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Wish we could have someone from youwin join this forum and give us 'leaks'

This meekpie of a guy is unfortunately not joining the first edition of the race because Toyota just made a recall.

The recall covers engine, transmission, seats, bonnets, tyres, body, chassis and suspension.... Even the driver is being deployed to sambisa as a quantity surveyor.....

Whilst we hope the recalls would be fixed on time, Toyota has vehemently denied even producing his own particular unit... Made-in-china seems stamped all over it... Even on the driver.

This is to be investigated.

Thanks

meekpie: The 2011 Yaris, the smooth, cute, unassuming underdog... the one that no one gave a chance. . . sailing through ever so quietly and swiftly, the well tuned and masterfully crafted engine exploding air-fuel mixtures with the efficiency of a military research grade, concept fighter Jet. . . the tiny transmission delivering excellent hair-pin precision ratios as the engine purrs along like an overindulged kitty kat belonging to the Saudi Prince lol . . .

The pearl black, stealth assassin that no one gave a chance, weaves gracefully through the carnage created by the petrol drunk lads who know next to nothing about the borrowed monsters they've put on the road, let alone how to drive em properly. . . This is an unbelievably, ridiculously easy win for TOYOTA YARIS 2011. . . Good thinking good product!!

Nice flow of words, smooth flow... And sadly that's where it ends.

Your Yaris might refuse to start on sighting the real deal... LA moi.

Coldplay007: Well. At this juncture, We can all see that cash madam coldplay007 has won this game.. your awkward 4wdS With the high centre of gravity are not meant for racing..
The only competition I have so far is the dodge puny.. and with the puny's penchant for catching fire at speeds above 160km/hr (e no go better 4 Nigerian rewires) ...
It is obvious I'm the Winner..
So please take a bow for the queen....

Your avalon was designed to take old civil servants to church on Thanksgiving day....

The shocks are tuned to reduce rheumatic pains.... Not for high speed moves.

To make matters worse, the avalon has spent decades in deep romance with alao the rewire...

Needless to add more

Mister Yaris,

A man who swallows a whole coconut, has complete faith in his anus....

Your Yaris will be good only for picking up Mrs Coldplay's car parts strewn all over the race track.

As for lomomike who diplomatically ran away by using a tactical manouvere, we all know your lexus toy is only useful as a mini school bus.... We forgive you.

Nurey and his really used Infiniti..... Remember your maximum speed has been limited to 100kmph by using generator oil to service the cart once a year.

Hnmmmmmmmmmm..

ZeusAyo: coldplay and readonee why don't you guys just stop bickering around and race out the intimidations and see who is boss(lol) coldplay if na only stearing Ʊ see carry go house I no dey dere o

Breaking news. After a long day on the race track, Coldplay finally gets home with a polybag in her hand... Hubby asks 'baby where is the car?'. Coldplay responds 'the only part remaining is the steering wheel and it's in the bag, I lost other parts in a race'

Lmao

ZeusAyo: guy Ʊ brutal ø!

Park somewhere abeg.

Do you want your car to be missing at sea?

lomomike: What a waste! its too big, too heavy, too vulgar, very cheap parts that easily fall off. Mediocre road handling ability, utterly ineficient gas guzzler. Even mind boggling torques and horsepowers can easily be gotten from pencil sharpeners using half a drop of fuel to run them. :-O

Gosh...

this analysis is unfair.... Coming from an obsolete Japanese relic user.

I will not be intimidated.

Your prehistoric chariot cannot match my tarmac munchers anyday.



****this guy finish me o. He even said if you put small oil inside sharpener, e go better my car. Choi

What is that in the used water bottle on the floor?

Why use a disposed table water bottle?

Whatever that liquid is, it's quality is suspect.

mobile farm house....

how are the amenities inside?

useful during farm construction and set up

fagin1982: waiting............

i dont wanna wait in vain for your love 2ce
from the very first time i set my eyes on you........etc

Readonee35L: This Girl Can lie
I see UV been racing in ur dreams lately

shekau even read the post and said 'dan boro' kai... dis yarinya is too mush'' kao kudi

Coldplay007: All u guys bringing these funny cars for this race. I'm bringing the 2010 avalon...
That reminds me of a time I was racing while travelling from akure to Ibadan... I was driving the avalon and the guy was driving a 09/10 accord V6..I was steadily hitting 190km/hr.. I beat the guy hands down...
The car is tinted so the guy didn't know who he Was racing with..
I parked to buy akara at ife junction, When the guy saw he had been racing a woman he was so surprised, he parked and came to Shake me....
I still made it a point of duty to overtake him before we got to Ibadan....

This is super story.......

next week on super story....

Coldplay tries to race denn only to discover that denn is the king of the road....her loss is 'to be continued''


Grab your copy nowwwwwwwww

sultaan: I see it more as the Lagos-Ibadan Rally

I give you guys 90min to complete the course of 60miles .

To be safe all you have to do is post a time stamped pic in Lagos then Ibadan on a Redemption camp night

90 minutes is too much... Don't forget I am in the race.

40 minutes should be ideal.... And that is to allow the newbies joining me in the epic win.

nurey: My car will be so fast, it will not stop at redemption camp onto ibadan straight and back.

I like this dude. By the time you get to RCCG, the race has been long completed.

Siena: I feel there are enough fatal road traffic accidents in Nigeria, without compounding things with illegal street racing. I'm all for fast cars, but in a CONTROLLED environment.

There's a time and place for everything.

As much as we are here 'making mouths' and stuffs, our race has been more virtual than any other form. We have teased and defended in so many ways.

This is the actual race.

We might not have the privilege you guys in developed countries have as regards to approved race tracks, but that should not limit us constructing one in our virtual minds.

One day, we will and when that day comes, we don't want to be found wanting

So you won't know it's all mouth, let me give you a brief...

From Berger, a good racer must be able to navigate the traffic of isheri, ibafo and mowe, take the straight dash on the good road portion from RCCG up till the point where the road narrows, use this narrow point to prevent an overtake by other contenders as much as possible up to shagamu interchange, pull out at shagamu and maintain top speed up to ogere......

Lol... That's the only tip I am giving....

I have not mentioned pre-tuning of the vehicles before the race, how to beat traffic, specific sections with pot holes and how to move on such terrains, places with possible car roll overs and all points after ogere.....

EngelNyanibo: Please i need assistant, my Pontiac Vibe steering is hard why ?

Power steering issues.

Pump, rack etc.

Check for leaks and oil level

ZeusAyo: kai make una beg fg make dem quick post me come lag because if dats what Ʊ re bringing, I promise you that once I leave you at berger, na so so smoke Ʊ go just dey see Ʊ go chop dust tire..... lol!!!!

Dear Ayo,

I know you don't want to come to lagos. There is nothing worse in battle than an assured defeat.

@nurey, please ask your mechanic if you can combine the infiniti and sienna together (just like rice and beans). You can also do photocopies and add... You will still come last. Abi what will you call a racer who manages to reach shagamu interchange when we are about returning from the ibadan lap?

As for Mrs sewing machine ride, it's faster if you join a public bus from berger.

Bossforeva and the baby Benz, don't forget to come with adult pampers...

Yours sincerely,
WINNER, FIRST NL LAGOS-IBADAN RACE

medoty: Please Ma pack well. We are awaiting something very important so allowed us to be because we all have our data as you can see without data we can't be online. Thank you and God bless. No hard feelings

Lmao....

sultaan: Sport track is not bad it is considered a light duty, but the advantage it the second row is good for passenger just like SUV but with open bed.

We talked about this a while back I found the thread then recalled I have not seen babasin here in a long time.

https://www.nairaland.com/34773/best-suv-nigeria/1

The F150 is still the best bet here and I make my choices on the probability of armed robbers taking the keys while I look down the barrel of a gun so I stay away from toyota and honda If I can save 100k naira by using sport trac over suv I may buy one a V6 f150 might do the trick

Thanks

Coldplay007: Oya sorry now.. I meant your 4.8L engine kia rio is high on nitro....

I am coming in with a sports trac... Something like the attached pix... Don't wet your pants yet.... Wet it on the D-day.


Yes @siena, we have totally derailed this thread train....

Coldplay007: Lol... .
You are feisty!! Me likey....
I thought we are friends now..but I can see I still intimidate you..
Your Garage? you call a Dodge puny and a 2003 Honda pilot a garage? More like a taxi park.....
Don't have anything to prove to you, I'm used to intimidating most men I come across, It took years of marriage before my hubby stopped being intimidated by me and he's a military man
Have you heard of our race? A kia rio high on steroids, nitro and cheap drugs has challenged everybody to a race..
So you can come with your Dodge puny.. but you should not be racing in that contraption, any engine transplant done by a Nigerian mechanic is liable to catch fire...

You this sewing machine driver. You call my kia a car in cheap drugs?

I am boiling and if care is not taken, I will ensure your 1982 Toyota cressida does not get to redeemed camp before it overheats.

Lol.

Leave readone and his pepper grinding machine alone o.... Lol

Bossforeva: in that case, i might be bringing a 1989 MB 190 with an L-Plate still hung on it.

Bossforeva, you are joining in the yabbing too?

OK.... Continue

nurey: He is using the kia rio Dis-advantage edition with 1009 naturally forced horse power and able to go 0-6.2 in infinity seconds with speeds reaching 255.5 megameter intellectually limited to 90km/h because its a contraption on the road (no disrespect meant). Lol

Don't let me catch you....

Siena: Not at all, bro. I'm merely casting my net further afield. It's great having a favourite marque, but then it's good to learn something new.

If you don't diversify, you won't excel when it comes to running an all- makes Autocentre, which is what I intend to do. And perhaps not in the UK. I'm still working out the logistics.

Siena wants to set up shop in Nigeria

bizhub: The result will be out in less than a couple of weeks

Couple is too much... Wishing it could come out this night.

nurey: What generation of the ford sport trac are you looking at.

First gen. 2002 model

yakssson: @Denn, what do you mean by tactical manouvere?

A retreat in battle

Bossforeva: Sports Trac?

Rio is existing... Sports trac is to be purchased... Hopefully this week. Deposit made already.

Maybe I should use the sports trac as the flogger?

4.0l V6. 210hp. Rancho Shocks for those rough parts of the road.

I want to win... No point in an overkill. It's not fair. Don't you want the Dodge to get cleared at the ports?

Coldplay007: Hope you have not forgotten it's a kia rio you are talking about..
a kia rio starts disintegrating at any speed above 140k/hr, 1st the bonnet flies off, then the fenders break into two,, by the time you get to 160km/hr, it's only the steering wheel and the seats that are left...

Lmao