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Bros abeg, send me richard card abeg...MTN, N1500. I dey wait abeg.

Nice! This is a landmark achievement! and she fine well well. Hope dem bros go fit concentrate sha...
God bless this woman...

[quote author=coal_coal]God bless you jare for your post. I still maintain that even though times have changed, I know of many parents in my days who never believed in sending their kids to the boarding house in the 80's on the premise that there is a high level of moral decadence. is it not even worse now? I believe that every era has its own unique challenges which can be overcome.
The scripture that says train up a child..... is relevant for all time[/quote]FGC Ijanikin is like a private school fr the ajebutters...we r talking about FGCs in rainforest areas,public secondary schools in Ibadan, Jos, Kaduna, Ede, etc where life is really defined by 'hell'...where u cannot easily run home to mummy...where 'rejects' are sent to torture other students...where visiting is just once in a month for the lucky ones...where u must never tell ur dad dat a senior beat the hell out of u unless u wan die...where as a junior, u 'll never know the real names of all the seniors except nicknames like -
Lagos Boy, Hottest, Omiata,
Fada bunky, Niran United,
Kabuki, Long nose, Spere,
Stand well well, Ijamba (disaster),
denden Buller, Sangobiyi, Jazzinho,
Ogun-ajo, Papinto, etc
(Any Loyola College student of old in da house?)

well, there may be different reasons beyond the parents' power. I was sent to boarding house when I was in primary 4! Then at a private school in Ikorodu...from there straight to a public secondary school in Ibadan...there, I learnt all there was to learn about everything bad - smoking cigarette (small thing), we*eding (now u r talking), drinking, self-help, yansh*ing...although I was a very brilliant student but those bad stuffs I picked up remained with me for a long tym before God intervened. Then from the school, straight to UNAD, another hell-hole for a teenager like me then, though for a year, then from there to Ife...and from there to living alone...so, i practically started off living far fom my parents...and developed survival instincts...now, several millions of miles across the pacific, I thank God for everything.
Secondary school boarding was hell...midnight torture, all night punishment for nothing, skin-tearing leather belt beating, seniors playing with ur 'thing', seniors stealing ur provisions, no phone calls to tell parents u r broke, u see them when u see them, temptation to steal, temptation to beg for pieces of everyhting, skinny, smelly, untidy appearance, unholy alliances, etc
But thank God. I really dont like my parents for what they did to me esp becos of the bad stuffs i picked up in sec school that almost ruined my life...but thank God for God noni...

Did he see the pictures on nairaland?
Cos if he did, dat mean say him don see all of una wey call am retradeen last year on nairaland, una don hear am o...na to forcefully enrol una for the Police college be dat...
Thank God say I nor kuku call am retardeen...na retarded I say...

I once had up to 30 likes on one of my comments and I started dancing...what a good feeling...

This will get you a job in the states and especially in Canada...but this will get you a slap in Nigeria...They ll tell you its too unofficial, unserious, blunt, weak, uninformed, etc...Some Nigerian CEOs are so dull

Kslib: Abeg which one be azadus for the pishure?? The black leather abi the okada

Actually, na both of dem... Maga!

Me nko? Abi una dey mental?
Age? well, I might be 40 something i might be 50 something but IN MY HEART, I AM 20 something. #deal.with.it#
Taye Taiwo, omo Alhaja...jor o

[quote author=eagle,eye]In the dating world, a desperate man is one who is over-eager, anxious, presumptuous and willing to be with any woman to avoid being alone. Women can spot desperation in a man from miles away, and if you suffer from it, you’ll never stand a chance at getting any girl. A man who is desperate may have a strong want and desire to have a relationship; however, his behaviors can indicate low-self esteem and a host of other issues that turn women off and can actually be viewed as creepy and disturbing.
Here are 10 warning signs that can help you determine if you fit under the portrait of a desperate man:

1. Dropping your standards Desperate men are prepared to drop their dating standards to fill the huge emotional void in their life. Whether they want children or intimacy the desperate man will date who they have too to avoid being alone. They will be with any woman just for the sake of being attached while failing to realize that it’s better to be single and wait for the girl who is their type.

2. Constantly fishing for compliments The desperate man has low self-esteem, a poor self-image and needs to constantly hear how great he is and be assured of things. It doesn’t take long for women to get tired of constantly stroking your ego.

3. Overly Calling/Emailing/Texting Her If you want to run a woman off quickly, one of the best ways to do it is to overly call, email or send text messages early in a relationship, especially when she hasn’t returned any of your messages. The desperate man makes the fatal mistake of calling the woman he’s dating and asking “Did you just call me?” after receiving a call from an unrecognized number.

4. You’re always available Always being available makes women think that you don’t have a life of your own and actually lessens your own attractiveness, making you far less desirable. Being a challenge to women makes you more desirable.

5. You move too fast in relationships The desperate man will spend every single day with a new girl for weeks and never know basic information about her that normally should have been covered in the first few dates. Although finding love is based on each individual relationship and some people move quicker than others, the desperate man will move so quickly with things like intimacy and s*x that he will turn a woman off with his frantic desire for a relationship.

6. You’re constantly buying her gifts A desperate man constantly showers a woman with gifts without realizing that eventually she will become less thrilled and even annoyed receiving them. Even though the thought is nice, after a while the concept will begin to lose its meaning and she is going to get tired of always getting something.

7. Not giving her enough time and space Desperate men tend to be a bit on the invasive side when they always need to hang out at a woman’s home for hours on end, not respecting the fact that she has a life of her own life. Women don’t always want to hang out with you day in and day out and will quickly end relationships with guys not respecting their need for space.

8. You’re in constant agreement with everything she says Desperate men just sit there and agree with everything a woman says, thinking that’s what she wants. In reality, women want someone who is going to stimulate their minds and are not turned on by men they can completely control has no backbone.

9. You make her the center of your life too fast Desperate men tend to make the first woman that will go out with them the only person in their life and not take the time to continue dating and getting to know other women. Telling a woman “You’re the only woman in the world for me” before the three-week period will have her running for the hills.

10. Being overly nice all the time If a guy is too nice, too accommodating and tries to be the most giving person to a woman, she will begin to think he’s being insincere and will lose romantic interest quickly. She’ll also think that he’s only trying to achieve one thing: to get into her pants.[/quote]Nonsense
Here is the real thang jooor

Top Ten Signs Of A Desperate Woman by sharp guy
In the dating world, a desperate woman is one who is over-eager, anxious, presumptuous and willing to be with any man to avoid being alone. Men can spot desperation in a woman from miles away, and if you suffer from it, you’ll never stand a chance at getting any guy. A woman who is desperate may have a strong want and desire to have a relationship; however, her behaviors can indicate low-self esteem and a host of other issues that turn men off and can actually be viewed as creepy and disturbing.
Here are 10 warning signs that can help you determine if you fit under the portrait of a desperate woman:

1. Dropping your standards Desperate women are prepared to drop their dating standards to fill the huge emotional void in their life. Whether they want children or intimacy the desperate woman will date who they have too to avoid being alone. They will be with any man just for the sake of being attached while failing to realize that it’s better to be single and wait for the guy who is their type.

2. Constantly fishing for compliments The desperate woman has low self-esteem, a poor self-image and needs to constantly hear how great he is and be assured of things. It doesn’t take long for men to get tired of constantly stroking your ego.

3. Overly Calling/Emailing/Texting Her If you want to run a man off quickly, one of the best ways to do it is to overly call, email or send text messages early in a relationship, especially when he hasn’t returned any of your messages. The desperate woman makes the fatal mistake of calling the man she’s dating and asking “Did you just call me?” after receiving a call from an unrecognized number.

4. You’re always available Always being available makes men think that you don’t have a life of your own and actually lessens your own attractiveness, making you far less desirable. Being a challenge to men makes you more desirable.

5. You move too fast in relationships The desperate woman will spend every single day with a new guy for weeks and never know basic information about him that normally should have been covered in the first few dates. Although finding love is based on each individual relationship and some people move quicker than others, the desperate woman will move so quickly with things like intimacy and s*x that she will turn a man off with her frantic desire for a relationship.

6. You’re constantly asking him for gifts A desperate woman constantly wonders why her man visit without gifts without realizing that eventually he will become less thrilled and even annoyed giving them. Even though the thought is nice, after a while the concept will begin to lose its meaning and he is going to get tired of always getting something.

7. Not giving him enough time and space Desperate women tend to be a bit on the invasive side when they always need to hang out at a man’s home for hours on end, not respecting the fact that he has a life of his own life. Men don’t always want to hang out with you day in and day out and will quickly end relationships with girls not respecting their need for space.

8. You’re in constant agreement with everything he says Desperate women just sit there and agree with everything a man says, thinking that’s what he wants. In reality, women want someone who is going to stimulate their minds and are not turned on by women they can completely control has no backbone.

9. You make him the center of your life too fast Desperate women tend to make the first man that will go out with them the only person in their life and not take the time to continue dating and getting to know other men. Telling a man “You’re the only man in the world for me” before the three-week period will have him running for the hills.

10. Being overly nice all the time If a girl is too nice, too accommodating and tries to be the most giving person to a man, he will begin to think she’s being insincere and will lose romantic interest quickly. He’ll also think that she’s only trying to achieve one thing: to get into his purse.

How do u like the remixed version

Sincere 9gerian: The Boko Haram Commanders are Abu Saad (N10million); Abba Kaka (N10million); Abdulmalik Bama (N10million) Umar Fulata(N10million); Alhaji Mustapha (Massa) Ibrahim (N10million); Abubakar Suleiman-Habu (a.k.a Khalid) N10million; Hassan Jazair N10million; Ali Jalingo (N10million); Alhaji Musa Modu (N10million); Bashir Aketa (N10million); Abba Goroma (N10million); Ibrahim Bashir (N10million);Abubakar Zakariya (N10million); and Tukur Ahmed Mohammed (N10million).

http://thenationonlineng.net/new/news/sss-arrests-boko-haram-member-in-ex-reps-house/

Kaka?! Is that not the Real Madrid player? Abi na wetin I dey see so?

Jaggiey: The grammarian or tense structure analyst, I think I differ with you: The general definition of a sentence is: A sentence starts with a capital letter and ends with a full stop; It could be further taking apart as simple, compound or complex. So I suggest you just give your sentence without crucifying this man. He may have used more than one sentence;atleast, he said something. Besides, he teaches Mathematics and not English language. What I have learnt from the people who may think that by their funny intonation/diction they speak better or the queen's English is that they still ignorantly commit grammatical blunders. I thought you would have commended how he managed to still keep the verbal concord between " smile" and "proves" in his second sentence. He tried. No hard feeling or harm meant!

No! The thing is, the sentence is cool but it would v made more sense to simply break it up because the two thoughts do no really flow along with each other. Besides, because you are a maths teacher doesnt mean u shudnt be able to converse in correct, simple English na...

4reigningqueen: Yeah! I will go first

"I teach maths like its the easiest subject ever, the smile on my students faces after each classes proves it and the excitement that goes with it is my motivation."



Add yours and lets see what you ve got.

BRIGHTER GRAMMAR II
Bros, this is more than a sentence, technically. 'I teach maths like it's the easiest subject ever. The smile on my students' faces after each class proves it and the excitement that goes with it is my motivation.
You cannot use comma, colon or semi colon where the first full stop is because the two clauses contain almost totally different thoughts and should be clearly seperated. Plus, ya error too plenty for this kind 'one-sentence' post of urs...
- "It's", not "its"
- Students' not students
- Each class, not each classes
Bros, ya sure say na wetin u been tell your principal (abi na headmistress) be this wey make am give you this maths job? I bow to u ooo

@OP, why d heck do u need to apologise? This is d bitter truth bros...unless viewers and dislikers are living in another planet, otherwise, in reality, some courses are just as useless as houseflies. If i could remember clearly, Dele Momodu studied Yoruba Language, now, he is a journalist...I just wonder whether Wizkid studied Music at school yet those who have spent ageless years studying music at school still cannot even compose two lines of melodiuos songs...see, send ur pikin go study Igbo language for four years n thousands of dollars (or milions of naira), PERFECT INVESTMENT

Akinlawson: University Degree witout a Delivery is nothng but a decoration, disgrace and disappiontment.

Disgrace and disappointment in terms of what? - Not being able to defend d degree or having no opportunity to do such?

The following courses are listed in order of relative uselessness:
-Local Government Studies
-History
-Anthropology
-Sociology
-Philosophy
-Forestry
-Music
-Theatre Arts
-Political science
-Igbo language
-Yoruba Language
....

dridowu: Oyinlola Mind ; I guess opposition is @ wok, dy are using Tinubu Jugde, dat is y i was sack.

Brighter Grammar II
Bros, i strongly recommend Queen Primer II and Macmillan Primary English Book 5 for you...You grammar was d main reason Oyinlola was sacked, trust me.

As much as I would v said u complicated the robbery with your grammar, I think it makes sense to first thank God for sparing your life and the lives of others. Its a very terrible nightmare to encounter those demons...something no one would love to encounter. I almost ran into them too a couple of years back from Ibadan to Lagos but we got a wind of the operation n virtually all vehicles turned on the express back towards ibadan. Nigeria is becoming somethin like Thomas Hobbes' "STATE OF NATURE"..may God help us.
Back to business, sister, u for just try buy QUEEN PRIMER I and Brigther Grammar II to avoid future grammatical armed robbery calamity...na for ya own good o.

PortHarcourtBoy: Make the guy go Sidon...

KFC still remain one of the best...

Anytime I feel nostalgic about UK, na because of that their £11 family box meal with the 1.5 litres Pepsi to go
...
Chai...those days on Saturday, I go carry £20 for pocket go City Centre, chau dat family box meal, when I don over-belleful, I take the £9 change enter Buttons take buy one shirt...

Oya Duncan mighty, wetin be d moral of ur tory?

If na for naija dis one happen, dem go talk 'Nigerians are disgustingly pathetic'...
If na naija see this kind thing for UK, dem go talk say na awuff him dey find from KFC dat na why him go press
If na for inside iya Sadiat food canteen we see this one, dem go talk say na juju she dey take am do...
Na wah for my people o...

If Osaze had controlled his initial outburst, perhaps he would have made the list...i see him making more impacts in the attack dan some on this list. And I would pick Dike ahead of two other midfield players on the list. BTW where in heaven is Stanley Okoro? Oh menh!
Anyway, goodluck...ops!..sorry, I wish d guys all the best! (Person gats becareful how u use the word 'GOODLUCK' in this new year o...esp considering GEJ aint worth the mention.)

coogar: go and suck your father's cöck, you animalistic troglodyte....
what's my business with the above drivel that you wrote? you need to learn how to write properly before you qualify as an intellectual. it's not difficult to tell you must have dropped out of school - oloshious fellow!



the daftest analogy i have ever read on a forum.....
if your father gets stabbed in a dinghy brothel or a whorehouse, what would you conclude? he went there to preach the gospel or did he go there to collect thrifts? why are nigerians so daft they have to be spoonfed about everything?



i did not manage to creep out of nigeria, you homoerotic pleb.....
my toe nails pack more intelligent than your whole being - i can write a 50,000-word manuscript on gang violence in the uk. if you have any common sense at all, my first reply was this is probably gang-related.......but because some of you ruminant animals just want to prove rubbish, you jumped on it like flies on a bowl of poop.

silly rabbit!

You must be a sh*it from a sh*it-hole fu*ck u call mother...a bestial product of a who*re, rap*ed by a jackal. Why not go ahead and do the write up and sell it to your cursed peeps in ur village. So now, u r asking what u biz is right when u kinda open ur mouth first before pulling brain from ar.se to think. Next time, write with sense, think before u write and dont just crucify dos u know practically nothing about. What d funk were u tryin to prove exactly? That u know all there is to know about gangsterism in the UK? Pathetic foo.l. I wonder what u v done with the shitty knowlegde u claim to v. 50,000-word manuscript? ...u guys are just so unbelievable!
Do not clarify anything chimp! Ur first write up was a reflection of ur polluted, acursed, derayed, and maligned mind. You know absolutely nothing about what u think u know...odenson. Keep fooling urself wandering hopeless in the UK and hanging ur life on writing a 50,000-word manuscript on gang violence... ... mugu! Get a life bro.

coogar: stop smoking your pubic hair, you homoerotic pleb!
stranded in the uk with no hope? i am certain your thalamus and cerebellum have swapped places in your cranial cavity. you have the swag of an anorexic millipede!

Now, with these meaningless expressions of urs, tell me u aint stranded. U r a big fo.ol! Old as u claim, yet, ur expressions reveal how so myopic, hopeless, insensitive and just out-of-sort u r. Now, tell me, ur elder or younger brother got murdered in cold blood, the first thing u'd tell ur mother (if u have one) is that ur silly brother was a member of a gang and so, all well, the homicide was cool? Oh my!
Police investigations v no reports describing the deceased as a gang member, no criminal records of any sort, and more investigations r on, yet, becos u managed to creep out of Nigeria and hang onto a slim hope in a decaying country like UK, u sorta think u r better? Fo.ol!
If u do not know about something, dont claim to, otherwise, ur ignorance will haunt and embarrass u. Abi na only u dey UK? m*der f**kin son of a who-re.
Get a life!

Chei! Bad business! lolz...if to say dem contact me, i for give dem the blueprint of how we dey do am for South-south...yeye hungry foreigners...

coogar: he probably belongs to a gang.......
when their nemesis catches up with them we all sympathise but none of us here knows what he did in the past. i just don't see the likelihood of an intruder going into a random flat in the uk to stab an occupant!

Shut d Bleep up jooo...idiot! Like say d guy na ur next door neighbour. No wonder u r stranded in the UK with no hope...idiot. Keep insinuating what u dont know. RIP Shaun...

haaaaaa! I don miss die! Chei! See yahuu, see calidon, see brandy...haaaaaa....Oh boy me I dey take thses things like everyday before...if nor be dem nor dey sell am for where I dey, bros ehn, nor be small thing o. Yahoo on a daily basis, shepe for Mushin area, Calypso, anything anything...oh boy, thank God for here and for my new year resolution...nothing above 7% again till i murd...walahi! that thing fit make person do anyhow esp with dem Bose, Balkisi, Nnenna wey dey my area. Thank God for God!

Unless dem dey transmit reach North America bros...

vicenzo: That 2006 stat was conducted by UNDP and NAPEP,and the co ordinator was not an igboman. That stat represents what's on ground more than this new crap compiled by a yoruba guy.

Your fada! Wetin konsign yoruba/igbo or hausa with this info? Infact u r duller than the statistician self....no wonder ur name be vicenzo. abi na Sudan u from come?

Why do I get the feeling that my dear country is full of soopa doopa olodos? Where d funk is Borno? That state should be the poorest and with the highest unemployment rate. abi nor be there I serve before wey Boko haram pursue me comot? The statistics is sick but the statistician is sicker...and the bureau is d sickest for allowing this sick info to be published...nna na wah o....

SimonAndal: Yeah, but it's hard to, seeing as I spend most of my time ogling my roomie's arsë. See my signature, I'm trying so hard to stick to it. But damn if Jason (my roomie) ain't distracting.

Open declaration!!! So u be gay?! Na wah o...even ur username self connotes it. Anyway, goodluck Jonathan to u.

As for, I am staying off the bottles (especially 7% and above) and also easing down n yansh-ing...becos growing up is needed! and so far, e dey work...