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Thats laughable...we already know the truth. Dr Ezekwezili is a crdible personality and she has absolutely nothing to gain from telling lies against the government...She obviously knows the truth and she just opened it to the world...now, rattled and panicky, GEJ is trying a face-save! So pathetic!
Come to think of it, thee will be a:
sub-committe for the Twitter response squad
sub-cmooittee for the TV and newspaper response squad
sub-committee for the finance n economic response squad
sub-committee for the direct assault squad
sub-committee for the ....
In all, there will be 42 sub-committees, 51 sub-sub-committees, 73 sub-sub-sub-committees and God knows how many more sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub- committees on the issue...
and each committee is assignd N21b, sub-committees N19b, and subsequent subcommittees N16b each...Na naija we dey na

ismhab: Send out south-easterners from lagos, no body will robbed u again.

Bros, I would have said 'check your grammar' but I feel more compelled to say 'check your head'...In Lagos, most robbers are not even south-easterners but westerners...all those Lagos touts are not Igbos, south-souths or hausas...they are 'awon boys to n gbona felifeli'...awon oju eje, eruku, esu laalu, ijamba, Kunle fighter, dele disaster, iku payan, fadeyi oloro, abija wara bii ekun, kabuki, etc...so, check it bro, you r wrong on that!

That is the spill over effect of the ban on Okada...like it or leave it. How can you take away people's genuine means of livelihood in the name of making a statement (actually a political statement)?
Fashola made a wrong call on that policy....he knew that Nigerians (especially Lagosians) do not know their rights and even if they knew, the cannot press for it...he played on people's naivity...He is responsible for the increased robbery menace in Lagos.

correct. smart man!

great063: Hmmmm,I finished writing a guide last year on the use MS Office 2007;Word,Excel,Access and PowerPoint for schools to be launched this year.Hope say this release no go spoil market.

Bros, abeg upgrade sharp sharp abeg...2013 has been around since mid last year...2007? Thats way back in the stone age!

There was a breaking news that Virgins are nolonger available in heaven so, if them continue to dey bomb themselves (rushing to heaven), na used women remain o...So, Boko haramist decided to slow down pending the time more virgins would be groomed in heaven....
Na joke oooooooo (before una go go report me to boko haram now)

plendil: Really? well I don't use Word all that much. But the 2010 version of excel is pretty cool, especially the right click pasting options. But to be honest the difference between 2007 and 2010 versions is rather marginal.

I think 2013 is better because I have been using it for about 6months now...the only problem one might have would be that it is heavily dependent on the internet, creating an online account, etc...although you can use it offline like the normal Word but it might not be complete etc...However, I trust Alaba boys n computer villagers will find a way around dat one for sure

...just to be launched? How come I have been using it since last August? I think am way ahead of my time....
The Excel is superb!

You dont need any advice bro...Dont pya...its a scam! I v been duped dat way before...please dont pay. Salvation is free for God giveth freely!

Saksreal: JIHAD is a ..."Holy War",


Jihad has conditions of restraint that distinguishes it from any other kind of warfare. They can be summarised as follows.

** Muslims must not begin hostilities. They must strive for peace as much as possible.
** All treaties and agreements must be observed as long as the enemy observes them.
** Muslims must fight only those who fight against them; non-combatants are not to be harmed.
** Weapons of mass destruction must never be used and collective punishment is strictly prohibited.
** Self-defense is not considered jihad if muslims are striking back in revenge.
** Hostilities should be ended as soon as the other party is inclined to peace

A war is a war...holy or unholy...Uthman dan Fodio fought Holy wars against people he believed to be infidels...and it was a massacre...What differentiates Jihad from fatwa? Nothing bro...its a needless war of hostilities...
I mean if it wasnt a war of hostilitites, why do all the Islam clerics...the well grounded clerics lead wars against others? Or are we to believe that wars waged against other religious are perpetrated by young, naive muslims? No...they are formented and sponsored by full, highly educated Islamic clerics...
So, I do not buy your version of interpretation which tends to appeal to people's sensitivity...A spade is a spade...Jihad is a war...holy or unholy.

DO NOT BAN THIS UNLESS YOU ARE SO DEFENSIVE AND NOT OPEN TO THE TRUTH...I DID NOT INSULT ANY RELIGION HERE, I JUST RE-PAINTED YOUR PICTURE OF JIHADISM

Rubbish! Nonsense! Azonto is a dance style that came from a village in Ghana...the steps could be likened to anything....but Hell?! why not say, it looks like a dance step of someone who is ready to play soccer? Must you guys crap everything creative? pathetic!
Does alanta originate from Hell as well? because dat one looks like someone who is really burning up ...wake up people!

Player Ratings

Sarkodie - 9/10
Ice Prince 9/10
Wizkid - 6.5/10
MI - 5/10
Khuli Khuli - 5/10
Mercy Johnson - N/A

I wonder what colour of shoes Lynxx has on - could be green

iamswizz: can somebody tell this old woman to go and get married

Marry her na...shebi u don divorce

You fit break record na...use wheel barrow do ya own wedding...

straight flow...no rhythm...chorus no tight...too flat...D'banj would have added better spices...nothing spectacular....WTF does 'the kick' mean anyway?
Over all rating 5/10

Na juju abeg...like say we nor know whassup abi...una don see maga! Small time now, we go hear say im take im tongue pull down Boeing 747...

You remember this? Jake the Snake...that old time wrestler...
Well, rarest kind of love - Man and snake...yukkk

lucenzo: South africans with their potatoe head.

actually, it is mashed potatoes....cra.zy people

otumfour: And the corrupt leaders still rule in Nigeria , now compare the two, on the average, who's living better?......*whistles* on his way out.....

So in the name of 'living better' anybody is expendable? A foreigner? Do u think there are no American criminals in South africa? Do u think this would have happened if the guy was an American? Think bro and dont sound so insentive...guilty or not, everyone deserves equal treatment as far as justice is concerned.

I wonder if these twistd minded racists could do this to an American citizen...I wonder if we do this to South Africans in Nigeria, majority of whom are high proifle criminals...This is so uncalled for...How i wished I had a President
RIP bro.

So na wetin make we come dey chop now? Stone with sea water? Yeye list...cassava wey I don dey take since my mama born me...I still strong kakaraka like Bagco super sack...

[quote author=c.fours]agbani is beautiful
https://questionmarkmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/agbani2b.jpg


leila is pretty
[img]http://p2.trrsf.com.br/image/fget/cf/619/464/img.terra.com.br/i/2012/03/26/2277635-6310-rec.jpg[/img][/quote]Bros, nor confuse us with semantics...abeg, na who fine pass? agbani or Darego...I mean, Agbani Darego or only Agbani? Only be say Agbani's things don depreciate well well...na only God knows wetin been happen to those things...but Leila still get matters for heart o...see as d things dem stand aggressively but her face nor really make am

Oh boy! E be like say dat Leila chic get bobb.y o...the thing stand assuringly...I like o...

...but e be like say him younger brother old pass am o..abi d guy get apollo self? Ok, if Don Jazzy be 30years, as him claim, dem dat mean say him younger brother go be like 27, unless dem parents nor do family planning...but this younger bros wey I dey see go don reach like like 36years old o for real life...hmm. Even D'Prince self old pass 31 for real life...Don baba Jay, I bow to u oo. ...anyway, e nor matter, just give me the job abeg.

Make una siddon there dey comment, me sharp guy...I don send my CV go give the guy straight on facebook, yahoo, twitter, marvin website, instagram, youtube, BBm, google, viber, and whassap! dem nor born am wel make him nor recruit me...na my CV go dey haunt the guy anywhere im turn...toilet, washroom, kicthen, POP, studio, bedroom, anywhere...I must get that job by fire by thunder!

dshiznitplata: na so d tin go...04set..d last of Mr Fagbayi....sori Mrs Fagbayi...lol pls tell d misinformed fellow...I remba den dere was a senior in ss3 who made d full ss2 to sleep in class n anywere nyt falls...frm class nobody goes to d hostel unless an informant says d senior isn't in skool...trust me...its like ur worst nytmare came alive..IJ for lyf....Fagbayi for lyf...Sobogun for lyf....rotflmao... na so d tin go...hw do I get to U?.. seems u knw too much

Misinformed? Maga! I aint talking about Loyola Jesuit Abuja...thats for the ajebos like FGC Ijanikin...we know whassup abeg...I am talking about LOYOLA COLLEGE Ibadan, Agodi...of the 90s....even the name of the area self fit make u repent! It was a life-threaening, life-changing, life-denting, life-bending experience I nor fit try again...

jidegirl12: Loyola college Ibadan, st. Patric's , ISI , ohhh goner those days early '90s listing to Keith sweat ummmm reminiscing

Correct! ISI, QUEEN's College, Ibadan Grammar, Loyola College, Holy Trinity, mehn, those were baddo schools then...My nostahic song then was 'candy rain' in 1993...and remember then always playing for the school team and we dey always fight after matches...nor be small things o...
Some pple been think say na Loyola Jesuit I dey talk...Loyola College Ibadan nor be d same as Loyola Jesuit Abuja o....cos IF E NOR BE PANADOL, E NOR FIT BE LIKE PANADOL

[quote author=Find Out!]HESCUS ME Senor, some people broke their teeth there o.lol. Loyola is the real school for ajebutters. Brilliant ajebutters.lol[/quote]I mean Loyola College Ibadan, not Loyola Jesuit Abuja...khaki nor be leather...find out pls. And i am talking in the range of the '90s o...

O'boy! See many hidden posts for here! E be like say guys don desecrate this platform with Cossy's pawpaw...na wah o...boys r not smiling o. And truth be say, half of them guys (like we) wey dey bad-mouth the endowed lady really want use her pillows get sweet dreams o..na wah o. Well, me I kuku say the truth...I really need change my pillows...

free2ryhme: Madam Abeg Which Impact Una Don Make, Elaborate Abeg....

Haba! How u go ask dat kin question? Her impact plenty nor be small...u no how many senators don enter d place? You no how many homes she don break, locally n internationally? You know how many guys wey nor get pillow don use her 'massive pillows' take get sweet dreams? You know how many young boys she don help get ere.ct.ion by merely looking at her queen size pawpaws? You know how many pastors don become born against becos of her? Abeg she don try nor be small...her impacts too plenty... More grease to her sunthing...

Redmosquito: Was beaten to a pulp on so many occasions!
Forced to close ur eyes when u see a senior robbing you! As in WTF!
The food was always horrible! Toilet just seemed like the usual rendezvous, after visiting the dining, we go just dey stroll go toilet.
Left eye once bloodied by the buckle of a belt!
Had a twisted sense of Justice! THe guilty and the innocent must be punished?
Read lord of the flies, thats how it was for me!
Kids ruling kids! Purely ignorant and cold!

No lies bros...na d same thing happen to me for school...walahi, boarding house na hell, especially those government owned schools...