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Imagine nonsense? Just because Tinubu went to London to get some rest, they decided to gather in London to constitute nuisance [/quote]E pain am hahahahhaha

Same thing happened to me bro, for months she keeps complaining about it, got to a time I was scared, all I did was bring my mind back, I started imagining her on my mind every night, then I started feeling myself getting attracted to her through my imagination. Before I knew it, that was the end of Solomon grandding lol just bring your mind back bro

Berger to Ajah is currently trending on Twitter with over 59k tweets.

Many are yet to find out what it is exactly.

If you are still wondering what “Berger to Ajah” is all about, here is how it started.

A Lady whose user name on Twitter is @OmogeDami has accused one Uche of raping her Friend @b_moree_.
b_moree_. according to chats released by Uche, resides in Berger.

She traveled from Berger to Ajah to Visit Uche who she has being in contact with for some time on Twitter.

If you stay in Lagos, you would understand the distance, the stress and transportation fare required to get yourself down to Ajah from Berger.

Getting to Ajah, @b_moree_ was expecting Uche to go all “crazy” about her.

Unfortunately for her, the reverse was the case. Instead of giving her the much desired attention, he concentrated on his laptop.

Feeling bad about the entire issue, @b_moree_ sent a message to Damilola Marcus (@OmogeDami) telling them that Uche raped her after she Transported herself from Berger to Ajah to visit him. omogedami, started the thread claiming that her friend Bimbo was ‘raped’ by Uche using screenshots of chats as back up.

Not long after, Uche Immediately responded with his counter thread and screenshots of chats saying he never raped her.

Surprisingly, @b_moree_ replied and said, ‘First thing, I did not accuse Uche of rape, as you can see, I said ‘I allowed him’ I didn’t want to

have sex, but I did, because I didn’t want to get raped again’.

She did this, after Uche released screenshots of their conversation.

P.S: She has reacted to the news, and according to her calling him a rapist, was not her intention.



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Berger to Ajah is currently trending on Twitter with over 59k tweets.

Many are yet to find out what it is exactly.

If you are still wondering what “Berger to Ajah” is all about, here is how it started.

A Lady whose user name on Twitter is @OmogeDami has accused one Uche of raping her Friend @b_moree_.
b_moree_. according to chats released by Uche, resides in Berger.

She traveled from Berger to Ajah to Visit Uche who she has being in contact with for some time on Twitter.

If you stay in Lagos, you would understand the distance, the stress and transportation fare required to get yourself down to Ajah from Berger.

Getting to Ajah, @b_moree_ was expecting Uche to go all “crazy” about her.

Unfortunately for her, the reverse was the case. Instead of giving her the much desired attention, he concentrated on his laptop.

Feeling bad about the entire issue, @b_moree_ sent a message to Damilola Marcus (@OmogeDami) telling them that Uche raped her after she Transported herself from Berger to Ajah to visit him. omogedami, started the thread claiming that her friend Bimbo was ‘raped’ by Uche using screenshots of chats as back up.

Not long after, Uche Immediately responded with his counter thread and screenshots of chats saying he never raped her.

Surprisingly, @b_moree_ replied and said, ‘First thing, I did not accuse Uche of rape, as you can see, I said ‘I allowed him’ I didn’t want to

have sex, but I did, because I didn’t want to get raped again’.

She did this, after Uche released screenshots of their conversation.

P.S: She has reacted to the news, and according to her calling him a rapist, was not her intention.



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40-30 president

[quote author=FarahAideed post=67983574]Every single thing there is false .. see my response to the lies in bold fonts.

1. Foreign reserved increased from 29.3 billion to over 47 billion. True or False

False: there is no proof whatsoever that our Foreign reserves have grown to 47 billion dollars When Buhari has not told us where the excess savings came from and if the country was making so much then why has Buhari been attributing his failure to lack of funds? Open your eyes Buhari lies a lot


2. Over 200,000 youth are benefiting from #30,000 monthly NPOWER. True or False?


False : this is another unproven statististic and ofcourse another shameless lie from the lying govt , is the govt saying it is paying average of 6000 people in each state of Nigeria the total sum of 6 billion Naira monthly ? The least the govt can do is allow the 6 billion Naira reflect in the statutory monthly expenditure charge sheet and it's never reflected at all ..another thing is for the govt to make available a list of names of beneficiaries state by state for verifications


3. Power supply as improved from 2000 megawatts to 7000 megawatts. True or False?

False: when Jonathan left Nigeria had a wheel out capacity of 4500 Mws and an installed capacity of 7000 Mws of electricity and this is a fact ..Buhari is claiming to have added 5000 mws to grid in 3 years so can Buhari show us what new power plants he initiated that is responsible for this extra 5000 Mws ( it's as simple as that ).. another lie bursted!!


4. Second Niger bridge construction is going on. Truth or false?


False : it's is on record that the contract has not even been awarded at all at any level so this is a lie .. how can a contract that has not been awarded be ongoing ..please let's stop being dull

5. Local rice production, packaging like imported rice is now in the market. True or False.

False: one visit to the market will debunk all these paper based local rice , why can't we find such rice in the market, where are the rice paddies producing these rice located ? Why has our rice import bill not dropped to reflect the truth.. another lie from hell


6. Money swaps between Nigeria and China to reduce dollar influence and reduce cost of products from China True or false


False : the money swap deal has not even taken off and when it does it will for the tiny international sum of 900 million dollars over a period of years which comes to just 300 million dollars per year if it ever kicks off ..The deal in every ramification is nothing but beauttiful nonsense that has no implication on our Balance of trade sheet with china.. we have only ended up guaranteeing China a sure 1 billion dollars worth of export steady no matter the outcome of international business.

7. Over 500billion had been realised from anti corruption fight. True or False

False : till the EFCC provided the list of the 630 people it prosecuted successfully and recovered 500 billion Naira from this remains false and till that money reflects in our budget as an income item then it's false ..Whrre is is the money?

8.Bokoharam, Niger Delta Avenger, IPOB/BIAFRA agitators has been defeated. True or False.

False: Bokoko Haram is still know to be in control of over 70 percent of the land mass in Borno state and 80 percent of the highways there ..a visit to Borno by anyone will quickly erode this lie I challenge the OP to make road trip from Damboa to Maidugri with an escort of 20 soldiers and lets see if he will be alive to tell the tale .. IPOB was never a threat as such to any Nigerian , instead of mentioning IPOb I was expecting the president to tell us why he is sparing the Fulani Herdmen who have killed over 4000 Nigerians in just 3 years !!!!


9. Nigeria has comes out of the worst economical recession. True or False?

False : who caused the recession in the first place ?Buhari tooknover Nigeria with a single inflation digit but today it's still in double digits courtesy his bad governance, is the negligible micro growth Buhari has peddling even sufficient to call growth at all ..the dull president can keep decieving himself please but the truth is that the recession came with a lot of consequences which included double digit inflation, weaker naira and a loss of about 13 million jobs , are we back to single digit inflation? Is the naira back to strength ? Is are the 13 million jobs back ? Hell no ..the last 3 years have been Nigeria's worst Perfmance on the international Human development index scale and that the fact


10. Masive road construction is ongoing all over Nigeria True or False?

False : this is another big lie when it's on record that for 3 straight fiscal years the Buhari govt has scored zero (yes zero) Performance in the administration of its capital expenditure purse ( even Fashola recently admitted this when he went to defend his budget) ..so ask yourself where is the money for these phantom roads coming from and where are the roads ? please dontbler a Dullard like Buhari decieve you.


11. Rail constricting is on going Lagos to Ibadan, Kaduna to Kano etc. True or False?

False : The only rail construction Buhari has initiated is a questionable one that is supposed to run from Katsina to his ancestral home in Maradi Niger republic , the motive behind the rail is 100 percent nepotistic as there is no economic explanation to why Nigeria needs that rail line so much we had to borrow for it..

12. Sign memorandum of understanding with Boeing and Airbus on revival of National Carriage Airline. True or False?

False : hahahahaha this comment is an insult to any sensible person...anyone that that know the process of acquiring planes knows this is bullocks .. At what capacity is Boeing and Airbus signing agreement hahahaha? Borno and Airbus only take orders for brand new planes and deliveries could take years and very few airlines use direct purchases to source their planes form either Boeing or Airbus . Buhari clearly understand nothing about fleeting an airline but the least he do is show us the MOU with these two aviation giants so we know what it's about even though I know it's a big lie.
13. Massive investment in Agriculture as alternative means of Economy. True or False?

False : Nigerian farmers have never had a worse time in their lives due to the insecurity they currently face ..its on record that almost 60 percent of middle belt farmers have been displaced from their farm by killer herdsmen Buhari is very sympathetic too ..so tell me where this false investment in agriculture is being made please ..is it in Daura farms ?
14. Anti Corruption war. True or False?
This seem to be unarguable achievements of BUHARI administration in 3years.

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False : Corruption has never been worse on reality, just one look at transparency international recent report will debunk this one hand as Nigeria ranking is at one of its worst ever today under the Dullard...Lest we forget there is a massive corruption also going on in secretive oil subsidy regime where Buhari has trippled the annual spending on phantom oil subsidies from about 300 billion Naira annually to 1.4 trillion a year without budgetary approval ..damn that would be the biggest corruption scandal when it blow open when Buhari is soon relieved of his duty


Hahahahha bros you make sense
You have got updates, they keep telling lies, they will all be disgraced out of office in exactly one year. In a split of time.

Thanks

190 along sapele road benin city
Who is the president of Nigeria please, and were is 2019

Rolling my mat already........can't wait to see kiss d perform at live grand opening

Nice one

Make a sentence with 3 because in a sentence......fire down lol

Nice one thanks

NICE ONE

IT IS WELL, IT A STEPPING STONE FOR YOU, IN GOD YOUR HOPE, NO REASON AM BRO, YOUR WEDDING WILL ALSO BE A SUCCESS

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China is becoming the watch dog of the world, and the US is WIDE AWAKE.

China's bid to establish a permanently crewed space station got a boost.

China debuted a new solid-fueled booster Thursday in an unannounced flight that put a small satellite into polar orbit, adding another rocket to the country’s growing fleet of lightweight launchers.

The KT-2 rocket lifted off at 2353 GMT (6:53 p.m. EST) Thursday from the Jiuquan space center, a military-run base in northwestern China’s Gobi Desert, according to a report from the government-owned Xinhua news agency.

The secretive launch occurred at 7:53 a.m. Beijing time Friday without an official announcement ahead of time, other than a notice to pilots published two days before the mission warning of drop zones for the KT-2’s spent motor casings.

Little is known about the KT-2 rocket’s design. The multi-stage booster could be based on technology developed for the Chinese military’s road-mobile DF-31 ballistic missile, with the addition of an upper stage to place an object into orbit.

Chinese social media accounts shared several photos appearing to show the KT-2 launch around sunrise at Jiuquan.
Xinhua reported the rocket was developed by China Aerospace Science & Industry Corp., or CASIC, with the intention of eventually launching commercial satellites.

“The ‘KT-2’ rocket is one of the five carrier systems in the CASIC commercial space plan,” Xinhua reported. “It features high carrying efficiency and adaptability, according to the CASIC.”

China has developed several new small satellite launchers in recent years. The Long March 11 rocket, managed by the China Academy of Launch Vehicle Technology, another state-owned space contractor, debuted in 2015. The Kuaizhou 1 booster, another CASIC product, has launched satellites three times since 2013 with two different variants.

The payload aboard the KT-2 launch was a small satellite named TK-1, the first spacecraft independently developed by CASIC, Xinhua reported. The TK-1 satellite “will be used for remote sensing, telecommunications and experiments in minisatellite-based technologies,” the news agency said.

The U.S. military’s satellite tracking network detected two objects from the launch. One of the objects, likely the payload, is in a near-circular orbit ranging in altitude from 236 miles (381 kilometers) to 250 miles (403 kilometers) with an inclination of 96.9 degrees to the equator.

Another object, believed to be the KT-2’s upper stage, was found in a lower orbit, positioned to expedite its re-entry into Earth’s atmosphere, a common tactic to minimize space debris.

The KT-2’s inaugural mission was the third Chinese space launch of the year, and the second from Jiuquan.

https://spaceflightnow.com/2017/03/03/small-experimental-satellite-launched-by-new-chinese-rocket/

I was opportuned to meet the lady selling packers and other plastic items beside the canteen where the soup is always pepperish. She told me i would be the one to disvirgin her if i left my cunny ways behind. On my way to her place there was go slow and her incessant flashing on my phone made me hit the van in front of me when the driver did not trafficate before turning. I promised to pay for the repair of the van installmentally and i shifted my appointment with the lady to next tomorrow.

Hahahahahahahah nice

[quote author=buygala post=55247101]The girl changed dp twice between 12:22 and 12:33, the eleven minutes in which this conversation lasted

She was still busy changing dp even when she was in suspense of the guy's HIV test result ....

I mean...who has time for such frivolity when under such suspense?


In short....this conversation is rigged and fabricated just to trend online ....

Next bullshiit please

FROM THE CONVERSATION YOU WILL NOTICE IT WAS NOT FABRICATED, OTHERWISE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE NIGERIA HOME VIDEO. BUT YOU SELF SEE WERE YOUR EYES WENT TO. IT COULD HAVE BEEN NETWORK THAT HELD THE PICTURE BEFORE. I DON'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT WAS FAB.

Thanks fot the headup bro.

feelamong:
Guinness has been a poorly runed coy for some time now...
In times of recession; are they not aware that it's the cheaper brands of beer that sell most?

Moreover if the Managers of Guinness has taken time to do their market research over the years they should have seen what NB Plc saw that made them to acquire a lot of small local breweries that produce regional brands.

As it is, Guiness brands are expensive; and as we all know the Higher middle class and the rich do not drink beer that much..they go for the red wines and Champangnes......

The lower Middle class who drink these brands are now affected by the bad economy

this guy must be a staff of NB or have an idea. You have said it all Gnx made 500m last year as profit n they were fin how many B. As I hear they dey will reduce der staff by 40pct dis year. Dont forget NB is set to retrench 65 manager which they have already started since lasy week Monday. Abeg I dey go church 4singles seminar with moses b4 dis boooharri mata go vex me.

HOW TO HAVE A NATURAL RED LIPS

Naturally red lips are one of the ornaments of beauty. Do you want to know how to have natural red lips? In this article you will find tips for having natural red lips. Read on and find best home remedies for having natural red lips. You will also find tips for maintaining your natural red lips.


Lips are said to be the second point of attraction on any woman’s face after eyes. Lips do get older along with you and your skin. But if you want to keep your lips luscious and naturally red, you will have to spend some time and put in your effort. There are natural ways by which you can make your lips look younger, bigger and red.

Everyone, especially women long to have red lips. However, there are many factors that take away the natural redness of your lips. With the natural tips you can restore the plumpness and young looks and this you can do by making it soft and sensual. One of the facts is that red lips do depend a lot of genetics, but you can treat them to look red also. So, without spending a lot on cosmetics, you can have red lips and that too by following natural methods.


Tips to Have Natural Red Lips

Have a quick look at the tips for having natural red lips.

Extract ginger juice and mix it with the yolk of a village chicken’s egg. Have this with your breakfast every day. You will see the difference in no time.

If your lips are allergic to lipsticks, you can add egg yolk and honey to green coconut water and drink daily.

Apply few drops of olive oil mixed with honey or sugar on your lips. Make sure your lips are free of lipstick. Rub the mixture gently on your lips and then wash it off.

Make paste of a beetroot and apply on your lips. Wash it after half an hour and you will find the instant and natural redness in your lips.

Increase the intake of fresh fruits and vegetables.

Do not lick your lips often. This will make it dry and pale.

Use a lip moisturiser during daytime, especially when you go out. Make sure the moisturiser has sunscreen.

Make a paste by mixing 1 tablespoon of sugar with olive oil, coconut oil or cocoa butter. Brush your lips with this mixture constantly for 30 seconds and then wash them off.

Use lip balms that contain Vitamin E, almond, shea butter or jojoba. If you use this balm regularly, you will be able to preserve the softness of your lips.

Massaging your lips with coconut oil daily will reduce fine lines and wrinkles on it.

Remedies for Preventing Dark Lips

To maintain your natural red lips, you need to prevent darkening of lips. Have a quick look at some tips for preventing dark lips.

If your lips have blackened, you can apply toothpaste on it before taking bath. It will get lightened in few days.

Quit smoking immediately, if you smoke.

Avoid using lipstick for too long time as well as using too much of lipstick or its frequent use should also be avoided.

Clean your lips of any lipstick and apply honey on it everyday at bedtime.

Besides all these tips, it is very important you take care of your lips daily to save it from getting cracked, thin or chapped. Remember, loss of moisture make the lips flaky, dry or cracked. Along with moisturising your skin you need to exfoliate your lips regularly.

If you are not gifted with beautiful lips, you can even create an illusion of having fuller lips by applying right kind and way of lip makeup. Use the make up tips that are helpful for you in making your lips look luscious on special occasions.

E no work oh glo

-0 olodo raise to power 2. Apc is full of drama.

Na confidence we go chop?

[quote author=amtaken post=40566945]We want good governance and you are here talking about confidence.




Will confidence stop fuel scarcity?


Will it create jobs for unemployed Nigerians?



Will it stop the boko Haram insurgency?

Will it stop the constant devaluation of naira?



Will it make APC fulfil their 1 million election promises?



Will it stop Buhari from crumbling businesses with his harsh economic policies?



Will it put food on the table of hungry Nigerians?


Will it stop armed Fulani cattle rearers to stop raping and killing innocent people?



Will it stop Buhari from selective probing?



Confidence my foot.


Na confidence we go chop? Who confidence dn help.

Lordave:
You don't fight which fùcking church?

If the church constitutes public nuisance or disobeys the law, the law enforcement agencies pull it down.
The church is not the only public gathering body, it deserves no preferential treatment.
Moreover, Chris is not a church, he's just a coordinator who must abide by the law or face a lengthy jail term for hoodwinking the public and failing to declare how much he made from the fraud.

some people sha, who are you to judge him? Guy be care he is a man of God.

mrlaw93:
We use to live in the same neighborhood. She is a very decent lady, a good wife material. I love her so much and it took 4yrs for her to finally say yes. Four good yrs for her to accept to have a relationship with me. Now the relationship is about to crash in less than a year. Let me go in details...

During the 1st month of our relationship. It was the best thing that ever happened to me. It was full of love and i knew it will be a disaster to loose her. Our love life started during one of her long school holiday. She told me her last relationship was with a guy in her school, how they broke up due to irreconcilable differences. After few weeks of her resumption back to school i started seeing photo mixed by the guy on facebook tagged to her. Whenever i call regarding this issue she always say the guy does that just to gain her attention.

Weeks later, the photo mix grew into real photoshoot involving the both. She no longer call as she used to. She even ignore most of my calls. I started having this feeling that i have lost her but i still played along. She is again on holiday, we have met to discuss this issue. She told me she is now dating the guy due to his aunt's intervention. She said her feelings for me only come when am around her..

I dont know what to do.. I feel she as just used me to pass time. I feel cheated yet i dont wanna loose her. Pls nairalanders i need your advice. What should i do?

Lalasticlal.a, abeg reason my matter.

that made the tin clear for you by telling you the truth. After all u meet the guy. If I were u na free naking any time she is around. Guy free the mara joor.

U don blind finish abi u no see ring for im hand ni? Yeye question quote author=lmm4real post=40077160]

I hope him done marry o.[/quote]

fabulous01:
No need goin: just dial *565*0#
Ur bvn wii display on ur phone
Make sure u ve at least 5naira for sms charge

thanks for the head up. But can one do it any number that isnt connected to that account?