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ogbeche77: Which camp & which batch did he serve?

Bros yee...why u dey ask na? I don deyyy suspect you since...e be like say u wan go kidnap am abi? u no wan include me for plan abi...I bow to you o...

Kai! This guy mess me up...
Thank God say i go before im sha....

Ask the robber whether na the politician be this...

[quote author=nwa-ngeme]in civilised world, people do not waste their time doing spell checks or verifying grammer structure on threads because they feel the person who makes a minor mistake perhaps is a german, chinese or even from iceland and hence not very versed in english but in Nigeria or on nairaland, some i diots wont. they just sit down there,feeling funky with their china-made phone,raining curses on a fellow just because they want cheap credits. If you r.etards are so good with the language how come you dont have phd in it and to know that english is a borrowed language only makes it more annoying.[/quote]I am sure u must have spent 2hrs trying to ensure ur 5-line post is 'grammatically-headache-free' Just cool down...spell checkin is part of d fun here...Besides, it wasnt ur post dat got the spanking in d first place, why u wan kill ya-self over someone else's malaria ? suooo...I bow to u o... ...We cant wait till everybody become 'mammy patience' before we do somethin...
Don't forget Nairaland is not only accessible to Nigerians in Nigeria...Nigerians in diaspora n foreigners alike check out this page n they laugh when they see these silly, avoidable, ballistically catastrophic grammars we freely sell on this site...its part of d fun...
Take a chill pill, just enjoy the fun...

All said...

Experience, they say, is the best teacher...Kai! That man don enter sample women so tay, he can boldly, publicly tell the percentage of wife materials among women...
I like his confidence...I am sure he is flowing from his personal experience...to verify his claims, we only need ask the female neighbours around him, his female co-workers (females only of course unless he 'does' guys too), his wife's female friends, the housemaid etc
Nna menh, this guy don enter women tire oooo

Cool...could be better though...

I used to think I 'd never wear 'pink' but now I use it frequently after joining Pink Campaign for Cancer.
I used to think I 'd never wear 'yellow' but now I use it frequently because i be choir member
I used to think I 'd never wear 'orange' but now I use it frequently to work (orange drugs int'l)
I used to think I 'd never wear 'red' but now I use it frequently because my girlfriend loves it like die...
My bros, CONDITION NEVER MAKE YOUR CRAYFISH BEND...if condition handle your crayfish...na all the rainbow colours u go dey wear everyday...

Naked Weapon...

Fi di fi!
fower to the feofle!

Wife 'MATERIAL' is quite relative...it could be the material she uses to sow her cloth (iro n buba), or the 'gele' or the accessory on her...could be her carriage, her grace, her gait, her manners, her temperance...it could be anything. But this one captures everything....except of course for the over-long lower lip...

This guys is sound...and I think he has a point...over to Jona!

illitrate: Am supprised no one has mentioned 6 packs here

anyway I have 2

six pack ko, 31 garage ni...don jazzy get six packs? Na breast baba get jooo...

Like I see the silhoutte image of Jesus christ
wierdo!!!!

I think say na long-headman get this song na ? (Abi na ruggedman dem dey call am self?)...how come na terry G come take control na? Rap im no rap, song, im no sing, push im no push...na wah o...two shoe-makers singing trash...but i like the nurses' arses sha...na d only thing i see for dat video be dat...

Trust me, its 4am now...and I am reading preparing for exams next week...dont ask me where I am...in North America...figure it out. I have been reading like this since I was in Naija n graduated with d best in my set...#check d records#
However, doing this a day to the paper u r preparing for could be disastrous becos ur brain would be so stretched...so in that regard, I wouldnt advise it.
Back in Naija, I read almost 3 days in a week, all night (Thursday to Saturdays) because most fridays are lecture free...Its pratically the same here...

Bottom line - My brain dey kamkpe...no lele...as e dey hot!
#Just know thyself#

For what its worth...this is not right...

Let us cost-benefit analyse Sacking 50%
-The civil service is bulky and so inefficient, so sacking would make sense, but 50%? (how did he arrive at that percentage?)
-Nigeria doesnt need a bogus, lazy, inefficient civil service to run its affairs, services should be out-sourced (public-private partnership)
(But)
-Sacking 50% would mean increase in the number of unemployment by a staggering 25%...an all time high in the history of any human scoiety
-Sacking 50% without a justifiable reason could warrant legal tussle...the last thing the fed govt wants right now
-Sacking 50% would definitely increase scoial vices in the community - unless you have an alternative jobs for the sacked 50%
-There is no guarantee that the freed up capital would be judiciously used (point of reference, the subsidy money)
(Alternatives)
-Reduce the number of civil servants but not by 50% (dat's too wayward)...remove the ghosts workers and the extremely underperforming ones.
-Rather than reducing the civil service by 50%, reduce their salaries (by 50%) and allowances (by 75%) especially the legislative, executive n judiciary guys.

But dont worry my piple...we are on top of the situation..I 'll set up a Presidential committee to look into da matta...

Jama’atu Ansar wetin? na for inside my country dem dey or for Sudan? I never yie that one before o...

Sybellah: What make a man sexy?

1-His intellect (i like smart dude)
2-His speech (he get the right words at the right time in the right place, with some confidence and sense of humor )
3-His body and dress code

Here I am babe...na me u dey describe so...every thing on point!

farydah: 1. Confidence
2. Confidence
3. Confidence

Confidence? Like this one ba? She must really be sexy to u bros...

megxo: MONEY CAN BUY U CERTIFICATE

Death? Birth? or Marriage? Be specific pls

[quote author=Baba_Eleko]Abeg how I suppose talk am bros?[/quote]Jesus ! He even asked 'how I suppose talk am bros? Ok...na like this:
'He could have gone harder'...
Lesson 1 (Gram101): 'Gone' is the past perfect of 'go'...while 'went' is the past tense.
So by using 'have', 'gone' is d right verb tense to follow, not 'went'...
You just remind me of the old gospel singer - Timi Oshukoya- in his 1997 Divine Assurance album where he
refers to a school cert holder who blows grammar like this 'Daddy has went out - ibon repete!'

[quote author=Baba_Eleko]Me like the naija girl hook but he could have went harder on the rap. Not bad Sha.[/quote] Ori iya mi alakara oooo....eeeh! baba eleko na u blow this kind ballistically catastophic grammar so? 'but he could have went harder'? na wah o...wetin come be the difference between u and mammy Patience for aso rock na?

Pictures please...

The day wey Norwich go beat Man United 6 0 at old trafford, and sit comfortably at 16th on the league table, na dat day dem go bring down the statue...

That statue resemble Roman Abra somehow...i dey suspect sonthing for here...
1. Glassese no dey
2. chewing gum no dey
In fact, na Roman Abra's statue be this one...I swear down

...hmmm...yu piple are not serias at all...did I not change ya name to Maulag?

Just sumersault!
[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]How do you run away from a snake?

For crocodiles, you run in zigzag, but for snake nko?

circle, square,?[/quote]

Whatttt!
Richard Branson, First born
George Bush Jnr, First born
Bill Clinton, First Born
Hillary Clinton, First Born
J K Rowling, First Born
...and the list is on.
and I be first born too...forget that yeye idiosyncrasy joor...