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RomanceRe: Why Can't Nigerian Men Behave Themselves? by denzel2009: 9:29pm On Nov 23, 2010
They probably employed an ancient executor in your company.
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From Shan George's Album Launch. by denzel2009: 11:19am On Nov 23, 2010
spikedcylinder:
Denzel, oniranu ni e! You always having my chocking on my breath with laughter. Warn yourself o. angry angry angry

@ topic
No one ever looks cool dancing jor. Especially to Nigerian music wey dey always wan make person craze. cheesy cheesy cheesy
I am however guessing that her album will be a flop.
Spikey, wetin I do oh. Do not tarnish my bad image o.
AdvertsRe: Perfumes At Lowest Prices! Call 01 8533445 by denzel2009: 11:24pm On Nov 22, 2010
Got it. Thanks
AdvertsRe: Perfumes At Lowest Prices! Call 01 8533445 by denzel2009: 11:16pm On Nov 22, 2010
Tolu what is your email pls?
ComputersRe: Post Your Laptop Problems Here For Free Advice. by denzel2009: 7:24pm On Nov 22, 2010
^^^No, your laptop won't crash. It's just that your desktop wall paper would turn black and the annoying message would be popping up at intervals on the bottom of the screen.

Ahh finally, at some point you won't be able to use windows media player any more and no windows updates too.
FamilyRe: Ladies Who Hold On To Their Father's Surname In Marriage by denzel2009: 3:14pm On Nov 22, 2010
To me,marriage changes the status quo. If a guy takes forever to propose to his gf, anxiety would set in. She'd be wondering if the guy is afraid of commitment or he doesn't love her deep down.

So, if he eventually propose and you get married,why hold back the name if you are not Eva Longoria or Angelia Jolie?

I think girls should be happy to proclaim they are now mrs . . . . ,people will even ask the famous question, you are now mrs what? You now tell them I'm still ms my maiden name.
There's really no point in getting married cos you could as well have babies bearing their father's name while you spare us(guests) our time to witness the irrelevant nuptials.

When a girl is married,her contemporaries accord her some sort of respect. Like, male friends can't hit on her like they used to or tap her bumbum playfully like before.

IMHO,a girl that refuses to change her name just wants any easy way out,nothing like for better for worse. Should the marriage collapse, she can revert to her natural habitat.
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From Shan George's Album Launch. by denzel2009: 2:46pm On Nov 22, 2010
I still think the photographer is one of her enemies. How can you get those disgracing shots on point? cheesy
RomanceRe: Nl Auctions- Ended! by denzel2009: 1:42pm On Nov 22, 2010
^^^How was your date with the investment banker on Friday? She has been dissing you on the other thread mate. I'm sure it's character assassination. wink
SportsRe: Inside John Obi Mikel's House - Video by denzel2009: 12:03pm On Nov 21, 2010
Nice gaff!

Na so so council flat person dey see everyday.
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You'll Like A Chat App On Nl? by denzel2009: 10:09pm On Nov 20, 2010
likeme:
There are apps that can be embedded in the site and each chat line adds up.
So, who is going to be reading unending chat lines?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Cisa Review Manual 2010 by denzel2009: 8:14pm On Nov 20, 2010
pearlzz:
i also intend to write the exams but for some reasons those manuals aint interesting is there no way we cd get access maybe to audio tapes, or some other interesting materials?
Go get the cbt nuggets for it. The video tutorials are awesome!

http://www.cbtnuggets.com/series?id=384
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You'll Like A Chat App On Nl? by denzel2009: 6:42pm On Nov 20, 2010
Seun is a business man.If chat app is added, peeps won't be creating threads anymore,traffic would be reduced, loss of revenue for the owner, he has no control on chat discussions etc etc etc.

So, dont expect any application anytime soon.

Lastly, 190 would have ample opportunity to virtually harass the girls.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Birmingham City Vs Chelsea [0 - 1] On Sat, 20th November 2010 by denzel2009: 6:27pm On Nov 20, 2010
OMO IBO:
I like daniel sturridge. Admittedly he has not performed for us. Like every other striker he thrives on confidence. Confidence will come if he's thrown at the deep end. We have nothing to lose now since we are dropping points like no mans business
LMAO. Sturridge should be a steward in Chelsea not a footballer.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Birmingham City Vs Chelsea [0 - 1] On Sat, 20th November 2010 by denzel2009: 6:00pm On Nov 20, 2010
How long before Mr Money sends Ancellotti packing? cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Birmingham City Vs Chelsea [0 - 1] On Sat, 20th November 2010 by denzel2009: 5:27pm On Nov 20, 2010
BlueDiva:
Josh should come in for Ramires
Sturridge for Anelka
Pls dont mention that name I beg you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Birmingham City Vs Chelsea [0 - 1] On Sat, 20th November 2010 by denzel2009: 4:50pm On Nov 20, 2010
nateevs:
Well done Anelka. Nice hustle. Drogba and Kalou are just strolling.
He is hopeless.I dont know the well done you are giving him.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by denzel2009: 3:53pm On Nov 20, 2010
Football can be painful. Arsenal fans sorry not top table yet!
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From Shan George's Album Launch. by denzel2009: 9:52am On Nov 20, 2010
2nd pic looks like an agbero demanding for owo ita.
RomanceRe: Are Black Women Setting Their Standards Too High? by denzel2009: 8:11pm On Nov 19, 2010
I'm impressed. Who says cork can't get a date? Cork mate, turn your swag on and get the digits. Doesn't take more than 2 minutes anyway.
ComputersRe: What Do You Think About Mac Os X Security? by denzel2009: 5:15pm On Nov 19, 2010
justwise:
. . . but MAC OS X seems to be more expensive.
What's the ratio of MAC OSX to Windows OS?

It's more expensive but how many people use it compared to Windows? The hackers/Malicious code writers are busy with windows' users.
ComputersRe: What Do You Think About Mac Os X Security? by denzel2009: 2:00pm On Nov 19, 2010
Yes,because the bad guys have more pressing problems than attacking MAC OSX.
FamilyRe: Popular Home Remedies by denzel2009: 3:36am On Nov 19, 2010
spikedcylinder:
Assuming you don't have baboon nyansh already. grin grin grin grin
Na you put am? tongue
PhonesRe: Android, Anyone? by denzel2009: 3:22am On Nov 19, 2010
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=548998.msg7172785#msg7172785 date=1290132884]So you sef see am?

All this time I've been telling him he's romantic.[/quote]I see am oo . . . they are lovely  wink wink wink
PhonesRe: Android, Anyone? by denzel2009: 3:13am On Nov 19, 2010
Toyin toyin cheesy wink wink wink cool
CultureRe: White American Girl Speaking Yoruba by denzel2009: 11:37pm On Nov 18, 2010
Someone's tampon has been set alight mistakenly!
CelebritiesRe: Eva Longoria And Tony Parker To Divorce by denzel2009: 11:29pm On Nov 18, 2010
freecocoa:
This story is FALSE,i watched eva on E news last nyt,she was asked why she was solo at a red carpet event and she said cos tony was playing the chicago bulls so she came with her best friend britney.there were speculations but its been ruled out as FALSE and the court said there was no file for divorce by either of the couple.
You know old magazines and tv reruns dont report latest news tongue
FamilyRe: Ladies Who Hold On To Their Father's Surname In Marriage by denzel2009: 10:20pm On Nov 18, 2010
^^^This guy,you get time sha!
FamilyRe: Popular Home Remedies by denzel2009: 8:50pm On Nov 18, 2010
Idowuogbo:
^ were my love 2  angry angry angry angry angry

@denzel
sit underneath boiling water first , den wen your asss gets hot use plunger to remove anytin upstructions  tongue grin grin grin
Idowu if I catch you. tongue

spikedcylinder:
kiss kiss kiss kiss

Idowu, how you dey na? tongue
That remedy for denzel is too gbaski. Denzel, you don try am? grin grin grin
Spikey, I dont want to have a baboon yansh. Thanks.
FamilyRe: Popular Home Remedies by denzel2009: 7:51pm On Nov 18, 2010
What home remedies do we have to stop hard shiits? I meant the ones that could make you opt for caesarian section?
EducationRe: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by denzel2009: 7:13pm On Nov 18, 2010
ola olabiy:
Hi, Denzel. I was joking oo.
Abeg.
No worries bro.
EducationRe: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by denzel2009: 2:05am On Nov 18, 2010
ola olabiy:
Curious, though. You started posting yesterday. Made a number of posts. And, rushed in here to  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed.

I hope you are not . . . . . . . lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed. Because. . . ., the same style of writing lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

You are welcome, though.
Don't worry. No be me lol.

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