Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 7:37pm On Sep 05, 2023 |
cococandy: Apple cinnamon Scones and tea for breakfast.
I’m gonna have to make okra soup because of all the okra i harvested over the week. Look at those fresh okra  Nne, well done. If you harvest too much, dehydrate them. |
Romance › Re: What's Wrong With Asking Woman About Her Age by descarado: 7:08pm On Sep 05, 2023 |
uuzba: Ok. 45 to 55. Plus the woman's whole body has scattered and is blowing in the wind by that age.
(I tried to be nice before. But you just had to push). How did the woman body scatter? Men body don't scatter? At early 30, most guys can't even get it up without telling to woman to continue rubbing it. It eventually stand and wither again if you are not faster than Usain. Thanks to agbo. Shepe Reason why una dey die like chicken. A woman can hold forth some hours, una no fit last 2 minutes. Don't even know how to give a woman orgasm either your quick and discharge. Or is it the shape and size of those things. Some are very disgusting to look at. The things women endure. Some look like millipede, some curve like sickle, some smell like pit toilet abi men get discharge down there too. Some have all manner of crawcraw( nairaland archive is there to go digging) Everyday competing with women. Shame no dey catch una. What we have now is no longer men but sissies. Shame |
Family › Re: Should Marital Advice Be Taken From An Unmarried(single) Person by descarado: 6:13pm On Sep 05, 2023 |
Pastev1: Beloved, Experience they say is the BEST TEACHER. Marital counseling is not knowledge-based, rather it's experience/practical is over 75% required.  |
Politics › Re: Inexperienced Boy Owns Private Jet Under Buhari – Sanusi by descarado: 6:17pm On Sep 04, 2023 |
Cos he didn't benefit. Was it not the same Sanusi that boasted he can make millions while lying in his room when he bought a very expensive car as an emir.
He should shut up pls. |
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Travel › Re: Difference Between England, Uk, Great Britain And Northern Ireland. by descarado: 1:39pm On Sep 04, 2023 |
Akaegwu: KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN UK, GREAT BRITAIN, BRITAIN, ENGLAND
A lot of people in Nigeria and indeed all over the world, including well travelled, elite class people often confuse England, United Kingdom, Britain and Great Britain. Well, here's the way to differentiate them:
*England* is a country just as Nigeria, and its capital is *London* just like Abuja is the capital of Nigeria.
*Great Britain* is a collection of 3 countries which came together as one country and has its capital as *London.* Those 3 countries are:
1. *England,* 2. *Scotland* and 3. *Wales.*
When you include *Northern Ireland* to these 3 countries, they become *United Kingdom* (union of four nations) Viz: 1. England, 2. Scotland, 3. Wales, and 4. Northern Ireland.
That is why it is referred to as the *United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.* Collectively, the four are taken as one country. And when this is the case, *London* is its capital.
Note however that these four individual nations all have their own respective capitals.
Accordingly, the capital of Scotland is *Edinburgh*, Wales is *Cardiff*; Northern Ireland is *Belfast*; England is *London*.
Ps: Northern Ireland is not to be mistaken for the *Republic of Ireland*. The latter is a separate country. Its capital is *Dublin*.
Credits: Nojeem Jimoh Shame no dey catch una. See what an able bodied man created time to do. No white care to know about the three major tribes in Nigeria. They don't care. They see you as parasite instead of the other way round. Slave mentality no dey tire una? Create topic about potus too. Bunch if low self esteem niggas. Even if you become a billionaire tomorrow,with this mentality, you will still worship a nobody as long as the person is white. Our esteemed politicians were once like you and they keep on using their heads. Mtcheeew |
Christianity Etc › Re: US Recognises Pastor Jerry Eze After Historic Crusade by descarado: 1:21pm On Sep 04, 2023 |
DaddyCoool: Don't know about him, but being healed is not sign the healer is not a con man. Some con men are quite shocked when their con results in real healing. It's the person's faith that heals him. Also placebo effect has been scientifically proven Nigerians  You go explain tire  |
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 1:21am On Sep 04, 2023 |
Yuneehk: I'll like to think so too. Those dry fishes, are not so expensive from there. I recently went to an area in PH, Gambia area where northerners are and saw lots and lots of it. But with how it is prepared, the environment, I was shocked that this is the condition those fishes are kept before we buy them.
Story for another day. Have been to biggest dry fish market in maiduguri and its very neat. Just that if one is not careful, one may buy dry snake, frog, toad monkey etc as dry fish or meat  Mangala, okpo, etc are from there. |
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 12:19am On Sep 04, 2023 |
ADUKKY: Homemade Wanche, spaghetti, coleslaw with chicken and ponmo. I have been craving it for days but couldn't bring myself to buy it outside.  |
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 12:18am On Sep 04, 2023 |
Caaz: Redoil stew.....I love yum yum. The chicken drumstick get levels sha Have they banned you again madam? How are u and family? |
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 12:17am On Sep 04, 2023 |
Yuneehk: Carefully and beautifully fried indeed.
That cheap sef of now, northerners will be complaining. In Pankshin, back in 2017, I used to buy 10sizeable pieces of beef for 200naira and will use it to cook stew and soup after cutting it again to make it 20pieces. Dry fish is cheapest there. Not surprised cos it comes from there. Borno and adamawa. |
Travel › Re: Flood: Lagos Orders Residents Of Alagbole, Meiran, Kara, Others To Relocate by descarado: 7:31pm On Sep 03, 2023 |
OkayDaddy: May you never come across your destiny helper, you foolish pig. You are my destiny helper  Make I laugh
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Travel › Re: Japa: I Am Confused, Please Advise. by descarado: 7:30pm On Sep 03, 2023 |
Acidosis: What part of my post don't you agree with exactly? You have only reiterated my views to an extent.
I don't think any japa person will meet the criteria in the first place. If I have to be in the UK for 3 years to qualify for low tuition or loan, I don't think I would be applying for study/student visa.
That being said, my views are based on constant and consistent interaction with Nigerian students in the UK. How will you come in legally if not through study visa? Well, you know Nigerians, do we ever say the truth. We always say things so people will pity us. Go to UK govt website. Anything you need to know about school fees is there. Not them say. Even me wey dey uk and into the system, they lie to me a lot. |
Travel › Re: Flood: Lagos Orders Residents Of Alagbole, Meiran, Kara, Others To Relocate by descarado: 7:27pm On Sep 03, 2023 |
OkayDaddy: If they forcefully evict them now, you will start crying that they are marginalising Igbos. Because its igbo people that are living there. May I never come across one like you in real life. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why I Have A Fleet Of Private Jets, Bishop Oyedepo Reveals by descarado: 1:15pm On Sep 03, 2023 |
AareGaa: I don't believe God has blessed him.
He's simply living on the handouts from his followers. That's not blessing. He is a religious parasite  |
Family › Re: My Husband Has Been Doing Me Yahoo Yahoo! by descarado: 1:09pm On Sep 03, 2023 |
BigJoe19: She just kept ranting. I didn't bother reading till the end. Read the ending. Gosh. |
Travel › Re: Japa: I Am Confused, Please Advise. by descarado: 12:54pm On Sep 03, 2023 |
Acidosis: Are you saying that parents in Western countries are able to afford these things? Why do students abroad owe school fees? Are you also aware that, while the UK was increasing fees for international students, UK/EU students had their fees reduced? Every Nigerian student you see in the UK pay more than the average UK citizen. Yet these people still find themselves in debt.
Nothing is easy anywhere. I agree that the world has become a global environment but that's actually an advantage to people who want to stay back. I'm sure you're aware that some Nigerians now earn $$$ from Gbagada and Mowe. More so, the idea of education is fast changing.
We are in an era where Elon Musk will pay you $8000 for creating a s**upid content on Twitter.
Some children will grow up wondering why we box them into the 6-3-3-4 thing. As much as we desire the best for them and want to use them to achieve the dreams we couldn't achieve, we should be mindful, so we don't make the same mistakes our fathers made. Haba, take am easy na. Who told you uk was reducing school fees for their citizens? There is God o. International students anywhere in the world pay higher school fees. You don't have to be a citizen to pay what citizens are paying as long as you meet the legal requirement of being in uk 3 yrs plus and the rest. You may not be eligible for student loan cos you are still new but as long as you have been in uk for up to 5 yrs, you are eligible for student loan. Citizen or not. Also this yr, the criteria for repaying student loan get tighter unlike other yrs. International students use school route to come in and believe they will work to offset their debt and in doing so neglect their studies. Some Nigerians cone in to read some nonsense. They abandon school and start working so uk govt placed 20hrs work max time for them which is more effective this year. Make una dey take am easy pls. |
Travel › Re: Port Harcourt: Nigeria's Silently Beautiful City (Pictures) by descarado: 11:28am On Sep 03, 2023 |
vanitybutiwanti: Sharrap, I know you're Igbo, always beating your chest. Where are you from. Everywhere in phalga and Obioakpor beats your state hands down. Nonsense! When last did you go to PH. I am igbo of course. Remove aba, pH is dead. Let me narrow it down. The life of pH city is abangwa. U even want good automechanic for your car, just go to aba. Glorifued village. The only thing their men know is selling land. They will sell, another set will come and say the seller is fake and take you to their kangaroo court. After one Yr, they are broke again. Have never seen set of lazy humans like these people. Very lazy indigenes. If not multinational companies, what will one be doing there. Their own is bring money make we chop. They don't even know how to enjoy life. Very self entitled Mtcheew So cry all you want. It is a glorifued village with nothing to show for after decades of being the oil capital of Nigeria. Remind me of a billionaire industrialist from your place? Name one person from pH that is known in Nigeria as a manufacturer, whatever. The only billionnaires you have there are politicians. Shame, big shame. Don't let me expose you guys. I was born and brought up there. So all corners of rivers state I know. Houses in pH, more than 60 is owned by igbos. Go to obioakpor lg and verify. Then come back let's talk. They even sell their fathers compound. Ogogoro people. Place where men will give out their wives to foreign expert to use as long as they want so far they Roger them. |
Politics › Re: Lauretta Onochie Stranded, Homeless In The UK - Saharareporters by descarado: 10:40am On Sep 03, 2023*. Modified: 1:18pm On Sep 03, 2023 |
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Politics › Re: Lauretta Onochie Stranded, Homeless In The UK - Saharareporters by descarado: 10:31am On Sep 03, 2023 |
Not worth it. |
Travel › Re: Port Harcourt: Nigeria's Silently Beautiful City (Pictures) by descarado: 10:20am On Sep 03, 2023 |
CJStarz: A city replete with old colonial buildings. Aba get more modern houses that Port Harcourt.A city where the difference between the rich and the poor is so glaring. A city with a very high cost of living,Aba is their surviving grace. Either they come to Aba to buy or we take the market to them. A city of whoredom. A city of rains. A city of flyovers but nil human capital development. You even want to do serious shopping, you hop into a car and go to aba. Serious foodstuff, building materials, spare parts, name them, it's aba. Iive around an average rivers state family and you wil see they don't live in this world. All of them behave like amaechi and wike and they are full of envy and jealousy. |
Travel › Re: Port Harcourt: Nigeria's Silently Beautiful City (Pictures) by descarado: 10:15am On Sep 03, 2023 |
Gerard28: God Bless you my Brother, I love you.
No mind idiots dem wey dey talk waaaaaaaa.
State I have lived all my life. No job creations, Nothing.
Just Public Clown Performances and looting So disappointed in that state. That's why if somebody say the governors are working, I wonder why it doesn't reflect on the city. Go to the villages that produce oil and cry. Rivers men are the most useless in Nigeria. Like amaechi like wike like odili. They use and dump them. The smallest thing they can give their people, they use to build other places. Remove the presence of igbo in ph and my village will be a city compared to that place. Oh, I grew up in that cursed city. My family is everywhere there. Road is zero. No plan. Aba road is what foreigners see and start shouting ph is good. |
Travel › Re: Port Harcourt: Nigeria's Silently Beautiful City (Pictures) by descarado: 10:09am On Sep 03, 2023 |
lonelydora: Which beautiful city?
As a full Pitakwa guy, there's nothing beautiful about PH. The only road in PH is Aba road, which is even a 2-lane road.
But truth be told, driving in PH has become easier after all the overhead bridges (not flyover) Wike built. Thank you. PH  Make I laugh  |
Politics › Re: Lauretta Onochie Stranded, Homeless In The UK - Saharareporters by descarado: 10:07am On Sep 03, 2023 |
I don't believe this. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Misunderstanding Of Christians On Money by descarado: 10:04am On Sep 03, 2023 |
chiommy123: For the church to collect gambling and prostitution money that's indirectly encouraging the trade. What make them rich is not your tithe, gambling or prostitution money but millions politicians give them every day in hard currencies. |
Family › Re: Nigerian Man Asked To Leave UK After His Cheating Wife Files For Divorce by descarado: 9:53am On Sep 03, 2023*. Modified: 1:17pm On Sep 03, 2023 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Penam Percy Paul Glory Song Series: Which One Is Your Favourite Album And Track. by descarado: 9:34am On Sep 03, 2023 |
Bring down the glory album  Best is Come, let us worship and bow down...... I used to be a fervent Christian o  |
Politics › Re: Zamfara Residents Kidnap Bandits’ Wives In Retaliation For Abduction Of Farmers by descarado: 7:33pm On Sep 02, 2023 |
tubolancer: Now two can play the game. They are one and the same. Diff ways to make money from the govt. Bandits are their family members. |
Politics › Re: Zamfara Residents Kidnap Bandits’ Wives In Retaliation For Abduction Of Farmers by descarado: 7:31pm On Sep 02, 2023 |
Bandits are their brothers. Why the pretence. If they had wanted to stop banditry, they know what to do. Next news pls |
Crime › Re: Leaked Nudes Flood Social Media As Ladies Combat Blackmailers by descarado: 7:28pm On Sep 02, 2023 |
You are no Kim. Even for your husband, do not send nude pictures not to talk of video. The moment a man request for your nude, end the relationship. Unless you are looking for something. Goodluck to them. |
Christianity Etc › Re: OPM: Pastor Who Rode Bicycle From Gboko To Rivers Blessed By Apostle (Photos) by descarado: 3:16pm On Sep 02, 2023 |
No taste. Money miss road. There is no interior decor around?
What's the thing with gold. So off |
Family › Re: Nigerian Man Asked To Leave UK After His Cheating Wife Files For Divorce by descarado: 3:09pm On Sep 02, 2023 |
Why all the noise. Nigerian women have been enduring cheating, side chicks, second wife, concubine for centuries. You talk, you will be shown the door and replaced immediately. Family members will even support the man. |