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Celebrities › Re: Paul Obazele: "Lesbian And Gay Producers Dominate Nollywood" by derrydinny: 12:12pm On Jun 02, 2018
gaybriels and leslies industry
Family › Re: My Wife's Elder Sister Has Finally Settled In My Home & I Don't Know What To Do by derrydinny: 12:36pm On Jun 01, 2018
be a man bro, tell your wife to explain things to her sister and give her just few days and if the sister doesn't leave, tell her and throway face, she will call you a bad man but you shouldn't give a Bleep, na her sister you marry no mean sey you go dey feed her.
Celebrities › Re: Mama Nguea's Makeup Photos by derrydinny: 12:13pm On Jun 01, 2018
malificent:
What manner of f*ckery is this? Doesn't she have a mirror? Or a phone?
post your own photo make we see, you fit ugly pass am make you dey form.
Romance › Re: WELCOME To Nigeria, Where FAT Women Are Sexy. Lol!!!! by derrydinny: 8:01pm On May 31, 2018
op is obviously insecure about her physique, who told you that being thicc will result in ailment? it is only when the fat is blocking necessary things that you need to get worried, if you like being thicc, maintain yourself and go for check up regularly. slim people get sick too sis. having a thick woman on bed is heaven, even if you hate her
Car Talk › Re: 8 Things You Didn’t Know About Lexus by derrydinny: 7:38pm On May 31, 2018
like if you think autojosh pays nairaland mods to move its posts to front page
Romance › Re: A 7million Naira Pornproject. by derrydinny: 9:23pm On May 28, 2018
anybody cursing this guy will not make it, you bastards hail corrupt politicians and yahoo boys and also download porn but you are cursing an investor, he is not forcing anyone to do porn so place your curses on your family members. and bro, allow the porn videos fresh o, and make the pornstars dey Bleep wella
Travel › How To Get Admission In A German University As An Undergraduate? by derrydinny(op): 11:27pm On May 24, 2018
hello guys, please how can I process and get admitted into a university in Germany? am currently in 100 level and what are also the relevant documents and information I need to have.
Art, Graphics & Video › Best Photoshop App For Android? by derrydinny(op): 1:22am On May 24, 2018
I saw a guy making a cartoon with a Photoshop app on an android phone, I asked him for the app but he refused to tell me, please who knows the Photoshop app for android, it looks like adobe c6.
Travel › Re: General Australian Student Visa Enquiries Part 3 by derrydinny: 12:37am On May 24, 2018
please seniors, help a junior

I want to study in Australia, computer science preferred, please how can I get admitted into a school with cheap tuition fees, and what are the documents I need? please help me undergraduate course o
Education › Re: Who Is Greater: Newton Or Einstein? by derrydinny: 7:27am On May 22, 2018
newton's laws are somehow stupid, einstein's were beyond the thinking faculty of geniuses but the greatest of all scientists is galileo
Romance › Re: I Want To Study In Ukraine, Please Help by derrydinny(op): 2:02pm On May 18, 2018
mankand:
What do you need tell me. Ukraine admission and visa is my profession. You can also check my signature for more info. If you need proof, search for Transukrvuz km Facebook. That's my company Facebook page
please message me on whatsapp, 08133659607, we should talk more
Romance › I Want To Study In Ukraine, Please Help by derrydinny(op): 4:01pm On May 17, 2018
hello guys, I want to continue my education abroad, in ukraine preferably cos of funds. I heard that I can't communicate with the universities directly, please anyone that knows any true agent, not scammer should please recommend him also if you know any confirm website that can serve as an agent.

ps: I posted this in romance section because it is the most visited section and I want it to be seen by plenty people.
thanks in advance
Family › Re: 30 Habits That Show Improper Upbringing Of Children by derrydinny: 11:52am On May 12, 2018
oxygenlove:
See Ur Mouth, Thats The Problem With Some People, Oyinbo Pikin, So Yur In Support Of Dos Nuisance Arresting Their Parent Too Abi? If I Never Travel Out I Dey Watch Film Nw, Oyibo Parent Sef Stil Do Some Of The Listd Training ,, Nigeria Parent Are Stil Fair, What About Upbringing In Those Asian Countries,, And U Tok Of Oppression! So By Mere Training Kids This Way Is Oppression. U Should Wait Til Ur Child Call U A Fool, By Then U Wont Be Comparing African Kids With Doz Mumu Oyibo Kids
with all the so called training, why is nigeria like this? it is crap made by elders to oppress children to their benefit
Crime › Re: Abba Kyari Recovered N200k Phone That Was Stolen - Man Reveals How by derrydinny: 3:30pm On May 10, 2018
SleakBuzzPR:
Its either Abba Kyari paid that mofo to come up with that story or the thief who stole the phone was still rocking it with the sim card.

No how boys wey sabi go move your phone and you go see am back.....phones way dem snatch for street before 9am don enter computer village by 2pm and gets a new owner by 5pm.

So I think this is just a mere publicity stunt....

Good job for the Evans bust tho....but Niggga gotta chill on this photo trends and shiiiiit
lol, phones can be easily traced, especially if it was stolen by a novice but Anna Polly asked for more than the pic of the pack
Family › Re: 30 Habits That Show Improper Upbringing Of Children by derrydinny: 3:19pm On May 10, 2018
oyinbo people no dey do all this one and they are still better people than us, almost everything you stated here is like a form of oppression to children, why should they stand up just because someone is older than them? they should take your things from you even When they are tired? how does one dress decently? how does putting earrings on a male affects his behavior? you never mentioned How to make them hardworking from little, how to make them courageous, you are telling them to carry load for you. You are one of those people who believe in making life harder for youngster just to benefit the oldies
Literature › D-SYNDICATE~ A Story Of The Underworld by derrydinny(op):
All rights reserved, this piece is the intellectual property of the writer, derrydinny and must not be produced in any form without the permission of the writer


This story is 100% fiction and any resemblance with any person, place or event is pure coincidence

This story is about a drug cartel that started 13 years ago from an experiment and has developed into the 4th biggest drug cartel in the world with a reported profit of 10 million dollars weekly, the trouble they faced and how they managed to keep it afloat.

D-Syndicate heirachy
*D- The head of the syndicate, no one knows him expcet 3 high ranking members, rumoured to be a businessman
*Eff and Narcal- Two of the three members of the D council(including D) Eff is in charge of logistics, he is very smart and loyal while Narcal is in charge of the members, their welfare, weapons and recruitment, he is also smart and very loyal
*Meelan- The middleman between the members and the D council, the pivot of the syndicate, he is very popular in the country because of his philanthropic deeds, secret member of the syndicate and also a respected lawyer
*Beck, Karl, Maxim and Marco- The regional heads of the regions in the country, they are responsible for the welfare of the stuffs and members in their regions, all secret members and popular people in their places.

Relevant characters will also be explained in the course of the story

ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats and tighten your seatbelts as we embark on this interesting journey.

comments, criticism and suggestions will be appreciated.
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Romance › Re: I Checked Through Her Whatapps Messages, I Almost Fainted by derrydinny: 3:48pm On May 09, 2018
you shouldn't be surprised, a girl you met on 26th came to your house on 30th and spent the weekend with you, that one don show sey she be dick scout
Business › Re: Dangote Makes The List Of The 2018 Most Powerful People In The World - See Full by derrydinny: 1:52pm On May 09, 2018
naijapips04:
Liberal bullcrap.

Xijinpin more powerful than Donald Trump?

Trash!
did you know why xi jinping was number 1? because he has gained more power as chinese president which is actually the number two country in the world, trump cannot take some decisions without having a meeting with some officials while the likes of xi and putin can decide to bomb anywhere in the worlf and no one would query them in their country, they can't even lose and election while trump has to campaign very hard to win it. buhari has more power over nigeria than trump has over america. america is the most powerful nation but it's president isn't the most powerful man because he is bonded by some laws that can get him impeached if broken
Business › Re: Great Lessons About Money That Would Help Your Finances by derrydinny: 9:22pm On May 08, 2018
Jethrolite:
He probably meant wealthy. Money will make you rich but not wealthy. Assets make you wealthy.
stop confusing yourself bro, what will you use to acquire the assets? money makes you wealthy bro,
Romance › Re: What Happened With This Deadrat Incident by derrydinny: 9:06pm On May 08, 2018
I learnt something with this deadrat incident, in nigeria, we pity those who shouldn't be pitied, celebrate those who should be sent to the gallows and maim those who should be helped. Deadrat was caught swindling innocent people but some are saying he should be left alone since he has apologised but the same deadrat would have been the chief persecutor if he caught a liar, deadrat should be disgraced every week till june to discourage those that have it in mind to scam innocent nigerians
Education › Where Can I Study Abroad? by derrydinny(op): 2:57am On May 08, 2018
Pls where can i study abroad with tuition less than £2500/y and also work? Transfer would be nice(engineering)
Business › Re: Business I Can Start With 10k? by derrydinny(op): 1:15am On May 08, 2018
Byikson:
I will advise you to acquire a skill with that money. Forget short-term gratification. Acquire a skill that will be beneficial to you after school. Maybe graphic design, web design/programming, data analysis, writing, etc. Look for a skill that you will enjoy doing when it's not paying. You will not regret it in the future.

I believe you are a student ready for industrial training. Don't misuse this 6 months. Go get a skill.
I was actually learning a trade(land survey) before school resumed(300 level), I saved this 10k from the trade I was learning so I just want to start a small business that I will use to do big boy na since I can't be asking my parents money everytime, I just don't want to waste the money when I can use it to make more
Business › Business I Can Start With 10k? by derrydinny(op): 7:52pm On May 07, 2018
I am a student living in school what biz can i start with 10k and make profit in 6 month?
Politics › Re: Ekiti 2018: APC Governorship Primaries (Live Updates) by derrydinny: 5:55pm On May 05, 2018
apc should forget ekiti if fayemi wins, he enjoys zero goodwill from ekiti people, serving as a minister for 2 years and not having impact on ekiti indigenes hasn't helped matters. segun oni can deliver ekiti for apc, he tried in the time he spent as a governor but I'd love daramola to be remembered if apc wins ekiti, the guy has tried a lot for apc and ekiti
Romance › Re: Amazing Pre-wedding Photos Of A Nairalander Childhood Friend by derrydinny: 12:07pm On May 05, 2018
whenever I see people calling ugly photos beautiful, I always wonder if they are blind or they don't know what beautiful means, it is not a must to snap before wedding and if you must do, make it nice and sophisticated
Sports › 2018/2019 Summer Transfer Thread: Post All Transfer News Here by derrydinny(op): 6:30pm On May 01, 2018
Manchester united news
*man U will try to sign 60m rated Umtiti before world cup
*man U will offer fellaini a new one year contract, the belgian wants a new two year contract to stay
*man U to sell martial this summer, the frenchman is wanted by juventus, Chelsea and Tottenham

Chelsea transfer news
*Chelsea open secret talks with sporting cp midfielder bruno fernandes, the portuguese is wanted by liverpool
*Chelsea are reportedly in pole position to sign bryan cristante, the italian midfielder has scored 15 goals in 44 appearances for atalanta this season
*Kylian mbappe wants p.s.g to sign chelsea's ngolo kante.


more news coming, add yours so that the football fans can get to know their clubs' activities this summer
Romance › Reasons Why Cheating Is On The Rise(married Men) by derrydinny(op): 5:59pm On May 01, 2018
men since time immemorial have always loved pussies, shagging a lot means being a god especially when the pussies are of high profile women but why does it seem that cheating is on the rise even when men have always loved marking registers of women on bed?
1) Marriage law: The nigerian law supports monogamy and frowns at polygamy, this has made men that have insatiable urge for sex go after married, widowed, divorced or single women for pleasure, in times past, you could marry as much as you want since no law was against it but now men now get laid outside marriage to satisfy themselves( man gotta use his dick)
2) Civilization: Dating a married man is no big deal now, even though the society frowns at it, they still over look it unlike the olden days when it was a heinous crime, this has made men fearless and carefree because it is no longer an issue.
3) Weak marriage foundation: Men marry now because of beauty, they only check physical beauty of their spouses and then complete the marriage rites, after the wife's beauty fades, the husband no longer loves the woman and he is ready to look outside. This was very much avoidable several years back when marriages were based on characters and not physical attributes.
4) Pride: Some men see having sexual relationships outside marriage as being a boss and not being under a woman's control

this compilation includes but is not limited to reasons why married men cheating is on the rise

the women part is coming if you guys like this one

I try? e make small sense?
Politics › Re: Mubi, Adamawa Mosque Bomb Blast (Graphic Photos) by derrydinny: 5:21pm On May 01, 2018
let them keep dying, less beggars and almajiri in our country
Politics › Re: Mubi, Adamawa Mosque Bomb Blast (Graphic Photos) by derrydinny: 5:19pm On May 01, 2018
ISLAMBAD:
Make Yoruba Muslims catch you with that your oduduwa agitation.
Who will sight the moon for them if you separate them from Sultan.
Keep deceiving yourself.
you mumu no be small, na only sultan sabi sight moon? we go find person wey go dey do am
Romance › Re: 8 Reasons Not To Marry A Perfectionist - Opinion by derrydinny: 5:20pm On Apr 30, 2018
how did this shit make FP, almost all the points are wrong, perfectionists are the best business men, they are always ahead of others just because they make every go smoothly out of perfection, they are very wealthy examples are Steve jobs and aamir khan(the bollywood actor) they don't even like working under a boss because they feel it reduces their perfection. about the time keeping shit, that is just about discipline, not perfectionism, infact they may be late to meetings because they were adding final touches to an already perfect project
a perfectionist isn't stingy, he just thinks money shouldn't be wasted on irrelevant things
dont try to make laziness a good thing by making perfectionism look bad.
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by derrydinny: 8:00am On Apr 28, 2018
How sperm de taste for una mouth
Family › Re: Man Leaks Facebook Chats Of His Wife With Married Man by derrydinny: 6:35pm On Apr 10, 2018
let the woman go, send her away like a pest

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