₦airaland Forum

BronzeTiger:
You've already known them. I've seen that account caught begging before on one of those "sob stories" threads.
If anyone manages to still go ahead to do a proper investigation they'll see its a ruse. I think I have to look for a way to get this OP arrested for potential scamming.

I have been here more than a decade and oldies like me know there various formats.
Pregnancy, children, sick mum, homeless etc are what they usually base their stories on.
Some will use school fees. Nairalanders don't have time again. Before, students will volunteer to check your authenticity in your school and once it reach that level, the person will disappear

pocohantas:
The guy sure has his reasons.
But it doesn't change the fact that he isn't a responsible fellow, just like Farida. I think this is her 3rd husband or so. She was warned but she kept attacking everyone.

How do you marry your bestie's ex?
Your bestie sef has been in and out of various marriages. Dated popular FUJI musicians.

All these Lagos socialites have a poor taste in men. That is why fine London old boys association dey use their eyes see shege. This includes the actresses. Once they have money, it is to fix gold tooth and be going from one party to another with expensive aso ebi. Recycling the same men like Pasuma and MC Oluomo. Fighting over these men on Instagram and at parties.

Imagine the late Alaafin's queen is dating Portable. A queen?? God abeg!

If at this age you don't know how to get and keep a man, it is gone. A Nigerian man that knows his onions doesn't need your travel history. Except na gigolo you dey with.

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The Farida lady is courteous to customers though. Been to her shop on Akerele for pedicure. Very affordable and stellar service.

Lol at London old boys association.
These people host parties every weekend. That's where you see politicians spend stolen money. They can sleep with whomever they like.

When I was in Nigeria, I was invited to one of these parties in London as a married woman. May have been divorced by now, who knows if I had indicated interest.
I have an older naija lady I met through work.
She has more than 15 boxes filled with asoebi.
This lady partied and partied. Divorced 2 husbands. Presently living alone and about to retire. What does she have. Nothing. Still building retirement home. A bungalow. And she has been in uk for 2 decades. I saw clips of their numerous parties. I will rather go to church( I hate going to church actually) than those places. Almost all the ladies bleach. Lots of pancake on their faces. It's all about who slept with who. The most generous politician etc.

And yep, all these actresses join them. Never seen a country as materialistic as Nigeria. And we want to curb corruption. Goodluck to us.

Loveabove:
There's no father for the first one. She got raped when she was in secondary and my late mother didn't agree to abortion.

How she got pregnant to the second child with a useless man is what I don't understand.

The immediate family of the second man is nothing to write home about. They don't care about the child and they told me this is not the only child he's impregnated a woman with. He's four other children like that from different women who the family care not for.

That is why I said circumstances I'm not ready to explain in details.

You are a very big liar.
End result is account number.
Use another moniker to suggest that.

Another fake one.
We have seen better formats here. Upgrade.

Superfreddy:
I almost lost my life last Friday on my way to Karu didn't know where this stray cow appears from and I was doing 120MPH only God knows how I managed to swerve before pulling over to catch my🫁 Jesus!!!!

Cow wey no dey fear human.
The day they entered my compound, see cow dung everywhere. The herders didn't leave till they finished cleaning and washing. They apologised profusely. If you see cow approaching, na to run close gate.

These cows finished my beautiful flowers.
One day, they entered my compound when big gate was open, although the herders apologised and days later brought some fruits with some of their people to apologise again.
Nonsense cows

Gerrard59:
I read through to the end to see if he answered or responded to your post. Unfortunately, he did not.

You see, these are the men brandishing their smelly preek along the streets in Nigeria chanting alfa meil, alfa meil, alfa meil everywhere they go. Never take them seriously. Also, note that they are very poor. P to the OOR!

Something must be wrong with these people.

If your relationship didn't go well,step back and check what made it so then go for another one.
Remaining bitter all through life is a mental problem.
Life is beautiful.
Yes we pass through a lot but we can still choose to be happy.

UK after team Jonathan and tinubu.
If you know you know.

South East zip your mouth.
This no concern you

KanwuliaExtra:
Wetin HELL RUFFIAN sing abeg?
Bob Marley's REDEMPTION SONG OR. . . .

"REJECTION SONG"?

U will not kiii mi

Yuneehk:
I'll add eggs later.

White House? Perhaps you used plenty spicy pepper. I try to mix them, more of Red bells and Shombo, and then small scotch bonnet for as much heat as I can handle.

You've been missing oh. Better late than never. Welcome.

White House in lagos.
It's a very popular eatery in yaba.

When I was preggy with my first. Yours truly made oga go there before going to work to buy bean and rice with ayamese and white meat. When he came back, I have already changed my mind. Guy was sweating like Xmas goat that morning and for me who hardly eat, he was sooo happy but, it is what it is

All our sins are forgiven

Prestonn:
Village kitchen

Okro soup

Have a great day everyone ♥️

This one na oyibo okro soup na.

Yuneehk:
Then Afang for the week with the shelled isam.

Yuneehk:
Ayamase stew...

Love

Made this for the first time last 2wks with iru. Have never used iru before. I even added boiled egg. Everything for the first time. I just dey look the thing dey remember "white house"

hahn:
My wife inherited them and other stuff from her grandma.

Nigerian moms were also spoilt back then. They could sit at home all day and gossip as they wished.

But now, women have decided to face stress like men.

Hei

Prestonn:
Village kitchen

Time to make okro soup. One of my best soup😋

INGREDIENTS
●Okro
●Salt
●Crayfish
●Spinach
●Pepper
●Fish
●Calamari
●Scampi
●Shrimps
●Prawns

Happy Sunday Everyone ♥️

Where the soup na.
I get eba, no soup

hahn:
Eba and okro soup(with a lot of things) 😉

Prestonn, come and checkout what the REAL okro soup looks like 🙄

Mr hahn, did you buy this plate new?
This plate is always reserved for fathers. U dare not touch it. Mum will give you back hand

Nigerian father were super spoiled those days.
This generation thought it will continue. Nothing is constant.

Exodus15v11:
Update on yesterday's Salmon Croquettes:

Everything was fine until I got to the molding stage (where you shape them with an ice scream scoop or your hands). I was able to mold two but the rest were just coming apart (I added one cup of breadcrumbs to the mix/batter and then added a bit more but maybe that wasn't enough). The Japanese breadcrumbs were hard and too crunchy for my liking. I normally don't cook or bake with breadcrumbs, so Idk if they're all hard and crunchy like that. Long story short, I threw out the whole batter and the two that I fried, as I really didn't like the hardness of the breadcrumbs. All that Salmon wasted and I really don't like wasting food.

This was also much more time-consuming than I thought. Who send me? You've to bake the Salmon first and then chop them up, then fry red peppers and onions, then mix everything up with chopped parsley or dill, eggs, Worcestershire sauce and other stuff, then mold/shape them into balls and flatten them out, then lastly fry them. I thought it would be a quick recipe but nope. The wahala. I may try again another time or maybe I'll find another interesting recipe for Salmon. I was kinda just looking for something different to do with Salmon 😃

Take heart

I would have used the outcome to make good dumpling.
Make lemonade out of lemon you know

People suffering from bipolar.
Nigeria don't have mental health institutions and Drs.
We undermine this illness a lot.

If not that ffk was diagnosed abroad,nobody will know he is bipolar.
Lots of Nigerians are bipolar.

Xxxxtentacion2:
Because they are looting the money and not for any palliative..

What do you expect.
Politics is business.
These people spent millions to billions. When you guys were quoting how much you will collect before endorsement, before you carry flyer, you forgot those who invested in it will recoup their money and make profit?

Until you become a Nigerian politician, u will understand.
The only man that wanted to reduce the useless spending was still betrayed by those that collected money.
So stop complaining

So after sharing the money, what next?
Inflation will reduce?

Rostikol:
You guys don’t know what is going on.

This war is not about Tinubu.

Any president in Tinubu’s shoes will be threatening war just like him.

The reason?

The 15 billion dollar trans Saharan gas pipeline linking Nigerian gas to the European market. It passes through Niger!

Putin does NOT want the line completed. He wants to be the key supplier to Europe.

And he backs the Niger junta.

So Nigeria either invades or it kisses goodbye to the 15 billion dollar project for which money has already changed hands.

Nigeria’s annual income could more than double upon completion of the project.

So it is Nigeria’s interest to get rid of the junta.

This is not about Nigeria wanting to please France and all this stuff you guys say.

What does France do for Nigeria that will make Abuja go to war against a neighbouring country just to please them?

It makes absolutely no sense.

We all know this is the koko but tinubu and his people forgot that part of the bargain is making someone from South east president and releasing nnandi kanu aftersll the gas comes from South east.
My dear, this is outcome of the first meeting between buhari and the eu early last yr.
Agreement is agreement.

Tinubu finally got his way, expect something worst than militant and bokoharam from South east. Tinubu know there wil be coup.
Cos it will favour him if he strategise well.

So forget all these.
He is in this 100%.
When did he become Russian enemy all of a sudden?

mrvitalis:
Stealing farm produce is not a sin according to the Bible

As long as it's for consumption it's allowed only become a sin when you sale it or do it via greed

In fact it's a sin to harvest all your crops from your farm... U are meant to leave some for the hungry passerby

According to the Bible Sha not Nigerians law

Go to Israel and steal for consumption and see yourself in jail.

madridguy:
It is now very difficult to feed, transport not to mention grooving.

The matter is strong.

Hunger, anger and frustration everywhere.

Why are you complaining?
You should be the last to complain.

Acidosis:
Possible. Abuja got yam in excess, and the city is closer to Benue.

When I was in Abuja, the only yam I eat was water yam. That yam is the best in this world. I can eat it every day with red oil and pepper. I actually grew up with it. Mummy get it in bulk and store from benue. The dark and round type is the sweetest.
I don't know if that yam still exist.

fineboynl:
the yam is popular for it firmness and sweet despite its new yam.

Yep and very costly too.

Geovanni412:
The idea of marriage painted to people is what makes it a scam

Marriage is not for happiness

Marriage is about companionship, respect and tolerance.

EOD

BRATISLAVA:
It has nothing to do with dowry and everything to do with the way the society views women who aren't married.

It also has to do with men who have never been taught how to coexist with respect for women. A man abusing a woman isn't because of him paying her dowry. Even boyfriend's in Nigeria feel they should maltreat their girlfriends, abuse them mentally and physically. We see the comments on this forum everyday from boys in the red pill. They continue their toxic manners into marriage. They don't have love in them.

It is inferiority complex. It has killed us.

fineboynl:
This new yam was sold to me for 2000 naira because i was a customer. In my present it was sold to another woman with abeg for 2500.

It was my usual customer and I bought more than one.

The increase was due to inflation in the country in addition to transportation cost.

This yam was cheap because if was onitsha yam that was transported to enugu. I was told the transport cost 200k.

Hausa yam wouldn’t be cheap either the ondo yam here was very small and expensive. Benue yam is yet to arrive but that still would be more costly.

That yam look like anam or ogbaru yam.
Onitsha don't have farm at all. Don't know how we started using this Onitsha yam to mean yam from towns close to Onitsha. I grew up hearing Onitsha yam. Nteje, anam, igbaru axis are yam farmers. These yams come from there. They are very close to Onitsha.

Mindlog:
With income of many families in Nigeria, how many can afford that tuber of yam?

That yam is even more affordable here in the UK when you put earnings into consideration. What a minimum wage earner here earns in about 30 mins can buy that same tuber of yam.

I tell you.
Nigerian or African foodstuffs are cheaper here these days compared to Nigeria.

My tribe man must rule by force. His friends and cronies must rule with him.
Goodluck to them.

These are ladies that politicians have as side chicks. Country hard no concern them. They keep on hosting parties, sleeping with anybody that has the money.
They call them socialite. Pls let it end in lagos. They don carry the socialite nonsense go Abuja.

I didn't read the tory pass socialite cos I know it's fake.

Dareal90s:
You no go school? This is an ECOWAS war, update yourself and stop acting like a village goattt.

This is the third country.
What happened to the first 2 that military is presently ruling.
Are they not part of ecowas?

When it comes to international politics, you guys better shut up else it will swallow you.

So far, a black man's intelligent quotient is below average. So let's hide ourselves.