can do anybody inasmuch as that 'anybody' can do the thing very well...money is not an issue, joystick is.

Ikanium: My name is Stephen Ikani i stay in
kaduna northern part of Nigeria am
from a family of 11 and am the
fourth born, my dad is old and has
no job, my mom is a trader she
trades on perishable goods which
are of little yield my three elder
sisters are all married to men who
somtimes even come to our homes
for food smh!! my siblings all
attend government schools and
they all depend on me for clothing,
food and shelter.... I work my
Bottom off daily doin mini jobs at
were ever i could find one. After a
day's job i give the returns to my
mom which she utilise for our
feeding, life is so hard that
sometimes i wish i was not here
hmmmm!! All along i depend on
God for He is up above us all there
watching. Sorry to bore you guys
with my unending tales, i had
struggled to complete my O' level
result and God in his mercy has
offered me admition into Kogi State
University.... But brethren i don't
have money for feeding, my family
directly depends on me i have
nothing, i have used my little
savings to print my admition letter
and do other things, but guys the
school fee which if not paid will be
closed by the 17th of this month is
the big problem here my heart is
beating very fast as i write this i
don't know what else to do as i
have run helter skelter, north to
south, east to west in search of
whom to help but i havn't found
any. God has created us all not
equal He has placed some in high
positions for we are all not equal as
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Your Fada! see as this yeye lizard dey spoil market for me...even my 11-year old niece wey i teach self go do pass this...

None! How can I crave to meet ghost writers, bad belle-ers, faceless jokers, scary-named members?
until images are attached to the names like other social media (twitter, facebook, whatsapp, etc),
me no fit crave to meet nairalanders oooo...
...but I wan meet this Seun guy self ask am why im create a platform for ghost members...
Wonder if he is really achieving his aim

Nothing wrong with his speech jooor...the only thang i notice is his awkward pronunciation of words and his deep, uncontrollable accent. Otherwise, everything dey alright...LEAVE MY PRESIDENT ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Mtchewww...Gerd Muller no sabi anything at all...I trust if na Naija man be Gerd Muller...he for don jazz Messi so im no go fit equal him record...
abi na how many record breakers dey naija?

See as M.I. fat like my ex-girl friend...

dvdon: Hey super eagles won

lwkmd...this is about the funniest comment I v read today....

That makes the two of us! Mr n Mrs Smith!

fittty: This tin too long na!

I tire o...like say we no get other work do abi

fkaz: Nawa o joblessness in 9ja joblessness in uk again

Bros, e be like say dat UK own worse pass our own o as I take dey hear o...

yuzedo: Nice cars....

Nice cars ? You r so unbelievably pathetic...

Bros, no try am o...secondary school back then, several years ago...i try am but since then, my life has never been the same...
the embarrassment that day ehh..till I comot for school...no be small thing bros...no just try am abeg

cap28: To say that nigerian rappers are all a pile of shite would be the understatement of the year, hip hop is over and done with but the nigerian hip hop scene is a complete and utter non starter, nigerians need to get back to the drawing board and CREATE A SOUND THAT IS UNIQUE AND STOP COPYING AFRICAN AMERICANS BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT IN THE SAME LEAGUE - THIS IS WHAT HIP HOP IS SUPPOSED TO SOUND LIKE:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqtjf-oW3tE

Hey dude, this song was a hit then...and a classic now...we know dat. But have you ever heard of 'change'? Yeah...the world doesnt sound like dat no more...even dem cannibus, LLCool J, Reakwon 1, Nas, Black robb, etc dont sound like dat no more...get off ur butt and live in the 21st hiphop life
Agreed, most Nigerian tunes are below par, there r better ones and they make sense...
...and we no be Americans oo bros...Ask Mode 9, he's produced sounds like MoppDepp's times without number...how much has he gat to show for it? He is my man anyday anytime but u can't keep dwelling on the euphoria of the uniquely celebrated past...
In short, wetin I dey try talk be say hiphop culture don change bros...

#Do we prefer to wallow in this clueless administration
for a life time??#

Me clueless Abi? Ya very stu-pid!

[quote author=Wily¬Wily]This man dey joke, 99.99% of Yorubas are Crooks[/quote]Waka! Your father!
Sege!

jim jones: the idiotic youths el-rufai spoke of are on the lose again. a person of middle-eastern origin is not considered white by any stretch of imagination. smh..

So, would you call him...'blue' then? Na wah for u...
...Tiger Woods is a concortion of Asian, African and European, yet dem call am black...
This guy looks more like a whitey than a middle easterner...#deal.with.it#

tellwsdom: Is he any better than me?? ..why this noise??

Who sabi you ...abeg comot for pass make we road joor...bad belle.

Wande coal sing....he no try becos he too black
Don jazzy sing...he no try becos him voice too deep
D'Banj sing...he no try becos him dey arrogant
Reminisce sing...he no try becos him bleach skin
Oyinbo boy sing...he no try becos him be white...

Which kin life una get self? Suoo...I bow to u ooo

Freshbabe: This guy is not WHITE, as far as I'm concerned, he's just another immigrant roaming the streets of Nigeria. Exact same way the white people here look at me like a bloody immigrant roaming their streets.

Where u @? cos anyone wey look at me like a bloody, hopeless immigrant for this land...dem father!