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CsRockefeller:
This is one of the greatest delusional statements in life. Unfortunately, its now a cliché.

Life is very predictable, I can tell you what will happen if you take or do not take certain actions.

Lol, fate you say? The only fate we have is the one we make nothing more.

Talking about reaching the end point, forget it, many people never make it there.

Now, I agree that there are exceptions, but when we make the exceptions the general rule, we begin to deceive ourselves.

Life is better when you set out to do things you have proposed to do early in life. Whether it's going to school, starting a career, getting married, starting a biz, it pays to start while the sun is still up.

zikter:
faceofmalawi.com

A Pakistani judge has sentenced a man to be executed after he was expelled 17 times from 6 different mosques for excessive farting during the period of the Ramadan reports the Islamabad Herald this week.
The Ramadan is the most important religious festival for Muslims and the judge declared that he had indisposed people of the faith and even caused 53 people at one time to leave the mosque during a prayer, a “blasphemous act” which should be punished “according to Allah’s will.”

The judge was lenient, have admitted many experts in the region, as he gave the convicted man the choice of being beheaded or stoned to death.

“The law is clear,he should be stoned to death,beheading is a very light sentence and saves him from any suffering,” protested the government prosecutor.

Deputy District Public Prosecutor (DDPP) Syed Anees Shah told reporters the accused got a “very light sentence” for the crime of blasphemy.

Muhammad Al-Wahabi, 33, suffers from chronic flatulence, “a rare medical condition” he argued in his self-defense, as no lawyer would take his case.

“No lawyer is crazy enough to bet his career on this issue. If his client his condemned, as in this case, the lawyer would face prosecution and possibly the same faith as his client” admits legal expert Andrew Jones, a Middle Eastern law expert.

Al-Wahabi did not contest the judgment and even said the judgment was fair and that he hoped Allah would be gracious enough to pardon his blasphemous actions.

Al-Wahabi also admitted that he put a tampon in his rectum several times in a desperate attempt to mask the noise and odor.

“A disgraceful and insidious act” the judge declared, visibly disgusted.

“Muslims are not allowed to insert any objects inside their anus, not even a finger, it is forbidden by the Koran,” said the judge.

“As a judge, I must set an example for other Muslims. This is clearly unacceptable under Shariah law,” he concluded.

Al-Wahabi admitted to the judge he had failed his God, his religion, and his people and was terribly sorry for what he had done, and asked for his two wives and seven children’s mercy in court and thanked the judge for his verdict.

Liztee:
I've been married for 2years plus now, but I've not been truly happy because my husband doesn't like calling my parents to greet them, also he doesn't ask me if I've heard from anyone of them ? He hasn't visited them since after our wedding. Is this right? He only calls them if I travel to greet them or if I go for an occasion.
When I questioned him about it, he said its not good to be too close to in-laws, that it won't make him to be honoured. This man is in his late thirties.

Dereformer:
How did you find the exam of 23 November?

Some people I discussed with complained about the listening part.


What's your view of the entire exams?

88joshua99:
I will soon be visiting USA for business sake by God's grace

LucemFerre:
See the number of people wey dey view this thread abeg... 90% dey dream to fit afford am someday, 3% go actually go, and 7% just dey pass...

And then there is ME, who never even cross gutter talk more of pond, River or sea... Since Crying no go help me, make I kukuma just dey laugh

Otto33:
How times change

ibechris:
Remove the following countries in the world and I assure u there will be peace all over the world e.g Saudi Arabia
Iran
Iraq
Yemen
Northern Nigeria.
Northern Mali
Somalia
Pakistan
Afghanistan
Hamas(Lebanon and Palestine)
Algeria
Central Africa Republic.
These are sponsors of violent Islamic terrorist any where in the world.