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nurey: I will also like to enroll for courses my email is adetoron@yahoo.com

Watching you in 4D

Coldplay007: You guys all want to use those heavy machines to beat a Kia rio..
Just give me my trusty toyota camry 05/06 4 cylinders anyday...

Do you want to join the massacre?

Make-ups won't help here o..... Lol

I will use Mike Tyson's strategy for you.... He beats his opponent even before the the viewers have chance to but tickets at the gate.

There is no sex.ual discrimination in defeat... All are served equally.

Also get 'cry insurance' in addition to your comprehensive and life covers.

Lol

Coldplay007:
Lol @ dodge puny... Pleeeeeeaaaase.. I'm the only one allowed to talk about the Dodge like that...
To all you guys, Its an SRT8... Please refrain from calling our machine anything else apart from SRT8 or challenger...

Dear Madam,
Noted.
Won't call the sewing machine any other name.

Thanks

nurey:

At the rev of the BMW, my sienna ignition will refuse to start, it will develope cold start(COLD FEET).
I will match your bmw with my friends toyota LS600h v8 2012 and then we will be even. Oya pick the place and time
.

Lmao......

This is so funny bro.

from 2001 model to 2012. Haba

From Toyota to lexus

Me to I will jump.

I am taking a 2014 bmw M5.

No story.

Lol

yakssson: If somebody has an existing business but the business office is nearing a Police Station in north and you know what north is battling with now (Boko Haram Insurgency) that what makes them vacate to another location but within the same town and state coz the area were codonned by the Police. Is this going to affect that company by Youwin? We need your advice on what to do pls.

That is called tactical manoeuvre.

It should be allowed.

Which youwin staff will go there sef? He dey part of 'the expendables'

Hnmmmmmmmmmm.

These guys are tempting me.

Ok...

Let's make the race more even.

I will be bringing in friends bmw 540i. E39.

Its a V8.

I won't like maxing out the life in my new car. It's 30,000km and it's on loan.

However, the bmw seems formidable enough for you guys to pee in your already wet boxers.

When will the Dodge Puny... Sorry challenger be bold enough to reveal it's blushing face?

Hope you have new gasket sets for your sienna??

You might also be needing a new engine block and tranny after the Muhammed Ali trashing...

Lol...

nurey: I didn't upgrade the sienna it is still a 184hp vehicle, the mustang was just a joke.
But I still maintain my stand from lagos to ibadan with all things been equal at a particular time the driver in the kia rio will find it hard to see the tail light of the toyota sienna because the 3.0L v6 engine at 184hp will smoke the 1.4L i3 or i4 engine at 109hp of the kia.

I remember a 2004-2009 model kia rio on lagos ibadan express way and this ABC marcapolo bus just zoomed pass it the driver lost control due to the wind speed of the ABC bus and had to stop to regain his amazement. Sorry op for derailing a little

Joke accepted.

all things can never be equal,: you have the driver's to contend with, the bad roads, the traffic, the road sellers, pedestrians, understanding when to blast and when to coast on such a non-standard route.

It is not a drag race... It is not a traffic light to traffic light pull. It is 150km+ of Nigerian driving.

I am thinking of accepting your challenge and maybe the Dodge guy will Dodge the challenge and save me some fuel.... Lol

Its all fun though...

Op... Sorry for derailing

nurey: Fine I won't race you with the fastback it will be no challenge and fun. But I can't race you in the sienna either not that you will beat me but not comfortable letting it do more that 120km/h. But I doubt if you can beat a sienna with that kia with less than 100hp the sienna may look bulky but that car is as fast as any v6 in its class

I will allow this fly.

Your sienna is a good car so why 'upgrade' it to a Mustang?

My kia is a mere 109hp but this is Nigeria and there is no autobahn.

Nemo dat quod non habet.

nurey: Fine I won't race you with the fastback it will be no challenge and fun. But I can't race you in the sienna either not that you will beat me but not comfortable letting it do more that 120km/h. But I doubt if you can beat a sienna with that kia with less than 100hp the sienna may look bulky but that car is as fast as any v6 in its class

I will allow this fly.

Your sienna is a good car so why 'upgrade' it to a Mustang?

My kia is a mere 109hp but this is Nigeria and there is no autobahn.

Nemo dat quod non habet.

nurey: When innoson started making luxury and fastest car in the world.

Maybe the fastback is my challenging ride to keep speed demons in check. You want to race me abi

You have not answered.

You have a Toyota sienna yet you want to race in a Mustang...

As I said earlier, I pick my fights...

nurey: As hilarious as that is the funny thing is the kia and the driver will be straining and frowning themselves while the chairman in the challenger will be cool and the car urging him for more speed at sagamu to abeokuta, it will just be a story of challenger tele-porting to abeokuta.
But I bet my 2010 for mustang fastback with 855hp V8 turbocharged multi injector natural combustion sequential module. You go fear

When did your 2000 model sienna turn to a Mustang?

It's lagos to ibadan.... And you won't pass through abeokuta.

You need to learn the route first... I can't look for a missing adult. We are still looking for chibok girls

ZeusAyo: when I get my challenger, and happen to be in Lag, I would mail you and race. Make sure you bring your girlfriend along*winks*

I am married.

Make sure you have comprehensive insurance

Coldplay007: Lol... How can that be possible? you are banking on the narrow section btw lagos and shagamu, right?
He will beat your toycar joor.. all he needs is to follow you patiently till you get to sagamu then floor the gas.. you won't see his brake light till you get to tollgate..
Then you race on a sunday morning.. 9-10pm...

Lol @toycar ish.

I am banking on the whole track.

I am banking on a lot of other variables that are not present in a drag race.

It is not only about speed... In fact it is never about your 0 to 100kmph umph.

I won't say much.... And don't forget my maximum speed for this whole stretch would be 160kmph.

Yet, I would still win or at most drag into ibadan together.

A 100k bet in addition.

Arghhhhhhhhhh.... Where is the youwin mail jor

ZeusAyo: concerning your first statement, I was driving Λn X6 but I still don't know why the dude beat me but dude interstate races are 60% car and 40% driver because I cannot be driving Λ challenger and you Λn EOD i4 then you beat me never

I will beat you with my 1.4l kia Rio on lagos to ibadan.

Remember I chose a 1.4l kia Rio...

Whenever you are ready for the challenge, let me know

gatiano: what makes people believe all ten lie is the one truth in it. the truth is what people are not ready for, or simply can not bear.
"all black people are by nature muslims" it wasn't of Muhammad creation but of GOD personally. sooner or later , this truth will strike. it all will depend from whom we hear them.

Now I understand your position.

You are also a fanatic who believes all black people are muslims

Are you for real?

You need serious help.

You are part of the problem of this continent.

Half education is worse than no education.

You can respond with a barrage of abuses, I don't care.

Only a fanatic will say all blacks are of any religion by nature.

It is the likes of you that turn out to be terrorists... Just like Hitler.

Justifying shekau. Smh

gatiano: exactly what i was saying, i wasn't justifying him, i said he has mixed the truth with his agenda, like it or not, that message is going to attract a few if not more. muslims are not permitted by any means to bear arms or fight except confronted violently. ALLAH doesn't need nobody's help. when he is ready to wipe out the wicked, it won't take more than 10 hrs of a day to do so across the planet. so i believe in GOD's commandment. brace yourselves with the truth, so you won't be deceived.

You keep mentioning 'truth'

What is thr truth in shekau's mission?

A concoction of one truth and nine lies is still a lie.

Don't sympathise with him based on religion...

Be logical in your thoughts.

The buffon even kills Muslims...

He won't spare you even if your beard is longer than a metre.

Even imams are on the run.

Shekau has no truth

ZeusAyo: lol!! I have raced Λ chrysler crossfire from city gate to space centre on Λ sunday morning before although the guy beat me, it waz interesting. Its good to have Λ little bit of adrenaline pumped into ones blood sometimes

Yes...but i will never go into a nuclear war and be armed with a cutlass.

i pick my fights carefully...lol.

i love interstate contests...lagos to ibadan...abeokuta to lagos. The distance and hold-ups even out engine and car differences. Its more of the driver than the cars.

sorry for derailing...

ghananotnaija: Nigerians, this is the man who will be your leader in a couple of years. I suggest you get used to listening to his speeches. Haha.

You think it's a joke?

Idrismusty97: Hey! They will call you a boko haram sympathizer . They want everbody to gather in this thread hurling insults on shekau like market women, As if that will make our lives any better. The whole thing is becoming more and more childish. Since Shekau first emerge all what we have been saying is "God punish him", "He shall meet is end" and all sort of blahblah. While he is getting more ruthless and dangerous by the day to the extents our army are fleeing. Its about time we drop emotions and reason with logic.

So what logic do you suggest?

arresa: And insulting him alters the fact that he's taking your country away from you and you can't or just wont do anything about it?

A freeking rag tag rebel group defeated your army and carved out a whole state and talking about insult? Is insult going to return all the people he killed or give you back your state?

Sometimes I wonder about you people...

Now run along

XketchDesigns: Actually, he is right. He just went overboard trying to force people to live their life. True, you should try to do something if you see something wrong, or talk, or feel bad about it (which is weakest of faith) but it didn't say force!

How is he right

gatiano: english right? and most claimed he is an illitrate. this is the first time that i have heard him speak, and he is tactical, he is subliminal and clever. he has mixed part of the truth with his agenda, and that will get a lot of people to his cause. the truth is very powerful, it doesn't matter how you use it, it strikes hard. for defence, learn or seek the truth and the truth shall set you free. One truth is ALLAH is one, HE is all independent! ALLAH needs nobody's help, HE is more than capable, and HE does what he pleases, so anything you do, you do for yourself!

You have said nothing. So are you trying to justify shekau with Allah?

ZeusAyo: there is Λ reasonable stretch from city gate to the space centre before you reach the construction sites. Yea and I seriously hope that Λ government would take motor sports seriously and setup tracks in @list 6 states of the federation

a yoruba proverb aptly translated says 'a man wey never chop bellefull no dey do belleful play'.

Coldplay007: Not beefing you.. Now you are making me feel bad..
Camry, Camry Turbo or camry hybrid? Are they not all camrys?
Just keep telling yourself you have an SRT8, and one day your car might just turn to one..
I honestly don't know why you are taking the issue so serious cos I'm just playing with ya..
Sweetheart, Lighten up and use Smileys more. It was just so easy to mess with you I couldn't resist....

I like this girl

ZeusAyo: trust me am Λ petrol head just like you. I have once driven an uncles turbo charged bmw x6 along abuja airport road and trust me I love power under the hood because the only thing people saw about that ride was its break lights so much power and I would love my dodge to be like that. concerning my status, am single and I already have ladies on my neck so adding Λ challenger to my assets wouldn't be Λ problem and besides I should be able to foot the bill. Concerning maintenance and parts, I am not the type that would consult road side mechanics even if I want to change plug; that is why I said I needed dodge service centres. Also if I get the car before december, and I happen to be in lagos we can go for Λ spin on 3rd mainland bridge(lol)

Third mainland Bridge is no longer good for racing.

I have done 180kmph in the past but I dare not go beyond 140 now...

Bad patches, wavy repairs, tyre shreds, gaps etc...

For drag racing, the only one I can recommend is just after lekki toll gate when the road is free.

Hnmmmmmmmmmm.

Bigboyz32: Abeg those more knowledgeable than me should help out. I intend changing my business location, though within the state (just a change from one LGA to another, still close by). Will I be penalized for this, since it is way beyond the second stage? Pls I need answers. Thanks in advance

You can deploy in any lga within the same state... Nothing do you.

Are there still interviews ongoing?

Been having issues with CAC. First, their systems were attacked, next, I am been called to remove a word in my memart. Hoping it comes out this week sha

how much last

Keneking: Nonsense write -up

Politics aside, this is one good piece of writing. Education is good... It allows you to see and be seen.

bizhub: @awezu ..ur messages are +ve and diff...pls I need your email or number to confirm something tnx...mail me nedumfrank@gmail.com

What are you confirming o?

I want to know ooooooo

Lol