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The commenter above me might have something reasonable to say.

Car I no get, Money self I no get, but na em girls dey carry dia self cum make we run 1or2.

Make nobody whine you,If you fine and you Sabi carry yahself well you go fVck pussies for free.

No girl friend no problem.

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A police man said all these jargons and shenanigans?!
(Actually the police spokes person!)
This is unbelievable!
This is simply PREPOSTEROUS!!!

He should be sentenced to prison for being this foolish, come on cop!
This one is more like a herbalist, not a cop!

Face of the killer below,
Mr Nice Man (pukes)

Baba even your grilled vulture meat suppose dey under investigation

Give to Caesar Messi what belongs to Caesar Messi

She's looking beautiful with her body well covered.

WannaHowzit:
Big Brother who doesn't have a supermarket or retail brand worth mentioning like Game, Pep, Truworths and MrP, but rather does his Christmas shopping in smelly markets near gutters where agberos relieve themselves in public view Lol, and all those stores have left Big Brother coz he's broke, with your one half full plastic bag that you use for selfies.

AcneAhnie, please don't drag your country down with you in your futile attempt to diss SA. I make minced meat out of amateur trolls like u.

But at the mention of a Nigerian Niqqa Name every sadafrican B*tch must get wet.

oyatainer:
I still don't know why people think about money players collect or how much they buy a player or how much debt a club owes.

Fans only enjoy the happiness of seeing them playing and how much they play on the field. Money do not touch me and I am not bothered about how much Messi earns or spend. Messi and Ronaldo cannot be among the top 20 richest in the world.

To each his own.

0097020263 Access bank

How much? Baba any amount.

drightguy:
Stop taking any hard substances. It will always put you in mood of deep thoughts and regrets.

What ever mistake that was made is all past; make the corrections now and it will be fine.

It has nothing to do with the Op taking any hard substance in this write up,

Omor dey way Nigerians dey judge people wey dey high for public, you go think say dem no dey hide run am too.

Even tho I've been a Messi fan since when he started playing for Barcelona, I can't help but say Ronaldo is a made and successful man.

I can't be hating on another man success all because of football rivalry na.

In Olamide Baddo's voice: Oya shake it, granny don't break it.

That awkward moment when Op's moniker says "False prophet" but he wants us to believe anything that he post.

Crystalom5:
that's noble though. Better than deceiving them.

Any plans on working towards making yourself better? Because anyhow, one day you go wan marry

Yeah hopefully.

I've got commitment and trust issues, that's why I mostly keep to myself in other not to waste anybody daughters time.

Aladdin1:
Abeg wetin dey special for corpers kpekus? corpers no be naija girls?.abi corpers kpekus dey grow flowers?

Baba wan water dia flower

Na gamer him be,na dia allawee him eye dey.

Georgejeez:
If UN knows they can't help us out of where Buhari has carried us into .
They should just keep shut .
No need turning a bad situation to a rotten one ,,, ABI dem wan increase our innocent BP

Every meaningful and sane Nigerian should be happy that our cries and pleas have reached the high heavens at last.

Nawa ohh, na diz same strong black nyash go make gay man dick stand straight ohh

True true na different strokes for different folks be this life.

Next time any mf racist call's you a black monkey, reply with "At least I get to age like fine wine".

Please don't thank me what are friends for?

ibkayee:
22 year old - new graduate, seeking for a job or has an entry level job, not likely looking to settle down, biologically speaking brain has not even fully developed/matured

27 year old (with child) - still young but likely more established career wise than a 22 year old, higher chance of looking to settle down than 22 year old, looking after a child is a lot of work and responsibility and catapults you into another layer of maturity, even for a 27 year old

You're wise.

marlow1962:
Low self esteem and peer pressure makes a gal bleached, but I don’t knw wtf makes a niga will hairy balls bleach.

Men also suffer from low self esteem too.

marlow1962:
Bleachers are very irritating and they smell awful

No be lie, bleaching dey give body odour.

Her name na Charity? Dis wan wey she begin work from home.

dynicks:
Someone hold and spread this guy's legs apart for me....wanna blow something off

Niqqa that'll be some god-damned Blow-Job.

After reading this post, what I'm most definitely certain is that this thread was created out of "Assumptions".

Allow her to flaunt her God given banging figure,

Na plastic full their Kim k and black china own.

Candidlady:
you have read a lil or spent few years in abuja and you think you know places...

regardless of areas/location/wealth/status

competition of looking best to intimidate our fellow being ain't in our blood..

in Lagos iheard the poor would look even better than the rich.. just to impress

so fman icant be living in maraba and iam trying to rub shoulders with living in asokoro.. Hausa man no get that kind time




we are talking bout places you dey mention wuse2 .. yaro banza

And you think the gwari people of Abuja are Hausas? Lol

The Hausas are also immigrants in Abuja.

AImiron:
It was massive I watched the video on YouTube.

Premier league fanboys y'all ain't ready for this conversation, "Farmers league players dominated the world cup tournament" Abi na fifa rig that wan too....

@ The bolded is the honest truth.

Iamdbull:
I pray one day my Grammy award picture will overtake them

As you believe so shall it be.

Gerrard59:
I watched the video. The guy is a notorious gay-lord on TwitterNG. He was one of those gay miscreants who wanted to superimpose their LGTV rights campaign over #ENDSARS protests. Total misfit and an abhorrent fellow. I am sure if na Twitter, he would want to block me. But no one cares about that nonsense on Nairaland.

There was an event shim attended a while ago, if you saw what this shim wore eh, you for burst laugh.

Baba thinks anyone gives two fVcks bout him, sha make we just use am catch cruise..

plaindealer:
Poor okada pobs, you can take them out of the village, but you can't take the village away from them..


smh..

TALES OF A CASAVA FARMER.