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[quote author=Master_1 link=topic=448358.msg6063881#msg6063881 date=1274333115]tai2, it is perfectly normal to see a girl, admire her, and want her to be with you. It is a perfectly normal natural process. FYI< I think I am old enough to date,
Maybe, if I send her some UNITS then, NOT YET[/quote]For how long av u been calling her?

Faher:
She doesn't like you the way you like her YET

Give her time and continue to observe her.

I hereby present to u PDP presidential flagbearers for 2011 presidential election

Goodluck Jonathan / Namadi Sambo

buffox:
Chei, una just dey kill all man hope for this careers in africa thing . Me and my fellow students here have chartered a coach to take to the place o, na do or die!

But yea, I feel ama27, I wonder why you are stressing MSc graduate? E dont mean nothing. P & G dont care if u have 1st class or 2.1 sef, as long as u have a bachelors and can get through their assessment stages. Even the interview is all soft skill based, only when it comes down to final selection, the MSc might be differentiating for u to get the job, but does not add unto what u get in your pay dude.

But as at last check, I know grad engineers received between 250k - 300k after tax, which is not bad in naija standards.

So tuck your ivy league egos under your bed and pick up your A-level maths!

na wa ooooo. so as it is in naija so it is in UK.

Ikeobinna:
IBB said, he was going to run for the presidency because he has not seen any Nigerian who can rule (lead) Nigeria. If dele momodu decides to run for president, l think his intention should be applauded. We need more young Nigerian who are vibrant and ambitious in the polity. Some people are talking about political antecedent, can someone tell me what those with voluminious antecedent has done for Nigeria. They have succeeded in embezzling our money, kept us in darkness, our youth are unemployed, our education is sick, our health system is poor. They have failed us with their political pedigree. We need men who can manage our resources, men with good intention for our country, men who will die for what they believe in, men who will not shiver when the heat is on, men with listening ears who will not mortgage their conscience for ghana must go. That are the qualities of the men we need. Go! dele momodu, u can do it.

^^^^ ok agree but i honestly dont think Dele has the above qualities u stated

^^^^ no doubt, he is qualified but there is no way he can win or move close to it. Another waste.

^^^ no wahala den. Abegii, let them be jare

Nigerians and Holiday, Abegiiii, we too like holiday jare and we av a lot of them already.

No Airbag, I no buy, Happy sales though

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-435771.0.html

if the pooin is hard, i just dream of the best way to do it without hurting the area, if it is soft pooin, i just daydream, browse NL, catch up with classwork etc

Its now obvious to me why so many peeps drop junks on NL. What do u expect from someone browsing NL and pooing at the same time
As for me, i do absolutely notin.Simply focus on the task and zoom off.

aisha2:
Currently, about four people owe me like that, and it seems they have no interest in paying back. Sadly on two of the occassions i was giving the the loans i had to borrow from someone else to give them because i did not want to leave them in a lurch, and now am left paying off debts i know nothing about.
Last year was in the same position with a dear friend and that scattered our friendship, we ended up in the police station, cos i took money from my office to loan this guy money for his wedding, i receievd a life lesson about what money can do to friendship, can you believe the guy accused me of being jealous because he did not marry me denied owing me a dime, the good part of it was that his own brother who was there when he came to collect the loan testified against him and I kept his SMSes, thats how he was forced to pay back but did i learn my lesson? No, am still giving loans to friends and they still refuse to pay

Aisha, Abegii can u loan me some money. Just a token of 5Million naira. Will endeavour to pay u back ASAP. Remember i'm a friend

Personally, i no too gbadun the Kia brand at all but ehhh, Happy sales.

Probably at the rate of 70million naira each. very good
Aliyu, welldone oooo

kemisuga:
It is a matter of choice.

Totally agree with u kemisuga, its a matter of choice. I am a Nigerian and will definately marry a Nigerian
Kapash!

This poser sounds to me like Becomrich in another form. Goodluck

Deep Soul:
@RITA,
Speak for urself. I graduated at 20 (+ ASUU strike )
Going by the poster's analogy, I am currently in my "prime" (lwkmd) and I am picky as hell.
However, I really don't think it's an age thing. There are certain guys I wldn't touch with a pole and I don't see that changing even whn I turn 40!
It's all about knowing what you want and not settling for less

So, 26 is the new 30?? Chei, time is running out!
I now have less than 1,000 days to find my prince! Damn!

But really, let's be sincere, mature unmarried women (MUW) have this I-dont-care attitude about their single status but we all know that deep down, it's all a front. Most of my friends are way older than I am and they keep "advising" me not to make the same mistakes they did.

One of them told me " I have a good job, I have money, I have a great career but deep down, I'm not happy, I don't feel fulfilled. Sometimes, I just want to talk to someone. Sometimes, whn something bad happens, I wish there was some1 I cld call and share my sorrow with. When good things also happen, I wish I had some1 I cld call and share my happiness with. But there is no one. It's not the best, trust me"

She's 29. She's pretty oh! And if u dnt know her well, u'd think she's got it all but she is unhappy! Hmm! Makes me wonder. . .

^^^ lucky u but believe me that there are few people like u.

I think this marriage issue should be tackled cautiously. marry at ur time. my tots really.

^^^ U tell me if its not true

Travelista:
I don't think it's anything s.exual; sounds like she may be a gynecologist or some other type of medical professional.

I agree den. Either the above or lesbo
Anytin goes.

There are women with tight womanliness's, i came in contact with one and found it difficult even inserting a speculum into her that i had to really lubricate it, some women, if they've got stitches after child birth could heal in a way that the womanliness becomes tight, even tighter than it was before childbirth, for some women nothing changes, but incase it happens , help yourself with pelvic exercises , it sure helps alot in tightening the muscles inside Smiley

But hey, no big deal about a saggy womanliness, things are bound to change sometimes in life you know

Guys got this just now and decided to share it. So hilarious.






MARRIAGE SOFTWARE

This is what a guy wrote to a systems analyst

(Marriage Software Division):




Dear Systems Analyst,



I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected

Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization

and then it monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected

"Saturday Rugby 6.3" always fails and "Saturday Shopping 7.1" runs instead.

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favourite applications. Be it online or offline.

I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?


,  AND THIS IS WHAT OUR ANALYST SAID:


Dear Customer,




This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from

Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM.

Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current

platform.

You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to

uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed.

Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems.

(See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees).


Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur,

whatever you think has caused them, you must run the,  C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key

for it will freeze the entire system.

It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to

normal.

Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding.

To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 600.0" or

"TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 1000.0" or even Eating out without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started).


DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported

Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH. I urge you to be wise in your choice of programs and applications.

Best Regards,



Livy

Stammering is sexxy u know

browncocos:
theres nothing else u can do but accept if she is pregnant
i[b] had the same issue when my 1st child was 5mos and i aborted it
it took me almost 6 years to conceive again[/b]
so pls accept the baby
i know its a bitter pill to swallow but ive been there and i know exactly how it feels
i hate for your wife to go through what i went through for 6 yrs
injections,emotional roller coaster,crying,depression coz there was nothing wrong with me or my husband
i learnt the hard way,
education can wait,it doesnt even have to wait
get her some help for your 1 yr old
she can continue school while shes pregnant but if she wants to wait then fine
i have a friend that started her masters some months before she got pregnant and finished a day before her 2nd child was born
if she can do it
your wife mos def can
cheers!

That was really scary, i av to confess

If he want, he can try and me think he should. PDP unwritten law/understanding isnt recognised by the constitution of the federal republic. Any elligible Nigerian can contest for the highest office in the land and i believe Jonathan is elligible.

And to think that this idiot is a senator of the federal republic aarrrrgh. So irritating

Nop. i dont think so

i will be patient enough to sit down and listen attentively to her reasons. if such reasons are weighty and legitimate then gone is the lover

kosovo:
^^^
Being a moderator does not deter me from voicing my Opinion, and if you do not like my Opinion, thats your problem, you just have to deal with it . . .
I must not follow the crowd, my reason for going with IBB anytime is simple and clear . . .

^^^ Kosovo, please can u kindly highlight those reasons again

spicyhoney:
Guy, there are people with much money than u've got and they still find TRUE luv so i guess the problem is wit u asides there's no big deal in a girl liking u [b]+ your money [/b] [s]

I will like her to like me for who i am strictly.

My present lady has been with me for almost five yrs now and she is my first. I am also her first. All these years with her av been wonderful and blissfull with no regrets at all on both sides. Infact we are considering marriage before the end of the yr. The question is do i feel like i am missing something out there in terms of getting more experience? the answer is Nop. I am very much ok with her.

@Poster
Its 50-50. one could be lucky at the first time and otherwise but from all what is happening all around me presently, i think the probability of getting it right the first time is quite low, but ehh, its not impossible.

Kennyblues:
The Elders’ Forum of the People’s Democratic Party (PDP) today endorsed Oyo State Governor, Adebayo Alao-Akala to run for a second term in office in the 2011 elections.

Disclosing this to newsmen, Senator Gbenga Babalola said: “the Elders’ Forum of PDP decided to endorse Akala because of the good works he has been doing and the party cannot afford to lose the next election.”

Among the party’s chieftains at the meeting were: Akala’s deputy, Alhaji Taofeek Arapaja; the state PDP chairman, Alhaji Dejo Afolabi; former Oyo State governors Kolapo-Isola and Dr. Omololu Olunloyo; the Speaker of Oyo State House of Assembly, Hon. Moroof Atilola and other members of the state House of Assembly, commissioners and other party big wigs.

Responding, Akala expressed delight at his endorsement for another term in office, adding that the coast was now clear for other contestants to face him at the primaries.

“My adoption shows that the people are happy with my performance in office. But that does not mean there will be no primaries.

“I am ready to face other interested aspirants at the state’s PDP primaries,” Akala said.

USELESS SYCOPHANTS CALLED ELDERS. NONSENSE.

My friend , where is your source. Read it all over again and u will see that that he didnt say that. OLODO.