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Literature / Re: Black Maria 5 - Retribution (The Final Book) by Deporps(f): 8:44pm On Aug 13, 2023
Been waiting for this all day, finally got to read this masterpiece. Kudos nah
Family / Re: Nigerian Pastor And His Wife Welcome Their First Child After 22 Years Of Waiting by Deporps(f): 10:22pm On Jul 30, 2023
We serve A LIVING GOD
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Deporps(f): 1:50pm On Nov 12, 2021
E loud
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Deporps(f): 11:06pm On Nov 11, 2021
dodoatirice:


Na fiction ( something I imagined and put into words as best as i could Og
No lele Plantain and rice we dey enjoy your story, sha be consistent
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Deporps(f): 8:28pm On Nov 11, 2021
Omo this story dey so much interesting, cant believe is fictional as OP claimed.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Check This Design Out by Deporps(f): 6:03pm On Oct 29, 2021
Simple

Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Check This Design Out by Deporps(f): 5:59pm On Oct 29, 2021
Remember all this are done with Mockitup and pixellab, I use pixel for this new one

Art, Graphics & Video / Check This Design Out by Deporps(f): 11:29am On Oct 28, 2021
[b][/b] Here are my Daily design using my smartphone to make mock-up and logo design.

Phones / Re: How Did You React When You Noticed That You Can't Access Facebook, Whatsapp? by Deporps(f): 6:18pm On Oct 04, 2021
Guy man don almost switch off his phone until one mind tell me to check nairaland. ��

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Investment / Re: What's That Thing You Sell Or A Service You Render? Comment It Below by Deporps(f): 10:51am On Jul 03, 2021
*House painting
*3D wall panel Installation
*Walpaper sales & Installation
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Literature / Re: The Journey To A Thousand Flash by Deporps(f): 8:55pm On Jun 20, 2021
Oga larry i no understand this your last post oo. Kudos��
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Contact Us For Your Walpaper Design And House Painting by Deporps(f): 10:06pm On May 13, 2021
Check this out too

Art, Graphics & Video / Contact Us For Your Walpaper Design And House Painting by Deporps(f): 9:47pm On May 12, 2021
Reach out at iam_perfect_heir on intagram

Literature / Re: Naughty Popo In School (part 1) by Deporps(f): 6:19pm On Jan 18, 2021
FLASHBACK.
Tandin- Oscar me dey eish oo
Oscar- Omo me self wan chop and I no get shi shi here wetin man go do now?
Tandin- That mumu Popo no even come school today see as everywhere dry
Oscar- I don't even know why he is not in school cuase the guy no dey like to miss school like say naim papa business.
Tandin- wait wait, guy you no see wetin I dey see
Oscar- what's that?
Tandin - Omo I don see food, that Katherine girl brought food this morning and you know say the girl no dey chop early abeg make we go borrow her food.
Oscar- BORROW her food? Abeg when you go return, oga talk truth make we go steal be make go steal, which one be borrow food again?
Tandin- borrow and steal that one no concern me all I know is I wan chop that girl food.
Oscar- OK let's go
(The two move over to Katherine locker and ransacked it)
Oscar- oboy i don see am
Tandin- oya make we go quick b4 Amebo go suspect wetin we come do
Oscar- oya make we rush you no say me no like wahala
Tandin- (Scoff) werey you no like wahala and you com thief person food mtchew. Abeg make we carry body joor
(They took the food to the Agric farm and devour it)
Oscar- oboy this girl mama sabi cook oo
Tandin- no be small(with mouthful portion) abeg make we do quick and go back to class
(Back in the class, there is pandemonium everywhere cause by Katherine)
Katherine- who stole my food here (speaking in her America accent, while facing the class expecting answer but she got none)
(Tandin and Oscar walked in majestically)
Tandin- wetin dey sup for here, why una just dey shout like say una dey Oyigbo market?
Katherine- Tandin you won't believe someone stole my food which I brought from home, I can't believe this, Oh my God.
Oscar- how come (asking with stern look)
Katherine- I went to buy bottle water only to come back and met empty locker, am going to report this to the authority.
(Sanity return to the class after Mr Ali the geography teacher came in)
But this act of stealing Katherine food by Oscar and Tandin continue at least twice in a week until Katherine decided to teach them a lesson which their will never forget.




Whats the lesson about?
Awaiting comment to continue
Literature / Re: Naughty Popo In School (part 1) by Deporps(f): 5:23pm On Jan 18, 2021
Continuation

Mama C later searched us, she found some money on my friends but me she see nio shi shi on me.
mama c- popo so why is your pocket empty?
Popo- because I don't have anything on me.
Mama c- and thats what am asking why don't you have anything on you?
Popo- but ma that what I just answered.
Mama c- well no problem I know where I will get you, you guys should leave and by the way call Katherine for me when you get to your class
Popo- okay ma (my guy were just looking at me with one kind stone cold eye)

On our way to class Tandin attack me
Tandin- Oga abeg what's the meaning of what just happen there now cause me no understand anything?
Oscar- leave am all I know is he will be the one to buy me lunch after all he is the genesis of our lost
Popo- guys don't worry there is food.
Tandin- where?
Popo- just let's go (in my head I was thinking how to get them food, cause I don't have any money to buy them food then an idea pop into my head) wait guys I think I saw food under Katherine locker
Oscar- which Katherine? hope is not the one in our class?
Popo- of course she is.
Tandin- you must be joking, the last time we ate that girl food you have forgotten what happen to us?
Popo- what?
Oscar- tell him.
Tandin- well it happen like this.........
Literature / Re: Naughty Popo In School (part 1) by Deporps(f): 5:10pm On Jan 18, 2021
Almost forget this thread but am baaaaaaaaaccccccckkkkkkk
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Goldsmiths In Nigeria by Deporps(f): 4:53pm On Jan 18, 2021
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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: I Urgently Need A Brilliant Graphic Designer (top Pay) by Deporps(f): 4:48pm On Jan 18, 2021
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Literature / Re: Magic Doctor: CEO Lady's Humble Husband [A Story] by Deporps(f): 8:28am On Apr 27, 2020
Pls some who have the complete story should share with me
popoolaoluwaseun337@gmail.com
Romance / Re: What Ended Your Previous Relationship? by Deporps(f): 8:20pm On Apr 22, 2020
loshybab:

You must have some deep hatred for punctuation especially the "full stop"
Just like you, kettle calling pot black.
Literature / Re: KINGS 3(7 Days Of Chaos) by Deporps(f): 7:34pm On Apr 22, 2020
Updates
Silver
Now now
I Don dey wait for you my guy...in Davido voice

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Health / Re: Help A Brother To Fight This Stubborn Rashes by Deporps(f): 8:00pm On Apr 20, 2020
Done
Literature / Re: KINGS 3(7 Days Of Chaos) by Deporps(f): 7:45pm On Apr 20, 2020
Silver ma pami na, kudos to you bro, what if I tell you that I suspect sulieman of being the godfather along since you prove other guessing wrong, I kept mine within me

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Health / Help A Brother To Fight This Stubborn Rashes by Deporps(f): 6:25pm On Apr 20, 2020
Hello,
Career / Re: White Collar Job And Starting My Own Business: Which Is Better? by Deporps(f): 8:54pm On Nov 11, 2019
Hmm

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Literature / Re: Crazy Hannah - By Lady C by Deporps(f): 2:34pm On Nov 09, 2019
Just have to come out from ghost reader to say tiri gbosa for this story wet emperor dey yarn us
Gboooosa!!!

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Cheap & Awesome Graphics Design With Printing Work by Deporps(f): 2:37pm On Nov 04, 2019
Cheap and awesome

Art, Graphics & Video / Cheap & Awesome Graphics Design With Printing Work by Deporps(f): 2:34pm On Nov 04, 2019
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Romance / Re: What Ended Your Previous Relationship? by Deporps(f): 9:59pm On Oct 23, 2019
Keep it shut

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Literature / Re: KINGS 2(battleground) by Deporps(f): 2:53pm On Sep 14, 2019
Silver1996
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Keep up � the good � work � man.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Graphics Designer Needed ! by Deporps(f): 12:35pm On Jul 31, 2019
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