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I am honestly tired of all these SE,SW,NE,NW,SS etc junks. When will we Nigerians go beyond these things

Yes it MUST be banned.

chaircover:
@Phate lets do it this way. I will give you & you alone 50% off any valentine gift that you purchase from my shop for your other half. Contact me and we will sort something out

Chaircover, enmmm, temi nko?

And why is this on the front page me think seun has a crush on this lady.

^^^^ Thug Baby, welkom to nairaland. hope u are not what ur name suggest. We av a lot of them already on this forum.
Cheers

hehehehehe i no fit shout
At least Nigerians in the diaspora will have reasons to smile now.
Clueless presido

There is this saying i grew up with actually,

If an african man leaves his car to come to the other side to open the door for the wife then 3things is in play here.
its either 1) He has just married the wife
2) That wife is pregnant and about to deliver or
3) The door is faulty.

To be honest guys, i honestly feel that those Nitel cables flying all over the place should be cleared away first. its so annoying. Next is Nepa poles. they should be tidied. Really annoying seeing all these things.

Great Thread i must add. i own one of this machine (Coupe C-Class Kompressor;2000) and believe me, its incredible when driving. Solid on the groud. I must also add that being manual makes me feel in a different world of my own whenever i put this toy on the highway. Maintenance and fuel consumption avnt been killing at all contrary to my early beliefs. Summary is, i av  no regrets at all getting this (2yrs+). More on my experiences later.

^^^ me tinks so too

^^^ he is probably reffering to the office of the NSA (National Security Adviser). Me think its the climax of all security agencies in the country as at today and reports directly to the president.
I still insists that all the present security outfits we av in the nation today is more than able (if only they are well administered) to face and tackle our security challenges. No need yet for a new one abegiii.

To be frank, i seriously dont think Jonathan has what it takes to move this nation forward. Before now, i was on the fence, critically observing situations and giving him benefits of doubts but based on recent happenings, i think i am gradually making up my mind.

anonimi:
^^^
you asked "quote me word for word" and I did since then you no fit answer to your own challenge.
oga na wetin dey happen so? liver dey fail you?

so person wey no come your jamboree all no go well with am abi na wetin.

i honestly dont think thats what he meant. actually, its a choice.

afribeauty:
thanks guys,i tot about sticking wit d waiting stuff,but d tin is a lady family friend 4rm ibadan just moved in to their family house and she is always lurking around him wheneva he is around and dat makes me jealous;atimes,am scared to loose him.  Wot if he decides to start dating d lady 4rm d ways she lurk around him,besides he didnt av any girlfriend 4 now,dat am sure of.

What is this i am reading u dont av him yet now. abegiii, calm down.

^^^^hehehehehe, tell me when exactly u tot about this. bet me u, fear cant be ruled out.

ifyalways:
LOL @ OP.The guy shld have asked all the questions,done all the explaining b4 u took the test.The suspence na die.
My first HIV test was during my my sec. school days.Some group like that came to our sch.,after much talks and bla bla the floor was open for free testing.
I wasnt really scared then cos i wasnt sexually active(then everyone assumed the only or fastest way of contacting HIV was sex).

what about now? av u gone now since it sems as if u are now
to be honest, i av not gone oooo. not becos i live a careless life but ehhhhhhh, e no easi oooo.

[b]Mr. Omisore who was evidently angry, [/b]alleged that the CBN governor had chosen to deliberately incite Nigerians against the Assembly. He then asked Mr. Aganga to state categorically whether Mr Sanusi's statement was right or not. The minister again said the statement depends on which part of the money allocated to the assembly was being considered.

Sorry guys but i must say this.
me think the main reason why this suspected Bola Ige's Killer is angry is becos he wont be able to actualise his dream to becom the next governor of Osun state in 2011.

^^^^ whatever, let him be convicted first, we'll talk about forgiving if need be after then.

^^^ are u 4 real?? will b back

me thinks she is cheating and u must leave her asap for her own good. ODE!!!!!

Obahiagbon bowed to pressure and tendered an apology, saying that “the House of Representatives will live forever.”

He also said that he offered an ”unreserved apologia.”

Many lawmakers still felt that Obahiagbon did not apologise properly, but Bankole intervened again to restrain them from fuelling the tension.


House of comedy

once again i 'v taken time to go tru ur HUSBAND'S mail. i will assume that all what he wrote is true and he is sincere(u should know better). i see in that mail, d writings of a broken husband. i will implore u to re-consider ur present position. Believe me, not many men are these responsible out there. above all, the choice is urs. make it wisely.

by he way, where the heck is chaircover, can som1 tell her that her attention is needed here

chosen04:
I disagree with you. IBB just like other northern PDP candidates signed an undertaking to support any one of them that emerges as the consensus candidate. Thus, meaning that ''not selected'' candidates under that platform forfeits their rights to use PDP to achieve their presidential ambitions.

chosen, what undertaking are u refferring to here and when was it signed? is it binding? the question here is , did PDP has a party set up the ciroma committee? this i doubt since alkali, the pdp exco member came out to say so. anyway, lets see how tings go but i still feel he can still go ahead to contest under pdp.

chosen04:
He has only been stopped from using PDP platform to become president. He is still free and contest under other registered political parties.

i really dont think so, he can still go ahead if he so wishes. ciroma's committee decision isnt the decision of PDP.

Ujujoan:
I'm going to assume you are naive so I'll just say this to you . . . No man (and I mean no man) will be so willing to help you without wanting to sleep with you - Father's friend or not!!! The fact that he's a politician makes it even worse. It's left for you as a woman to know how to 'handle' him. If you say the man has shown no sort of sexual interest towards you, I'll seriously doubt it! It's very unlikely that he's just helping you out of the goodness of his heart! Please, do not let this man destroy your marriage . . . it's just NOT worth it!

madam uju, dats pretty mean. there are definately exceptions. though few they may but they are still out there. i agree though that him being a politician makes him probably one of those bad eggs.

andromida:
You have a marriage certificate indicating marriage to him,and got it published in the paper and your Nysc cert bears his name so technically you are married withou your family"s consent or is it presence?

He is an angry man.you have the money and he does not.He feels the only way he can show he is a man is by being overly commanding and aggressive.He also sees you as his wife and lets be sincere here he did help you with his name to get to abuja and you bear his name in some respect.he does have a right to be angry you both have given so much and to him this is a divorce.
He does not believe you are not cheating cos he cheats and he believes honorable"s niceness is too good to be true a lot of people would believe that too.coupled with he may have rubbed mind with some frends who tell him you are definately guilty and he should not be a fool.

Like you said a lot has gone wrong esp the "is it a fake marriage"?or an earlier marriage before the real one?
The pastor just told you his opinion based on the matter you presented to him.how have you become incompatible?you need to heal from his past betrayal that you had thought you forgave but alas was buried deep.You are hurting.

i am also curious do you have any new boyfrend or smeone asking you out that you are attracted to?is your major problem the cheating.?? or are you fed up with being the one paying the bills and need him to be bringing in some moneY?What happens to his name on your nysc cert.??If you decide to part will you need to divorce him or can you just breakup with him.

i completely agree with the above coments. its obvious u guys are married. wether your folks were informed or not and this issue should be treated as husband-wife issue.i also will treat it as such but am not so sure if u see it this way. Does your Pastor know about this registry detail? if so he is probably encouraging divorce. though this issue is sensitive but honestly dont think its enough for one to recommend divorce. please kindly go back to your husband and settle your differences.

Princek12:
depth and width test -- make sure the Womanliness is not too deep and wide. If so, danger!

elasticity test -- make sure the Womanliness is still elastic. If not, danger!

finger test -- make sure her Womanliness does not leave a smell on your finger. If so, dangerous.

niagra falls test/ sahara desert test -- if her Womanliness is not oozing like the Niagra falls, or if it is dry like the Sahara desert, make you run ooooooooooooo

odometer/high mileage test -- watch out for high mileage. Not good for you

If she fails any of the above tests, my broda, make you run like a runaway slave oooooooooooooo. Don't say i didn't tell you.

Chai, ladies don suffer oooo

honeric01:
Point of correction, he's not aboki, he's yoruba.

Then anoda Yoruba Disgrace.

Anoda Aboki disgrace