₦airaland Forum

Naijaarchive:
Grace over hardwork (effort)

Ikillbrokehoes:
She no fine but speedy u know suppose loud am now

Logan23:
Keep quiet.

justosee:
my area is not connected to the national grid. we enjoy close to 24 hours light every day

naijadrivablog:
So, we learnt that there is a drop in Power. Which Areas have relatively good power supply?
As festivities/holidays is imminent, we can't overemphasise the need for power supply.

Please state how frequent and the AREAS you get power supply in:
a. Lagos
b. Abuja
c. Port Harcourt
d. Kano
e. Ibadan,
f. Other cities

lalasticlala, mynd44, dominique, mukina2

caylakays:
By 2022, both messi and ronaldo won't be relevant....
New springs sets in but they will both still be compared even in 2030

thatigboman:
I want to create this post in order to disabuse the minds of nairalanders on the misconceptions about much-talked about igbo bride prices.
Contrary to the belief that igbo bride prices run into millions, the bride prices are usually a token. In my hometown in Arondizuogu, Imo State, it is about N200.

The misconception arises from the list given to family of the intending groom. That list is far different from the bride price.
Different people in igboland give different lists in igboland for the different groups in the village they come to marry - the daughters of the family (my 2 year old children get their shares in my place), the women, the youths and the elders. And there are options. You either bring the items or bring the money. Example, u can go to a community and they ask you to bring 10 big yams, another can ask for 20 kegs of palm wine, others can ask for coconut. And youths in my place must ask for a roll of cigarettes, benson or rothmas. And the groom has an option, either to buy them and bring according to specifications or just drop money.

Buying the items usually bring problem. U can buy 10 big yams, and they tell u that it is only 2 that are big, you have to pay for the other 8 'small ones'. U can buy Life and Hero drinks, and they say no, one must be Star, so some people will prefer to pay cash and will be taxed heavily.
All in all, all the issues will be settled, so no worries.

let other igbos and other nairalanders contribute.

bash8936:
The funniest thing is that a south westerner will still be the flag bearer of apc in 2023. who will in turn be the president. Just like Osibanjo became VP after Obasanjo presidency, Igbos will cry marginalization and shout of Biafra tire.. And Tinubu will be the landing factor of Yoruba presidency if not the candidate, unless he’s dead. He has majority of apc governors, speaker and senate president. 2most populous state already strategizing(Kano and Lagos). The game have started. Tinubu have started the move already...The foot soldiers are already answering the clarion calls.

HerMajestyCares:
In As Much as I hate A.PC and their Evil ways,





I ALSO CONDEMNE THIS EVIL ACT,


Only God knows why he was killed.



BUT COME OF THINK OF IT,SOME PEOPLE THAT GOT KILLED MYTERIOUSLY, MIGHT HAVE ALSO KILLED SOME ONE BEFORE,
SO let God Judge.

Karlovich:
Aphonja drug addict, El yellow teeth.

kenwills:
Hello Nairalanders,
Ever since I came back from school due to the pandemic and ASUU's strike, my younger brother has never shown me an iota of respect. I discovered he is into internet scam, and I cautioned him seriously to desist from such but he never listened.

He mocks me indirectly to my hearing, gathers little children in the neighborhood, tells them all sorts of defamatory things to say about me. Whenever this children see me around the compound, they start making jest of me and calling me all sort of unprintable names.
I warned him sternly to stop all of that else he would regret it. But the more I speak the worse he becomes in disrespecting and defaming my personality in the neighborhood.

I have been emotionally down for some days now due to this issue, but I refused to use violence on him out of anger.

Pls help me what can I do?

GayPontiff:
Dude shut the fucccck up...
Unless u were told straight up that u won't get the job cos u have black lips, stop creating silly threads.

Ps: u can sue the heck outta d forking company n make the easiest money ever that's if they dare kick u out with that as a given reasn

goldbim:
Yes.. No interactions tho.most times I do waka pass ..like K1 the ultimate,he was a frequent visitor in my high school as his kids attended there as well.Also,Niniola was my senior and Teni my junior in school back then.. Don't know if that counts Sha...nothing different.we all had good rapport back then.that was then tho.. .everybody don blow in their own way!!

Bukky wright ,Charles Okafor,Charles okocha also..,seun kuti was always coming to see his halfcaste girlfriend back then.. ..Lola Alao and ope Ayeola lived in my area too then...

Also saw Akpororo at the airport on his way to US..it took a lot of home training for me not to hug him..That guy is super fresh!!!! ...those are the ones I can remember ..most times,I mind my business so that they won't start feeling like they've made it beyond what we know..I am a celeb in my own lane too !!

Akanimoh113:
Make Una Run oo
MTVbase ke
E fit be EFCC people
Them just wan find case click

spendoon:
me just dey read comments dey laugh, so Nigeria has plenty yahoo wannabes, lol my advice please try to be as pure as possible in this life if not.......

Karleb:
Even though I know the basics of yahoo (every happening guy knows this), but I never know it was this deep.


Wiping out $400k from someone's account, even in heaven, no issuance covers that.

Mtvbaseng:
Like I mentioned in my previous thread, my friend started putting me through, he told me the basics of dating scam,.


(1) You need to find the pictures of the white lady you will be using , the lady must have both naked and clothed pictures, the pic must be natural and not edited or filtered like the one u find on Instagram,she must be a frequent poster , she must be mature enough around 24 years upward (which means she is ready to settle down ).she must have no tattoos to show she's responsible..

Omo I was lost . How on Earth will I find such girl? , my friend told me to calm down , he then took me on Twitter and lo and behold there were hundreds of girls who fit perfectly Into the description, I chose the one I like.



(2) We moved on to the next stage which was creating fake profiles with her pictures on Facebook, and other free dating site. When the profile was completed , my friend told me to join different dating group on Facebook and advertise myself as a lady looking for a partner.
I did that and within hours my Facebook messages was filled with messages from different men from different countries..
After doing that we moved to the next stage which was according to him the most important stage

(3) Trapping stage
My friend explained that even though I was getting messages from potential client,I must take my time to choose the perfect ones ,he explained that I must not be quick to reply messages , and when I reply I should give enough time before I reply again.. according to him if u reply fast ,you will come off as cheap and desperate making you look like scam and also replying fast will enable the client ask stupid questions like asking you to prove you are real ..but when the client sees that you take hours to reply ,he will make use of his time whenever you are online because he knows u might not reply again in a long while , So by doing This you have trapped him... Wow I replied
The last stage is the

(4) Make believe stage

Since all my friends have thier own fake profiles on Facebook,we added ourselves as sister,/family on Facebook.. whenever any of us posts a picture,the rest of us will comment .making the profile look real to Clients.


I completed all stages and I was ready.

Before long I found a serious client,who was really into me .
Without evwn asking the man told me his profile and the amounts he earn ,and that he wants me for marriage and not dating,saying he's ready to take care of me ..

My friend informed me to quickly transfer him from Facebook to email,the reason according to him was that Facebook might ban you but once you have transferred him to email ,you will still keep in touch ,
So I did as he as said .
That was my first potential client .

So I started nursing the client, chatting everyday , sometimes he calls and a lady who helps my friends pick calls would talk to him ,he was completely unaware that I was scam and he was in Love

Then my friend taught me the other basics which is known as Format..
According to him there are different ways to make a client pay you once you have established a solid relationship..

(1) Weekly allowance

Once you make the client believe you are officially dating him the next thing is to tell him to support you with weekly allowances because u are currently jobless ,my friend made me understand that one of his client pays him $300 dollars every Monday as his upkeep and the client has been paying conatantly for the past one year ..
Although those format works best for weekly earners ,if your client is a monthly earner then u tell him to fix you on monthly allowances


(2) Transport Fare
Just like our Nigerian girls who are known for being the master of This format, This format is used for stubborn client who believes they must see you before you can get thier money..... You tell them to send you transport fare ,while some will offer to buy the tickets themselves you have to be very convincing if you eant to win.

(3). Emergencies

You can tell you client that you are sick and need money to buy drugs or you need to pay your rent .e.t.c

Fortunately for me my newly found client fell for the transport money format and like a movie he sent me 600 dollars I was happy,back then that was almost 200k ..just like that ..

I also got to find out that not all client send you money ,some clients also help you recieve money and then send it to you in Nigeria they are known as pickers ,

Cashy was into dating and wire, what he does is u give him your client bank details and he would wire the money from the client account to a different account, yakpa was into dating ,apartment and lotto.
He post house properties online acting like the owner with intentions to sell the houses ,once he finds a serious buyer ,he will ask the person to first pay 10% of the fee before he can consider showing him the house assuring the client that if he doesn't like the house the money will be refunded...

Immediately I got my 600 dollars David advised me to use part of the money to buy credit card from hackers on a darkweb ..
According to him this credit card can be used for both shopping or breaking into dating sites that requires credit card to log in ..

Comment if you would like to hear the remaining Crazy life of the internet fraudster




MODIFIED


So I was given the website to the darkweb ,on the darkweb there is nothing hackers don't sell you can buy credit cards ,Bank log ins, hacking softwares e.t.c , I also found out that the darkweb websites sometimes don't connect because they are trying to avoid being caught by the FBI and the likes ,

The darkweb however is a risk
just like every black market , once you're in you would select the item you want to buy , in my case I wanted a credit card , a valid working credit. I chose the one I could afford the cost was 200$ ,I chatted with the seller and he assured me that it is working..

My friend already told me that most of these hackers are scam too , or sometimes the credit card works but it is empty( zero balance)

The seller advised me to act fast on the credit card so as to avoid the real owner from blocking the access ..

Immediately we bought the card , the seller gave us every details . Pin, email , phone number , and everything connected to the card

Cashy quickly helped me to check if it's valid , and lucky for me it was and it also had a balance of 4000$ , I was really lucky .

I watch as cashy quickly help me open a Zoosk account, he also went on a shopping spree with the money , he helped me order for an iPhone 6s Gold , sneakers and some dope wears .

I got to find out that all the expensive designer wears and sneakers to iphones that Gee boys used were mostly ordered using a credit card ,some will even book private first class flights with the credit card .. I was learning

Now Using the email attached to the card i bought , cashy went on Facebook to search for the profile attached to the email , a profile appeared , he tried using the password on the credit card to log in into the account , and lo and behold it works , cashy told me most people only use one password for everything online ,which according to him is bad ,but it makes works easy for Gee boys

With the information on the credit card we were able to access his Facebook and email ..

From his Facebook and email we quickly copied his friends and family personal details ,such as phone numbers and thier emails .

My friends told me that i have to be very wise when making transactions with the credit card , because the owner will be alerted via his phone and email
we were able to successfully make quick transactions because we waited for the time we were sure that the owner would be sleeping...

I was also informed that there were softwares I could use to hack the owners phone . giving me privileged to delete notification but that it is expensive and very scarce to buy .

Immediately we got on Zoosk too I quickly chatted clients and transfer them to my email because those dating site are advanced,I was told that once you log out u will need phone verification to log in..the phone on your credit card ..unless of course you don't log out ..

It was a long night ,we didn't sleep ,I was absorbing too much information and learning fast .

Meanwhile when my client who sent me 600$ noticed that I did not come ,he got angry and was being suspicious,I tried to convince him that something happened and I used the money to fix it but he won't buy my excuse ,he started ranting a, asking me to send him his money back or he will report me to the authorities,

I told my friend and he just laughed,he told me to block him on Facebook first so that he won't report my account which would lead to Facebook blocking it, he then told me if I had used juju to tie him down ,he won't doubt anything I tell him ,he also told me that no white man/woman would ever be that stupid to drop his account details for me to access unless he/she is under a spell , he made me understand that some of this oyinbo people have thousands of dollars in thier account,some even have millions..

He told me the story of his own client who was always sending him money ,he claims the highest the client ever sent him was 1000$ and that was someone he has been chatting for a year plus ,he revealed that the day he used jazzed to tie him up .he gave him access to his account balance,only for him to find that the maga has a 400k plus in his account balance..

He laughed then told me that he wiped everything off ..I was shocked to my bone marrow.wow David that's huge money I replied
David claims he was transferring 10k from the account every week ..

I felt bad for the client somehow,but my Friend quickly assured me that unlike us oyinbos have insurances and other things they used in surviving theft .I don't know if that was true but I believed him...

Now jazz matters I don't want to involve into jazz ,but one thing about Yahoo boys ,once you are part of them you have to join them totally.i am a strong believer in Christ,and even though what I was doing was wrong I knew that going to the devil to seek for assistance was wronger ..
So one day .

MODIFIED



So one day I lay on the bed and was in deep thoughts, air conditioner blowing my head , with Sandra (girl I met in the club) sleeping beside me,
Like play Like play Sandra has turned herself to my girlfriend,she now comes often ,I got to find out that she is truly a student.

This is just my 5th month in Lagos and I was already living like this , I have more than a 100 thousand naira in my account, I now own an iPhone 6s gold which happens to be the top iPhone then ,my wardrobe has grown larger with designer wears ,I wake up in the morning and I do nothing than smoke weed,drink play ps4 , Eat Fancy fast food , Go to hotels/ club. Stay up on the laptop all night and the cycle continues the next day

Yes I'm a graduate of the university,but even if I get a job of 200k ,which is almost impossible in this our wicked country,by the time you remove transport fare,,light bill,feeding and rent bills,the remaining money would barely be enough to live the kind of lifestyle I desire , how many years will I save before I buy a car of my choice or build the house I want ..

I decided I will do the Jazz , at least something must kill a man , a voice in my head was telling me to do it, make enough money , invest in business and quit , which I agreed to .
David already assured me that it has nothing to do with blood or human being whatsoever , my mind was made up .

I gently cuddle Sandra ,she woke up and she knows what I mearnt,we went on another round of sex , as I was pounding away enjoying the juice of this beautiful young woman , I know that I have gone on a path I might never return..


I told David I was ready to do the jazz ,he was happy ,but he told me that I would have to wait for T-money to come so that we can all go together.
Although I have never met this T-money of a guy ,but my friend and his friends always talk about him ,they always refer to him as baba( father ) . According to them T-money is the richest,and the one that brings mouth watering deals for them to run..

They told me T-money specializes in hacking and wire fraud ,I got to find out that he owns 2 Benz and one Toyota muscle , T-money bought two houses ,one on the island which is his private home and one on the mainland which he takes prostitutes or girls to,his guys also live in this house.

T-money started with cashy but blew so big that he became a boss and had so many guys under him learning work,while some just hang around him

David told me the story of how one day when him ,cashy and T-money traveled to kishi ( a village in oyo)
To meet one powerful baba for jazz, according to him when they arrived there the baba told them that the jazz he wants to do for them is so powerful that it is the jazz itself that will select who is fit to do it ..
After consultation,the jazz chose T-money ,the baba told them that T-money will be with him for 3 days for the fortification .

After three days they went back to meet T-money And he was done , when they got back to the hotel, David said him and cashy asked T-money what happened during the 3 days but that he refused to answer ,. David claimed when they ask again , that he bursted into tears and told them not to ask him what happened. They were confused but that nobody brought the issue up since then ..
After 2 months that T-money got back he picked some money that run into millions, he bought his house in lekki from the proceeds ,

I started wondering what could have happened but I quickly rub it off my mind cos it's his life and not my business.

The day T-money arrived at our apartment,I quickly went out to meet this legend I have been hearing about,when I met him ,he greeted me like we have been friends for a long time , I noticed tattoos all over him , hands and chest , he brought codiene , Hennessy and skunk Bible ..


He looked very young and was talking very slow and funny like someone high on drugs I later got to find out that T-money loves codiene so much that he drinks at least 6 bottles every day .
Later that night we set out again but this time T-money was in charge,and he took us to lekki all the way from the mainland.
I'mmediately we drove into the compound and T-money stepped out , everybody was hailing him ,he was like a celebrity,from the gateman to the cleaner to the staffs of the Lounge..the m.c also aknowledge his presence by showering him praise saying his pocket will never run dry .

we sat down

TOPCRUISE:
Olosho business is booming in Lagos. Girls into it call it different names. They don't call it prostitution. I can't just trust any girl in Lagos when it comes to relationship and sex.

Nelson0019:
No. It is in My village in Ebonyi

Nelson0019:
I was just stepping out of My House when I saw it.
What is the name ?
Someone told me that it's called Puff
Adder.

lilbarracuda:
gaboon viper.


I hear they say it's jejenlos

Godeppme:
Hello nairalanders,

I have a very big problem here.
I have been at home for close to 3 years now and i am loosing hope daily. I feel worthless. I graduated since 2012, then i traveled abroad and returned in 2015, then i did all my clearance and all and got my statement of result from uniben which read 2012.

However while registering at NYSC portal in 2017, i realized they made errors such as wrong names,wrong date of graduation. I graduated when i was 26 but nysc portal says i graduated in 2017,i have done everything possible,wrote student affairs,submitted copies of documents to back my claim,greased the palms of the stupid staffs at student affairs for my complaint to be posted to abuja,but even after that no difference.

I am really frustrated and i feel someone is after me why was it when it got to my turn,the idiot person feeding the computer at student affairs entered my details all wrong,right from my names to date of graduation.

Please who can help me out, i am eligible for service cos i graduated at 26,now till now they are telling me to take exemption letter with the error like that on the exemption.

I do not want it, it is not my portion..

i want to serve. please help me

majamajic:
Nice

When are we getting Lagos to Onitsha ?

illicit:
If it was my girlfriend, I'll shoot a soldier that evening....

NwaAmaikpe:




"Inna lillahi wainna Illayhir rajiun".

A part of my deranged mind believes that most "activists" in Nigeria are just 'brown envelope' hustlers.

Please under what capacity did he go to discuss the insecurity in Kaduna state with the Speaker of Kaduna State House of Assembly?
May God give us the wisdom not to overrate our abilities because the devil will always be there to tempt our claims.

I don't know why I find it somewhat amusing that you wanted to Secure North but couldn't even secure yourself.

JayKiz:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/ibom-air-recorded-300000-passengers-in-one-year-airline/%3famp=1

efighter:
He is not taking it on himself

Raymondj0:
iPhone is great but I finally go for the note ultra

Teeboy2300:
Who said the 11pro max has a better camera than the note 20 ultra?

Raydos:
There are still tons of undiscovered creatures under the sea