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Cork in his lucid intervals. Please stop playing mad,it's good to see you like this. I do cry sometimes

baslone:
Take a look in your mirror!

LMAO

ninocia18:
d'bang is shameless, you knows money cant buy you common sense. that's one thing d'bang doesn't have, he should really pray for one or, try and think before acting, someone here who knows him should tell him that there is a difference between growing up and growing tall,

I go tell him to come rake for you sef for messing up his name  

190:
[color=deeppink]^^
The Goat never dies,

Im happy Xmas is fast approaching

I know he wont survive this next Xmas attack!![/color]

Look who is talking.You have your own series too.

Just dont try and instal those illegal softwares on your school network or else dem go use your nose blow whistle.

Cork Mr:
190 is worth 70 Kobo    ,   He is on sale!!!

Seun don suffer. How many Mr Cork IDs will you open?

[quote author=Aloy+Emeka link=topic=542451.msg7053144#msg7053144 date=1288565131]Did he go to medical school?[/quote]Is it only Med students that can check for lumps? It's very clear that he found something,see his mouth.

bawomolo:
dr tu-face

More like cancer eradication ambassador.

You people read meaning to everything.I'm sure he was checking for lumps.

Please dont do them oyinbo foods,(The chicken sef dey always scatter for pot)they are more expensive than naija foods. If you try Peckham with £100 in your purse,you'd feed your family for a whole month.

Just buy in boxes,na your freezer go suffer.

A whole goat meat is just £16 for starters,then box of chicken,bokoto shaki and smoked turkey etc are not too dear.

Forget about yam till Christmas, I always cook my signature dish 4 plantains for dodo and egg with £2.

Buy things in Lidl, they even have the best orange juice and plum tomatoes.

They sell good stuffs in primark just dont wash them like a Nigerian.

You'll be good!

All the Apple and no virus is BS. Who is going to write malicious codes to attack OS that holds less than 20% of the market share. Let major corporations deploy MAC servers and then you'd see vulnerabilities.

tollu:
I fell in love with this as soon as I saw it. God I want half this number at once. Amen
p.s 2 boys and 1 girl AMEN.

How typical, the man is sleeping. Like say na hin do d work.

Seriously, who did? You think it's easy to aim at 6 and hit?

mikkyphp:
is it Apple vs Non Apple computers or Apple's Mac OS versus other Operating sytems that we're discussing? I beleive if microsoft made hardware to run it's Windows OS, it would make something as Novel as Apple does. But it does not! They focus on OS softwares to run on an Ubiquitous and cheap Architechture. That's why they're making so much money from software sales. You talk of apple and security in terms on viruses etc. It is only logical for Virus writers to write malicious software code for the most common OS available. Just as you dont hear of viruses attacking an Android OS, or Apple's iOS, instead they focus on Nokia's Symbian OS because you have more Nokia Phones Out there than any other. So Stop the no-virus BS.
Alot of views that have been potrayed here especially those leaning towards the Mac are biased.
My take on Apple versus non apple computers, i'd go for Non-apple computers because of what i do everyday. I want a non-apple computer/server i can decide whether to run RedHat or Windows server 2008 etc, not a rigid architecture that permits only Apple's OS. Something i can quickly and easily do Hot Swaps for memory and Gigabit Network Interface cards. Something Easily upgradeable et.c

Thank you bro.

I like apple products but Mac is outrageously expensive and If you are unlucky and it gets faulty,you'll pay through your nose to get it repaired.

funkybaby:
oleku - 'vector's version'

tell me shawty wey i no fit screw

Haruna Ishola - ina ran

onstelly:
Really can u pls paste d link here, i wil lyk to read it too.

Here you go. . .

http://www.growingyourbaby.com/2010/09/17/ohio-couple-welcomes-home-the-last-of-their-sextuplets/

Yeah I read that woman had the sextuplets. What a gift!

puskin:
. . . . .and the telcos here too ain't trying to lay them to cover the whole of Nigeria.

Then whats the point of making noise about it. Suffice to say,they would prefer corporate customers.

4llerbuntu:
the NITEL cables are all gone

do you still see them in your vicinity? my area, they have all been taken down and used for other stuff.

and i really do think that stringing all those wires up is not nice anyway, the NEPA cables are already so annoying!!

hmmn, well way i see it, there is'nt a solution in sight afterall

If they can get the infrastructure back in place,faster internet would be feasible in Naija else we'd stick to the same dial-up services they are currently selling.

Imagine, an ADSL router would serve more than 5 houses on the same street with good speeds.

Laying of fibre optic cables is just a waste of time IMHO. Even Virgin can't do it in the whole of UK.

Why can't we just fix NITEL and enjoy the normal ADSL broadband with average speeds of 8meg while discarding those hopeless Starcomms lines.

Idowuogbo:
no wonder i dont c u around anymore , so nights are spent wiv busyb rite , never told me u were secretly caining my aunty 2 , hmmm area boy
i wud finish u wait , watch and see
wa gba , ma lagi mo last last b

Ahh asunle mi owon me and your aunty are just going to night fuji together.

Ma worry I'm coming to your area soon to abseil your mountains and water your flowers

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=538147.msg7034992#msg7034992 date=1288294875]Anything for you my quadruple D Thats what you deserve and get for dating girls with class like me, unlike those razz bush gyals like Jennykadry who calls you ololufe mi mon darlink [/quote]Na head go kill the neck oh. [s]Your plunging neckline dey the do my heart yoriyori [/s]  

^^^Thanks mate.

I didn't know stay clear is right.

But, Say the truth is wrong. You can only tell and speak the truth.

Thank you God.

Jooo oh(rmx) - Jah bless ft Ice prince etc

you fit dye Soyinka's hair

yahoo boys asking what's caps lock


crazy guys

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=538147.msg7034659#msg7034659 date=1288291145][s]
Oh no he didn't, may that yekini shrivel from its current 17 inches to 3 inches anyway he will meet me at home today [/s]

@ Jennykadry

You see, you see, you see, my Darling Dazzling Dashing Denzel [/b]calls me his Lovely Sherrykoko, i am so special in his sight he has a pet name for me, see thats what a respectful man does, asides from not cheating on me with another woman. I can leave him in a room full of the most beautifullest of the most beautiful of girls in the world yet my man would not even look in their direction, he makes me so proud


Now thats a man worth trimming my e-harem for, from a meagre 67 e-concubine to maybe a reasonable 18, definitely worthy of consideration Awww It must be love, i have found my missing rib in [b]Dazzling Dashing Darling Denzel, time to call in the caterers and start booking my wedding venue [/quote]I like that ori mi wu o e lagi mo

debosky:
^^

Vanuatu

Wait till they call to meet up

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=538147.msg7034385#msg7034385 date=1288288127]^^^


Ah, yes, perfectly logical and sound advice, now please note, thats my own Jennykadry that wrote that, not Jennykadri



Hmmm, see people pretending to be brilliant too, just to get my Denzel's attention desperation sucks [/quote]Hmmmnmn my senior sherrykoko, You just be like Osama for my mind cos u carry bomb dey blow my mind!

Dont worry, I can split the sleeping arrangement between both of you. I have ordered for more Alomo from kumasi market.

Which one is incorrect?

Stay clear of my path

Steer clear of my path

Someone used the wrong one today.

Ok which one is incorrect?

Say the truth

Speak the truth

Tell the truth

kolpi:
I want to know how I can lock the drive of my computer?
My computer is used by me and my bros but some time his friend will also use my computer. I have many secret or document which I cannot share with other.That's why I want to lock(password lock) the drive which i can used. If any one have know about this please help me.

Thanks in advance!

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cables

ZimDrill gave the best option for you. Go to control panel and create a new user. You can then change your password,nobody would be able to access your information and everybody is happy.

[quote author=_Digital link=topic=538147.msg7018431#msg7018431 date=1288106259]I am a single man who is now ready to settle down. I am open to any woman from 22yrs of age to 36yrs . She mail hail from Lagos,Osun, Ekiti,Ondo, Oyo, Ogun, Edo, Delta, Imo, Anambra,Ebonyi,Abia,Rivers,Bayelsa,Cross Rivers, Akwa Ibom,Kwara, Kogi,Benue,Adamawa,Plateu or Kaduna states[/quote]Instead of you to just say anywhere from west Africa,you are reciting 36 states of the federation.

How come you are Oftober?

Anyways,Happy Birthday to you and OAM4J