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Now they will know that Hulk Hogan and the Undertaker do not hit each other true true. Anyway, RIP.

Wow. . . What a miss! You almost nyanshed a ghost.

How many witches can you have in a picture?

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=569839.msg7370350#msg7370350 date=1292805343] Densul, warn this likkle gyal oh, and tell her i spent the whole summer and autumn fighting Jennykadri so that i could have you to myself this winter I don't wanna share my man, so hold ID wella and warn her before i commot her two front teeth oh

Who do you want, oya choose one between me and me [/quote]Errrrmmm,this is difficult ooo. The two both of you satisfy some needs in my medulla oblongata,can I have all the above? I have a gigantic playground

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=569839.msg7370117#msg7370117 date=1292802462]^^^I trust ID Elenurazor not to waste time in breaking it down

Now unto serious matter, i am the only one allowed to call my Darlink, Dashing, Dazzling, Denzel that name, so you berra retract, reverse and vamoose before i open my eyes nau nau

I can see Vicjustice representing and killing it as usual [/quote]What can I do without you

Ivynwa:
Kunbs why are you putting sand for Garri wey I don make for Dayo finish. The little I know about him he seems decent and far from being a scammer.Oga Denzel e be like say you sef want put application come dey use style dey one corner dey eye Apeke small small, you better act sharp sharp (that is if you never marry) before somebody else go boldly come take Apeke before your very nose.    . You no see as Dayo carry confidence dey Gidigbaa for ground. Dey there now!!

No,I'm planning to be a reverend Father.

Kunbee:
Dayokanu is the man for you

When did Dayokanu acquire all those qualities?

^^^^One day one of yous go write no offiense in one of your corporate reports.

Idowuogbo:
^u dont hate me cus u replied my comment , u were meant to ignore
emmh seriously u dnt deserve a call bck

Wellllllldone. I know where to catch you.

y me:
@ Idowuogbo and denzel2009
what rough play are you too playing behind the scenes i dey suspect una two oh

thats why we've been crossing it out. You are not meant to know the details. She is my juru mate.

Idowuogbo:
c english , we only have one sagamite thank you very much

Infact, I hate this idowuogbo, she frustrates the hell out of me.

She is my most ignored poster.[s] I'm still waiting by the phone since you were meant to call me back[/s]

Mobinga:
You mean toothpick?

How did you come about this confidential information?

y me:
oh lawd this is funny

why are you all hating on my SAGAMITE?

[b]anyway i did find Mr cork annoying at first but of lately reading is funny senseless post makes me laff alo[/b]t

That's what I'm talking about. He was so irritating when he was mr Anus, now he just provides comic relief.

A thread was even dedicated to him https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=567861.msg7340918#msg7340918

Sagamite:
I don't ram it into people's through for affirmation, I ram it as an irritation.

I just want to piss them off as much as their utter stewpidity pisses me off everyday. Purely to annoy them, and it is more annoying when they fail in proving they are not and they cannot not challenge my intellect.

I don't need anyone on NL's affirmation about my intellect. Nigga, I am super confident to the point of conceit!

I am a news buff and I see how the arrogant and defiant moorons destroy our society, so I have morbid hate for moorons!

These are the moorons I was reading about yesterday and got my BP up.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12030051

Because of losing a football match?

I repeat, I HATE MOOORONS WITH A PASSION!

I know what you are talking about. Don't you think the world would be so boring if we don't have m0rons?

Let your guard down a bit, impart knowledge. Dont start debates with "you are a retaaaard".

Show people your honed skills and knowledge, empathise with m0rons for it might not necessarily be their fault.

Be approachable and make people feel good, Embrace their m0ronic views and move on.  Your ability to rise above some situation speaks volume about your intelligence.

Prepare your mind for what every supposed m0rons are going to write and use your ignore buttons if you p1ssed off.

Abeg let me stop preaching!

I 'll have to blame honeric for opening this reeeeetarrded and m0ronic thread to incite hatred. Honeric, If I thump you ehn.

ewwww I didnt mean turn off to me.

To intelligent people,it's[i] business as usual[/i],some of them don't even know it. If you have to keep ramming it into people's throats every now and then,it becomes disturbing.

Anyway, enjoy your Mourinho moments on NL.  

sofeco:
Lol, what has registration got to do with 5 posts, and beside his post sounds as if he's just seeing funny posts on NL.

Those that have been on NL for a very long time with regular posts, U will no them by their,,,,,,,,,,

It means some people are perpetual observers. There are some guests that have been here before you.

Sagamite:
^^^ Thanks, bruv. By the way, you have my wife on your profile.

Men, I can't wait for Mad Men's next season.

More people please.

Yeah she is cool.

Sagamite:
^^^ The repetition, frequency and gaddamn blatant defiance in substituting it is very intentional.

It is suppose to make it more biting. When they criticise the characteristic above, I intentionally use it again in full to irritate their daft arse.

I have issues. 

Thats where you are wrong. You have to do these things tactically,let the supposed m0rons deduce for themselves.

I can bet one of my balls you dont have a gf. If you do, she would hate your guts with passion. I can imagine you telling her every moment 'you are retarded',you are mor0n etc. And when you keep boasting about your intelligence like you do here, it's a big turn off.

To every other posters hating on one another, please just give it a rest. How can you hate someone you probably will never meet?

If you don't like a poster, no big deal just ignore their posts.

sofeco:
U r funny, when I saw your post  "best thread on nairaland EVER" the first thing I did was, I looked at your post rate, which shows that U have just posted 5 comments presently which also shows that you are new on Nairaland.

Anyway, my point is that, there have been enough funniest and best posts ever on Nairaland, whereby U read them and U will laugh like mad even pray for the first poster of the thread. So what am just trying to say is that for you to see this post and rate it has best post on NL ever, trust me U've not seen anything.

You are very funny too.Did you check when he registered?

Sagamite:
Abeg lets continue with the thread. Who else hates me and the way I call people moooron etc?  

[Starts to sing this track out of tune, loudly and with a strong Yoruba Ijesha accent]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16FdJrrAWSo

I belee I can tosh di skas!

I do. It's not nice and defeats your genuine arguments.

Just dont let mr cork see the light skinned part.

honeycome:
He reminds me of my dad, Song"Sikiru baba Sikira". I love this song because my father's name is Sikiru. May you both souls rest in perfect peace. I love you father and I miss you.

Hello Sikira

RIM has actually done well for over the years. They cornered all the markets like the corporate world,latest fad,chav teens and the semi-literates.

You'll realize that most people using iphones also have a BB,while most BB users don't have iphones. I have never heard of companies deploy Iphones for members of staff. In UK today,you only need to top-up £20 and you have Internet and BB messenger service for 6 months,hence all teenagers use BB.

Now talk about all the Sikira sindodos,that wants to just brandish a blackberry phone just for the sake of it.

There are so many better phones than BB,but IMHO they got most of their target markets on lock down.

Nice thread.

Come and help me sing halleluyah oh Jehova Jireh has done me well

Your miracle shall be permanent, I decree and declare that more mind blowing miracles will come your way, your cup shall overflow.

If you believe shout a resounding Amen brethren. Peace!

Sorry guys, this is just to get my regular Arsenal updates.

Idowuogbo:
Ha Olumideeeeeeeeeeeeee
he would be transfered to factory in midlands to skin chickens

Idowu, stop frustrating me o ehn ehn

Na wah o

Blazay:
Do you believe those census results.
419 for election purposes.
Half of the peeps living in Nigeria are not even Nigerians.

Thats true. They are Lesothoans.

Remii:
That was "Aiye" it was the song that got him honorary PhD in Music

Yeah thats the one,thanks!

And if you default they transfer you to north pole temporarily to work with penguins till you pay. If you dont pay they revoke the contract and reverse your plane journey to Nigeria.

Why do you believe all these scams sef?