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Why do people think everybody would like to start up a business especially in a terrain like Nigeria which is not conducive for startups?

Smart phone ko Dunce phone ni. How can a CCIE start selling phones when an average consumer would prefer to buy china phones.

[quote author=kay-money link=topic=576207.msg7436589#msg7436589 date=1293747203] @ OP There is noting bad in one returning home because there is no place like home** He only needs to plan well and that is where common sense comes to play** Like myself for example I am planning my  return to 9ja soon* but before I return I must put 4 things in place compulsorily~

1) My own property may be  3/4 bedroom Duplex
2) Good busineess plan must be on ground
3) Nice ride to use in 9ja.
4) Enough Cash in Bank

I[b]nstead of me taking  a mortgage of £300,000. which I would pay for 25-30 years I prefer to use that lump sum of money for my own personal house in 9ja, [/b] Because it makes no sense to have lived  7-10 years abroad and you  are not better off than people you left in 9ja** Not forgetting the rate at which guys are changing levels in 9ja, So poster plan well** [/quote]Actually, you are not going to see the £300k lump at all.

dayokanu:
It would be like Aunty can you bring my food, Aunty can we change style to dog-gy?, Aunty can you give me fluting.

If na Yoruba you know you address elderly people differently. "E jo" "E" must always come before any statement

You keep saying it as if its abomination. You sha want the poster to get her out by force so that that he can join your single ashewo community

Let him decide what he wants jare and he doesn't need to tell us his decision.

^^^This maduka would kill someone with e-shakabula one day. I like his dump girl analogy too.

Where's treylaw? He/she should be the one telling us about this.

Nice video.

buzugee:
a company that has 5 million subscribers in nigeria. now i have not been to nigeria in a while  so i dont know how much they charge but lets assume that each subscriber pays like 10000 a month. this will be 1200000 a year. multiplied by 5 million. this is sales of 600 billion naira in nigeria annually. you think such a company is not paying its directors a mere 48 million naira yearly ?

Lmao, do you know the kind operating expenses/overheads companies incure in naija? A friend told me MTN spends over 1billion naira on diesel a month.

^^^Thank you!

buzugee:
thats because you do not know the value of suits when you see them. most of those guys are wearing custom made saville row suits. thats at least 1000 pounds. you have to look at the subtle things. not the faces. look at the accessories.

You should consider stand up comedy.You've got jokes.

Hoax

If you are really that skilled, I dont see the reason for you to move to naija. You could be be contracting forever on ridiculous daily rates in UK.

Kobojunkie:
Also, I am not looking for you to convince me that it is possible, I am looking for specifics . . . what companies, what positions etc. nothing less

Apply to be the first BRT lady driver or joint venture with MC Oluomo.

^^^Who wants to watch Mr Ibu in London over and over?

lagbaja20:
Ode!
Who have i insulted thus far?

^^^^duh, you've called three people Ode already. Thank God you've not insulted anyone yet.

WTF! Anyways, there are more ways to skin a cat.

I read somewhere on NL that Jim Iyke has Amerigbo accent,is this true?

mukina2:
Flash O Nirvana (goooaaanaaa) - Salam Diallo  

tak tak tak 

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Thanks Mukina, now I can do the dance moves for some london bus drivers that waste people's time.

What's the point?

LeoMax:
Dont be fooled by photoshop

Photoshop ko photokiosk ni.

ola olabiy:
I use your password sometimes. It is true. But, you have mine too nah.


We are one, you know nah. My D.

Calabar this wkend, abi? We go rock am babie.

Ashewo 10kobo

My concubines know my passwords on all my IDs.

God Pass Dem - Sideone

Sagamite:
No mind them!

The girl pulls a mean low cut. Most girls can not get away with that. She looked nice with it.

And her body (milky way, bum, curves) is "just right"!

Unfortunately, stinking attitude ruins it all for her.

Is that what they call dem twins these days?

Julie Adesina is fit. Just swap her bad attitude with her jovial sister,you'd a take home to mama girl.

BTW, if you see some girls early in the morning,you are better off going back to sleep cos it's like a curse,nothing good might happen for you that day.

We got to see her at every point in time during the show,IMO she is pretty.

Why do people ask this type of questions everytime? Who is going to give you 9billion?

Kobojunkie:
I hope no one I know falls in to such a death. I mean this is just bad.

I pray no one falls into it,even if I dont know them. Don't be selfish

This is more like yahoo plus. How much pay-out can a fat chef get in 12months?

We dont have any regard for human lives in this country.

Bro Faraday, it's For better For worse,and this is the worse part. You should be happy you got that first,just brace yourself cos your better is yet to come.

You actually fell in love with her not her age,so accept this as the cross you are destined to carry. If you think you can go and get Uni girls that you think are younger,you'd be surprised.

Who told you she can't get pregnant at 36? Please give your wife some good loving and improvise with styles.

ola olabiy:
OK. No enrolment if u no grace my temple

Odunnu said: you like quarell pass fight.

Hehe. Slap1 no dey fight sha.

Adedayo and gbogbo ile, merry xmas.

Wish you the same Mr.Oladapo

dayokanu:
Maybe that might also be a possibility, that would make them have the same profile siggy.

There is also a 3rd account which is dormant

Who said you are a White hat is obviously mistaken.

She might be sharing a flat with a vadewoyin and on the same network.