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Duh. . . how hard is it for evilspirit to get into the minds of the invited guests?

Your miracle shall be permanent! Enjoy your new eyesight.

tunnex190:
yes, am really tired of this windows 7 activation

With such profile picture, Windows 7 activation would be difficult

Why on earth did they get that phone for Daddy?

Ivynwa:
M-m-m-m-m-h isn't this thread sweet!
NL is indeed like one extended family (that can be likened to Charlyboy) with some crazy yet very sane family members!
We have[b] the big sophisticated brother[/b]s Buzugee, Ikedonn,MrBrownjay, Dr. Dre, Denzel2009 and what again?  
The funny ones that lights up the house with their jokes Becomerich, Ranoscky, Dayokanu
The big aunties Spikygirl, Chaircover, Ujujoan, ileke
Some cool cool sisters, Rokiatu, ifyalways, the blessed, googles, Mrseve,Gestapo, Freecocoa (and her boyfriend Kmoney)
Some ladygaga sisters like Busybody, some "I don't give a damn" sisters like Vivaladiva
Some rebellious brothers like Tudor sweet sweet and Mudley that when they finish you with their mouth, they will have you running to mother Mukina in tears, Father Seun that has everyone quiet when he walks into the house (somebody tell him to spend more time with his family!)
Some annoying brothers that makes one want to break dishes like Davidylan (You know I didn't mean it when I said that I hate you!)
Some real religious brothers like Oladegbu and friends
Some ambitious brothers like Echinwa sweetheart Echidimme/Occultist (Somebody tell him not to hate me too much that I am his sister).
The babies of the house 190 and his group of funny friends (Baby how can you not buy wrapper for your wife Uju, I don't trip for wrapper, you can buy me jeans & gowns and let me trade places with Uju    ),
The last born girlchild Mama-Gee(and her newest love interest Ssamoenl)
We even have the elders and their Uka mgbede (evening lime)Ndichie group of friends Ezeuche, onlytruth etc I will appreciate more people later
And all and all and all, lots of hugs to everybody, you guys spice up my life with your intelligence and warmth.

Idowuogbo, can you see your life outside? I frustrate you ? Unbelievable Anyway,you know where and how to get me to apologise.

Ivynwa,thats so sweet of you. I appreciate you too and everybody here. You guys make it count!

Idowuogbo:
mehn d list is long .,, boi here we go
Follypimpin family wiv u i stand
kaypimpin      "  "
Goodass(Uncle gbengs luv u no doubts )
busybody oh dat woman (ruth abo ko ku )
moyola (troublesome aburo)
googles (cute nerd)
Element G (my e-husband)
Efemena (ndigbo dat dosent gree)
studio (i hated u but notin do u )
kashmo(one of realest dude , alubankudi  pass me some benjamin)
chamosex (damn my dancing patner , juru loves u)
Razor blade(mehn  el is so  annoying but lovely)
Saga (he likes to send empty threats )
Taniz (rebellious child)
usherlan(my hommie )
kaymoney (my zanga mate)
msdarkin(my patwa teacher)
yme (1 chick like dat)
d-sense (he only makes sense in d evening)
medjai (my eye candy )
blacksta(gush he so sweet , perfect gentleman )
bluespice (my kodee)
denzel2009(dis guy frustrates me )
delagasky (my sugar daddy)
Remii(my daddy , )
vicks (annoying )
ismaeel (kind man )
dayokanu(i want his brains)
190(wan crazy dude(
emmh to b continued sha

Whaaaaaaaaaat! did you check the meaning of frustration in the dictionary before typing it?

folaski:
i find it difficult to watch video from u-tube on my lap top. the pictuer will run for about 3 seconds and stop for another 2-3 minutes and show again for another 3 seconds and stop again. pls wat should i do.

That's not a problem with your computer,it's your slow internet connection.

RIP bawomolo. I won't forget this comment anytime soon https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-505338.32.html

agabaI23:
I was surprised that Danni of all people voted Cher!

Why not take it to dreadlock?

Did you not see her face? She followed strict instructions.

Can you please reverse back?

Busybody my babymama

Ola my paddy, take it easy with yoriyori o.

Poser

I look forward to sleeping on busy_body's bed.
I look forward to sleeping in busy_body's bed.
I look forward to sleep on busy_body's bed.

Which one?

Ola mate, hens no dey chop im bro hen's intestines oh. Dont fall for busybody's advances. She's taken!

I got to know and like him when he made the remark "Speak for yourself oko Shaniqua" to buzugee. He was a great guy,funny and extremely intelligent. The username BAWOMOLO even sound matured for a 21y/o.

One of the worst things that could happen to parents is to witness the burial of a child. I pray God give them the fortitude to bear the loss.

The sad thing is that they will remember him at this time of the season for the rest of their lives. The good thing is he touched lives in his brief existence.

Lets just appreciate a rare gem and read up his legacy on the forum! I commiserate with everyone that has crossed paths with him be it online or real life.

RIP Bawomolo

Wagner and Mary Byrne on nl

I'm not expecting anything from Chelsea here today.

Who else thinks wanderection might win this?

Did your brother apply by text? Tell him not to bother to call the number cos he has won nowt!

davmor:
Please house, help me. Among the two countries, Canada and England which one is nearer to Nigeria? Again, how much is the cost of visa and ticket for each? Please help me, I have browsed google but no result. I want to plan which one I wil plan to go. Please advise on the better one. Thanks @all.

Which of the google did you browse that failed to produce result?

Political boogaboo. . .

Osama10:
Stand in front of the mirror stark unclothed and admiring myself.

. . . . and wondering how can a human being be this tiny dicked?

Pondering bottom line and idi ileke hmmnmnm . . . . .

Kennyblues:
This is what pigeon english has caused to our knowledge of the english language

We go soon see owl English.

OP,I think prick will do just fine.

LMAO! who gets a red card and goes to shake hands with the referee. Jose is just crazy!

The guy is so stup!d, how could he grab your long throat from the back? So unprofessional of a strangler!