₦airaland Forum

DanielsParker:
Best response..

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Not at all.
If accident happen, he will be the one in trouble.
Anyway, nothing is ever right in naija

Mindlog:
This reminds me of a couple who came to the UK in September 2021 via study route. The husband was the student while the wife was the dependent and working full time as a domiciliary care worker to support clearing her husband's outstanding tuition fees as the husband was strictly working 20hrs weekly as a student and covered their rent and feeding. Few months down the line, the company gave the wife a small car to be driving to their different service users' homes to provide care, the company gave her a fuel card and were responsible for maintaining the car which she drove home daily even when off shift, the car was with her.

When she was off shift and the car packed in front of their residence, oga go dey insist on wifey to give him car keys so he could drive around for a while but wifey would refuse, reminding him that should he get involved in an accident or got fined for traffic violations while he is the one behind the wheels, she will be in trouble and insurance would not cover the damages. That caused a big strain in their marriage, oga reported her to relatives back in Nigeria of being selfish and arrogant.

That's funny.
In naija, we do things differently.
An old lady in usa( they appeared in court. Have forgotten the name of the court but very very friendly court that always pardon people) to her husband to court cause he violated traffic rule but since its her name on the papers, she was fined. She was so furious.

Kingosytex:
As you dey date dey break up, ensure that you've got the trinities on or before you clock 33+.
It's unjust for someone to have a body count of 20 and mileage of over 1000 and expect an innocent man to accept her like that

Who have been deceiving you guys with this body count stuff?
As in seriously?

Is it kind of consolation or what?

yeniyeni:
Probably the guy is trying to test her if she's a gold digger and if she's a wife material. Who knows?
He may not be chef as claim

Test her?
Is this not rather outdated?

This is not our grandmother's era.

Carry your test vamoose pls.

Acidosis:
People actually breakup because of toothpaste? I used to think it's one of those s!!y jokes people make out there. The other reasons appear to be valid, but toothpaste?

Clean freaks with a little ocd do.

So?

Why will somebody pay you?
There are so millions of DIY on youtube for virtually everything on earth and never have I seen where one is asked to pay money for download.
Are u OK?
The way we pursue this money in naija is alarming.

You are even violating youtube rule by requesting for money and can be reported.

Carcholce:
You can flirt and tease without physical contact. No touch whatsoever. From what the OP wrote, he seems like a Hot he-goat. A man that is always hot will often express it by being too touchy. Women senses it and it’s a turn off.


A woman cannot tell you She does not like teasing and flirting when you are feet’s away from her. She can only tell you She don’t like it when you get touchy. The OP and you my friend should learn how to fvck a woman’s brain and not her pvssy.

When A MAN speaks, u will know

When you get the brain, the pussy can be assessed freely.
Bravo.

armyofone:
I like this but the honey and brown sugar added put me off as it is some how sweet preventing me from enjoying the pepper experience. So I make my own habaneros sauce for sides. Just like making stew but no tomatoes or anything else.

Korean hot pepper flakes is made with sugar.
That's why I added it. Just little.
Srirachi is also made with sugar.

You can skip and use some other seasoning and black pepper.

cococandy:
Nice. I have a Winco near me. I like how they can process your stuff like coffee and grains for you.

Well I have fried peanut I was thinking of using for peanut soup. But I’ve not used fried seed peanut for soup. Only the butter and the fresh ground peanuts. Was wondering how this one might turn out.

Like extra oily maybe 🤔

I use settled smooth peanut. When its settled, oil float on top.Drain out all the oil.
Just very thick paste remaining.

amorprincesa:
Thanks 👍

Gochujang is korean hot pepper paste.


You can substitute with srirachi.

If you don't have these 2, you can use ketchup + ground pepper + honey.
Or
Normal tomato paste plus honey or sugar and pepper.

Drizzle lemon on top and some green onions

Fryx:
If you love. You just love regardless. You don’t need to be trained to love.

Some attributes are collectively called Love.. if those attributes start having k leg, you will start questioning Love. And when you start questioning Love, better get out.

Counsellors will tell you to give each other space cos it can turn into hatred with is on the same tempo with Love.

Jazmine10:
There is unconditional Love. There's unmerited Love. That bond a mother share's with her Baby is an example of what again? Hell was never designed for humans. Some humans willfully and disobediently and disregard for The Creator and Saviour choose hell.

Some mothers do not share those bonds with their kids.
More than half of the world's population are not Christians. So everybody don't see love from the prism of Christianity.
When arguing a case, don't assume everybody is on the same level with you.

That's the problem with Nigeria pursuing oyibo stuff.
If you go to some countries, they still use old stuffs. What's wrong with this pot pls.

Why calling people who use that legends?

Preserve your culture.

ganisucks:
You are very misinformed. Wagner is an ally of Balabu.

Those guys know nothing.
Wagner has been an ally of tinubu since. Tinubu is in cohort with the coup plotters thinking he will use that to arm twist the West and the naija cabal. France all of a sudden left the chat and the coup is pay back.
If he end up doing that, he is indeed a master in this game.

Heartless Nigerian

chrisj2:
What is it with this Pastor nonsense and giving them money for - nothing!


My own that came on Spousal Visa did not even celebrate her first salary with me but gave money to all and sunder in Nja - the same waste of space that did not lift her when she was back there. Divorce loading....

Divorce, cause she gave home people money or something else?
Remember, it favours nobody if kids are involved.
You can still work things out if it has not gone so deep.

pansophist:
The juju strong.

The UK sef, if you land there, na disappointment go just full your nack you. Like a girl wey de loaded for front, you come turn your head 180 degrees, come see say her arsenal flat

Stop lying.
I have enjoyed and gained so much from uk govt than I would have in Nigeria.

So much, as in so so much. Be it money or health wise and so much opportunity to excel out there.

Your people live larger than life when they land anywhere. They are not humble. They are not ready to start from down there and grow.

Unless you come in through the back door, you can go as far as you want. Just keep your ear on the ground.

Ashirioluwa:
What is the name of the UK company that sponsored her?

Does she have a skilled worker visa or visitor visa?

I know some people will believe her story. The lady is lying. She traveled to the UK with a visitor’s visa.

When you are at your lowest point and there is no turning back, you will make up a lie or a touching story to make them feel sorry for you and show mercy.

Thank you

spiSeyi:
The whites keep scamming the gullible cowards who ran away from their land 24/7 bcs of electricity and burgers, They make them work as slaves, what is the difference between them and our fathers who were brainwashed with lattans? The whites keep collecting back their money from them through paying taxes they can't pay here in Nigeria . If you fail to grow in your land , you can't grow anywhere. Apple can't grow in Nigeria bcs Nigeria is not its land. Welcome to 21st-century slavery

I live in white man's land. I don't work like slave. Nobody makes anynody work like slave anywhere.
Unless you pick overtime, u work according your workplace shift pattern which is applicable to everybody.

Blacks can work 7 days assuming they can do it. Whites hardly do overtime.
And the rule is this, more overtime, more tax . So u basically work for govt doing so many overtime.
They know the rules but they choose to work, then tell you that they were slaving for the govt.

In some places especially healthcare, mgt will stop you from doing so much overtime.

They will look at the long term effect it will have on you.

Even those that are going there for something at hand still pay these people to run the application stuff for them.

Yankee101:
Fraudulent billionaires
Sabotaged ibeto
Sabotaged abdulsamad
Sabotaged family, dantata wharf
Sabotaged kogi state out of obajana cement
Sabotaged banking during IPOs by borrowing to buy shares, inflating and dumping them
Sabotaged SEC when made chairman by price manipulation of stocks
Sabotaging villagers by buying their lands for dirt cheap
Sabotaging the cement industry by importing to bag
Sabotaging the economy by using CBN to round trip on forex
Sabotaging young girls by using and dumping them. Smart ones took his pictures as proof
Sabotaging Nigerian labour by importing thousands of Indians who will take less pay for low skilled jobs
Sabotaging tax income by acquiring preferential import waivers and licenses

We’re calling out everyone involved in the destruction of nigeria and preventing progress

He is worst that covid 19.
He has killed the Nigerian economy.
And they celebrate this man everyday here.

He is no businessman.
I pray one day he will end in jail.

Dafresh:
I used to open my fridge in my shop to receive air without knowing I was harming my self it started with malaria I treated it then I started having cough. The only thing disturbing me now is cough
Can ulcer cause cough and catarrh

Fridge, fans, ac, etc harbours dustmites.

You are probably allergic to that.
So keep your fridge, ac, fan, surroundings, bedding clean always.

I spent hundreds of thousands of naira treating my child of persistent cough and what have you not knowing its allergy. Loads of histamine and asmathic medication. In fact, I angrily left Nigeria cos no hospital( went to the best so called children's hospital in my city. (Zankli) did the right thing. Zankli did allergy test but insisted its asthma and was pumping this boy asmathic meds and inhalers. I did my research.
When I left Nigeria and went to hospital once, all I have been saying were confirmed. Just allergic reaction to dustmites.
I almost lost another child on their incompetency.

Till date, all good. Can't remember when last any if my kids went to the hospital.

See them debating about blood culture and widal test up there.

ezugegere:
What you have is flu, not typhoid. Take antibiotics for the cough, eg Azithromycin, etc. Take loratidine tabs. Pharmacist will advise you on dosage. Take a lot of water/fluid and fruits.
You will be well.

It's not flu.
It's hay fever.
The thing is this. We Nigerians think that hay fever don't affect us.
It does a lot.


It's the season.


It gives you a bit of flu, cold symptoms.

It's the season of hay fever.


It comes in different shades.
Cough, blocked nose etc one of them.

Since June, I've been down with itchy throat. I even lost my voice for 9 good days with mild fever.
Have never suffered from hay fever before so was shocked when everybody around me knows what's wrong with me except me.


You might be allergic to dust mites too.

Any small thing, typhoid and malaria.
Haba

chaloskyx:
lol Dangote the overnight billionaire now we know how you were so quickly able to amasss so much wealth the same goes for mike adenuga and others bunch of thieves posing as business men while using the corrupt system to their favor.

Tinubu is exposing him simply cos he stopped supporting him.

They were 5 and 6 not long ago.

ajadematanle:
Do you know that the dual exchange rate started when Dangote started his refinery and that was when we problem began with stability of our currency to the dollar. It was intentional by Emefiele and Dangote. Nearly all the loan from JP Morgan , external reserves and other foreign loans where channeled to Dangote refinery at N440/$

Very wicked man.

We shouted here when he started building his refinery with nothing in his account.
Amalgamation of Northern politicians used him to build refinery tinubu arselikas were praising.
Emefiele only acted on what he was told to do.
Else, he will be dismissed and set up and end in jail.
Now, look at him.
Is he better.

South continues to worship these people. And when they don't need you any longer, they destroy you.
North is united in looting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzGNzHRQowE


Totally different way of making palm oil.

It almost looked like vegetable oil at the end.

And the palm oil candy is surprising with coconut flakes.


Who would have thought.

Dangote and his cronies crippled the naira.

Who don't know this.

He is the most dangerous man in Nigeria. Worst than politicians. He uses everybody.

Upon what he did to naira, his much celebrated refinery is yet to start working.

Northerners protected and shielded this man cos he is one of them.

Very wicked and insensitive man.
A sadist to the core.
Nonsense refinery.
Who celebrates bloody ventures like that except bigots?

And tinubu is sharing palliatives with 700billion.
Chei