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kponke denge: Wat is bad in licking ur plate

I only watch my dog doing that

What a question. You think we breed dogs on NL

Since that time?

I've even forgotten who Baba Suwe is, let alone remembering anyone forcing him to shit hard drugs.

You don't have to publish it. Just send me your call-up number and state code, I'll recommend you for national merit award.

Below are the cut-off marks which qualifies
students for the Post-UME of some institutions
across the nation:

=> University of Port Harcourt, UNIPORT: 200 and above for Dentistry,Pharmacy, Engineering (except Civil & Environmental Engineering), Management Sciences,Medicine,Nursing and Social Sciences; 180 and above for others are invited to a Screening Exercise First Choice and Second Choice.

=> Nnamdi Azikiwe University, NAU/UNIZIK: 180 Arts (except Departments of English & History )and Education 200 for others

=> Federal University of Technology Owerri, FUTO: 180 First and Second Choice.

=> University of Ibadan UI: 200 First and Second Choice Most preferred

=> University of Lagos Unilag: 200 all
courses,First Choice only

=> University of Nigeria, Nsukka, UNN: 200 all
courses; first and second Choice.

=> Obafemi Awolowo University OAU: 200; first and second choice

=> Nnamdi Azikiwe University,NAU/ UNIZIK: 180 Arts (except Departments of English & History)and Education and 200 for others; first choice only.

=> University of Ilorin, Unilorin:
(i) 200 UTME for courses other than those listed in (5) O level Credits at not more than two sittings.

(ii) 220 UTME for Accounting, Biochemistry, Business Administration, Chemical Engineering, Civil Engineering, Computer
Science, Common Law, Economics, English,
Electrical Engineering, Finance, Geology, Industrial Chemistry, Mass Communication, Mechanical Engineering, Microbiology, Pharmacy and Veterinary Medicine & (5) O level Credits at not more than two sittings.

(iii) MB;BS candidates who obtained: (a) 240 marks in the UTME and (b) Credit Passes at one sitting only in the Senior Secondary
School Certificate Examination or its equivalence in each of the following subjects: English Language, Mathematics, Physics, Chemistry and Biology.

=> University of Ado- Ekiti: 200;First and second choice

=> University of Benin, UNIBEN 200; first choice only

=> Ahmadu Bello University (ABU),Zaria: 180 for Science based courses and 190 for Arts, Social Science, Law and Administration; first choice only

=> Usmanu Danfodiyo University,Soko to: 180; First and second choice

=> Federal University of Technology, Akure
FUTA: 200; first and second choice

=> University of Uyo, Uniuyo: 180;first choice only

=> University of Calabar Unical:180 for some
courses and 200for others

=> University of Agriculture, Abeokuta UNAAB–180

=> University of Jos UNIJOS: 180;first and second choice

=> Lagos State University LASU:200; first and
second choice

=> Niger Delta University NDU: 180;first choice only

=> TAI Solarin University of Education TASUED: 180 first choice only and change of course

=> Federal University of Technology (FUT), Minna:
(i) 220 for School of Engineering and Engineering
Technology and Environmental Technology
(ii) 200 for School of Environmental Technology and School of Science and Science Education
(iii) 190 for School of Agriculture and Agricultural Technology and School of Science and Science Education.

=> Federal University Dutsin-Ma,Katsi na: 180;first choice only

=> Federal University Oye-Ekiti:180; first and
second choice

=> Federal University of Wukari,Taraba State: 180 in theSciences and 190 in the hmanities and Social Sciences; first and second choice.

=> Federal University, Otuoke, Bayelsa State: 180; first and second choice.

=> Ebonyi State University EBSU:180; first and second choice

=> Osun State University (UNIOSUN): 180 for
Agriculture,Edu cation and Arts (Humanities and Culture) and 200 for the rest; First and second choice.

=> Federal University of Petroleum
Resources,Effurun: 180; first and second choice

=> Michael Okpara University of Agriculture,
Umudike; 180; first and second choice.

=> Anambra State University; 180;first and second choice.

=> Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma: 180;
firstchoice only

=> Kwara State University KWASU:200; first and second choice and changing of courses.

=> Afe Babalola University (ABUAD): No official cut-off mark.

=> Benson Idahosa University: No official cut-off mark.

=> Bells University of Technology,Ota: No cut- off mark, as long as you chose or wish to change course.

=> Kaduna State University, KASU:180 UTME
cutoff (first choice only)

=> Imo State University IMSU: now Evan Enwerem University EEU : 180

=> Enugu State University of Science Tech – 180

=> Adekunle Ajasin University: 200

=> Rivers State University of Science and
Technology,RSUS T:180 (1st choice only)

=> Delta State University, Abraka,DELSU: 180

=> Abia State University, Uturu,ABSUU: 180

=> University of Maiduguri, UniMaid: 180

=> Kogi State University, KSU: 180

=>Polytechnics and Colleges of Education
2012/2013 JAMB-UTME Cut-off mark List

=> Yaba College of Technology,Yaba Tech: 160

=> Auchi Polytechnic, Auchi: 180;most preferred, more preferred or preferred

=> Polytechnic Ibadan: No cut-off mark

Best of luck, Jambites!

Xtract: Muhammed Supol Musa

By the power vested on me, I hereby inform you that you have successfully violated the Nairaland constitution. Rule No 2, 3 and 8. You have therefore been handed over to the moderators for further actions.

Yeszzz!!! I finally made 1st place. To God be the glory.
Papilo, I knw sey one day, you go make nairalanders proud.

Don't you think male job offerers can also contribute to this thread? because we can tell the type of make up that disqualifies you or otherwise.

oneangle: I m so uniqueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

What makes you so uniqueeeee?

johnwizey: Why people fail jamb

This has nothing to do with JAMB bro. JAMB na objective questions. If na WAEC u talk, i for reason with you.

I think it depends on the branch. My worst experience so far is with Mainstreet Bank formerly known as Afribank.

Scarpon: she look pretty just that I can't find her hips

Reminds me of the shape of Teletubbies.

biafranqueen: How do I open the emails because I am new to NL

I don't think document attachment is possible on NL. I just need ur email address.

Mine is demmy_doubled@yahoo.com
Pls you can send me a blank mail so I can get urs. Thanks

kennydee05: Am an Alumni
Ȋ̝̊̅†̥'s only Unilorin among Τ̲̅ђέ public higher institutions in Nigeria that .̸Ɣõú.̸Ϟ.̸-̶̶.-̶̶. Can't dress indecently.

I disagree with this. Most northern public institutions have their dress codes.

But in Unilorin, your admission status isn't verified until 200Level.

Its in Unilorin you get admitted into Faculty of Engineering and graduate from Faculty of Education.

@biafranqueen. 9ce job. I'm currently serving and i read a book on CV writing which I used in creating my CV.
I keep making corrections each time I view it on MS Word.
Please I would love to send the CV to you to make relevant corrections.

My email address is demmy_doubled@yahoo.com

Thanks in advance.

All these requirements for only one person?



Anyways, we talking abt oil and gas here.

Thank God Benin-Ore road is no longer in a state of anomie. It will be sardonic, lugubrious and it will be a state of disma-bisma if parliament does not rise to fix culpability where culpability is.

kutchs: We used to sing
“Two black birds sitting on the wall
Nwannem Peter nwannem paul“

So many yrs after did I get to know it‘s actually
One named Peter one named Paul. Oh kids! Una no go kill person.

I think dis will apply to only kids in Igbo land

This old man, he played one, he played nik nak on my door with a niknak 'badiwark' give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

I neva still sabi the song sef

Lilimax: You see it. Who say na by size . He have access to Baba himself which many of his
progenitors and critics may not have. Ride on Bro. Aki.

And I wanted to 'like' this post o!

adewasco2k: I understand your point of view, there might be a way about it, but first let me introduce you to this post on skill acquisition first, https://www.nairaland.com/1259890/being-graduate-not-enough-need
if you have a 2:2 then you should work on acquiring relevant skill to backup your result. believe it or not most organizations now believe in skills rather than certificates.

Back to a point which will answer your core question...the problem is most will still ask for 2:1 okay what i will advice is, if you know you have all it takes to fit the position, remove the grade on your CV if its there and apply for the position with a very beautiful cover letter, belive me you might be called while someone with 2:1 will not....but you have to be smart about it...though it will not work in all cases as some are very strict about that.

wish you well and expecting to hear a good news from your ends soon.

Thanks. Very helpful.

All the job offers I've seen comes with requirements and one of the common requirement is a "minimum of Second Class Upper Division.
What happens to majority of Nigerian graduates who graduated with Second Class Lower or even below that.

Can applicants with 2.2 still apply for a job with a 'minimum of 2.1' requirement?

Can relevant or additional training and courses on the CV of a 2.2 applicant change the mind of recruiters who requires candidates with a minimum of 2.1?

Is "a minimum of 2.1" requirement just to scare '2nd Class Lower, 3rd Class and Pass' applicants off?

Has any 2.2 applicant secured a job which requires a minimum of 2.1?

I need answers please.

No vex abeg. Person don first me talk wetin i bin wan talk.

Understanding the Contents of a Resume

Name/Heading
The heading of the CV should be the first thing to be seen by the recruiter. It should be written to attract the attention of the recruiter. Your name should be written boldly in capital letter followed by your address not P.O.Box, but a traceable address.

Career Objective
The career objective is sometimes knows as your personal profile. It defines and shows your clarity of career direction. Just as good adverts are directed to a specified audience, likewise should your career objective be directed to a specific job opening or specific organization.
Note: Your career objective should not be self-centered but employers-centered. Companies would have to hire you for what you can do for them not to fulfill your private goals and needs. As much as you can make your career objective captivate their interest.
How? Let your career objective depict your interest and relevance to the job being applied for.

Example 1: You are creating a resume for a company that deals on software sales. You can create your objectives as this.

"A software sale position in an organization seeking an extra-ordinary record of generating new accounts, exceeding sales targets and enthusiastic customer relations, possess relevant sales and marketing skills needed to add value to organizational objectives"

How to write your career objective
1. Be specific: What kind of job or job environment are you applying for?
2. Assess and ask yourself what makes you a perfect candidate for the job
3. Make it straight to the point.

Don't use crazy phrases that do not mean anything. Such as: "allowing me the ability to enhance and utilize experience in a new and challenging environment". This statement makes no sense.

Example 2: Assuming you wish to send your resume to a world-class Hotel, as an advertising or public relations officer or assistant; you can create your objective as this shown below:

"Seeking an Entry level position in the hospitality industry where a background in advertising and public relation would be needed to enable my organization achieve its corporate objectives".

Skills/Accomplishment
Your skills outlined should be relevant to the job applied for. Skills show your ability to get things done. various jobs have specific skills that ensure success from employees. As the skills are listed, possibly give example of how you have developed such skills.

i. Good communication skill
ii. Good interpersonal skill
iii. Ability to work under pressure
iv. Ability to work with little or no supervision
v. Creative and innovative skills
vi. Logical and analytic thinking skills
vii. Problem solving skills
viii. Self motivated
ix. Leadership skill
x. Result-oriented and target-driven.

Education or Qualification
This should be written in reverse chronological order. The most recent degree first, while others follow. Any degree yet to be completed can be written down, but attached with the phrase (in view).

B.Sc Business Administration
Second Class Upper Division
Harvard University, USA

or

Higher National Diploma
Marketing, Lower Credit
Fortunes Polytechnic, Abuja.

In addition, you may list the courses you did in the University that are relevant to the job you are applying.

Career Achievements
A section of a CV should show a list of what you believe is your greatest career accomplishments.
A sample of a career achievement might be:

"Developed human resources application for use, in start up of my organization, reducing the number of job selection errors by 70%"

Experience
The experience section should be written starting from the most recent. The position, Company's name, Address and Duties performed should be listed. Action verbs should be used. This makes you more active on the job. E.g. Rather than using, Raising 1Million NGN in 21days, use Raised 1Million NGN in 21days.
All experience that has helped you develop skills and abilities to add value on the new job should be included. It include be one year Internship, Industrial Training, Trainings and Workshops, Volunteer or Social Jobs, Community Development Service, NYSC, etc.

Professional Qualifications/Membership
List all professional qualification and membership.

Member, Nigerian Institute of Management.
Member, Chartered Institute of Marketing, UK.
Member< Association of Chartered Accountants. Etc.

Publication and Presentations
List any or all publications you have published.

Hobbies and Interests
List at least 3 hobbies related to the job.

References/Referees
Write at least 3 persons or simply write; will be available on request.

I got this from a book which i think will be helpful for job seekers especially trainees. Though it is a very broad topic but I'll just try to summarize all i can.

There are practical steps you can employ to create a CV that can land you an interview. You will need to do some thinking and strategic planning before writing your CV. If you fail to plan and think well, you may have planned to fail. Planning is the first most important step in creating a CV. In planning, two things are essential.

1. Know What the Employer is Looking for: This is very important as most applicants create CVs without focusing on what the employer needs. Most times, this leads to writing CVs that will not beat the competition. Remember the employer is not just looking for any and every person, but those with requisite knowledge, skills, abilities, experiences and competencies. The job advert sometimes reveals part of what the recruiter actually needs. knowing the recruiter's needs will enable you create and construct your CV to match your organization's needs.

2. Assess Yourself: This is to find out what abilities, talents, skills and experiences you possess to match the recruiter's picture of the ideal candidate.

Parts of a Resume
A winning CV should be divided into two sections:

1. Assertion Section: This is usually the section of the CV that carries more magnetic force to pull the recruiter's interests to respond positively to your CV. This section emphasizes on what your can do, how you can add value to an organization; it show-cases your abilities, qualities and achievements.

Components of the Assertion Section
i. Career objective or personal profile
ii. Qualities and skills
iii. Achievements and competencies.

2. Evidence Section: This section gives support and confirms the information listed in the Assertion section. It actually show cases your pedigrees; both education and experience.

Components of the Evidence Section
i) Education (ii) Experience (iii) Award and honour (iv) Professional qualification (v) Publication (vi) Hobbies/Interest (vii) Referees/Reference.


UNDERSTANDING THE CONTENTS OF A CV

Name/Heading
The heading of the CV should be the first thing to be seen by the recruiter. It should be written to attract the attention of the recruiter. Your name should be written boldly in capital letter followed by your address not P.O.Box, but a traceable address.

Career Objective
The career objective is sometimes knows as your personal profile. It defines and shows your clarity of career direction. Just as good adverts are directed to a specified audience, likewise should your career objective be directed to a specific job opening or specific organization.
Note: Your career objective should not be self-centered but employers-centered. Companies would have to hire you for what you can do for them not to fulfill your private goals and needs. As much as you can make your career objective captivate their interest.
How? Let your career objective depict your interest and relevance to the job being applied for.

Example 1: You are creating a resume for a company that deals on software sales. You can create your objectives as this.

"A software sale position in an organization seeking an extra-ordinary record of generating new accounts, exceeding sales targets and enthusiastic customer relations, possess relevant sales and marketing skills needed to add value to organizational objectives"

How to write your career objective
1. Be specific: What kind of job or job environment are you applying for?
2. Assess and ask yourself what makes you a perfect candidate for the job
3. Make it straight to the point.

Don't use crazy phrases that do not mean anything. Such as: "allowing me the ability to enhance and utilize experience in a new and challenging environment". This statement makes no sense.

Example 2: Assuming you wish to send your resume to a world-class Hotel, as an advertising or public relations officer or assistant; you can create your objective as this shown below:

"Seeking an Entry level position in the hospitality industry where a background in advertising and public relation would be needed to enable my organization achieve its corporate objectives".

Skills/Accomplishment
Your skills outlined should be relevant to the job applied for. Skills show your ability to get things done. various jobs have specific skills that ensure success from employees. As the skills are listed, possibly give example of how you have developed such skills.

i. Good communication skill
ii. Good interpersonal skill
iii. Ability to work under pressure
iv. Ability to work with little or no supervision
v. Creative and innovative skills
vi. Logical and analytic thinking skills
vii. Problem solving skills
viii. Self motivated
ix. Leadership skill
x. Result-oriented and target-driven.

Education or Qualification
This should be written in reverse chronological order. The most recent degree first, while others follow. Any degree yet to be completed can be written down, but attached with the phrase (in view).

B.Sc Business Administration [center]2004[/center]
Second Class Upper Division
Harvard University, USA

or

Higher National Diploma [center]2009[/center]

Marketing, Lower Credit
Fortunes Polytechnic, Abuja.

In addition, you may list the courses you did in the University that are relevant to the job you are applying.

Career Achievements
A section of a CV should show a list of what you believe is your greatest career accomplishments.
A sample of a career achievement might be:

"Developed human resources application for use, in start up of my organization, reducing the number of job selection errors by 70%"

Experience
The experience section should be written starting from the most recent. The position, Company's name, Address and Duties performed should be listed. Action verbs should be used. This makes you more active on the job. E.g. Rather than using, Raising 1Million NGN in 21days, use Raised 1Million NGN in 21days.
All experience that has helped you develop skills and abilities to add value on the new job should be included. It include be one year Internship, Industrial Training, Trainings and Workshops, Volunteer or Social Jobs, Community Development Service, NYSC, etc.

Professional Qualifications/Membership
List all professional qualification and membership.

Member, Nigerian Institute of Management.
Member, Chartered Institute of Marketing, UK.
Member, Association of Chartered Accountants. Etc.

Publication and Presentations
List any or all publications you have published.

Hobbies and Interests
List at least 3 hobbies related to the job.

References/Referees
Write at least 3 persons or simply write; will be available on request.

Like i said earlier, this is a very broad topic. Watch out for the rest; typing is not an easy job.

I will also show you some wrong Resume/CV samples and the areas that needs to be corrected.

(PIMPLES, ECZEMA AND DANDRUFF)

SKIN CLEANLINESS
Before we look into the various skin infections, we need to first understand the skin and how it works. The skin constantly receives sweat from sweat glands; greasy matter accumulates in the sebaceous glands. If the skin is not keep clean regularly, a crust form on it, which consists of dried sweat and dirt, scales of dead skin and grease. This un-cleanliness leads to effects which are not only unpleasant but harmful. The skin pores become blocked and sweat cannot be adequately excreted. The sebaceous glands may also become blocked. Dirt also attracts germs and parasites which grow and multiply and produce many skin diseases. The dirt can also putrefy and cause a bad smell or body odour.

TAKING CARE OF THE SKIN
If you want to keep your skin healthy, you must:
i. Eat suitable food and avoid constipation
ii. Keep the skin clean by washing it thoroughly everyday with soap and water (but remember that water alone does not get rid of grease). Have a warm bath at least once a week. Warm water cleanses the body more effectively than cod water. Do not have a bath immediately after meal.
iii. Rub your skin thoroughly with a rough towel to stimulate blood circulation through the skin.
iv. Wear clothing of the right texture next to the skin, that is, hose, absorptive and moisture retaining clothes.
v. Exercise the body to keep your skin in good working order.

SKIN INFECTION
The skin is sometimes attacked by minor infections and diseases. Major skin infections are caused by microbes, particularly bacteria and fungi. A few common infections and their treatment are here treated. These include:

i. PIMPLES
You will recall that sebaceous glands keep the skin moist and soft. They are numerous on the skin on face and scalp. These glands pour their secretions (sebum) into the surface of the skin through the hair follicles.

Where the follicles are obstructed or the sebum is thick, inflammations such as pimples may develop.
(Increased production of hormones may increase the output of the oil gland). Pimples however usually disappear later in life.

Note that pimples should not be disturbed or treated except by competent medical doctors; otherwise secondary infection may set in.

SELF-HELP EFFORTS AT REDUCING PIMPLES ATTACK
1. Do not eat too much of fatty foods (e.g. nuts, chocolate, groundnut etc)
2. Keep the skin clean, wash face properly about twice each day with a washing swab or sponge, soap and warm water. Medicated soap may be used as prescribed by the doctor.
3. Do not pop (burst) the pimple. There is a risk you may push the infection further down, causing more serious blockage and worse swelling and redness. Popping pimples also increase the risk of scarring.
4. Avoid touching the face. Even though this may require some willpower, try to refrain from touching your face with your hands. Before touching your face make sure you always wash your hands with soap.
5. Make sure you have taken your entire make up off when you go to sleep. Only use makeup that is nonceomedogenic or nonacnegenic – you should be able to read this on the label.
6. If pimples are on parts of your body covered by clothing, such as your back, shoulders or chest, wear loose clothing. Whenever possible, avoid wearing headbands, caps and scarves – if you have to wear them, wash them regularly. In short – allow your skin to breathe.
7. Avoid creams and heavy lotion oil firm from these may close the pores and hair follicles.

ii. ECZEMA
This occurs as rashes on the skin or as pimples, these become more severe and develop scabs which spread and become unsightly. Eczema commonly develops on the face or hand. It is an allergic disease which may be produced by a number of allergen such as cosmetics, soap, powders or certain types of clothing.

TREATMENT
There is no known cure for eczema; therefore, treatments aim to control the symptoms by reducing inflammation and relieving itching. Treatment may be difficult but a number of anti-allergy creams are available which have some measures of success.
Eczema can be exacerbated by dryness of the skin. Moisturizing is one of the most important self-care treatments for eczema. Keeping the affected area moistened can promote skin healing and relief of symptoms.
Corticosteroids are highly effective in controlling or suppressing symptoms in most cases. These usually bring about rapid improvements but have greater side effects.

iii. DANDRUFF
Dandruff is a common condition in which the outer layer of scalp peels off, producing little white scales. Dandruff is a common scalp disorder affecting almost half of the population at the post-pubertal age and of any gender and ethnicity. It often causes itching.
In severe conditions, the flakes become large, greasy and yellowish. The scalp may be due to lack of enough oil produced by the sebaceous glands.

TREATMENT
A balanced diet, moderate exposure to sunlight and cleanliness of the hair and scalp help to clear up dandruff.
Keep the comb and brush always clean and to yourself.
Special shampoo may reduce dandruff.

http://demmyajibade..com/2013/04/things-you-never-knew-about-some-common.html

They disgust me

ylaa: READ IT ON YAHOO DIS MORNING, NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT THIS NEWS.

As I no come read am for yahoo nko?

The beards fit her sha. Handsome woman